Sunday, February 24, 2008

Humans -- Chock Full of Vitamins and Other Essential Nutrients

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Mack Hall In Hawaii a tiger took a walk on the mild side last week, escaping its catdominium and strolling around the human parts of the zoo...
Sunday, February 17, 2008

House, Nursing Assistant

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Mack Hall House is a reasonably intelligent television show featuring the eponymous lead as a Byronic hero who is never sacked despite his ...
Sunday, February 10, 2008

Jesus' Carbon Footprint

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Mack Hall The (Anglican) bishops of London and Liverpool want you to cut back on carbon for Lent. Senator Obama’s supporters, shoaling from ...
Sunday, February 3, 2008

A Mugging in South Park

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Mack Hall Last week we learned that 21% of Lamar University students are working their way through school; the other 79% voted to spend some...
Saturday, January 26, 2008

Blame the Welder

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Mack Hall The first smoke had barely risen from a famous no-tell in Las Vegas before someone said that the fire was probably caused by – sur...
Sunday, January 20, 2008

Huckabee and the Squirrel

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Mack Hall Mike Huckabee ate Rocky the Flying Squirrel! Okay, he really didn’t, but he did state while campaigning in Las Vegas that when he ...
Sunday, January 13, 2008

Chariots of Plastic

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Mack Hall Seventy-something years after Germany invented The People’s Car, India has reinvented it. The Tata Group (I’m not sure what a grou...
Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Is Primary Voting Primarily for Primates?

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Mack Hall The non-system of primaries and caucussing is fascinating, possibly because, like John Kerry’s self-invented war record, it is a g...
Thursday, January 3, 2008

White Lung Syndrome

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Mack Hall Trying to understand the writers’ strike is genuinely problematic. There are only about 10,000 entertainment writers along the Ne...
Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Send Out the Clowns

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Mack Hall Send out the clowns. No, this is not a piece about the candidates for the presidency. Imagine, if you will, a film in black-and-w...
Wednesday, December 19, 2007

It's Not Over Until January 6th

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Mack Hall Every year some folks take up their crayons and write querulously to the newspapers to demand that Christ be returned to Christmas...
Sunday, December 16, 2007

Drug Testing at Valley Forge

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Mack Hall Last week the most recent drug scandal took everyone’s attention away from lead-painted Chinese Christmas toys, and no wonder. W...
Sunday, December 9, 2007

Don't You Care About Arboreal Lemurs?

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Mack Hall A friend carries a special little leather wallet just for carrying extra batteries for his hearing aids, said batteries apparently...
Sunday, December 2, 2007

Kyle Field

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Mack Hall “The Credit Belongs to the Man…” People of faith have long made pilgrimages to holy places: ...
Sunday, November 25, 2007

Monkey With all the Trimmings

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Mack Hall Monkey With all the Trimmings Mrs. Mamie Manneh of New York faces trial for importing bits ...
Sunday, November 18, 2007

The House That Rodney and His Friends Built

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Mack Hall "That in this moment there is life and food For future years." -- Wordsworth When Rodney died he left behind an unfinish...

Father of the Bridesmaid

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Mack Hall Once upon a time two Aggie chicks shared an apartment almost in the shadow of blessed Kyle Field in the holy city of College Stati...

Thanksgiving Causes Global Warming

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Mack Hall Long, long ago the Mayflower was sunk by an iceberg and the Pilgrims stepped ashore with the Really, Really Revised New Intergloba...

Thanksgiving Causes Global Warming

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Mack Hall Long, long ago the Mayflower was sunk by an iceberg and the Pilgrims stepped ashore with the Really, Really Revised New Intergloba...
Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Pontius Pilate's Pleynt

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Mack Hall Pontius Pilate's Pleynt My Caesar and my Empire have I served, A diplomatic func...