Sunday, June 27, 2010

Pre-Broken Icon

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Broken Before You Buy It Many American retailers, ever on the trailing edge of progress, have eliminated the ne...

Pre-Broken Icon

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Broken Before You Buy It Many American retailers, ever on the trailing edge of progress, have eliminated...
Sunday, June 20, 2010

Flying Topless

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Flying Topless Are you thinking of leaving your body to science? Well, use your head before making that decisi...
Sunday, June 13, 2010

Don't Cry for Me, Vuvuzela

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Don’t Cry for Me, Vuvuzela Vuvuzela is not a South American country, nor is it an obscure anatomical term; it i...
Sunday, June 6, 2010

Rush Limbaugh and Helen Thomas Got Married?

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Paintballs and the White House Press Corps Because Israel is a tiny country that can be overflown by hostile ai...
Saturday, May 29, 2010

The 1914 Model is Outdated

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The 1914 Model is Outdated Some weeks ago a South Korean warship blew up and now the North Koreans and the So...
Sunday, May 23, 2010

Press One for Rational Thought Concerning Arizona

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Press One for Rational Thought Arizona, a most unfashionable state after firing on Fort Sumter earlier this spr...
Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Class of 2010

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Mack Hall Children insist on growing up and going away. Every year the old…um, venerable parents and faculty see their high school seniors ...
Friday, May 7, 2010

Sidonian Dido

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Mack Hall (Rough draft scribbled in class long ago) Sidonian Dido Sidonian Dido, Africa’s Queen – Dreamer on the Mediterranean shore, Why is...
Sunday, May 2, 2010

Sleepy LIttle Southern Rattlesnakes

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Mack Hall Alas that terrorists and foreign oil executives never seem to bother rattlesnakes, a professional courtesy which suggests that vip...
Sunday, April 25, 2010

Rush Limbaugh is a Democrat

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Mack Hall Last week Jack Lawrence of the American Civil Liberties Union invited y’r ‘umble scrivener to participate in a debate on, well, ci...
Sunday, April 18, 2010

A Nation of Beggars

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Mack Hall Once I built a railroad, I made it run, made it race against time. Once I built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you sp...

A Few Kind Words about the United States Postal Service

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Mack Hall Bashing our practically perfect postal people is a recent innovation; until the United States Postal Service, nee’ Post Office, wa...
Sunday, April 4, 2010

A Sort-of Disneyland, only with Firing Squads

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Mack Hall Dubai is a no-kissing zone. The United Arab Emirates is just another middle-eastern thugocracy of sand, rocks, oil, and semi-retir...
Sunday, March 28, 2010

Cultural Colonialism and a Fish

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Mack Hall Hayden Panettiere, who is famous for playing an “indestructible cheerleader” (I’m only repeated what the AP says) on television, h...
Sunday, March 21, 2010

Mack's Health Care Proposals

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Mack Hall Before you vote you must first (1) register to vote, (2) vote, and (3) understand that listening to the screaming fat boys on the ...
Sunday, March 14, 2010

Saint Swithin's Day

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Mack Hall There are no parades for Saint Augustine of North Africa on the 28th of August. No one wears a tee-shirt with the invitational “K...
Sunday, March 7, 2010

Rush Limbaugh's Bedroom and Other Meditations

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Mack Hall With the arrival of spring, or as springy as this part of the world ever uncoils, folks go outside and do outside stuff – fertiliz...
Sunday, February 28, 2010

Fish Sticks, Hockey Sticks, Canadian Chicks

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Mack Hall Last week a pet whale killed its third human at about the same time the Canadian women’s hockey team won a hockey match, which hoc...
Sunday, February 21, 2010

Buddhists and Tradesmen Kindly Use Side Entrance

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Mack Hall Last week the King of Sweden wore a baseball cap and Tiger Woods didn’t, pretty much altering everyone’s perception of reality to ...