Monday, June 27, 2011

Ash Wednesday in Libya

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Ash Wednesday in Libya For Anthony Germain The wisdom of the desert is dispersed Among the industrial monuments To mechanized murder, wirele...
Sunday, June 26, 2011

Rule by Frat Boys

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Rule by Fraternitaspuerate Remember Joel Fleischman, Northern Exposure’s lead whose sense of entitlement c...

Smoke Break

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Smoke Break By late next year all cigarette packages in this nation must bear pictures of diseased lungs, ...
Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Barnes and Noble -- The Nook's Disappearing Books

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The Nook is an amusing gadget, but mine -- this is, of course, a sampling of somewhat less than 100 Nooks -- is unreliable. When I bought m...
Sunday, June 12, 2011

Little House in the Big (and burning) Woods

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Little House in the Big (and burning) Woods Around 7:45 P.M. evening last week I was enjoying the dusk and...
Sunday, June 5, 2011

Quotations from the 45th President

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Quotations from the 45th President “Golf? No, never tried it. But now let me tell you about hunting squi...
Sunday, May 29, 2011

The Autopen is Mightier than the Reality Show

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com The Autopen is Mightier than the Reality Show Techniques for job seekers change with the times, but althou...
Sunday, May 22, 2011

Tour de Hello Kitty

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Tour de Hello Kitty When did America cease to be a nation of workers and become a community of guys in kne...
Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Class of 2011

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Mack Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com THE CLASS OF 2011 Children insist on growing up and going away. Their teachers are not happy about that. ...
Sunday, May 8, 2011

With Our Thrift-Shop Televisions We Will Conquer the World

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com With Our Thrift-Shop Televisions We Will Conquer the World With the death of what’s-his-name in a small ai...
Sunday, May 1, 2011

Always Wear a Clean Shirt at a Wedding

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Always Wear a Clean Shirt at a Wedding During the recent royal wedding one could not help noticing the wil...
Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Mice That Ate My Car

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com The Mice That Ate My Car The micezillas are eating my car. Why do mice eat the wiring of some makes of car...
Sunday, April 17, 2011

Russian Easter Overture

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Russian Easter Overture Rimsky-Korsakov’s orchestral piece “Russian Easter Overture” premiered during Christmas...
Sunday, April 10, 2011

With Our Number Two Pencils We Will Rule the World!

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com With Our Number Two Pencils We Will Rule the World The other day I spent several hours proctoring a standardize...
Sunday, April 3, 2011

The EuroGuitar, the Train, and the Squiggly Light Bulbs

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The EuroGuitar, the Train, and the Squiggly Light Bulbs “Guitar” is a French word for kindling, but a great man...
Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Reporter in the Closet

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The Reporter in the Closet In a masterful, post-dawn kinetic journalism action strike, Vice-President Joe-the-T...
Sunday, March 20, 2011

Technology -- EEK!

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Technology – EEK! If an individual were to awaken from a winter of hibernation and read the news today he would...
Sunday, March 13, 2011

Reverend Charlie Sheen

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Reverend Charlie Sheen An organization styling itself Family Radio declareth unto us that the world is going to...
Sunday, March 6, 2011

The World's Largest Shopping Mall and Noodle Cart

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The World’s Largest Shopping Mall and Noodle Cart The world’s largest shopping mall is open for business, but t...
Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Day the Attack of the Killer Dachshunds Didn't Stand Still

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The Day the Attack of the Killer Dachshunds Didn’t Stand Still “I perceive that you do not own an Afghan hound ...