Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Smurfs at the O.K. Corral

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com The Smurfs at the O.K. Corral We may take this as official: the something-istas who make movies think you ...
Friday, July 22, 2011

A Tribute to the Cigar Box

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com A Tribute to the Cigar Box Cigar boxes are no longer a part of childhood. In an office supply store...
Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Blue Bell Ice Cream

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Blue Bell Ice Cream commercials are as annoying as screaming children on a long flight. The only mercy in them (the commercials, not the sc...
Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Governor and the Guru

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com The Governor and the Guru Wel coude he rede a lesson and a storye, But alderbest he soong an offertorye - ...
Sunday, July 10, 2011

Veggies du Mal

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Veggies du Mal The President may cultivate his little vegetable garden at the White House without fear of ...
Sunday, July 3, 2011

Ken Follett's THE PILLARS ON THE EARTH on DVD

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Sometimes you risk a few dollars on a DVD based on a book anticipating that it will probably disappoint, and are pleasantly surprised to lea...

Bubble-Gum Government

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Bubble-Gum Government George: “Did I ever tell you dudes that I was once in a band?” Ben: “You rock, dude!...
Monday, June 27, 2011

Ash Wednesday in Libya

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Ash Wednesday in Libya For Anthony Germain The wisdom of the desert is dispersed Among the industrial monuments To mechanized murder, wirele...
Sunday, June 26, 2011

Rule by Frat Boys

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Rule by Fraternitaspuerate Remember Joel Fleischman, Northern Exposure’s lead whose sense of entitlement c...

Smoke Break

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Smoke Break By late next year all cigarette packages in this nation must bear pictures of diseased lungs, ...
Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Barnes and Noble -- The Nook's Disappearing Books

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The Nook is an amusing gadget, but mine -- this is, of course, a sampling of somewhat less than 100 Nooks -- is unreliable. When I bought m...
Sunday, June 12, 2011

Little House in the Big (and burning) Woods

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Little House in the Big (and burning) Woods Around 7:45 P.M. evening last week I was enjoying the dusk and...
Sunday, June 5, 2011

Quotations from the 45th President

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Quotations from the 45th President “Golf? No, never tried it. But now let me tell you about hunting squi...
Sunday, May 29, 2011

The Autopen is Mightier than the Reality Show

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com The Autopen is Mightier than the Reality Show Techniques for job seekers change with the times, but althou...
Sunday, May 22, 2011

Tour de Hello Kitty

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Tour de Hello Kitty When did America cease to be a nation of workers and become a community of guys in kne...
Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Class of 2011

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Mack Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com THE CLASS OF 2011 Children insist on growing up and going away. Their teachers are not happy about that. ...
Sunday, May 8, 2011

With Our Thrift-Shop Televisions We Will Conquer the World

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com With Our Thrift-Shop Televisions We Will Conquer the World With the death of what’s-his-name in a small ai...
Sunday, May 1, 2011

Always Wear a Clean Shirt at a Wedding

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Always Wear a Clean Shirt at a Wedding During the recent royal wedding one could not help noticing the wil...
Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Mice That Ate My Car

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Mack Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com The Mice That Ate My Car The micezillas are eating my car. Why do mice eat the wiring of some makes of car...
Sunday, April 17, 2011

Russian Easter Overture

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Mack Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Russian Easter Overture Rimsky-Korsakov’s orchestral piece “Russian Easter Overture” premiered during Christmas...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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