Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Monday, April 30, 2018

The Arts Community is Watching You Carefully - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Arts Community First Member of Social Group to Number Forty Two: “All right, you say you're ...
Sunday, April 29, 2018

Who IS Jack Robinson, Anyway? (But Bob's Your Uncle!) - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Who is Jack Robinson, Anyway? (But Bob’s Your Uncle!) Before you can say “Jack Robinson” You’ll...
Saturday, April 28, 2018

Selling Jesus at the Truck Stop - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Selling Jesus at the Truck Stop A table of Jesus-stuff at the door A beefish man in gas-station shad...
Friday, April 27, 2018

The Weekly Hollering Lady at Tia Linda's Get 'N' Go - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Weekly Hollering Lady at Tia Linda’s Get ‘N’ Go “I sure like your blowed-up hair! A lovely day! ...

We Could Ask for King George III Back - column

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Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com We Could Ask for Santa Anna or King George III Back Last week there was a merry meeting of the d...
Thursday, April 26, 2018

A Movie Review over Coffee at Tia Linda's Get 'N' Go - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Movie Review over Coffee at Tia Linda’s Get ‘N’ Go V: “There was this police chief and the cartels ...
Wednesday, April 25, 2018

The Wheels on the Quantum Bus Go 'Round or Not, But Not Simultaneously - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Wheels on the Quantum Bus Go ‘Round or Not, But Not Simultaneously Heisenberg’s uncertainty pr...
Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Cerulean - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Cerulean Once upon a time I calligraphed “cerulean” - Now I just write “blue”
Monday, April 23, 2018

Friends Don't Let Friends Sing Barbershop - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Friends Don’t Let Friends Sing Barbershop For the CBC Anchormen’s Quintet Take the keys (of C an...
Sunday, April 22, 2018

Most Things End in Sorrow - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Most Things End in Sorrow The happiest marriages we’ll ever know End in death; the unhappy marriages...
Saturday, April 21, 2018

Oh, Let You NOT Show me a Cute picture - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Oh, Let You Not Show me a Cute Picture… Oh, let me show you this cute picture I found on the intern...
Friday, April 20, 2018

A Copy of The Oxford Book of English Verse - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A copy of The Oxford Book of English Verse Remaindered from the London Borough of Barking and Dagenh...

Cinco de Mayo - column

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Cinco de Mayo When in the middle of the 19th century France decided that the conquest of Mexico would...
Thursday, April 19, 2018

We Lay Our Coats Down at the Feet of Saul - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com We Lay Our Coats Down at the Feet of Saul We lay our coats down at the feet of Saul, And stones we h...
Wednesday, April 18, 2018

The Most Common Forms of the Scantron®©™ are the Shakespearean, the Spenserian, and the Petrarchan - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Most Common Forms of the Scantron®©™ are the Shakespearean, the Spenserian, and the Petrarchan ...
Tuesday, April 17, 2018

TITANIC's Laugh Track - Rhyming Doggerel

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Titanic ’s Laugh Track Is there a man so cruel, so hard of heart So like unto the treacherous Macbet...
Monday, April 16, 2018

Big Linda's Grab 'N' Go II - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Big Linda’s Grab ‘N’ Go II A poor old man chants through his crumb-y beard: (In iambic dimeter) “...
Sunday, April 15, 2018

Neo-Colonialist Hegemonism - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Neo-Colonialist Hegemonism Some call it somethingphobic and bellicose Crude masculinist supremacy (b...
Saturday, April 14, 2018

The Enlightenment: a Dim and Dripping Corridor - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Enlightenment A dimly-lit and dripping corridor Echoing with the screams of broken souls As the...
Friday, April 13, 2018

THE WAR PRAYER, Mark Twain (1905)

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The War Prayer by Mark Twain It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every br...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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