Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

In the Hospital Laboratory Waiting Area - a very short one-act play

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com In the Hospital Laboratory Waiting Area A MePhone rattles and twanks and pings like Robby-the-Robot g...

The President Wants us to Come Together (slightly vulgar doggerel)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The President Wants us to Come Together The president wants us to come together – One imagines a sea...
Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Simon and Schuster and a Carnivorous Book - mere doggerel

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Simon and Schuster and a Carnivorous Book Simon and Schuster assure me that I Will be consumed by J....
Monday, October 29, 2018

Today's Special: Pot Roast with Two Sides - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Today’s Special: Pot Roast with Two Sides For W.K. Kortas In Response to his Sonnet for Wednesd...
Sunday, October 28, 2018

The Tree of Life has Many Branches - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Tree of Life has Many Branches “Thy people shall be my people” -Ruth 1:16 Smoke rises her...
Saturday, October 27, 2018

About that Prayer-Meeting Thing - column

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Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall461994@aol.com About that Prayer-Meeting Thing An Ulster Scot may come to disbelieve in God, but not to wear...

On Refusing to MAGAbomb One's Self - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com On Refusing to MAGAbomb One’s Self In the midst of a world of light and love, of song and feast a...
Friday, October 26, 2018

Idylls of a Servant - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Idylls of a Servant "The old order changeth, yielding place to new” 1 On that cold night Si...
Thursday, October 25, 2018

Marijuana in Newfoundland - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Marijuana in Newfoundland It’s not marijuana in Newfoundland In our fair Island we call it Product, ...
Wednesday, October 24, 2018

An Oral Presentation in English Class - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com An Oral Presentation in English Class So, like, like, so, like, so, you know, like, so, Like, so, li...
Tuesday, October 23, 2018

If You Don't Believe in Something - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com If You Don’t Believe in Something If you don’t believe in something you’ll fall For anything – but ...
Monday, October 22, 2018

An Autumn Bee Ballet - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com An Autumn Bee Ballet The garden out back needs mowing, but autumn bees Good bees at work and p...
Sunday, October 21, 2018

Voting in my Primitive Village - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Voting in my Primitive Village On Monday I will wear my uniform - A blazer from Goodwill, old k...
Saturday, October 20, 2018

Murder in Constantinople - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Murder in Constantinople As in an Agatha Christie mystery A man - he ghosts into a consulate A...
Friday, October 19, 2018

Existential Despair in the Ohp...Opht...Eye Doctor's Waiting Room - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Existential Despair in the Ohp…Opht…Eye Doctor’s Waiting Room Orderly rows of padded chairs amo...
Thursday, October 18, 2018

Murder in Constantinople - column

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Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Murder in Constantinople “When you come to the point, it does go against the grain to murder a...

A Person of Interest - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com A Person of Interest The smoking gun is interesting enough As is the bloody knife dripping with...
Wednesday, October 17, 2018

The Cold is More Poetic than the Warm - (this poem is not nearly as drippy as it sounds)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Cold is More Poetic than the Warm The cold is more poetic than the warm A man coat-huddled agai...
Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Last Christmas for Sears and Roebuck - as a poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Last Christmas for Sears and Roebuck Where can one shop for Christmas if not at Sears: J. C. Hig...
Monday, October 15, 2018

If We Respected Work... - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com If We Respected Work... We would Ask a receptionist for her autograph Gather in thousands in awe o...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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