Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Friday, November 30, 2018

That First Night in Viet-Nam - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com That First Night in Viet-Nam In the old French barracks, shelvings of cots No ventilation – that wa...
Thursday, November 29, 2018

Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham - Still Frenemies after all These Years - column

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Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham – Still Frenemies after all These Years The latest Ro...

The Night Patrol - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Night Patrol Outside with the dogs for their night patrol A bright flashlight for fear of wild w...
Wednesday, November 28, 2018

A Manifesto Against Manifestos (no "hey-hey, ho-ho," please)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Manifesto Against Manifestos “You can silence me, but you can never convince me” -graffiti on ...
Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Homage to Pascal - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Homage to Pascal For Thomas V. Morris and William J. Bennett In gratitude for a wonderful summer ...
Monday, November 26, 2018

The Natural Curiosity of Lot's Wife - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Natural Curiosity of Lot’s Wife When Lot’s wife shook with Anger or fear, and looked back - Wha...
Sunday, November 25, 2018

Love and the Sunday Funnies - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Love and the Sunday Funnies We will not turn on the radio today We will repudiate its veto over us ...
Saturday, November 24, 2018

A Child Whispers to Himself - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Child Whispers to Himself Someday I will wake up in the morning And not be wrong Someday I will l...
Friday, November 23, 2018

Wristwatches on a Refectory Table - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Wristwatches on a Refectory Table “Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.” -Thoreau Some ...
Wednesday, November 21, 2018

A Good, Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving with the Family and the Relatives Who Just Won't Go Away - rhyming nonsense

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A Good, Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving with the Family and the Relatives Who Just Won’t Go Away The dead-bolts on the interior doors Aga...

For our Mothers and Grandmothers on Thanksgiving - weekly column

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Our Grandmothers’ Litany of Gratitude In the run-up to Thanksgiving and then Christmas men and boys w...

Donald J. Trump's Draft Notice - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Donald J. Trump’s Draft Notice A Citizen of the United States To: Donald J. Trump Greeting: You...
Tuesday, November 20, 2018

The Pocket Knife of Damocles - doggerel

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall45184@aol.com The Pocket Knife of Damocles Every morning good Damocles wakes up And after breakfast from a dr...
Monday, November 19, 2018

Community PEAVEY Wide PEAVEY Thanksgiving PEAVEY Service - a poem with booms and bangs

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Community PEAVEY Wide PEAVEY Thanksgiving PEAVEY Service Prelude PEAVEY you give PEAVEY the splend...
Sunday, November 18, 2018

Premediated Amnesia - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Premeditated Amnesia 1 For nothing here is old, save for deep layers Of moss and muck and mouldering...
Saturday, November 17, 2018

Don't You Dare Judge Me While I'm Judging You! - a poem (of sorts)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Don’t You Dare Judge Me While I’m Judging You! Don’t you judge me while I am judging you For judging...
Friday, November 16, 2018

Three Chords and a Meth Lab - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Three Chords and a Meth Lab “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me” Embroidered ...
Thursday, November 15, 2018

Self-Government is not a Video Game - column

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Self-Government is not a Video Game In a poorly-written article featuring cluttered sentence structur...

Outside McDonald's: Sweeper, Man Your Broom - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Outside McDonald’s: Sweeper, Man Your Broom And so he sweeps, against the blustery winds That blow h...
Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Simon and Schuster and Their Explosive Brit - a frivolity featuring awkward rhymes

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Simon & Schuster and Their Explosive Brit “Catherine Coulter and J.T. Ellison’s explosive Brit ...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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