Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Thursday, January 31, 2019

Old People Yelling into Their MePhones at the Book Store - lines ripped from life

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Old People Yelling into Their MePhones at the Book Store “YEAH!...YEAH!...I’M AT TH’ BARNES AND ...
Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Creation and an Alarm Clock - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Creation and an Alarm Clock Dixitque Deus: Fiat lux. Et facta est lux. - Genesis 1:3 We call...
Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Amelia Earhart Has Been Found (Again) - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Amelia Earhart Has Been Found (Again) Amelia Earhart has been found again Steve Jobs is locked away ...
Monday, January 28, 2019

For a Friend Who Died in the Night - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Like an Autumn Leaf O may her life close like a leaf that falls And laughs in falling at its happy e...
Sunday, January 27, 2019

The Lovers of Cherbourg - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com The Lovers of Cherbourg In memory of Michel Legrand Young lovers have from time to time made...
Saturday, January 26, 2019

Monastery Over the Garage: A Canticle for a Rented Room - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Monastery Over the Garage: A Canticle for a Rented Room You fling your hurting soul against old ...
Friday, January 25, 2019

Just Before Dawn, So Technically It's Not a Midnight Knock - rhyming doggerel

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Just Before Dawn, So Technically It’s Not a Midnight Knock We are the F.B.I.; we beat and yell a...
Thursday, January 24, 2019

Our Demographic Issues - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Our Demographic Issues Someday our mouldering bones will grace the walls Of a museum’s scientif...
Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Satan Witnesses His Own Exorcism and is Outraged - rhyming couplet

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Satan Witnesses His Own Exorcism Suggested by a Thought from Eldon “Whatever Power or powers ther...
Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Humans to Download Their Souls onto Microchips - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Humans to Download Their Souls onto Microchips So They Can Live Forever -Headline And so a...
Monday, January 21, 2019

The Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse - Rhyming Doggerel

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com The Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse – Rhyming Doggerel The Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse Into its...
Sunday, January 20, 2019

Jesuit Bob Stylin' to the Rhythms of 1968 - poem

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Jesuit Bob Stylin’ to the Rhythms of 1968 And Lord we just wanna Upon my folk guitar I plang ...
Saturday, January 19, 2019

Neo-Colonialist Intersectionalism at an Intersection - limerick

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Lawrence Hall, HSG mhall46184@aol.com Neo-Colonialist Intersectionalism Two wideawake birds bumped into each other On the distant isl...
Friday, January 18, 2019

Lovers Disappoint Each Other in Time - a sappy poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Lovers Disappoint Each Other in Time Lovers disappoint each other in time The protestations of etern...
Thursday, January 17, 2019

Toxic Mooseculinity and that Gillette Commercial - weekly column

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Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com Toxic Stereotypeinity             “A soldier should know the difference between words         ...

Oklahoma in the Spring of 2013 - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Oklahoma in the Spring of 2013 A young mother cradles her broken child Amid the fragments of her wor...
Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Saint Francis of the Garden Center - a frivolous four-line poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Saint Francis of the Garden Center Saint Francis is depicted in fine art In great museums and in mod...
Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Chaucer and the Lightendyten - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Chaucer and the Lightendyten 1 “The Prologue” to The Canterbury Tales Grinds from the photocopying m...
Monday, January 14, 2019

Tears, BUSY Tears - rhyming couplet

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Tears, BUSY Tears These are not tears of sorrow or joy; These are tears from allergens, m’boy. (A...
Sunday, January 13, 2019

If Robert Frost Slep with a CPAP Machine - a pastiche

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Lawrence Hall mhall4618@aol.com If Robert Frost Slept with a CPAP Machine Whose breaths these are, oh, yes, I know And on the laptop ...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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