Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Sunday, June 30, 2019

The Yellow Dairy Barn and the State of Texas Milk Inspector - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Yellow Dairy Barn and the State of Texas Milk Inspector My father painted his dairy barn yellow ...
Saturday, June 29, 2019

Twenty Kerenskys Passing in Review - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Twenty Kerenskys Passing in Review “No doubt they’ll sing in tune after the revolution.” -Kamar...
Friday, June 28, 2019

Served on a Tectonic Plate - rhyming couplet

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Served on a Tectonic Plate I ate my lunch on a tectonic plate It drifted away - my dessert is late!
Thursday, June 27, 2019

Is Your Bible Communist? - weekly column

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com 26 June 2019 Is Your Bible Communist? The Washington Post , not everyone’s favorite news source, is ...

When Dogs Don't Wanna be Dogs - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com When Dogs Don’t Wanna be Dogs You send the pups outside to play This so-soft, sunny summer day The ...
Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Breaking the Dress Code - a weak, two-line wheeze, hardly a poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Breaking the Dress Code We broke at last the secretive dress code With an Enigma machine from Singer
Tuesday, June 25, 2019

A Scientific Afterlife - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Scientific Afterlife What scientific wreckage is buried now Beneath a chiseled granite sentimen...
Monday, June 24, 2019

System Errors - Please know that I did format these scribbles appropriately...

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...Something or someone is making a mess of it all.

What is Poetry? - rhyming couplet (Something is botching the formatting)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com What is Poetry? Poetry is a language that Is not prose. Nor is it a hat
Sunday, June 23, 2019

"For if a Preest be Foul..." - poem (the system is botching the format - I hope you can read this at all)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com If the Faith is a Lie For if a preest be be foul, on whom we truste, No wonder is a lewed man t...
Saturday, June 22, 2019

The Robotic Telephone Tree of Lingering Death - poem (of a sort)

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Robotic Telephone Tree of Lingering Death Hello, you have reached your longtime hometown downhome...
Friday, June 21, 2019

Summer Solstice - Did the Earth Move for You Too? - a wheeze

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Summer Solstice - Did the Earth Move for You Too? The almanac says that the Solstice came Shortly a...

A Friend Asked Me to Look Over His Book Before Publication - a rhyming couplet and cautionary tale

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Friend Asked Me to Look Over His Book Before Publication He asked me to review his book (I must be ...
Thursday, June 20, 2019

Your Liturgy of the Hours - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Your Liturgy of the Hours A book of poetry is a prayer book Your Daily Office of verses and lines A...
Wednesday, June 19, 2019

A Hank Williams Night - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Hank Williams Night You’re lonely in an apartment at night But lonesome way off in a pickup truck ...
Tuesday, June 18, 2019

The Successor to Steve Allen's MEETING OF MINDS - rhyming couplet

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com The Successor to Steve Allen’s Meeting of Minds A cookery show with noshes and gnaws - People giving...
Monday, June 17, 2019

Hospice Care - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com Hospice Care Whispered voices adrift about the house The little cousins all sent out to play Adults...
Sunday, June 16, 2019

For a Single Mother on Fathers' Day - a lapse into free verse

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com For a Single Mother on Father’s Day No father Could have been a better father Than you When duty c...
Saturday, June 15, 2019

A Paean to Dabblers - poem

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Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com A Paean to Dabblers Oh, yes, you should dabble amateurishly With sketchbook, pen, guitar, and cresc...

A Man's Not Dressed Without His Pocket Knife - column

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com (Recycled from 2009, and so possibly a re-post) A Man’s Not Dressed Without His Pocket Knife This l...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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