Lawrence Hall

The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.

Friday, August 29, 2025

Because They are Young - poem

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   Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Because They are Young   For Those Who Have Lost Children   The goo...
Thursday, August 28, 2025

Where is Herod's Father? - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Where is Herod’s Father?   …lamentation, and weeping, an...
Wednesday, August 27, 2025

An Hour in Which Nothing Much Happened - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   An Hour in Which Nothing Much Happened     The country talked quiet;...
Tuesday, August 26, 2025

The Government Religion in Texas - poem (a bit strident, but so is its edict))

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   The Eleventh Commandment Falls Upon Us From the State Reli...
Sunday, August 24, 2025

Ode to a Monitor Lizard - rhyming doggerel

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   Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Ode to a Monitor Lizard   I saw a picture of a monitor lizard Its s...

Making Peace with Apple ICloud - poem (of a sort)

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Making Peace with Apple ICloud   (Off. Click)

"I Pray You, Remember the Porter" a poem about a sort-of retirement

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   “I Pray You, Remember the Porter”   - Macbeth  II.ii.20-21   When I ...
Saturday, August 23, 2025

When Alliteration and Peter Piper Go Bad - nonsense

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   When Alliteration Goes Bad   Peter Piper Picked a ...
Friday, August 22, 2025

To a True Believer: When I.C.E. Runs Out of Immigrants - quatrain

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Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   To a True Believer: When I.C.E. Runs out of Immigrants   Many genuine ...
Thursday, August 21, 2025

“I Pray You, Remember the Porter” - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   “I Pray You, Remember the Porter”   - Macbeth II.ii.20-...

America Inspires the Free World - couplet

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   Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   America Inspires the Free World   Americans are a people who, when ...

An Exercise in Alliteration Cut Short by the August Heat - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   An Exercise in Alliteration Cut Short by the August Heat  ...

Resettlement to the East on Kristi's Personal Prisoner Airline - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   “Resettlement to the East”   Kristi Noem is pushing for ICE to buy a...
Saturday, August 16, 2025

Dust Devils on a Sunday Morning in August - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Dust Devils on a Sunday Morning in August   The Road to ...

A Bronze Plaque Commemorating the Trump-Putin Summit at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   A Bronze Plaque Commemorating the Trump-Putin Summit at Jo...

The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not! - doggerel having fun with the U. K. DAILY MAIL

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not!   ...
Thursday, August 14, 2025

Our Little Universities - poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Our Little Universities   From an idea by Nivek   Many books are lit...
Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Let’s All Meet in Cicely - sonnet

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Let’s All Meet in Cicely     From an idea flown all th...

Never Begin a Poem with “I” - poem

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   Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Never Begin a Poem with “I”   I suppose I have been commanded to wr...

You've Read Your Last Free Article - not exactly a poem

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  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   You’ve Read Your Last Free Article   Yes, I have.   ...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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