Saturday, March 7, 2026

Kristi Noem's Deportation Flight - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Kristi’s Deportation Flight

 

The president decided that she

Is a clear and present pain

She needs to go away, said he

(But does she get to keep the plane?)

Inertia, and It's all Your Fault - poem

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com


Inertia, and It’s all Your Fault

 

Draggy all through the sugar-cream-coffeed morning

Drowsing over a book while the lawnmower yawns

Idling over the news while the grass laughs at me

Ignored by the weeds in their insolent rows

 

Calvin and his work ethic haunt my idleness

Impatiently urging me to bestir myself

And accomplish something meaningful

In tending the Garden God has given

 

But

 

I think

 

I’ll doze in this lawn chair and dream of you -

After all, what else would you have me do?


Sunday, February 22, 2026

About a Question Pontius Pilatus asks of Himself - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

About a Question Pontius Pilatus asks of Himself

 

The epistemology of epistemology

Folds back on itself with a supplemental twist

To lose itself for the first time again

As a collapsed inflation of nothingness

 

Artificial ignorance regards a void

Densely vacuumed in heavy light

And pronounces it the truth of lies

A dragon-bridge crossing nothing at all

 

It’s on the InterGossip; it must be true

Existence voided in a nonexistential coup

Lunch with my Daughter - poem

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Lunch with My Daughter

 

If Cinderella had been an attorney

The Ellis County Courthouse would have been her castle

A little stone Babel of balconies and turrets

Swimming up to a Southwest Airlines jet

 

We sat at an outdoor table across the street

A small cafĂ©’ - Butter & Grace – The Mini

Which we renamed Beurre & Grace – Le Mini

And savoured a light lunch and the cool spring day

 

We savoured music, lunch, a busy street

And watched the peoples of Texas en paseo


Thursday, February 12, 2026

The Modern Science of Imprisoned Sound - short poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

The Modern Science of Imprisoned Sound

 

If thousands boo the vice-president

And NBC filters them out

Is there a sound?

The 1970s, When Lapels Roamed Wild - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

The 1970s – When Lapels Roamed Wild

 

In the 1970s’ men’s lapels grew wider and wider

And men’s neckties grew wider and wider

And men’ sideburns grew wider and wider

And they all got so wide that they blew away

 

(Poof!)

 

And haven’t been seen since

And in the Darkness Bind Them - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

And in the Darkness Bind Them

 

-from the ring-verse in Lord of the Rings

 

I.

 

I should pity a certain poor old man

But he has established for us concentration camps

Where pity is forbidden

 

II.

 

                          And why is Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost

Our fourth branch of government?

A Night Prayer for You - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Night Prayer for You

 

Thank you

 

For the prayers you offered over your first cuppa

For the breakfast you made for yourself and others

For singing along with the radio on your way to work

For wearing your seatbelt and stopping at the lights

 

Thank you

 

For going to work in the heat or the dust or the snow

For tipping the overworked server at a hurried lunch

For the jokes that made the workday better for all

For minding your tongue when the boss said something stupid

          (something really stupid)

 

Thank you

 

For the verse you wrote, the words you read

For your little children whom you tucked into bed

 

Thank you –

 

You made the world a better place today

My Preferred Verb and Adverb

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

My Preferred Verb and Adverb

  

Grow up.

 

In other contexts “up” can be a preposition or adjective, but in “grow up” it is an adverb. As Pontius Pilate said, “what I have written I have written.”

My Brother Lost His Wife - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com


 

My Brother Lost His Wife

 

Which sounds as if he misplaced her, like car keys

But she has gone away, as must we all

Into those far-beyond mysteries beyond our poor knowing

And leaving us vacuums and vacancies

 

And he is sorting out bills to be paid

Her nursing license which will not be renewed

The bits and bobs to be given to the children

Daily remembances in all the little things

 

His days are mysteries

Filling in the great emptiness in his life

                           and all the small ones

Sunday, February 8, 2026

A Boyhood Friend Goes to the River - memorial poem

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Boyhood Friend Goes to the River

 

 

My soul has grown deep like the rivers

 

-Langston Hughes

 

 

His son visited him in hospital every day

The father told the son, “I need to go to the river”

And so they left the hospital; they sat on the bank

They watched the river, they talked to the waters

 

They listened to the waters and the winds

One more lesson from the river, the eternal flow

The growing-up river, the teaching river

The river, their father-and-son river

 

One day, in silence, his spirit slipped away

And crossed over the river forever

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

The Galaxy's Guide to the Hitchhiker - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com


The Galaxy’s Guide to the Hitchhiker

 

A very, very, very, very weak attempt at the Thai Khlong Suparb form

An idea suggested by Emily Johnson

On a topic suggested by an idea from Bulletcookie (sic)

 

       Gratitude to Douglas Adams will be found

  locked in a filing cabinet in a disused room in the basement

 

We are all hitchhikers of the spirit

Thumbing a ride to the moon and stars

And we fall for a pause on Mars

On our tide of discovery

 

And then swing an orbit around

An errant earthling satellite

Sweetly sing to its blinking light

While riding along on a comet

 

Do the stars have a guide to us?

We study our home galaxy

But does our galaxy study you and me?

We are all hitchhikers of the spirit!

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Some Clinical Notes on Anaesthesia and, Like, StuffZZZZ - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Some Clinical Notes on Anaesthesia and, Like, StuffZZZZ

 

A chair in the waiting room

A chair in a consulting room

A chair in a room where they rearrange your body parts

A blood pressure cuff that chuffs and puffs every few minutes

          (And can you say, “sphygmomanometer?”)

          (I thought not)

Clamps on your wrists

          (Is the prisoner ready, chaplain?)

Steel trays of shiny steel things for cutting and drilling and clamping

A quest for veins. Not that vein. No, this vein. No, where’d it go…

Ouch

Let there be blood

Are you comfortable?

You’re going to start feeling sleepy

Grey floating boxes and conversations among them as they move about in an unreality which for the non-time-being are the / a reality and they’re nice enough little boxes but why are they grey and there is no fear and there is no pain but there is no control only grey floating boxes speaking to each other

Another chair in another room – how…?

And those are your post-procedure instructions…are you ready to go…?

I want a cup of coffee

Nothing hot until tomorrow