Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
“Just One More
Thing…”
A well-chewed cigar
A seven-years’ rumpled coat
A fine-tailored heart
The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
“Just One More
Thing…”
A well-chewed cigar
A seven-years’ rumpled coat
A fine-tailored heart
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
The U.S.S. Doris Miller – a Tall Ship for a Tall Man
"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by"
-John Masefield, “Sea Fever
Iron and Steel
For now she is only numbered heaps of steel
Laid out in structure-order at Newport News
Muscled into being through thought and power
Strong craftsmen of the builders’ brotherhood
CVN 81
The lifts, the links, the wirings, the welds, the works
Plans, bolts, tools, heat, sweat, pain, maybe some blood
A touch of salty language for motivation
And then someday
“God bless this ship and all who sail in her”
The Soul of a Ship
The Doris Miller will sail, will range wide and far -
And Doris Miller himself will be her star
Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
An Idyll of the
Decorator-in-Chief
Yes, makin’ mock o’
uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them
uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap
-Kipling
Americans are a couch-bound people who
Applaud a souffle being fluffed on t.v.
And argue the fine points of Chef So-and-So’s roux
While their sailors and Marines go hungry
across the sea
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
“I Don’t Know What’s Going on in There!”
“Oh, you have made me very angry, very angry indeed!”
-Marvin the Martian in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
The convention would be to say he stormed out of church
But in his time of life he can’t storm at all
Except maybe like Marvin the Martian
(If Martians suffer arthritis and age) while I held the door for him
(No, not for a Martian, for a creaky, cranky old earthling)
“You saw me come in! I came to Mass! Now I’m going out!
I don’t know what’s going on in there! It’s all a mess!
And I don’t have to put up with it! I’ll watch Mass on t.v.!”
I never learned what was going on in there
Divine services are like that – what do we really know?
But he, and I, and you – we just do our best
Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Music for Biology
Class
According to the curriculum code
This week we are in dissection mode
Each waving a tiny knife and prick and goad
Let us now sing “Song of the Open Toad”
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Hot Scrambled Verse Comin’ Right Up!
Too hot to read
Too hot to write
Too hot to think coherently
Too hot to sort an iamb from an iambnot
(Gasp!)
Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
When I was a Child I Saw a Dinosaur
There are not going to be many more dinosaurs
-C. S. Lewis, “De Descriptione Temporum,” 1955
When I was a child I saw a dinosaur
A dinosaur at the end of the lane
Rearing its head high above the pasture gate
It might want to eat little boys, I feared
So I held really still, and closed my eyes
And closed my eyes, so tightly closed my eyes
And closed my eyes, and then…opened my eyes –
The dinosaur (it didn’t roar) was still there!
When I was a child I saw a dinosaur
A real-life little-boy-hungry carnivore!
I wish I could see it again
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
A Typewriter Maps the Battlefield of the Mind
Everyone who survived began a book
In basements, cheap apartments, or rented rooms
Underwoods clattering in anger, in rage
For corpses floating down the Vam Co Tay
Coffee cups, beer rings, stolen motel ashtrays
Cigarette smoke wreath around the keys
While muses watched from the crumbling plaster wall
Maybe a crucifix, maybe Miss March
Cheap typing paper from the corner store
A sandwich falling apart along with life
A last assault through a paragraph
Before rushing to the bus stop for the night shift
“Y’all wasn’t in a real war,” the old men said
But the memories and the typewriter keys
Still bled
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia
Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
A Critical Topic in
Jewish-Catholic Interfaith Dialogue
When eating hot dogs made with Hebrew National franks
Do we say grace with “Toda”
“Grates”
or
“Thanks?”