Monday, August 24, 2026

The U.S.S. Doris Miller - a Tall Ship for a Tall Man

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

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The U.S.S. Doris Miller – a Tall Ship for a Tall Man

 

 

"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by"

 

-John Masefield, “Sea Fever

 

Iron and Steel

 

For now she is only numbered heaps of steel

Laid out in structure-order at Newport News

Muscled into being through thought and power

Strong craftsmen of the builders’ brotherhood

 

CVN 81

 

The lifts, the links, the wirings, the welds, the works

Plans, bolts, tools, heat, sweat, pain, maybe some blood

A touch of salty language for motivation

And then someday

“God bless this ship and all who sail in her”

 

The Soul of a Ship

 

The Doris Miller will sail, that brave tall ship -

And Doris Miller himself will be her star

An Idyll of the Decorator-in-Chief - intemperate political doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

An Idyll of the Decorator-in-Chief

 

 

Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep

Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap

 

-Kipling

 

 

Americans are a couch-bound people who

Applaud a souffle being fluffed on t.v.

And argue the fine points of Chef So-and-So’s roux

While their sailors and Marines go hungry

                                       across the sea

Sunday, August 23, 2026

"I Don't Know What's Going on in There!" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

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“I Don’t Know What’s Going on in There!”

 

 

“Oh, you have made me very angry, very angry indeed!”

 

-Marvin the Martian in a Bugs Bunny cartoon

 

 

The convention would be to say he stormed out of church

But in his time of life he can’t storm at all

Except maybe like Marvin the Martian

(If Martians suffer arthritis and age) while I held the door for him

 

(No, not for a Martian, for a creaky, cranky old earthling)

 

“You saw me come in! I came to Mass! Now I’m going out!

I don’t know what’s going on in there! It’s all a mess!

And I don’t have to put up with it! I’ll watch Mass on t.v.!”

I never learned what was going on in there

Divine services are like that – what do we really know?

But he, and I, and you – we just do our best

Friday, August 21, 2026

Music for Biology Class - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Music for Biology Class


                                                            for Miss Rose Althea Holmes

                                                                    of happy memory


According to the curriculum code

This week we are in dissection mode

Each waving a tiny knife and prick and goad

Let us now sing “Song of the Open Toad”

Thursday, August 20, 2026

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

When I Was a Child I Saw a Dinosaur - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

When I was a Child I Saw a Dinosaur

 

 

There are not going to be many more dinosaurs

 

-C. S. Lewis, “De Descriptione Temporum,” 1955

 

 

When I was a child I saw a dinosaur

A dinosaur at the end of the lane

Rearing its head high above the pasture gate

It might want to eat little boys, I feared

 

So I held really still, and closed my eyes

And closed my eyes, so tightly closed my eyes

And closed my eyes, and then…opened my eyes –

The dinosaur (it didn’t roar) was still there!

 

When I was a child I saw a dinosaur

A real-life little-boy-hungry carnivore!

 

I wish I could see it again

A Typewriter Maps the Battlefield of the Mind - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Typewriter Maps the Battlefield of the Mind

 

Everyone who survived began a book

In basements, cheap apartments, or rented rooms

Underwoods clattering in anger, in rage

For corpses floating down the Vam Co Tay

 

Coffee cups, beer rings, stolen motel ashtrays

Cigarette smoke wreath around the keys

While muses watched from the crumbling plaster wall

Maybe a crucifix, maybe Miss March

 

Cheap typing paper from the corner store

A sandwich falling apart along with life

A last assault through a paragraph

Before rushing to the bus stop for the night shift

 

“Y’all wasn’t in a real war,” the old men said

But the memories and the typewriter keys

                                                          Still bled

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

A Critical Topic in Jewish-Catholic Interfaith Dialogue - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Critical Topic in Jewish-Catholic Interfaith Dialogue

 

When eating hot dogs made with Hebrew National franks

Do we say grace with “Toda”

                                            “Grates”

                                                           or

                                                                “Thanks?”

Monday, August 17, 2026

Cute Little Biological Markers - poor attempts at Senryu

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Cute Little Biological Markers

 

For our Emily

Who set a thoughtful challenge

To define the term

 

The lives of our frogs

Biological markers

Tell us of toxins

 

If frogs have clean air

And fresh clean water and bugs

We will have clean frogs

 

Healthy little frogs

To celebrate our health too

They give us great joy!

"They Knew What They Signed Up For" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

“They Knew What They Signed Up For”

 

That cruel dismissal is from some keyboard commando

Who memorized every line from Patton

But never volunteered for anything himself

Except for a two-layered two-fer at McDonald’s