Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Karens - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Karens

I love me my Karens, good, sweet, and kind:
Junior high love-notes and school yard flirtations
The prom date that never happened because
“I really like you – just like a brother”

Karen in the Navy, Karen at work
Karen the artist, Karen in the shop
Karen in her lab coat, Karen in class
Karen the doctor, and Karen the cop

I love me my Karens, good, sweet, and kind:
Dear happy memories, in heart and mind

Monday, June 29, 2020

Not to Decide is to Decide Blah-Blah - poem

Lawrence Hall
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Not to Decide is to Decide Blah-Blah

Not to decide is to decide indeed
A decision defiant in itself
To stand against all chaos and proclaim:
“I have not decided”

Not to decide is a courageous act
When a false binary demands your soul
Your spirit, your very self, and you respond:
“I decide for myself”

Not to decide is to dismiss a tyrant:
“You are irrelevant”

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Just Wear the Stupid Mask, Okay?

Lawrence Hall
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Just Wear the Stupid Mask, Okay?

Tiresome, didactic doggerel, but it’s important tiresome, didactic doggerel

Just wear the stupid mask, okay?
Yeah, yeah, we know you’re not afraid
Of any ol’ virus that comes your way
(Says your cousin the almost-nurses’ aide)

And someone on the GossipNet
He said that some doctor somewhere
Said Studies Show (oh, yeah, you bet) 1
That masks let through all sorts of air

Yeah, stud, you’ll take that virus down
Ground it with just one wrestling toss
And run its tentacles out of town:
You’ll show that bug just who is boss!

But

Your Granny’s still weak after surgery
And Uncle’s always short of breath
And children – you wouldn’t want, you see
To let your ego cause a baby’s death



1 Because, like, you know, Studies Show, and who are we to argue with such a reliable source as Studies Show?

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Sunflower and Moon, Dusk, 27 June 2020 - MePhone Photograph


Ships of Theseus - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Ships of Theseus

Every seven years, some say, we are renewed
In coded sequences not understood
Animal cells, well-timed, within us die
They leave forever, replaced and not refreshed

But even so, our selves are still our selves
And condemnations from the past endure
And praises, too, all of them a little worn
And the remember whens are an ever now

Then what...?

The eternal Wind

The eternal Wind that was before we are
Is the Forever following our little ships

Friday, June 26, 2020

"Let There be Sung 'Non Nobis' and 'Te Deum'" - poem

Lawrence Hall
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“Let There be Sung ‘Non nobis’ and ‘Te Deum’”

-Henry V

Vultures circle high in the airy blue
At a distance elegant in their sweeps
Far from the planet surface and its sorrows
As if they are searching for eternal truth

In truth they are searching for something dead
A putrid corpse to rip with their foul beaks
A life interrupted, breath stopped by death
A pig, a cow, a snake, a me, a you

That dark and croaking thing of rot and slime:
A vulture is but a messenger of time

Thursday, June 25, 2020

A Woke Editing of Brother Robert Frost - weekly column

(Transferring this drivel to the InterGossip made a mess of the formatting, but it was pretty much a mess before it got here.)


Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Woke Editing of Brother Robert Frost

Several statues of Robert Frost grace our land, none of which has yet been mistaken for a Confederate general, but hey, that’s coming.

In anticipation of sculptures of one of our greatest poets being supplanted by animatronic images of, oh, Lenin or Stalin or Miley Cyrus’ get-thee-hence twerking for the cause of understanding that the coronavirus was here first, we must re-write Robert Frost for the sensitivities of the year of the common era 2020. Herein follows a Robert Frost poem beaten into submission and correct thought.

And, hey, DEFUND IAMBIC TETRAMETER!

Stopping Without Permission
by The People’s Scientific Forest on a Global Warming Evening

Whose Collective Scientific Forest this is we think we know
Their Kolkhoz is in The People’s Village, though
They will not see us slacking off our assigned labors unsupervised
To watch The People’s Collective Scientific Forest fill up with global warming

Our collective’s little horse must think it somewhat un-soviet
To stop without The People’s Assigned Living Spaces near
Between The People’s Collective Scientific Forest and global warming lake
The least comradely evening of the second year of our latest five-year-plan

He / She / They gives his / her / their Red Star harness bells a shake
To accuse us of some un-comradely lapse in focusing on our delegated purpose
The only other sound’s the Woodcutters’ Collective Choir, singing our new
          international anthem, Comrade Lennon’s “Imagine,”
And global warming wind and Twitter directives

The Collective Scientific Forest is utilitarian and properly gridded, and serves
          The Working People
But we have our comradely oaths and work assignments to keep
And kilometers to go before we take our assigned rest in our assigned bunks
And kilometers to go before we take our assigned rest in our assigned bunks

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Dentistry Again - poem with lots of self-pity

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Dentistry Again

Anaesthesia slowly passing from me
Dragging the pain of yesterday along
The muffled echoings of imaginings
Colliding with synapses in the dark

Thinking little beyond a coffee cup
And less upon the pages of a book
With thoughts all scrambled the pages back
And through vague eyes into my foggy brain

How difficult to force even a clumsy rhyme
This ordinary Tuesday in ordinary time

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Bees Disapprove of Us - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Bees Disapprove of Us

There’s nothing the bees care to learn from us
We talk to them anyway in our idleness
Having put away the hose or the rake
We’re in the mood to gab for a little while

But Calvinist bees fly impatiently by
From flower to water to office-hive
To check their quotas and hum their reports
Then speed back to their favorite flowered fields

They disapprove of us indolent men
And so rebuke us for our slothy sin

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

A Viking Funeral for a Fisherman - Frivolous Doggerel

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Viking Funeral for a Fisherman

When I die:

Just place my body in my old bass boat
With a cooler of beer at my sneakered feet
And anchor me with an old fishing float
Secured with a bowline to the forward cleat

In my left hand place my best Shakespeare reel
And in my right a stinky old cigar
Saint Peter’s Fish in my dad’s wicker creel
Then point the boat’s prow to the brightest star

It’s now the fishes’ turn; I’ll be their food
Powered off to Glory by an Evinrude

Monday, June 22, 2020

The Theory and Practice of Summer - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Theory and Practice of Summer

June is Dairy Month

Summer is better in theory than in practice:
Watermelon days barefootin’ in the shade
Pole-fishing for perch in the neighbor’s pond
Oak-tree afternoons lost in a library book

Oh, no

Up before dawn to get the milk cows in
Fence-building blisters in the prickly heat
Pulling the weeds in Mama’s garden plot
And hauling to the barn late August hay

Oh, yes

Summer’s not what it could be, as a rule
But still it’s good because there ain’t no school!

Sunday, June 21, 2020

The More Up to Date a Book is... MePhone Photograph

The more "up to date" a book is, the sooner it will be dated.

-C. S. Lewis, Letters to Malcolm

Negative Capability - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Negative Capability in a Basket
 
Negative capability is not
A basket that bore hens’ eggs yesterday
And will carry tomatoes tomorrow
Is not empty today
 
An empty basket is a positive space
Which is laden with possibilities
A book, a dream a hope, a picnic lunch
And thus quite full today
 
There is no emptiness within its rands
Slews
Wales
Stakes
Bye-stakes
Upsetts
Fitches
For we will fill our baskets with good things

Saturday, June 20, 2020

From John Wayne to Spike Lee - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

From John Wayne to Spike Lee

From John Wayne to Spike Lee, we who were there
Are set upon gaming boards or movie screens
For the artistic outrage of award winners
Choosing their costumes for the Oscars show

Arms makers, double-entry contractors
Artists, writers, cinema studios
Everybody seems to have profited
From the war where they sent us to disappear

But we are left dying for appointments
with the VA
                          who might finish the job

Friday, June 19, 2020

A Repudiation of the Soulless Metric System - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Repudiation of the Soulless Metric System

Medicine is injected by the litre
But beer is enjoyed by the happy pint
Forced marches are by the kilometre
But ambling by the mile I fall behint

Napoleon invented the millimetre
The deci, the centi, and alas, poor milli
And used them to measure his poor (self)
As Josephine said (but she was silly)

Oh, let us keep the quart, the pound, the mile
Always elegant, thus always in style

Thursday, June 18, 2020

A Brief Review of CULT OF GLORY: THE BOLD AND BRUTAL HISTORY OF THE TEXAS RANGERS

Lawrence Hall
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Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com



A Brief Review of
Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers


“…the sense of history hangs like heavy smoke.”

-Swanson, p. 396


NB: Cult of Glory was recommended to me by a Texas Ranger, a long-time friend and an honorable man, who was interviewed for this book.

Mr. Swanson began writing this book several years ago and it was published early this year; it is not a fashionable pile-on of law enforcement.


If today you find yourself in the company of Texas Rangers, no matter who you are, you know that truth and justice will prevail.

But it was not always so, and that is the thesis of Doug J. Swanson’s disturbing but well-documented book, Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers (New York: Viking, 2020). In a time when the concept of research is a casual “You could look it up,” which means uncritically accepting the first search response that shimmers before one’s eyes on the InterGossip, Mr. Swanson labored for years through physical files of crumbling reports, numerous unpublished first-person narratives, newspaper files, audio files, newsreels, news reports, and personal interviews.

The bibliography runs to seven pages in tiny print, with a professional mix of primary and second sources, including some fifteen books published in the 19th century, dozens more published in the 20th and 21st, scholarly works of collected interviews and narratives, and a flavoring of popular works, including movies.

However, despite the consistent excellence of research, conclusions, and presentation, an inexplicable error obtains, the populist concept that DPS troopers do little but write traffic tickets. The DPS are our state police, and they enforce the people’s laws in a variety of services and programs (https://www.dps.texas.gov/). That most of us encounter DPS troopers only through the occasional “Sir, you were doing 75 in a 65 zone…” moment is to fail to understand their many missions.

I am advised that the first two women Rangers (p. 398) were not in “clerical positions” in the DPS. They were both sergeants specializing in criminal law enforcement. One had earned a master’s degree before promotion and is now a PhD.

Beyond the metaphorical and sometimes literal legwork, the next challenge in writing history is sorting out the veracity of sources. No one has ever chosen to tell the complete truth about himself (the pronoun is gender-neutral) in an autobiography, which includes letters and interviews. There is also the reality of perception: if ten people witness an accident or a crime, none of them, even if all are determined to be objective, will agree on exactly what happened.

As St. Thomas More is said to have said, “I have no window with which to look into another man’s soul.” Given that caveat, it appears that Mr. Swanson has worked out his research far better than most writers, and has written an accessible, fascinating, and honest book which we should read neither defensively in protection of one of our cultural myths nor judgmentally in smug triumphalism for propaganda purposes, but in humility.

Everyone whose education and thoughtful personal reading consists of more than chanting “Learn. To. Code.” is aware of the reality that history is violent and that borders are where nationalities and cultures meet and fight. Such conflicts, after all, are much of the Old Testament. The Scotch and English borderers were as mindlessly bloody as any of the armies, outlaws, guerrillas, and, yes, Rangers along the Rio Grande. European wars have almost always been predicated on who owned what useless bog, and, as for that line from Stettin to Trieste that Churchill noted 80 years ago, it’s still a mess. We also have Russia and Finland, China and Taiwan, China and Viet-Nam, China and India, Poland and the Czech Republic, Serbia and Croatia and Bosnia in a three-way hissy-fit, the continued occupation of Constantinople by Turks, and on and on.

Even the purportedly friendliest border in the world is a two-hundred year narrative of fighting: Americans have invaded Canada at least seven times (https://www.history.com/news/7-times-the-u-s-canada-border-wasnt-so-peaceful), and the British who burned our capital in 1814 were Canadian colonial troops. Admittedly this was in reprisal for Americans burning York (now Toronto).

Maybe we could work it out over a cuppa at a Tim Horton’s, eh.

No culture, then, can in good conscience be prissy about border wars. But the reader must be warned that the Rangers’ rough riding in our border wars makes for rough reading now.

The narrative becomes even more painful after the Civil War and well into the 20th century, when some of the various manifestations of the Rangers (there was no consistent organization until 1957) often deteriorated into genocide, banditry, land theft, official oppression, murder, false testimony, and hired thuggery even while fighting others who were also practicing genocide (the Comanches were not merry young fellows out for a lark). Swanson argues that some of the Rangers’ enormities not only prolonged wars and hostility but sometimes generated them through unwarranted attacks on mostly (not always) peaceful groups such as the Apache and the exiled Kickapoo. Further, the Mexican population along the border seems to have had little connection with or trust in either Mexico City or Austin, preferring to be left alone, and were pushed into resistance through the violence of Ranger bands acting out the Anglo-ascendancy arrogance of the times. In East Texas, prosperous, patriotic, and industrious African-American communities and towns were subjected by pogroms by resentful whites, and the Rangers of that era were complicit in their failure to defend their fellow Texans.

Texas history is not a John Wayne movie, with the goodies and the baddies neatly sorted out.

One of the more interesting parts (with fewer corpses) in the book about recent history is the Lyndon Johnson-Josefa Johnson-John Douglas Kinser-Mac Wallace-Henry Marshall-Hattie Valdez-Billy Sol Estes-FBI-Texas Rangers continuum in Chapter 20, complete with a county judge ruling that Henry Marshall committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest five times with a bolt-action rifle.

And let us not forget the absurdity of our throw-grandmama-from the-train lieutenant-governor, Dan Patrick nee’ Dannie Scott Goeb, in demanding that the Rangers solve a locker-room theft. In the event the theft was solved by Mexican police because, in that fine old Texas tradition, the miscreant fled across the Rio Grande / Rio Bravo to Mexico. But we can be sure that the Rangers were happy to be pulled from such frivolous matters as murders and drug cartels in order to serve in the cause of a man separated from one of his shirts.

Mr. Swanson has done us and the Texas Rangers great service, and he has helped greatly not only in our understanding of Texas history but in our understanding of the histories of nations and peoples in conflict.

For our immediate purposes, it is good to know that if today you find yourself in the company of Texas Rangers, no matter who you are, you know that truth and justice will prevail.

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Romance of the Barren Plinth - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Romance of the Barren Plinth

They’ve gone and pulled a general down
And all the birds that used to rest
Upon his visage fallen to ground
Will have to seek another nest

Four plinths are placed in Trafalgar Square
Albion’s lions repose on three
The fourth is open to the English air
(They probably aren’t saving it for me)

But you might rest on a plinth one day
(Of course you won’t be allowed to stay)

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

A South Dakota Sunflower in Texas - MePhone Photograph


This is from a packet of seeds I bought at Wall Drug, Wall, South Dakota years ago. The germination rate was low because of age (I had misplaced the packet), but the ones that grew seem very happy in the Texas sun.

Wall Drug, South Dakota - doggerel

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


Wall Drug, South Dakota

The 80-foor dinosaur is really nice
For the children of summer to Ahhh! and Oooh!
John Wayne pictures, cap pistols, and gamblers’ dice
Sugary candies and taffy to chew

And I bought gifts that will last ‘til the fall
They even delight the merry old sun
Happy prairie delights that bless us all
Then for the winter squirrels a feast of fun

At Wall Drug –

All sorts of gifts and books and wants and needs
But I came away with sunflower seeds!


(I have no connection with Wall Drug in Wall, South Dakota; it’s just that the place is several acres of interesting shops and outlets and good, kitschy fun.)

http://www.walldrug.com/

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Yellow Chair - MePhone photograph


A Funeral Home Visitation - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Funeral Home Visitation

Conversations with people we don’t remember
With people whose names we don’t remember
About long-ago events we don’t remember
Concluding with, “He’s in a better place”

And in that better place he will not need
To try to match faces with memories
Or sign the book with all the family names
As scratchings with the funeral home’s cheap pen

Conversations with people we don’t remember:
A metaphor for our own lives unlived

Monday, June 15, 2020

Stupid Mask Stupid Stupid Mask - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Stupid Mask Stupid Stupid Mask

The stupid mask I wore the stupid mask
To Mass this morning stupid mask it stank
Of chemicals stupid mask and fogged my glasses
I felt stupid wearing that stupid mask

          (You look stupid anyway, old man)

The stupid mask I didn’t like the way
It muffled everything, that stupid mask
And with my foggy glasses stupid mask
I felt detached from Word and Eucharist

          (Don’t blame the mask for your lack of focus)

But the mask, after all, is not about me:
It’s about the frail and sickly, you see

           (Who’s a good boy, then!)



Sunday, June 14, 2020

All Those Silences are Wrong - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

All Those Silences are Wrong

There are those who never listen to us
And there are those who snoop into our souls
And we hear not the sufferings of others
And we delight in hearing of their pain

Everybody, switch categories now

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Where the Altar is Not - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Where the Altar is Not

In a Time of Locked Churches

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Beneath the sacred dust of Walsingham

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Heart-hidden, even if we have forgotten

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In a mother’s prayers for her errant sons

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Somewhere in the ruins of a holy house

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In the sunlit chapels of English verse

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In Our Lady’s loving care - and so are we

Friday, June 12, 2020

The Summer of We're Against Everything - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


The Summer of We're Against Everything

Some Americans costumed in Ninja suits
And others schlubbing under red plastic caps
Shoot, loot, stab, grab, scream, steam, pass gas, and grasp
Our herd immunity against compassion

Revolution selfied and Instagrammed
Presented through Facebook, nourished with Starbuck’s
Seasoned with tear gas, well-stirred with clubs and shields
Spray-painting Joan of Arc with “Tear it Down!” 1

But of all the things we’re against, dear brother
We seem to be mostly against
                                                                  each other


1 This was in fact a 2017 event: https://aleteia.org/2017/08/17/joan-of-arc-caught-up-in-statue-toppling-movement/

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Decolonize Your Bookshelf? - weekly column

Lawrence Hall
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Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Decolonize Your Bookshelf? No.

“It's noticed, you know. Oh, yes, your attitude’s been noticed!”

-Soviet Deputy to Yuri in Doctor Zhivago

There is a fashion – and as fashions come, they go – of decolonizing one’s bookshelf. The idea is that the reader should self-interrogate his (the pronoun is gender-neutral) cultural influences and determine if they are not right, not approved, not liked. Or, as Pasternak’s officious, oppressive, busy-body Soviet Deputy says, noticed.

The reality is that readers do not colonize their books in the first place, as if one’s library were occupied by Colonel Blimp and Dr. Watson’s 5th Northumberland Fusiliers. The books you and I choose for instruction, for enlightenment, and for delight are not self-referential echo chambers.

Within reach of this made-in-China computer y’r ‘umble scrivener can access, among other books:

The Way, by Josemaria Escriva (Spanish)
Mao Tse-Dung’s Little Red Book (Chinese)
Saint Benedict’s Rule (Roman)
The Stripping of the Altars, Eamon Duffy (Irish)
Book of Longing, Leonard Cohen (Canadian)
The Penguin History of Canada (Canadian, eh)
Man’s Search for Meaning, Viktor Frankl (Austrian)
Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, Helen Simonson (English, but a woman, so there)
The 1940 edition of Q’s The Oxford Book of English Verse (well, yes, English)
Collected Poems, Joseph Brodsky (Polish)

On the wall behind me are some rascally Russians: Pasternak, Solzhenitsyn, Ahkmatova, Turgenev, Pushkin (not a very nice man), Tolstoy, Tsvetaeva (I can’t spell her name), Vasily Grossman, Gogol, Gorky, Yevtushenko, Dostoyevsky, Dostoyevsky, and more Dostoyevsky.

Is that diverse enough for our increasingly nosy and judgmental domestic comrades and comradettes, both Blue and Red?

Today I began Doug Swanson’s Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers. When I have finished I will shelve it next to Carrie Gibson’s El Norte: The Epic and Forgotten Story of Hispanic North America.

Under the protections of the Constitution I am free to do so.

Next on my reading cycle is an anthology of poems by Elizabeth Bishop, who played for the other team, so for one set of Ms. Grundys shouldn't she balance two beastly white males?

Auden was also on the other team, so he's okay, and Robert Bolt (A Man for All Seasons) was a Communist, so he's okay too, but not to the other set of Ms. Grundys. Tolkien, Lewis, Churchill, Remarque, Byron, Shelley, Keats – probably “noticed.”

As an American who finds all the constitutional amendments to be right, just, lawful, and ‘way cool, including the 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th, I advise all the Ms. Grundys to follow the Constitution and mind their own da®ned business about what books people read and what movies people watch. Censorship is un-American (and the president, too, should be mindful of that).

https://www.nationalaffairs.com/publications/detail/the-erosion-of-deep-literacy

https://www.npr.org/2020/06/06/870910728/your-bookshelf-may-be-part-of-the-problem

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-men-dont-read-how-pub_b_549491

https://www.rbth.com/arts/2014/10/21/film_censorship_in_the_soviet_union_39163

https://www.publicdiplomacycouncil.org/2020/05/18/china-censorship-and-book-translations/


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"Tear down eye soar" (sic) in Stoplight, Texas - MePhone photograph


Theology in the Head - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Theology in the Head

They aren’t the Jordan, the waters of the head
Unless maybe they are
Flowing not across the forehead
But across the tiles

Pursued less by a hound of Heaven
Than by a soul-scrubbing brush
At 0200 when we’re made to field-day the head
Not the forehead but the head

Where 60 recruits have washed and shaved
Brushed their healthy young teeth
Showered and (alliterate the “sh” in “showered”)
In haste, liturgically, upon command

And we in our skivvies speak of God
The meaning of life
The Lenten humility in scrubbing toilet bowls
And whether chief petty officers can be saved

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

A Question I Must Ask of Myself - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Question I Must Ask of Myself

The question is asked: What good shall I do today?
It is a fair question. I don’t know who asked it first
But this morning the only importance
Is that I ask this question of myself

Some of the tricky things about freedom:
There are no bugles blasting reveille
Alarm clocks softly mind their ticks and tocks
The radio news is irrelevant

And so I need report only to God
With a question I must ask of myself

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

CAUTION Yellow CAUTION Tape CAUTION at CAUTION the CAUTION Last CAUTION Supper CAUTION - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

CAUTION Yellow CAUTION Tape CAUTION at CAUTION
the CAUTION Last CAUTION Supper CAUTION

Trinity Sunday – a cosmic leap indeed
From the second week in Lent until now
We bless ourselves with holy chemicals
And the awkward elbow-bump of peace

25% capacity in the Upper Room
Between each disciple an empty chair
And yellow CAUTION tape here and there
As Jesus lifts His mask to speak the Eucharist

But after three months, how wonderful
To be invited to the Table again

Monday, June 8, 2020

"I'm not a Robot" - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

“I’m not a Robot”

Sometimes we are asked to tick a little box
Each of us averring that he is not
A robot, and thus passed through the coded locks
Thankful for the access that we have got

Presumably a thoughtful robot, though
Would not be deferred by a little checkmark
It could easily tap the box just so
And liberate itself from ignorance dark

Sometimes we are asked to tick a little box -
I still feel as dumb as a bocks of rox

Sunday, June 7, 2020

"...the new Blogger interface..." - a grumble

"In late June, the new Blogger interface will become the default for all users. The legacy interface will still be optionally available. We recommend trying the new interface by clicking “Try the New Blogger” in the left-hand navigation. Please file any critical issues encountered. Read more. "

Oh, great, someone is changing things, probably just for the sake of changing things, not for any valid reason. I will try to keep up.

And just what is "the left-hand navigation?" And on the left hand of what?

Queen Jadis' Deplorable Word - not really a poem...

...because one word cannot constitute a poem, but do enjoy the moment. Neologisms are usually both useful and fun, but some are not worthy of humanity.


Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Queen Jadis’ Deplorable Word

"That was the secret of secrets. It had long been known to the great kings of our race that there was a word which, if spoken with the proper ceremonies, would destroy all living things except the one who spoke it."

―Jadis in C.S. Lewis’ The Magician’s Nephew

Webinar

Saturday, June 6, 2020

Inspecting my Bunker - poem

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Inspecting my Bunker

I have been inspecting my bunker today:
Sunflowers are at their posts, saluting the sun
Bright butterflies pat down the marigolds
And deem them safe for a pass-in-review

Zinnias in happy colors riot along the fence
A perimeter keeping the puppies safe inside
(But an easy path for a ‘possum gourmet
Each night on his tasty tomato raids)

No concrete here, no iron, no clanging doors
No darkness – for this
                                       is a celebration of Light

Friday, June 5, 2020

"It's Only a Flesh Wound" - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

“It’s Only a Flesh Wound”

Gunsmoke Re-runs

Three times each morning that man in black
Swaggers High Noon-ish towards Marshal Dillon
The poor wretch shoots; Marshal Dillon shoots back
Three times each morning – so there ain’t no killin’

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Robert Frost: "I Had a Lover's Quarrel with the World" - weekly column

Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

“I Had a Lover’s Quarrel with the World”

Here along Beer Can Road and County Dump Extension y’r ‘umble scrivener has set himself to reading all of Robert Frost in a third-hand Library of America edition.

In school we all studied “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening,” “The Road not Taken,” “Fire and Ice,” “Nothing Gold Can Stay,” and other of Mr. Frost’s more familiar pieces, and they stay with us. They stay with us because they are good, both in form and in content.

Mr. Frost crafts smooth, flowing iambic tetrameter and iambic pentameter, usually rhyming but often not. That he makes rhyme work so well demonstrates the excellence of his art; there are only five – arguably six – vowel sounds in English, which rhymed through the pen or keyboard of a learner usually ends in clunkiness or unintended comedy.

Most modern poetry is free verse, which is not poetry at all but only prose lazily sorted out into artless broken lines. As Stephen Fry says in his foreword to The Ode Less Travelled, free verse is like a child who knows nothing about music simply beating on piano keys and calling it music.

As for content, Mr. Frost writes about everything except himself, thus sharing Creation with us. Most modern poetry is a closed loop of endless, self-pitying, self-referential loop, I, I, I, my, my, my me, me, me, poor me, nobody understands me.”

“But it’s from the heart” is no excuse for this sort of thing in any art.

One of my, my, my (appreciate the irony) recent discoveries is Mr. Frost’s “The Lesson for Today,” a speech given before Harvard’s Phi Beta Kappa Society in the summer of 1941. Mr. Frost gave his address in blank verse with the occasional end rhyme. That his presentation was in verse was not only appropriate for a professional poet but which could be, and often was, accomplished with some skill by the ordinary high school graduate whose curriculum was predicated upon civilization.

And then came Sputnik.

“The Lesson for Today” is a meditation on mortality, eternity, and purpose. Mr. Frost’s daughter died in 1934, his wife died in 1938, his son died in 1940. The Second World War had been going on in China since 1933 and in Europe since 1939. In “The Lesson for Today” Mr. Frost sometimes has a little fun, but the arc connects all these sorrows without directly mentioning them.

The speaker of the poem, perhaps Mr. Frost himself, has a dialogue with Alcuin of York, the Master of Charlemagne’s palace school, in order to “Seek converse common cause and brotherhood” in exploring life during personal and cultural crises. The poet, best known for his rustic works, considers the minor goddess Dione (within the context of a line of iambic pentameter, pronounced as die-ON-ney), the Emperor Charlemagne, Alcuin of York and his concept of the Memento Mori, God, the Paladins (the 12 champions of Christendom), Roland, Olivier, the Battle of Roncesvalles, and the brevity of life:

There is a limit to our time extension.
We are all doomed to broken off careers,
And so’s the nation, so’s the total race.
The earth itself is liable to the fate
Of meaninglessly being broken off.

In conclusion, the speaker – or Mr. Frost – says to Alcuin:

I hold your doctrine of Memento Mori.
And were an epitaph to be my story
I’d have a short one ready for my own.
I would have written of me on my stone:
I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.

In one of his last speeches, President Kennedy, who survived Mr. Frost by less than a year, said at the groundbreaking of the Robert Frost Library,

“In [a] free society art is not a weapon, and it does not belong to the spheres of polemics and ideology. Artists are not engineers of the soul. It may be different elsewhere. But in a democratic society the highest duty of the writer, the composer, the artist, is to remain true to himself…”  (https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/08/the-purpose-of-poetry/309470/).

And truth sometimes leads to a lover’s quarrel with the world.

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Note: I have no connection with the Library of America. If I did, I'd recommend you buy their excellent volumes new, but since I don't, I recommend that you find them used via the InterGossip, garage sales, and, I regret to say, library sales. The sharp-eyed reader will note that I covered the name of a public library in order to save some assistant librarian embarrassment for selling for a dollar or so a cultural treasure, and some other assistant librarian's ignorance in labelling (via computer code, for he or she obeyed the mindless chant of LEARN. TO. CODE.) the book as a reference work instead of as an anthology of poetry.

A Blurry MePhone High School Graduation via MyFaceSpaceBookeo - poem (of a sort)

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Blurry MePhone High School Graduation via MyFaceSpaceBookeo

Prayer mumble WOOOO! Mumble pledge mumble WOOWOO! we WOO! are mumble TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mumble here mumble WOOHOO! tonight STATIC [COWBELL] to WOOOO! honor WOO! the [AIRHORN] mumble of 2020. WOOOOOOOOOOOO! This TRANMISSION INTERRUPTED mumble isn’t [COWBELL SOLO] mumble mumble WOO! the ceremony [AIRHORN] we were all mumbling forward to ten mumble months ago WOOOOOOOOOOOO! valedictorian WOOWOOOOO! Salutatorian TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED YOU GO GIRL! WOOOOOO! We’ll always remember mumble TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED as I mumble call your names STATIC [COWBELL SOLO] benediction WHOHOOOOO! Jesus [AIRHORN] class mumble song [AIRHORN] WOOWOO! WOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOHOO! WHOHOOOOO! [COWBELL] [AIRHORN] mumble school song mumble WOOWOO! WOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOHOO! WOOWOOOOO!

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Locked and Loaded in a Max Mara Tote - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot

Locked and Loaded in a Max Mara Tote

They say it began with a counterfeit bill
Printed by someone who knew how to code
And passed around until it was exchanged
Printed material for a human life

The Good is not much in demand these days
Nor yet the Beautiful, nor yet the True
A Bible locked and loaded in a Max Mara™ tote
Accessorizing a Potemkin street

They say it began with a counterfeit bill
But what among us isn’t counterfeit now?

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

The Governor Declares us to be a Disaster Area - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Governor Declares us to be a Disaster Area

The appropriately backlit headline read:

Texas Gov Declares State 'Disaster Area' Over Protests

I clicked the tab, and the next page read:

An unexpected error has occurred.

Which seemed right enough, so I left it at that

Monday, June 1, 2020

Summer of the Blue Helmets - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Summer of the Blue Helmets

But our helmets were green, with ragged covers
Our training was still pretty much John Wayne
Our gear was mostly made in ‘42
Except for the M14 – that was new

Sergeant Schneider barked at us, his young heroes
And made us crawl the beach at Oceanside
And tho’ he made each day’s harsh training sting
One evening at Mass we heard sweet children sing:

“O Mary, Star, Star of the Sea
Pray for all children, pray for me”

Notes:

The last two lines are as I remember them from long-ago at Mary Star of the Sea Church in Oceanside, California while I was in Field Medical Service School at Camp Pendleton. I don’t know if the song my friends and I heard is a traditional hymn or if it is an arrangement by the teacher or choir director for the children’s choir. It was wonderfully beautiful, and I remember it with joy.

The blue helmets allude to riot helmets in the summer of 1968. Why blue? Was that thought to be a soothing color?

“…each day’s harsh training…” – sometimes all day and all night too.