Thursday, July 29, 2010

Taos Plaza - Feast Days of Saint James & Saint Anne (Santiago y Santana)

Taos Plaza - Feast Days of Santiago y Santana

Taos Plaza - Feast Days of Saint James & Saint Anne (Santiago y Santana)

Taos Plaza -- World War I Memorial

Ranchos de Taos -- Plaza

Ranchos de Taos -- Plaza

Ranchos de Taos -- Plaza

Flowers, San Francisco de Aziz

Ranchos de Taos -- San Francisco de Aziz

Ranchos de Taos -- San Francisco de Aziz

Cap Found at Kinishba Ruins. The Back Reads "Native Pride."

Detail, Kinishba Ruins, Probably from 1930s Reconstruction

Kinishba Ruins

Kinishba Ruins & An Inhabitant

Kinishba Ruins

Kinishba Ruins

Kinishba Ruins

Fort Apache

Fort Apache -- The Grinder

Fort Apache -- Detail of Corner of C.O.'s House

Wild Grapes Along the Rio Grande near Taos

Route 66

Western Skies

Standin' on that Corner in Winslow, Arizona

Flowering Cactus

Morning in Oatman, Arizona

Oatman, Arizona

Rio Grande Near Taos, New Mexico

"Indian Taco"

Bell-pull, Mission San Miguel, Socorro, New Mexico

House, Lincoln, New Mexico

Masonic Regalia, Lincoln, New Mexico

Tunstall's Store, Lincoln, New Mexico

Tunstall's Store, Lincoln, New Mexico

Route 66 - There Be Concrete Teepees

Route 66 - There Be Dragons

Rooms to Let

Burlington Northern Santa Fe Under a Full Moon

Death Valley

Death Valley

Mission San Juan Capistrano

Mission San Juan Capistrano

Mission San Juan Capistrano

Mission San Juan Capistrano

Mission San Juan Capistrano

Hubbell's Trading Post, Arizona

Magdalena, New Mexico

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Beach Tarball Bingo

Mack Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com

Beach Tarball Bingo

The real question is why tarballs are called tarballs, since they are neither tar nor balls, and can’t be used for roofing or for games.

Last week I spent a few days at Crystal Beach considering such matters, but not deeply.

Frankie and Annette’s movie beach was always perfect – impossibly clean sand and impossibly clean teens in an impossibly clean early 1960s vision of youth. Perhaps the closest in real life is China Beach near DaNang, but whether the young in Viet-Nam are permitted to be young is much in doubt. If the goose-stepping comrades would give over persecuting Christians and Montagnards and each other they could all score some major tourist euros, yen, pounds, and dollars by developing the beaches of Viet-Nam.

In truth, no beach is a cinema image, no more than Bambi is a documentary about the ecosystem of a forest. Any beach is where the relatively few bits of land encounter the dominant oceans on this water planet, and that means conflict: tides, storms, bacteria, mosquitoes, debris, and predatory wildlife.

Consider the pelican, often cartooned as a comic figure with a bulbous beak. In reality the pelican is a somewhat sinister, pre-historic-looking creature that joins with its comrades to fly in attack formation not unlike those old films of Stuka dive bombers. The pelican’s long beak is designed for strength and violence in wild dives into the water to kill and devour.

And then there was the shark, which turned out to be some old, pre-Ike carpeting rolling in the surf.

Crystal Beach was never crystal, but last week some extra oil showed up, mostly attached to dead vegetation and to walkers’ feet. Local television news featured discussions on whether the oil was BP (nee’ British Petroleum, nee’ Anglo-Iranian) or just some ordinary old oil unworthy of notice. The seabirds appeared to continue to fly and fish, and the waves broke as usual between a rusted propane tank and a concrete septic tank, bringing in their usual nightly quota of driftwood and foam cups.

The beach is more than sand and water and critters. It attracts not only vacationers but residents, some of them more colorful than Frankie and Annette. I encountered a fellow who had braided his long white beard into a long white rope. Just why he had done this is subject to speculation. Perhaps he had finished his library book, or possibly his cable was off, and he needed something to occupy his leisure hours. Or maybe he just wanted some attention, so here it is.

The signs at Crystal Beach are mostly hand-lettered, which adds to the charm, and point the ways to little shops and grocery stores and marinas and restaurants (no shoes, no problem) and surfboard rentals. In law motor vehicles aren’t permitted on the beach; in practice one rattles by occasionally, usually slowly and usually carrying rental toys or maintenance equipment. Folks saunter along the beach looking for shells, and in the evenings build driftwood campfires and swat ‘skeeters. Life is summer-slow at Crystal Beach, and the breeze is warm and salty, and the waves are the same ones that First Nations people fished and played in centuries ago in their food-gathering wanderings. Yes, sometimes the best restorative for the jarred nerves of modern life is sand between one’s toes, and a few hours of not-thinking.

The nights are made even more slumberous by the soothing, sibilant sounds of the sea, which can be heard and felt comfortingly through the air-conditioned (I will give up my air-conditioning when Al Gore’s minions pry my hot, dead fingers off the thermostat) walls of a lovely rental house atop its sturdy piers.

Crystal Beach is a little world on the edge of the planetary sea, a world I visit only occasionally but which is very important to me. I am glad that people live there, people who don’t shave or put on makeup every day and who almost never wear shoes and who give their boats funny names. I hope that they are never regulated out of existence and that their (and our) peninsula is never made very prosperous, for then it wouldn’t be ours anymore. The world needs plywood hotdog stands, bare feet, soda shops made out of abandoned trailers, accessible beaches, the smells of salt air and mosquito repellent, and sand and cheesy snapshots and happy memories of happy hours by the Gulf of Mexico.

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Monday, July 5, 2010

Jihad Joe Inspires the Troops

Mack Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com

Jihad Joe Inspires the Troops

On Independence Day Vice-President Joe Biden, America’s ambassador of good will, made a surprise visit to our Frankenstein’s monster, Iraq. While giving a speech about how well the war is going or something, some of the lads outside The Green Zone dropped a mortar round into Fort Maginot to remind the white-wine-and-cheese set that Abdul and Achmed are a little miffed about not being invited to the party.

A spokesman said that this was an isolated incident, no one was hurt, and no damage was done. Nothing to see here, folks, just move along, no cameras, please, and just ignore those dead bodies on the croquet lawns and that little man behind the curtain.

Jihad Joe can now join John Fitzgerald Kerry and Hillary Clinton in the pantheon of great American war heroes. He’ll probably get a medal for cussing small business owners while under fire. In the meantime, the E-4 on patrol protecting Fort Maginot will consider himself lucky if he gets a hot shower sometime this week.

Jihad Joe was earning his combat honors in the new American embassy, a modest endeavor said to cost some $700,000,000 dollars. At that price it ought to have restrooms, unlike the proposed Amtrak railroad stop in Beaumont, Texas.

$700 million dollars. For an embassy. In Iraq. Has anyone asked why?

Whatever business is being transacted in Bagdad could surely be accomplished on a couple of floors rented from the Hilton or the Holiday Inn or something. Heck, General Eisenhower led the allied forces in Europe while living in a travel trailer. Does an ambassador need anything better?

When Saddamn took the long walk from a short rope there was much mockery about all his palaces, about how large and pretentious they were, and how much they cost the poor Iraqi people. And yet the ambassadors from our modest republic founded on the rocky shores of New England by sturdy Puritans now seem to expect to live as high on the camel as any supremeissimo generalissimo grandissimo beloved of Allah.

I don’t suppose there are any oil slicks in His Highness the Ambassador’s swimming pool.

Books in the ambassador’s library should include Bernard Fall’s Street Without Joy and Hell in a Small Place, Brian Farrell’s Defence and Fall of Singapore 1940-1942, Charles Morris’ Massacre of an Army, Michael Asher’s Khartoum, Tacitus’ Annals, Tim Saunders’ Fort Eban Emael 1940, and perhaps just one useful line from Kipling: “Here lies a fool who tried to hustle the East.”

$700 million for an embassy. I guess that means that the wounded and the shell-shocked are getting some really good treatment, then, eh?

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