Thursday, April 30, 2020

The Poetics of Tomato Plants - weekly column

Lawrence (Mack) Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
30 April 2020

The Poetics of Tomato Plants

The enforced isolation of The Virus-Time has led y’r ‘umble scrivener to plant a garden and to read more poetry

The garden is mostly unplanned, for I meant to be happy with a few sunflowers and some tomato plants and my existing apple trees. However, a young friend who haunts the big-box stores at the ends of seasons brought me tomato seedlings, marigold seedlings, squash seedlings, nasturtiums (nasturtia?), lavender and other mints, zinnia seeds, a little mulberry tree, three little lemon trees, and two little apple trees.

With the lockdown I did not find sunflower seeds, and so scouted out old packets, including one I bought in South Dakota years ago, and while the germination rate was low, I have about twenty young plants who turn their heads to the rising sun each dawn. Biologists tell us that heliotropes don’t really choose to greet the sun; their DNA is programmed to blah, blah, blah. Poor biologists – they seldom perceive the magic.

Some of the squash failed, and I replaced them with eggplant I found at Darrell and Kathy’s The Barn in Kirbyville while buying a sack of chicken scratch for the birds and squirrels.

Curiously, I don’t care for about half these fruits and vegetables, feeling that if God wanted us to be vegetarians He would not have invented and blessed Jenny’s Fried Chicken and Sonic’s Breakfast Toaster. But tomatoes and such are easy and rather fun to grow, and are aesthetically pleasing in appearance.

I was raised on the farm, but this is about as agricultural as I want to get now, although I am a Life Member of the FFA courtesy of Jody Folk and Kirbyville High School. The FFA is a great program for young people, and teaches mature self-governance and mutual respect as a requisite for any activity, including raising cattle and crops.

After a few hours of dragging hoses these dry spring days, the cool, breezy late afternoons are perfect for lingering outside with a refreshing beverage and some of the books we perused only lightly and under duress in school.

Poetry was culturally significant in all social and economic classes in England, Europe, Canada, and the U.S.A. until after the First World War, whose death and desolation led to a cultural collapse that remains with us (https://www.history.com/news/how-world-war-i-changed-literature). The works of John Milton, Lord Byron, Percy Shelley (unhappy name), William Wordsworth, John Keats, Rudyard Kipling and thousands of published, unpublished, and parlour-poets celebrated all the challenges, sorrows, and victories of life. Every newspaper once published poetry, and all school functions featured original student work. If it was often clunky and derivative, well, practice is how we make good work in the end.

My uncle, Bob Holmes of happy memory, a farmer and dairyman, over coffee recited from memory John Milton’s “On His Blindness.” I’m not sure he finished high school, but he remembered this favorite from his boyhood.

Despite the post-war infestation of free verse (which is not verse at all), such poets as Robert Frost, James Weldon Johnson (“Lift Every Voice and Sing,” George McKay Brown, Randall Jarrell, Langston Hughes, Wendell Berry, Claude McKay (his “If We Must Die” was quoted by Churchill in defiance of the Nazis), and so many others, in spite of fashionable despair continued to write poetry that addressed and celebrated the human condition meaningfully and skillfully.

In 1945 Field Marshal Wavell (https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/wavell), who in 1915 lost an eye (but never his true vision) at Ypres, published an anthology of poems that had been important to him in his military career. Despite its unfortunate title, Other Men’s Flowers (a quote from Montaigne), this little book demonstrates the strength and skill and muscularity of real poetry as opposed to the weak, self-pitying, I-I-I-Me-Me-Poor-Me free verse drivel now occupying shelf-space that could be used for something more substantial – Mickey Mouse funny books come to mind.

Those who teach at home (there are no such constructs, either as nouns or verbs, as “home school” or, worse, “homeschool”) or who work within more formal school situations, could hardly do better than to introduce a boy or girl to Wavell’s anthology from perhaps the fifth grade.

Poetry, like farming and the family, is part of the fertile soil of civilization, not an accessory.

Besides, the bees and hummingbirds will enjoy hearing you read to them.

That’s the latest buzz, anyway.

-30-

I am not one of the Masses - rhyming couplet

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


I am not one of the Masses

To Smithsonian Magazine

Get off your lazy editorial *sses -
Respect all readers; we are not “the Masses”


“As Popular in Her Day as J.K. Rowling, Gene Stratton-Porter Wrote to the Masses About America's Fading Natural Beauty” https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/books/

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

On Reading Thomas Merton: I Didn't Know an Eyebrow was Involved - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

On Reading Thomas Merton:
I Didn’t Know an Eyebrow was Involved

To read Thomas Merton, we are scold-told
Is middlebrow spirituality 1
I never knew that a brow was involved
Because I see the barber every week

But I like Father Louis (bourgeois or not)
And his brave travelogues of life and soul
And that he missed his pen and pocketknife
When he surrendered all through his holy vows

So, yeah, that man is flawed, as flawed as can be
And thus flawed Thomas is just the man for me

1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Storey_Mountain

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Plautus and Tarzan - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Plautus and Tarzan

The plays of Plautus all repose in peace
Next to my boyhood’s tattered Tarzan books
University classes and summer days
I suppose Mercury brought his own vines

Kafka is up against Rilke and Parzival
They seem to get along with each other
Cavafy and Plath talk out their issues
As do Hammarskjold and Dostoyevsky

I mean to organize my books someday
But Thoreau suggests I go fishing instead

Monday, April 27, 2020

Zoomstreaming - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Zoomstreaming

All my co-workers are kind and just and fun
Consistent in their professionalism
Both in the office and on the loading dock
And now on screens among the Zoom-ery

I miss so much our daily merriment
Our morning hellos, how was your weekend
The secular liturgy of each day’s work
The rhythm of appointments, files, and ‘phones

Zooming with office-pals is Work’s new way -
But I don’t want them in my apartment all day!

Sunday, April 26, 2020

The President's Haircut - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The President’s Haircut

Dear Governor Abbott:

I can’t help but notice that your hair is trim
As is your little buddy’s, Dannie Scott
I want to be as neat as you and him
But as for getting a haircut, I may not

Because you have closed all the hair-care shops
I can’t visit a barber, not any, not one -
I would be arrested by one of your cops
(Just whisper to me where you get your hair done)

But…

Whatever hair-envy I might harbor
Please don’t refer me to the President’s barber!

Saturday, April 25, 2020

This is not a (sniff) Teabag - rhyming couplet

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

This is not a (sniff) Teabag

Per Harney & Sons

Well, whaddaya know, and whaddaya say
It’s not a teabag; it’s a swank sachet!

Friday, April 24, 2020

Harris County Judge Lena Hidalgo Sued over Face Mask Requirement - poem (of a sort)

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com







Harris County Judge Lena Hidalgo Sued over Face Mask Requirement
 
“Who was that masked man?”
 
-various minor characters in The Lone Ranger

Once upon a time masks were forbidden
Those fashion statements of outlaws and Klan
Whose faces and crimes they kept hidden
Behind funny facewear, like Batman
 
But the Hidalgo who rules over us
As if we were Spanish colonials
Dismisses our rights as superfluous
Written off by her edicts baronial

So speaking of masks – where is our Zorro?
To tell the Alcalde – “Masks no more-oh!”

 

 

(Relax, Ms. Grundy, it’s just a bit of fun with layered allusions to Texas history; I have my mask.)

Thursday, April 23, 2020

The Shifting Vocabulary of Whatever We're Calling That Disease This Week - weekly column

Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
23 April 2020

The Shifting Vocabulary of Whatever We’re Calling That Disease This Week

In the last few months all the peoples of the earth have been impacted by and are dealing with a disease that has killed thousands of our fellow humans – even a few supercilious Darwinians – and we don’t even agree on what to label it. Consider these many documented terms crowding up and down the steps of that Babylonian ziggurat:

Wuhan virus
Wuhan flu
Chinese virus
CCP Virus
Bat virus
Bat flu
Batflu
Corona virus
Coronavirus
CoronaVirus
Covid-19
COVID-19
COVID19
Covid19
SARS-CoV-2
C-19
C19

If we’re going to work together (or, rather, #together apart) in order to survive a certain disease, we should agree on what that disease is.

Another problem is the fuzzy filler-language of tired and inappropriate metaphors and allusions that block effective communications. Consider this limited sampling:

Wartime president
War footing
Our generation’s Pearl Harbor
Our generation’s Normandy
Our generation’s 9/11
War
Like World War II
In the trenches
Front lines
Frontlines
Silent enemy but an enemy

Instead of saying what an issue is, the lazy writer or speaker pulls from a lifetime of hand-me-down puffery to puff further nonsense. Consider the typical graduation speech (which we are unlikely to hear this year because of a disease, not because of a Nazi invasion) with its keys that are forever opening dreams or roads or rainbows or love, never anything, such a lock, that a key in fact opens.

Metaphorical language certainly has its purposes. One does not imagine, say, John Wayne as Marshal Cogburn calling out to Lucky Ned Pepper, “I disapprove of your inappropriate response to my notification of your lawful arrest predicated upon a federal warrant, you wretched man, and propose to counter your further criminal actions with all the power granted to me in my office under the sanctions of the law!” as an effective challenge.

When we speak of contracts, business, science, research, and health care (NOT “healthcare”), though, metaphors and careless language compromise effective communication and thus our purposes. Using language accurately is essential in most of life’s transactions, and it is certainly essential now.

-30-


Dragging Hoses on St. George's Day - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Dragging Hoses

Drag those hoses when the weather is dry
April’s grass is paling, and oak leaves wither
All the new plantings cry for a drink of water
And the rains of winter have now retired

Drag those hoses when the morning is dry
Everyone wants some sort of validation:
A job, encouragement, a little support
For now, we just have to get on with life

Drag those hoses when the evening is dry
And pray for sweet rain from the reluctant sky


(Or dragon hoses - this is St. George's Day!)

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Bidets as a Topic of Conversation - an awful limerick

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Bidets as a Topic of Conversation

There was a French girl named Renee’
Who loved to pose on her bidet
Her vanity led
To a Playboy spread
But her movie career just washed away

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

"...the right of the people peaceably to assemble..." - copyrighted news photograph

 
Peaceably
 


(c) Joshua A. Bikel, The Columbus Dispatch, via Associated Press

Shelter in Place, Old Man - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


Shelter in Place, Old Man
 
And now my duties are forbidden me
Even the volunteer programs have shut down
And I am left as a Finzi-Contini
At play in a garden, awaiting the worm

They tell me I’m too old, that I must stay home
(They didn’t tell me that in ’67)
Yevtushenko says that as we get older
We get honester. But that’s not enough
 
I wish I could sign on again, one last patrol -
But now all duties are forbidden me

Sunday, April 19, 2020

A Very Brief Review for GoodReads of Humphrey Carpenter's J.R.R. TOLKIEN: A BIOGRAPHY

J.R.R. Tolkien by Humphrey Carpenter

by    
This is a nice little biography for those who love Tolkien and the Inklings. Humphrey Carpenter's several biographies are always well-researched and, even when alluding to awkward moments in the subjects' lives, infinitely kind and generous.

As for the recent film, it fails in every way, in structure, lighting, plotting, and the now-obligatory intrusions of razzle-me / dazzle-me computer cartooning. One longs for a movie free of electrons. The biggest failing, however, one which stamps a veto on the entire project (which does feature some good moments), is the filmmakers' dishonesty and violation of artistic ethics in deleting Catholicism from Tolkien's life. One need not approve or disapprove of Catholicism to understand the lack of integrity here; Tolkien's faith, one which he believed his mother to have died for because of family persecution, was the basis of everything he believed, lived, and wrote.

The young actors are fine in their roles; they certainly deserved better of The Suits (only I suppose now they are not The Suits but rather The Tee-Shirts).

Sunday Morning Tornado Watch - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Sunday Morning Tornado Watch

This is the only thing normal today:
A tornado watch on a Sunday in spring
I have shifted those famous Loose Objects
Into secure areas as best I could

Too bad we can’t shift the virus about
Stuff it into a rusted garbage bin
And set it out along the leafy lane
To wait for the men to haul it away

Liturgy on the telly, skies deadly grey -
How odd the things that are normal today

Saturday, April 18, 2020

The Only Man in the World Who Knows Nothing about How to Cure the Coronavirus or the Economy Recuses Himself - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Only Man in the World Who Knows Nothing about How to Cure the Coronavirus or the Economy Recuses Himself

“Twilight it is, and the far woods are dim”
-Masefield

The book is put aside, the cigar is lit
Old scotch rolled thoughtfully within the glass
As fireflies flit among the apple trees
And Cat carnivorously craves a careless bird

Sweet April’s evening air is exactly right
I could bring the portable radio outside
For a little light jazz – or maybe not
The firstling stars are musical enough

To accompany the memories, and, yes,
Masefield says it ever so much better

Friday, April 17, 2020

The Cherry Tree Who Visited an Apple Orchard and Decided to Stay - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Cherry Tree Who Visited an Apple Orchard and Decided to Stay

In the blowing-wind dusk the cherry tree waves
Far more than the orchard’s Anna-apple trees
Into whose company it has intruded itself
This party-crasher who has somehow moved in

While the cherry tree waves its leaves about
A single cricket hidden in the grass
Chirrups an evening hymn of just one note
As the work-weary birds wing to the woods

The last sunbeams have climbed up and away
And winked goodnight to this cherry-tree day

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Historic Sites Archaeology or Finding Neat Stuff in the Ground - weekly column

Lawrence (Mack) Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

Historic Sites Archaeology

Or

Finding Neat Stuff in the Ground

Long, long ago in a land far, far away I took several courses in historic sites archaeology with Professor James R. Moriarty, historian, archaeologist, raconteur, and veteran of the Pacific campaign during the Second World War.

Dr. Moriarty and his merry band enjoyed access to Mission San Diego de Alcala and to San Diego’s Old Town, where we learned from him the discipline of the dig – excavating with soft brushes more often than with small trowels, and mapping everything, recording everything, labelling everything, photographing everything. With one slow, brief pass with a small blade one could find a Chinese coin, a fragment of a Spanish stirrup, human finger bones, and a good-sized chunk of glass from the headlight of a 1948 Hudson, all jumbled up by the accidents of history, gardening, and the busy actions of gophers.

This season’s gardening at my rural estate along Jasper County Beer Can & Garbage Dump Road 400 has been similarly rewarding in matters of archaeology, only without any human remains.

In tilling a little plot for the sunflowers I have so far found:

1. A Sylvania Blue Dot ™ flashbulb for photography, never fired. I don’t know how it got there. I don’t know how it survived heat and rain and frost for years. I don’t know how it survived the tines of the mechanical tiller two weeks ago.

2. A small hatchet head, possibly meant for camping, with part of the top deliberately curled by the owner for purposes unknown to me. Someone suggested a specialty modification by a roofer. An InterGossip search of Boy Scout hatches, box hatchets, roofing hatchets, and so on revealed nothing similar.

3. A fine collection of broken glass.

4. A finer collection of screws and nails of various sizes. Old people (cough) are given to saying, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to,” but it is true. Modern nails and screws are often degraded pot metal poured into molds in Shanghai. Old nails and screws are made of extruded steel wire, and even after decades in the earth are often more durable than the modern ****. I have a big magnet on a rope for searching for nails and other ferrous objects. Even if the found objects are not useful, I’ve saved the lawnmower blades. Several years ago I came up with a pocketknife, a good old Schrade-Walden rusted beyond use. I imagine its owner looked for it a long time before giving it up and going to Mixson’s Hardware or Sharbutt’s Feed Store to buy a new one, bemoaning the old one as better.

This summer I should, barring adventures with the weather and incursions by varmints, have a modest stand of sunflowers. Agricultural supply houses sell neat little gadgets for hulling them, and I might try that someday, but for now I harvest the heads, store them in that famous cool dry place, and put them out for the birds and squirrels in the winter.

As they grow, sunflowers are beautiful, which is its own reward. As heliotropes they follow the sun. Scientists and other Dr. Grundy types assure us that heliotropes don’t really follow the sun, that the sun’s rays stimulate cells that blah, blah, blah.

Any small child knows better – sunflowers follow the sun because they want to.

So there.

Life is good.

-30

The Darwinian Cat - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Darwinian Cat

For Pepper-Cat,
Who brought us a Rio Grande Leopard Frog
(Rana Berlandier)

But then, all cats are dour Darwinians
Students of the evolution of creatures
Sometimes with the eyes of good scholars, yes
But mostly by killing and eating them

They like gophers and green lizards the best
Careless cardinals and poor baby squirrels
But never snakes or scorpions or such-like pests
Or stringy, door-knocking evangelists

They eat little animals who hide in the wood -
They would eat Darwin too, if only they could!

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

They Say There's Some Sort of Bug Going Around - poem (of sorts)

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

They Say There’s Some Sort of Bug Going Around

Wuhan virus Chinese virus Bat virus
Corona virus Coronavirus
CoronaVirus Covid-19
COVID-19 SARS-CoV-2

Cure it? With what? Yet more war metaphors?
(Newark), they can’t even agree what to call it

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Herd Immunity Properly Practiced - Poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Herd Immunity Properly Practiced

One wishes for immunity to the herd
Freedom from the expectations of others
From being slotted and characterized
From the duty to be happily so

“Defined a generation” is a lie –
A man defines himself as he thinks best
Owing obedience only to God
(and traffic lights; let’s not get stupid, eh)

Otherwise, individual and free -
Oh,
If only everyone were just like me


Line 5 – “Man” and “he” are gender-neutral.
Line 11 – The irony is deliberate.

Monday, April 13, 2020

We Read Poems Because We Don't Know Poetry - poem (well, yes...)

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

We Read Poems Because We Don’t Know Poetry

Which sounds a bit too precious, but bear with me
Or hamster with me, to avoid a cliché
The sundial says, “The Best is Yet to Be”
And so it is, each word-rich summery day

If we take a page from the busy bee
Then every day is a summery day
Taking those dream-infused pages you see
Teasing each line our own, working away

We read poems because we don’t know poetry -
It’s all a matter of dreamility

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Squaddies Posted at the Tomb - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

What Happened to the Guards Posted at the Tomb?

Maybe the duty officer had it in for them
Some privates, a corporal, maybe a sergeant
Grousing about pulling a night watch
And in a Jewish cemetery – why?

No one agrees if they were temple police
Or Romans, for special duty detached
What time they were posted, how many there were
Or how into silence they were bullied or bribed

And no one much cares because

While heroes and saints get written up in books
Poor squaddies get only disapproving looks

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Couplets for Holy Saturday in the Virus-Time


Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Couplets for Holy Saturday in the Virus-Time

Sure, there are empty churches, but then
There are equally empty men

And empty hearts in the Upper Room
But oh, tomorrow – an empty tomb!

Friday, April 10, 2020

Mrs. Pilate Posts a Bikini Selfie - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


Good Friday in the Virus-Time

“…forgotten as a nameless number on a list that afterwards got mislaid”

-Doctor Zhivago, p. 503

The Altar is bare; broken are the mysteries
Our Lord is buried deep within the pyx
A stone of shame is rolled against our hopes
The night is foul with evil whisperings

How do we know? It’s on the television
That’s all that's left to us – sharp images
Of Darwinians dancing on mass graves
While keeping a social distance of art

Mrs. Pilate posts a bikini selfie -
Broken are the mysteries; the Altar is bare

Thursday, April 9, 2020

A Midsummer Mystery - weekly column

Lawrence (Mack) Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Midsummer Mystery

A friend was riffed from his job two weeks ago, and for those two weeks all his attempts to apply for unemployment compensation have been futile. When he telephones Workforce (sic) he is made to spend hours on hold, and often his call is simply dropped after hours of waiting. When he can get through to a functionary he is told that he needs to validate his employment for a period when he was not employed, which is a self-cancelling requirement. He has also been told that he needs to provide proof of having tried to find a job when (1) he has been told to isolate at home, and (2) almost 7 million workers have been forced out of their jobs.

Apparently the people who handle unemployment take their service model from the VA or from Kafka’s Das Schloss.

The concept of essential and nonessential employees and businesses is a curious one. How can there be nonessential employees? Do employers ever choose to hire nonessential employees? And no business is nonessential. Anyone who runs a business does so because that is his or her livelihood, and the livelihood of the employees. Even a one-week gap would be devastating to a business, depriving the owner and the employees of 25% of their monthly income. And this gap is into its second month.

I have no solution to the economic stasis, but the Big Noises in Austin and D.C. must remember that no worker is nonessential, and that without food, clothing, and shelter life ends.

A friend brought me lots of plants by way of another friend, so I have been busily digging holes for them. For the plants, that is, not for the friends. Friends are wonderful.

The tomato plants are putting out their first fruits as little green spheres. The plants were but seeds at the beginning of March, when the multi-named virus (Legion?) began to attract our attention. In illo tempore there were no lockdowns, separations, isolations, restrictions, masks, empty streets, closed shops. These things were not even considered. We could go to a café’ with friends, book a haircut, visit the dentist, buy toilet paper, attend church, host a birthday party, go to work, volunteer at the nursing home or at the school, and every way celebrate all the little joys of life.

Now we consider a half-hour at the grocery store a mission to be planned and then executed as quickly as possible before returning to the bunker.

We know what life was like when the tomato plants were seedling; what will life be like when the tomatoes are ripe and red under the midsummer sun?

-30-

Decolonize the Pequod! - mindless drivel about that stupid whale

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Decolonize the Pequod!

Call me E-mail, and, yes, I cheered for the whale -
Is there anyone so hard in his heart
That he cannot shed tears of happiness
When the whale kills the crew? Oh, rapturous day!

They are required reading; it’s all their fault
And, after all, sperm whale and Moby Dick –
Should America’s children read this trash?
I think not. It’s not in the Bible, right?

There's no baptismal image, only a boat
And hey, psycho captain, do wooden legs float?

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

A Bonfire on the Feast of Saint John the Baptist - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Bonfire on the Feast of Saint John the Baptist

On Midsummer Eve, sunset and moonrise
Soon, please God, when the melancholy clears
We will pile up all of our masks and gowns
Our gloves and caps and scrubs – and all our sorrows

We will pile them up in a summer field
All of our fears, our social distancings
The lines, the signs that told us what to do
No smoking, eh? Well, just stand back and watch –

Fiat lux

On Midsummer Eve, sunset and moonrise
We’ll sing a hymn of remembrance for our lost

On Midsummer Eve, sunset and moonrise
Militant, suffering, and triumphant

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Dear Patrick Stewart - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Dear Patrick Stewart

Dear Patrick,
Or Mr. Stewart,
Or Captain,
Or Sir,

Thank you for reading us Shakespeare each day -
Sonnets from your balcony and from the stairs
Smooth flowing iambics from all your chairs
Precise pentameter to smooth the way

Dear Patrick,

You and Will visit so we’re not alone
But we have some questions, if you don’t mind:
What do you find awkward in Sonnet IX?
And
How many pairs of glasses do you own?

Dear Captain,

Thank you for the beauties of each page
For giving us the courage to say with you,
                                                                     “Engage!”


https://twitter.com/SirPatStew

Monday, April 6, 2020

More Body Bags - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

More Body Bags

When I came home from Viet-Nam I thought
I’d never again have to consider body-bags
Great rubbery things with long crude zippers
Usually there were toes for the  toe tags
Not always

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday 2020 - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Palm Sunday 2020

Palm Sunday – but there are no palms at all
Except the ones we are to wash frequently
Like Pontius Pilate singing “Happy Birthday”
While his Roman Jeeves holds a silver bowl

There will be no procession from the parking lot
And into the church, singing out of sequence
Because those in the back of the procession
Cannot hear those in the front to keep time

But time itself is out of time today
There is no triumph - except in being alive

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Airline Bailout (no pun) Jokes of my Own Devising

(I can't explain the unfortunate formatting; the blogger-thingie sometimes does that.)


Lawrence Hall
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Airline Bailout (no pun) Jokes of my Own Devising


1. Part of the bailout funding will be paid by Americans who are to be charged for every extra suitcase they have in their closets at home.


2. While airlines are grounded they will provide customer service via telephone and on the InterGossip:


     #1 if you wish to be snarled at by a flight attendant for asking if there is any coffee.


     #2 if you wish to be snarled at by a flight attendant for asking if breakfast will be served ("NO!
     We ran out at aisle 12! You can see that!").


     #3 if you wish to be ignored by a flight attendant while she sits in the back and reads a Harry
     Potter book (this happened to me on a very real Air Canada flight).



Evening - Palm Sunday

Lawrence Hall
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Evening – Palm Sunday

The waxing moon knows nothing of Holy Week
And stars care nothing for sacred liturgies
Nor do the fireflies flitting among the trees
And ‘round the darkening lawn as evening falls

The beagle dozing in her rabbit-dreams
A neighboring cow looking beyond her fence
And honeybees buzzing to their night-cells hence
Would not understand the penances of Lent

For they never betrayed their God, and thus
They well may serve as a rebuke to us

Friday, April 3, 2020

Now They are Imprisoned Twice - poem

Lawrence Hall
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Now They are Imprisoned Twice

“It was very like living permanently in a large railway station”

-C.S. Lewis, Surprised by Joy

We cannot volunteer in prison now
The grids and grills that shut the prisoners in
Now serve to shut most everyone else out
And bars now bar us from teaching each other

Ours is a transient camp, barracks and wire
Grey buses run, usually in the night
Men are shipped out, and others then arrive
And we never really get to know anyone

For now, not at all

But in the evening meetings, once a week
Connections are made, however tentative
Like casual conversations while waiting for a train
We are all being shipped somewhere, you know

Tonight

Prisoners half-asleep on the hard bus seats
May our inadequate prayers follow them

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Notre Dame de Discount Store - virus-free poem

Lawrence Hall
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Notre Dame de Discount Store

"It gets you out of your solitary conceit"
-C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock

The tin-barn brick-veneer design is weak
Much like a Wal-Mart or a Dollar Store
The dropped ceiling is high-school ticky-tack
And the poor pews are discount-warehouse veneer

No one much prays before Mass anymore
Grown men wear shorts and sneaks and cartoon tees
The woman in the pew in front of me
Is tattooed up and down her pimply back

(God did not ask my opinion)

Perhaps He is saying, “I know you’re all
Wondering why I’ve called you here today…”

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Yevgeny Yevtushenko - A Memorial (repost)

Lawrence Hall
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The first book I bought upon returning home from Viet-Nam was the Penguin Modern European Poets paperback edition of Yevtushenko: Selected Poems. That 75-cent paperback from a bookstall in the airport in San Francisco is beside me on the desk as I write.

At this point the convention is to write that Yevtushenko changed my life forever, gave me an epiphany, and blah, blah, blah. He didn’t. But I really like him.

All Change at Zima Junction

For Yevgeny Yevtushenko, 1932-2017

Everyone changes trains at Zima Junction
Changes lives; nineteen becomes twenty-one
With hardly a pause for twenty and then
Everyone asks you questions you can’t answer

And then they say you’ve changed, and ignore you
The small-town brief-case politician still
Enthroned as if she were a committee
And asks you what you are doing back here

And then you go away, on a different train:
Everyone changes trains at Zima Junction

“I went, and I am still going.”1


1Yevtuskenko: Selected Poems. Penguin,1962

Only You Mustn't Say "Corona" Now - poem

Lawrence Hall
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Only You Mustn’t Say “Corona” Now


Last night, the moon had a golden ring

-Longfellow, “The Wreck of the Hesperus”


Tonight the moon has a silver ring, a crown
A corona, and a corona of stars
Only you mustn’t say “corona” now
Not even if you want a glass of beer

When windy March began, the pestilence
As in the news, and trouble was anticipated
We all bought toilet paper and canned meat
And sanitizer in cute little pumps

Futility. The world itself has changed
But still the moon enthroned is crowned with stars