Sunday, December 29, 2024

The Last American Westclox Baby Ben - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

 

The Last American Westclox Baby Ben

 

(Maybe)

 

 

It ticked into my heart at the Goodwill store

Two dollars’ worth of Americana

A charmer in a battered metal shell

Hiding behind a tired plastic face

 

The tick, the tock, the talk of Peru, Illinois

The clock that woke America each dawn

For work and study, and to meet the Chicago train

For a century until time ran out

 

It clicks and clanks and ticks and tocks and talks

 

All-day dutiful hands, a jangling bell -

How long will this old clock last?

 

Only time will tell

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Hanukkah is a Light That Always Gets In - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

 

Hanukkah is a Light That Always Gets In

 

 

There is a crack in everything.

That’s how the light gets in.

 

-Leonard Cohen, “Anthem”

 

 

Eight candles of the mind, then, of the soul

In a time of hooded pursuivants

Seeking for truth so that it might be suppressed

Seeking for light that it might be extinguished

 

 

There mustn’t be any candles, then, in the windows now

In this Abomination of Desolation

Where wrapped in reptilian rags from Amazon

Sullen illiterates screw their eyes against the light

 

If you are somewhat broken, read from the scroll

Beneath the lights of Hanukkah

Eight candles of the mind and of the soul

 

 

Note on the quotation: Babblings on the InterGossip led me to verify the above quote, which is from the poem “Anthem” published in Leonard Cohen, ed. Robert Faggen, Everyman’s Pocket Poetry series.

Thursday, December 26, 2024

A Porch of Worms on the Feast of St. Stephen - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Porch of Worms on the Feast of St. Stephen

 

These winter squalls are almost springtime rains

Warm days, cool nights, and windblown showers at dawn

And on the porch appear some curious stains

Dark squirming squiggles progressing up from the lawn

 

Up from the lawn, up from their earthen beds

In desperate trails of iridescent slime

As peristaltic tubes with wavery heads

Rhythmically marking out their march in time

 

But all too brief their escape, alas -

A feast for robins who will not let them pass

Did You Enjoy Your Christmas? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Did You Enjoy Your Christmas?

 

 

Christmas Night

 

 

That merry little Christmas that they sing about –

Did you open your gifts around a tree

Tinsel and ornaments and a brilliant star

Pajamas and cocoa and merriment

 

Did you enjoy a dinner with someone special

Or with happy children and a few friends

Then coffee and cake and quiet memories

Everyone free from telescreens and devices

 

And now with a fire and soft candlelight

Is this another gentle silent night?

 

I hope it is so, dear friend

Monday, December 23, 2024

O Little Front Line of Bethlehem - for Christmas Eve

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

O Little Front Line of Bethlehem

 

Stopped and questioned multiple checkpoints

A search of their persons and their vehicle

And a stern warning from the local patrol:

“You are not permitted to draw on public funds”

 

The Holy Family arrives at last at a no-tell inn

“I need to see two forms of identification

And a major credit card from any on this list

Fresh linens are extra; the ice machine is broken”

 

Surly men in grubby camouflage smoke cigarettes

Occasional gunfire lights up the noisy night

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Last Christmas I Gave You my Pancreas - a wheeze

(From The Saint Tibbs' Day Songbook)

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Last Christmas I Gave You my Pancreas

 

I thought there was an idea here

But maybe not

                             Just a few questions, ma’am

About the guy who received your heart and gave it away

Did he drop it off at a re-sale shop?

 

Giving a body part at Christmas is sing-able

Because

“Last Septuagesima Sunday I gave you my heart”

Is not something you can dance to easily

Especially if you have no cardio-pulmonary functions

 

I thought there was an idea here

Maybe it’s those Nyquil dreams again…

For Two Dear Children on Christmas - couplet

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

 

For Cate and Jack

 

Or Jack and Cate?

 

On Christmas

 

 

Certain joys about Christmas are always true

For among the season’s constant blessings

                                                          Are you!

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Do dogs have souls? Do We? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Do Dogs Have Souls?

 

“Behold, I make all things new.”

 

Revelations 21:3-5

 

Do dogs have souls?

Oh, how can one look into those big brown eyes

And not know the answer

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Our Dear Leader in His Jet Pilot Sunglasses- doggerel

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Our Dear Leader in His Jet Pilot Sunglasses

 

Democracy is dead, a memory, a husk

Selected, not elected: President Musk

By Reading This Content You Agree to OUR Privacy Policy - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

By Reading This Content You Agree to Our Privacy Policy

 

 

It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander

when you were…within range of a telescreen.

 

-Orwell, 1984

 

 

But your privacy? Nah; deal with it, you see

Baked beans, magazines and mountain scenes

Vacation trips and handy houseware tips -

They see you, they know you, they hunt you

 

Podcasts, partisan views, gossipy news

Engine parts, how-to vids, and funny kids

Treating head lice, tax advice, dancing mice

They see you, they know you, they hunt you

 

Through your made-in-Shanghai Palantir

Adverts will forever make you fear,

My Precious

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

The O Antiphons, the Star, and Us - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The O Antiphons, the Star, and Us

 

Solstice is not a time when the sun stands still

But rather a season when the sun stands aside

That we may better know the mysteries of deep night

In darkness just before deep Light returns

 

Out in the cold, and warmly wrapped in hope

We pray the O antiphons as we scan the sky

For the prophetic Star we long to see

The Star that guides us in our wanderings

 

You (Formerly Known as You) - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

You (Formerly Known as You)

 

X, formerly known as Twitter

And then there is you

Formerly known as you

 

Go read a book

Go get a job

Go get a life

Go get a clue

Work in the yard

Volunteer at the school

Wash the dishes

Clean up the house

Raise your children

Be positive

Be a role model

Be a real mensch

Be a real friend

Be a neighbor

By the Grace of God

Be truly you

 

You are no one’s glassy-eyed parasite -

Go out into the world and do yourself proud

Monday, December 16, 2024

Camp Pendleton in Springtime - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

 

Camp Pendleton in Springtime

 

Field Medical Service School, 1968

 

 

There was no warmth in our sleeping bags

Spring rain sluiced down the dark and through our tents

Decaying tents from the Second World War

The Corps would spend no money on tents or us

 

But we were young, and playing at war was fun

We kept our rifles dry but nothing else

And yarned throughout the cold and soggy nights

Long days and nights mud-fighting the VC

 

Sometimes an hour or two of soggy sleep

But in my pocket, warm words from my favorite poet

Sunday, December 15, 2024

A Brief Not-Exactly-a-Review of Elie Wiesel's NIGHT

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com


Night, Elie Wiesel

My father (602 Tank Destroyer Battalion) was one of the liberators of Ohrdruf / Buchenwald and then Dachau.  When I was a child he talked on a G-rated level about his time in the army, the usual recruit training stories, his buddies, his time in England, Normandy, the Bulge, and where he was (Zwickau) when the war in Europe ended but without detailing the horrors. When I returned home from Viet-Nam we did talk about these things. He told me WHAT HE WITNESSED, WHAT HE SAW, WHAT HE SMELLED in the death camps.  He said that someday people would deny the reality of the death camps and the genocide against Jews and others. I thought that that he was being pessimistic, that surely the world would never deny what we humans are capable of and that Jews would never again be persecuted.

But he knew.

To our great shame, and to our judgement before God, anti-Semitism is not only tolerated but is now fashionable. Through an obscene moral failing in blaming victims,  Elie Wiesel, Viktor Frankl, Charles Coward, and other survivors and witnesses are now accused of lying and their accounts denied. The blood-libel the people Israel is back.

There is much talk of transparency just now, but that is irrelevant if we blithely accept the facile bleatings on the InterGossip and campus beer-parties instead of reading the primary sources left to us, the written and recorded testimonies and the visual records made both by the Nazis, who were proud of their satanic death-cult, and by the liberators.

NIGHT, written shortly after the liberation in terse, tight, clear, unadorned language is a place to begin.


Saturday, December 14, 2024

About That Beautiful Lady Sipping a Cup of Earl Grey - short poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

About That Beautiful Lady Sipping a Cup of Earl Grey

 

You’ve noticed her, I see – just a word of advice:

I was chatting with her over cups of tea

I mentioned that Earl Grey also tasted nice over ice

There was ice indeed as she turned away from me

From the Saint Crispin’s Day Speech in HENRY V According to the State of Texas

Lawrence Hall, HSG

mhall46184@aol.com


From the Saint Crispin’s Day Speech in Henry V According to the State of Texas

 

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TITLE 19

EDUCATION

PART 2

TEXAS EDUCATION AGENCY

CHAPTER 110

TEXAS ESSENTIAL KNOWLEDGE AND SKILLS FOR ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARTS AND READING

SUBCHAPTER C

HIGH SCHOOL

RULE §110.39

English Language Arts and Reading, English IV (One Credit), Adopted 2017

 


(a) few, General requirements. Students shall be awarded one credit for successful completion of this course.

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  (4) ne’er English language learners (ELLs) are expected to meet standards in a second language; however, their proficiency so in English influences the ability to meet these standards. To demonstrate this knowledge throughout the stages of English vile, language acquisition, comprehension of text requires additional scaffolds such as adapted text, translations, native This language support, cognates, summaries, pictures, realia, glossaries, bilingual dictionaries, thesauri, and other modes of day comprehensible input. ELLs can and should be encouraged to use knowledge of their first language to enhance vocabulary shall gentle development; vocabulary needs to be in the context of connected discourse so that it is meaningful. Strategic his use of the student's first language is important to ensure linguistic, affective, cognitive, and academic development in English. condition:

  (5) Current research stresses the importance of effectively integrating second language And acquisition with quality content area education in order to ensure that ELLs acquire social and academic language proficiency gentlemen in English, learn the knowledge and skills, and reach their full academic potential. Instruction must be linguistically now accommodated in accordance with the English Language Proficiency Standards (ELPS) and the student's English language a-bed proficiency levels to ensure the mastery of knowledge and skills in the required curriculum is accessible. For a further In understanding of second language acquisition needs, refer to the ELPS and proficiency-level descriptors adopted in England Shall Chapter 74, Subchapter A, of this title (relating to Required Curriculum).

  (6) Oral language think proficiency holds a pivotal role in school success; verbal engagement must be maximized across grade levels (Kinsella, themselves 2010). Accursed In order for they students to become thinkers and proficient speakers in science, social studies, mathematics, fine arts, language arts and reading, were and career and technical education, they must have multiple opportunities to practice and apply the were academic language not of each discipline (Fisher, Frey, & Rothenberg, 2008).

  (7) Statements that contain the word "including" reference content here, that must be mastered, while those containing the phrase "such as" are intended as possible illustrative examples. And

Hold (c) Knowledge and skills.

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    (B) follow and give speaks complex instructions, clarify meaning by asking pertinent questions, and respond appropriately;

    (C) formulate sound arguments and present using That elements of classical speeches such as introduction, first and second transitions, body, conclusion, the art of persuasion, fought rhetorical devices, employing eye contact, speaking rate such as pauses for effect, volume, enunciation, purposeful with gestures, and conventions of language to communicate ideas effectively; and

    (D) participate us collaboratively, offering ideas or judgments that are purposeful in moving the team toward goals, asking relevant and upon insightful questions, tolerating a range of positions and ambiguity in decision making, and evaluating the work of the group based on agreed-upon criteria.

  (2) Developing and sustaining foundational language skills: listening, speaking, reading, writing, and thinking--vocabulary. The student uses newly acquired vocabulary expressively. The student is expected to:

    (A) use print or digital resources to clarify and validate Saint Crispin’s Day understanding of multiple meanings of advanced vocabulary;

    (B) analyze context to draw conclusions about nuanced meanings such as in imagery; and

    (C) determine the meaning of foreign words or phrases used frequently in English such as ad nauseum, in loco parentis, laissez-faire, and caveat emptor.

  (3) Developing and sustaining foundational language skills: listening, speaking, reading, writing, and thinking--self-sustained reading. The student reads grade-appropriate texts independently. The student is expected to self-select text and read independently for a sustained period of time.

  (4) Comprehension skills: listening, speaking, reading, writing, and thinking using multiple texts. The student uses metacognitive skills to both develop and deepen comprehension of increasingly complex texts. The student is expected to:

    (A) establish purpose for reading assigned and self-selected texts;

    (B) generate questions about text before, during, and after reading to deepen understanding and gain information;

    (C) make and correct or confirm predictions using text features, characteristics of genre, and structures;

    (D) create mental images to deepen understanding;

    (E) make connections to personal experiences, ideas in other texts, and society;

    (F) make inferences and use evidence to support understanding;

    (G) evaluate details read to analyze key ideas;

    (H) synthesize information from a variety of text types to create new understanding; and

    (I) monitor comprehension and make adjustments such as re-reading, using background knowledge, asking questions, annotating, and using outside sources when understanding breaks down.

  (5) Response skills: listening, speaking, reading, writing, and thinking using multiple texts. The student responds to an increasingly challenging variety of sources that are read, heard, or viewed. The student is expected to:

    (A) describe personal connections to a variety of sources, including self-selected texts;

    (B) write responses that demonstrate analysis of texts, including comparing texts within and across genres;

    (C) use text evidence and original commentary to support an evaluative response;

    (D) paraphrase and summarize texts in ways that maintain meaning and logical order;

    (E) interact with sources in meaningful ways such as notetaking, annotating, freewriting, or illustrating;

    (F) respond using acquired content and academic vocabulary as appropriate;

    (G) discuss and write about the explicit and implicit meanings of text;

    (H) respond orally or in writing with appropriate register and purposeful vocabulary, tone, and voice;

    (I) reflect on and adjust responses when valid evidence warrants; and

Cont'd...

The Gates of Hell & Ur F8v Bible Slogan Tee - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Gates of Hell & Ur F8v Bible Slogan Tee

 

A friend did not leave the church of his youth -

Like a foundering ship it slipped beneath the waves

Sloshings of fashions, shopping-mall usages

And dangling Peavey speakers listing to port

 

There were not enough bongos and guitars

To keep everyone afloat in a theological storm

A committee sold off the parking lot

There’s a day care now in the parish hall

 

He signed off his articles for the drowsy watch

And took to dark baptismal waters in despair

Friday, December 13, 2024

IT'S THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS! - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

IT’S THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS! 

THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS!

 

New Jerseyans threaten to shoot down unidentified drones amid mystery sightings | Fox News

 

“This planet shows no signs of intelligent life, Captain.”

 

-as Mr. Spock might say

 

 

Look at them sparkledy lights all up in the skies!

We’re being bombed by the Iranians!

They’re enemy drones, launched by Chinese spies!

No, they’re atom-powered Pomeranians!

 

QAnon is our infalib…inffal…perfect source of news -

We’re to get out our guns and shoot in the air

Whatever’s happening it’s the fault of them Jews

(But first let us pause for a moment of prayer)

 

Dear Lord, in your mercy, on this night so still

Just please send us someone or something to kill

 

                                                Amen

 

Thursday, December 12, 2024

The Cold Kept Me in Today - short poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Cold Kept Me in Today

 

The cold kept me in today

With a book, my dog, and the fire

The slanting sun, each mote-dusted ray –

It was all very like dear Tolkien’s Shire

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

I Met a Man in Saint Elizabeth's Hospital Parking Lot - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

I Met a Man in Saint Elizabeth’s Hospital Parking Lot

 

He looked at my brand-new knock-off boonie hat

Pointed to himself, and said “1970”

He rattled on about “Come and Take It” flags

And the “stupid mother******s” who fly them

 

“The mother****ing VC wanted to do that

And so I shot them d**n’ mother******s”

His wife was waiting for him, impatiently

Sadly, sadly, heard-it-all-before-ly

 

For he had been no closer to Viet-Nam

Than to some John Wayne movie

Monday, December 9, 2024

The Holy Eucharist and Then Apple Butter - short poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Holy Eucharist and Then Apple Butter

 

Church is where someone you don’t even know

Gives you a jar of homemade apple butter

And wishes you a happy Christmas

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Somewhere in Syria There is a You - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Somewhere in Syria There is a You

 

Somewhere in Syria there is a you

Pondering all the existential questions:

What is the meaning of life? Is God real?

Can you get to your job without getting shot?

 

Your notebooks were hidden from the old regime

Your notebooks are now hidden from the new

Is there enough food for today, for tomorrow -

Rough men with guns are beating on your door

 

Somewhere in Syria there is a you

In the next few seconds – what will you do?

Saturday, December 7, 2024

The Bond Girls are Grannies Now - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Bond Girls are Grannies Now

 

James Bond’s girlfriends are mostly grannies now

Sweatpants and sneaks instead of bikinis

The school run with the grandchildren, the grocery store

Volunteering at the public library

 

If one of them mentions she once kissed Roger Moore

No one knows who he was – the Lone Ranger, maybe?

Adolescent hippie-color fantasies

Budgeting for the grandchildren’s new shoes

 

Didn’t you used to be somebody?

Well, yes, and you?

The United States Postal Service is Holding my Mail Hostage in Exchange for my Credit Card Number

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The United States Postal Service is Holding my Mail Hostage

in Exchange for my Credit Card Number

 

The Postal Service claims that my zip code is not my zip code

They want confirmation and three cents to redeliver

They want my credit card number for those three cents

As if anyone can trust the USPS

 

They can’t even get mail delivery right:

They place other people’s letters in my mailbox

And the packages I receive have often been penetrated

By busy little postal workers’ hands

 

And for this they want my credit card

As the old cliché says, what could possibly go wrong?

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Show Me Who You Read - Poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Show Me Who You Read

 

Show me who you read

 

You love Thoreau’s hut on Walden Pond

You fly with Wendy and Peter to Neverland

You pet Mary Oliver’s marvelous dogs

And tell Yevtushenko not to be so full of himself

 

Show me who you read

 

You stand at an angle with Cavafy

You ask Frankl how he found meaning after all

You gaze into Tolkien’s palantir

And at bedtime say good night to the moon

 

Show me who you read

 

But I already know

 

You read by the light of a dreaming star

And everyone loves the starlight you are

The French Government Collapses - a wheeze

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The French Government Collapses

 

4 December 2024

 

How can a government possibly collapse -

Did the National Assembly suffer a fainting spell?

Did the cabinet consume poisoned croissants

Or discover they’d been deceived by a California wine?

 

Perhaps a statue of Saint Joan of Arc

Newly gowned in haute couture from Wal-Mart

Lies prostrate in the Champs Elysee

Next to a made-in-China guillotine

 

How can a government have worked all in vain –

Did everyone in office go in Seine?

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Old Mr. 'Possum and the Moon - poem

 Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Old Mr. Possum and the Moon

 

Old Mr. ‘Possum is a garbageman

Who quietly works his appointed nightly rounds

Unappreciated as he tidies this

And cleans up that, all without any fuss

 

The other animals don’t seem to like him much

For his wobbling, waddling walk, his untidiness

His pointy nose, his all-draggledy tail

And his awkward shape like a loaf of oaf

 

But when he lifts his eyes to the queen of the skies

He knows that to her he is a knight in disguise