Mack Hall, HSG
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Absolutely the Very Last End of the World
“The situation is hopeless, hopeless! But it’s not serious.”
- Finian in Finian’s Rainbow
Several weeks have passed since the previous End of the World warning, so we are a little overdue on this latest one: solar flares are going to destroy the planet at any moment. Thought you’d like to know.
Universal doom from the exploding sun can be avoided, however, if we all repent and ride bicycles, eat gluten-free pine needles, and give our paychecks to Al Gore, Gaia’s Holy Profit…um…Prophet.
If the Solar Flares of the Zombies crisp most of humanity and end civilization we can take comfort in this eternal truth: no matter how much destruction, suffering, starvation, or loss of life we endure in a world plunged into darkness, no matter if we’re all killed, we know that our internet service providers will continue to bill us.
We have suffered so many Ends-of-the-World in the past few years that perhaps we should giving them themes.
After all, weddings are no longer about the sacrament of matrimony, but about themes – hippie wedding (the bride and groom together set a unity match to his draft card) or Aggie wedding (with The Aggie War Hymn as the recessional) or one of those swampy weddings with the bouquet being tossed to the girl with the prettiest tooth.
Since The End of the World falls upon us so often, we must be imaginative in thinking up fresh new themes for the complete destruction of everyone and everything we have every loved:
Hippie End of the World – for this End of the World everyone dresses up in bell-bottoms, tie-dyed tees, and head bands while groovin’ to Peter, Paul, and Mary. If the wait for Captain Kirk to karate-chop The Continuum is futile and the planet succumbs to a Wagnerian demise, all the old hippies will be so toked out they won’t notice.
Aggie End of the World – On the Eve of Doom all true Aggies will dress in maroon and take turns making up brand-new-really-old Aggie traditions. They will name global destruction The Twelfth Man of the Reveillecalypse and build a bonfire.
Swampy End of the World – my distant cousins (and may they remain distant) will beat an alligator to death with a J. C. Higgins shotgun (because Cousin Cletus forgot the shells), skin it, gut it, and hang it out in pieces to dry in the coming Fires of the End of Time. “Yum, yum!” exclaims Cousin Clyde-een, “Tastes just like human!”
Westboro Not-Really-Baptist – At midnight the entire congregation will be commanded to climb up on the roof in unison to blame cosmic collapse on gay people. Substitute “USA” for “gay people” and you have the European response.
Newfoundland – Everyone along George Street in St. John’s will gather in the dozens of faux-Irish pubs, drink beer, and chant “I’s d’ b’ys” over and over until the Meteors of Vengeance begin falling, at which point Sean and Rory will end their vigil and bid farewell to life with the Newfoundland version of the Nunc Dimittis, “Eh.”
But wait…I think I hear a great roaring sound from the stratosphere. This could be it, everyone, so get your tinfoil helmets on and tune your Buck Rogers superheterodyne secret space receivers to the Glen Beck signal.
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Monday, August 4, 2014
Some Other Planet
Lawrence Hall
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Some Other Planet
A youth in his curiosity wants
To fling himself in a swift silver ship
To wander strange worlds in the far away
Where he may marvel at the wild unknown
An old man wakes from his Van Winkle nap
Which he didn’t even know he had taken
To discover at last this strange old fact:
He has always lived in the wild unknown
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Some Other Planet
A youth in his curiosity wants
To fling himself in a swift silver ship
To wander strange worlds in the far away
Where he may marvel at the wild unknown
An old man wakes from his Van Winkle nap
Which he didn’t even know he had taken
To discover at last this strange old fact:
He has always lived in the wild unknown
Mad Dogs and Whippoorwills
Lawrence Hall
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Mad Dogs and Whippoorwills
In the gasping, colorless noon
A whippoorwill, with a poor will,
Opens his heat-exhausted bill
To sing. What is he, then – a loon?
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Mad Dogs and Whippoorwills
In the gasping, colorless noon
A whippoorwill, with a poor will,
Opens his heat-exhausted bill
To sing. What is he, then – a loon?
The Importunate Deceits of August
Lawrence Hall
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The Importunate Deceits of August
Grim August is the month of unbelief
When all the happy optimisms of May
Are but thin vapors writhing up as dust
And swirling formlessly into the sun
Thoughts flail about like headache-haunted dreams
Then fall apart in shifting fragment-light
To form again beyond reality
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The Importunate Deceits of August
Grim August is the month of unbelief
When all the happy optimisms of May
Are but thin vapors writhing up as dust
And swirling formlessly into the sun
Thoughts flail about like headache-haunted dreams
Then fall apart in shifting fragment-light
To form again beyond reality
Deep Dusk
Lawrence Hall
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Deep Dusk
The crescent moon presides in dignity
Over the twilight lawn, attended by
Tonight’s appointed wishing star who thus
Is deputed to catalogue the hopes
Of all who might petition for a gift.
Young lovers must enjoy priority
In hopeful messages from happy stars
In these few minutes safe from old folks’ eyes
When a hesitant hand might coyly seek
Another hand, waiting in shyness there
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Deep Dusk
The crescent moon presides in dignity
Over the twilight lawn, attended by
Tonight’s appointed wishing star who thus
Is deputed to catalogue the hopes
Of all who might petition for a gift.
Young lovers must enjoy priority
In hopeful messages from happy stars
In these few minutes safe from old folks’ eyes
When a hesitant hand might coyly seek
Another hand, waiting in shyness there
Saint Augustine of Africa
Lawrence Hall
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Saint Augustine of Africa
Between the desert and the sea
Along an ancient Roman way
A man writes for eternity
Living words against a dying day
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Saint Augustine of Africa
Between the desert and the sea
Along an ancient Roman way
A man writes for eternity
Living words against a dying day
North of the Interstate
Lawrence Hall
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North of the Interstate
First Nations lived here when the world was young,
And something of them still remains as shards,
Slight shards, of works and walks and DNA,
Slim arrow points from hunts in the long ago,
Strange ways in those who know more than they say,
And spirits of the wind and water and air
Like fireflies flit among the ancient oaks
Through an August evening’s deepening dusk.
Their cities and their graves are little marked,
Forgotten mostly, shadows in the forests, but here,
Beneath mysterious sighings in the pine tops.
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North of the Interstate
First Nations lived here when the world was young,
And something of them still remains as shards,
Slight shards, of works and walks and DNA,
Slim arrow points from hunts in the long ago,
Strange ways in those who know more than they say,
And spirits of the wind and water and air
Like fireflies flit among the ancient oaks
Through an August evening’s deepening dusk.
Their cities and their graves are little marked,
Forgotten mostly, shadows in the forests, but here,
Beneath mysterious sighings in the pine tops.
Monday, July 28, 2014
Hummingbirds at Breakfast and War
Lawrence Hall
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Hummingbirds at Breakfast and War
At breakfast hummingbirds are very rude
They bully each other out of the way
As if there won’t be enough hummer food
For the most important meal of the day
They’re sweet little birds, their defenders say,
But even at meals they’re an avian disgrace
They will not pause their beak-to-beak melee’
Since each one thinks it’s born a combat ace
So give those tiny tough guys lots of space
For they are ever a quarrelsome brood
And drink your coffee in some other place:
At breakfast hummingbirds are very rude
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Hummingbirds at Breakfast and War
At breakfast hummingbirds are very rude
They bully each other out of the way
As if there won’t be enough hummer food
For the most important meal of the day
They’re sweet little birds, their defenders say,
But even at meals they’re an avian disgrace
They will not pause their beak-to-beak melee’
Since each one thinks it’s born a combat ace
So give those tiny tough guys lots of space
For they are ever a quarrelsome brood
And drink your coffee in some other place:
At breakfast hummingbirds are very rude
July is Not a Thinking Month
Lawrence Hall
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July is Not a Thinking Month
July is not a thinking month
The heat and the humidity
Fatigue the world into stillness
And the mind into apathy
A sort of headache of the soul
Cicadas in the midday sun
Mosquitoes in the midnight moon
Reduce even idle dreams to dust;
To read, to think: impossible
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July is Not a Thinking Month
July is not a thinking month
The heat and the humidity
Fatigue the world into stillness
And the mind into apathy
A sort of headache of the soul
Cicadas in the midday sun
Mosquitoes in the midnight moon
Reduce even idle dreams to dust;
To read, to think: impossible
Dragonfly on Patrol
Lawrence Hall
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Dragonfly on Patrol
While droning through the midday heat
On wings which wildly, swiftly beat
A dragonfly on lawn patrol
Then executes a perfect roll
And makes a challenge face to face:
Who violated his air space?
Signals are given and received
The password’s good; no one’s deceived;
He lifts again with an expert jerk;
An old man, too, returns to work.
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Dragonfly on Patrol
While droning through the midday heat
On wings which wildly, swiftly beat
A dragonfly on lawn patrol
Then executes a perfect roll
And makes a challenge face to face:
Who violated his air space?
Signals are given and received
The password’s good; no one’s deceived;
He lifts again with an expert jerk;
An old man, too, returns to work.
La Conquistadora
Lawrence Hall
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La Conquistadora
In the long ago La Conquistadora
Conquered us, without conquering at all;
She sits in state among the roses of spring,
Our Gentle Lady liege, Queen of our hearts.
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La Conquistadora
In the long ago La Conquistadora
Conquered us, without conquering at all;
She sits in state among the roses of spring,
Our Gentle Lady liege, Queen of our hearts.
Llano Estacado
Lawrence Hall
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Llano Estacado
Escarpments and grasses forever and ever
Alive beneath the grey forever-sky,
Creation tumbling ancient elements
Into horizons upon more horizons,
Deep silences, from when there were no worlds,
Seldom interrupted, even by the nations.
The dawn wind sings a circle of low stones
A palace long before Coyote came,
The evening wind sighs through a picture rock
A language that was old when the moon was new.
A little crucifix bought in a shop
Near a wharf in Spain, and blessed by a priest
In haste for breakfast after early Mass
Lies near a fragment of a horseman’s boot
Above an arrowhead knapped from traded flint
Below a broken blade from a pocket knife
And a doll’s head torn by a very bad boy
Along a railway that follows buffalo
Not far from the historical marker
Where a pizza box leans against a fence.
But here on the Llano Estacado
Escarpments and grasses forever and ever
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Llano Estacado
Escarpments and grasses forever and ever
Alive beneath the grey forever-sky,
Creation tumbling ancient elements
Into horizons upon more horizons,
Deep silences, from when there were no worlds,
Seldom interrupted, even by the nations.
The dawn wind sings a circle of low stones
A palace long before Coyote came,
The evening wind sighs through a picture rock
A language that was old when the moon was new.
A little crucifix bought in a shop
Near a wharf in Spain, and blessed by a priest
In haste for breakfast after early Mass
Lies near a fragment of a horseman’s boot
Above an arrowhead knapped from traded flint
Below a broken blade from a pocket knife
And a doll’s head torn by a very bad boy
Along a railway that follows buffalo
Not far from the historical marker
Where a pizza box leans against a fence.
But here on the Llano Estacado
Escarpments and grasses forever and ever
A Full Moon over New Mexico
Mack Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
A Full Moon over New Mexico
Part of the fascination with the San Antonio chain of missions (Nuestra Senora de la Purisma Concepcion de Acuna, San Jose y San Miguel de Aguayo, San Juan Capistrano, San Francisco de la Espada, and the very little that remains of San Antonio de Valero) is that they are old. Very few buildings or utilities in Texas are old or ever will be – our interstate highways are under constant repair, and the cinder-block and plywood construction now popular for public and private buildings is only slightly more durable than canvas. Texas is a land of campers who after seven changes of national governments (the United States twice) within only two centuries still marvel at anything that suggests permanence.
New Mexico features many more structures (I didn’t count ‘em) from the three-hundred-year Spanish era, but New Mexicans shouldn’t be smug about them since Texas was all the land east of the Rio Grande, all the way into Colorado. Some say that most of New Mexico and Colorado are still part of Texas. Most of New Mexico and Colorado say not. And that’s okay; Canada still can’t sort out the border between Quebec and Labrador.
An interesting feature of a city in New Mexico, a city which is Spanish in origin, is the plaza, an open area bounded by the parish church, shops, private houses, and whatever it is that Spain calls government house. This openness is important – you can see from one side of the plaza to the other. The space is open for social events, informal gatherings, elections, horse-trading, community meetings, liturgical processions, and mustering the local militia.
In the English part of the Americas there is the courthouse square, but the space is not open because the courthouse is in the middle of it, and you cannot see across. It is as if a courthouse square is not a place for people to meet as part of the social and political life of a city, but rather a place to be ruled from.
History, as Hilaire Belloc writes, is predicated on geography, and that would include architectural geography. On the east side of the Neches, an English town (let us call it Percivalville) places its church, businesses, and houses outside the square, and plops the courthouse in the middle. Across the river, a Spanish town (let us call it San Whatever) also features a church, government house, private houses, and businesses, but none of them is planted in the center of the plaza.
Why?
The plaza in Taos is still pretty much hometown, with a mix of dime stores, fine art galleries, junk art galleries, an elegant hotel, and a good chance of a parking spot except on weekends. There are a few shade trees and a bandstand, benches, a beautiful war memorial, and an big, ugly statue of a stunningly evil man, and why that is there eludes me. Often there are street vendors and bands, and the plaza is great fun.
The plaza in Santa Fe has been to finishing school and gives itself airs. The art galleries are Art-With-a-Capital-A, and the area is a little over-produced, close to Disney-fication. If Taos is where poor old hippies go to desiccate, Santa Fe is where rich old hippies go to desiccate. There is even a Santa Fe old-lady look, grey hair done up in a bun beneath Sergeant Garcia’s (cf Disney’s Zorro) flat-brimmed sombrero.
One of the really good things about Santa Fe’s Plaza is the art, especially the First Nations folks who sell jewelry, pottery, and fabrics from the porch of the Governor’s Palace. I don’t know if there is a city ordinance or if old Anglo dudes trying to peddle their derivative bling of suspect origins would be subject to some very old-fashioned rough justice, but you can’t go wrong in buying at the Governor’s Palace.
The new (1870) cathedral is up the street a block past many nice shops and neat little cafes, and the elegant French architecture and the newer but equally restrained Spanish reredos and Stations of the Cross work well together. The integrity of the small area before the beautiful bronze doors has recently been compromised by a lumpish statue of Saint Kateri Tekakwitha, who deserves much better. The artist has portrayed (undoubtedly “from the heart”) The Lily of the Mohawks as a Sumo wrestler daubed with automobile paint in primary colors. You might expect this sort of amateur mashup in Taos, but not in Santa Fe.
But simply being in the center of at least 600 years of history is its own joy, and there is much genuine art in the area, including an excellent bronze of Saint Francis with a wolf. Not a bunny, but a wolf. Now that’s the stuff, artistically and theologically!
Another difference between the plaza in Taos and the plaza in Santa Fe is the nature of parking a car. When a driver parks near the plaza in Santa Fe, everyone exits the car, opens a door or the boot, and bends over, as if they were having a prayer meeting with heads inside the car while presenting a display of full moons to the street and sidewalk. Upon returning to the car, the driver and passengers repeat this curious liturgy.
Perhaps they are Moonies.
But one should not make fun; this may be a quaint local custom. In 1941 Ansel Adams took a famous photograph of a full moon over Hernandez, and so perhaps people in Santa Fe try in some way to replicate this artistic experience through creative parking.
New Mexico is an ancient land of rare beauty, more cultural diversity than the United Nations, and a deep history of the comings and goings of peoples and their works and arts from perhaps the beginning of humankind. To visit New Mexico is not only a joy, it is an honor.
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A Full Moon over New Mexico
Part of the fascination with the San Antonio chain of missions (Nuestra Senora de la Purisma Concepcion de Acuna, San Jose y San Miguel de Aguayo, San Juan Capistrano, San Francisco de la Espada, and the very little that remains of San Antonio de Valero) is that they are old. Very few buildings or utilities in Texas are old or ever will be – our interstate highways are under constant repair, and the cinder-block and plywood construction now popular for public and private buildings is only slightly more durable than canvas. Texas is a land of campers who after seven changes of national governments (the United States twice) within only two centuries still marvel at anything that suggests permanence.
New Mexico features many more structures (I didn’t count ‘em) from the three-hundred-year Spanish era, but New Mexicans shouldn’t be smug about them since Texas was all the land east of the Rio Grande, all the way into Colorado. Some say that most of New Mexico and Colorado are still part of Texas. Most of New Mexico and Colorado say not. And that’s okay; Canada still can’t sort out the border between Quebec and Labrador.
An interesting feature of a city in New Mexico, a city which is Spanish in origin, is the plaza, an open area bounded by the parish church, shops, private houses, and whatever it is that Spain calls government house. This openness is important – you can see from one side of the plaza to the other. The space is open for social events, informal gatherings, elections, horse-trading, community meetings, liturgical processions, and mustering the local militia.
In the English part of the Americas there is the courthouse square, but the space is not open because the courthouse is in the middle of it, and you cannot see across. It is as if a courthouse square is not a place for people to meet as part of the social and political life of a city, but rather a place to be ruled from.
History, as Hilaire Belloc writes, is predicated on geography, and that would include architectural geography. On the east side of the Neches, an English town (let us call it Percivalville) places its church, businesses, and houses outside the square, and plops the courthouse in the middle. Across the river, a Spanish town (let us call it San Whatever) also features a church, government house, private houses, and businesses, but none of them is planted in the center of the plaza.
Why?
The plaza in Taos is still pretty much hometown, with a mix of dime stores, fine art galleries, junk art galleries, an elegant hotel, and a good chance of a parking spot except on weekends. There are a few shade trees and a bandstand, benches, a beautiful war memorial, and an big, ugly statue of a stunningly evil man, and why that is there eludes me. Often there are street vendors and bands, and the plaza is great fun.
The plaza in Santa Fe has been to finishing school and gives itself airs. The art galleries are Art-With-a-Capital-A, and the area is a little over-produced, close to Disney-fication. If Taos is where poor old hippies go to desiccate, Santa Fe is where rich old hippies go to desiccate. There is even a Santa Fe old-lady look, grey hair done up in a bun beneath Sergeant Garcia’s (cf Disney’s Zorro) flat-brimmed sombrero.
One of the really good things about Santa Fe’s Plaza is the art, especially the First Nations folks who sell jewelry, pottery, and fabrics from the porch of the Governor’s Palace. I don’t know if there is a city ordinance or if old Anglo dudes trying to peddle their derivative bling of suspect origins would be subject to some very old-fashioned rough justice, but you can’t go wrong in buying at the Governor’s Palace.
The new (1870) cathedral is up the street a block past many nice shops and neat little cafes, and the elegant French architecture and the newer but equally restrained Spanish reredos and Stations of the Cross work well together. The integrity of the small area before the beautiful bronze doors has recently been compromised by a lumpish statue of Saint Kateri Tekakwitha, who deserves much better. The artist has portrayed (undoubtedly “from the heart”) The Lily of the Mohawks as a Sumo wrestler daubed with automobile paint in primary colors. You might expect this sort of amateur mashup in Taos, but not in Santa Fe.
But simply being in the center of at least 600 years of history is its own joy, and there is much genuine art in the area, including an excellent bronze of Saint Francis with a wolf. Not a bunny, but a wolf. Now that’s the stuff, artistically and theologically!
Another difference between the plaza in Taos and the plaza in Santa Fe is the nature of parking a car. When a driver parks near the plaza in Santa Fe, everyone exits the car, opens a door or the boot, and bends over, as if they were having a prayer meeting with heads inside the car while presenting a display of full moons to the street and sidewalk. Upon returning to the car, the driver and passengers repeat this curious liturgy.
Perhaps they are Moonies.
But one should not make fun; this may be a quaint local custom. In 1941 Ansel Adams took a famous photograph of a full moon over Hernandez, and so perhaps people in Santa Fe try in some way to replicate this artistic experience through creative parking.
New Mexico is an ancient land of rare beauty, more cultural diversity than the United Nations, and a deep history of the comings and goings of peoples and their works and arts from perhaps the beginning of humankind. To visit New Mexico is not only a joy, it is an honor.
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The Lonesome Dove Cooking Show
Mack Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
Cooking with Gus and the Captain
Popular novels and Orwellian telescreen programs such as Downton Abbey and even The Hobbit have inspired recipe collections. Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove has not yet led someone to write a goin’-to-Montana cookbook despite the popularity of the novel, the series, and then the spinoffs, including Return to Lonesome Dove, Andy Hardy Finds Love in Lonesome Dove, and Attack of the Zombies from Lonesome Dove.
And the reason is obvious: even the most indiscriminant gourmand might have trouble coughing up (as it were) a recipe for grasshopper or dog.
Much of the diet mentioned in Lonesome Dove sounds pretty good, especially Gus’ famous Dutch oven biscuits.
The book is strangely silent on why there is no Belgian oven, though.
Other comestibles enjoyed by Gus, the Captain, Indians, cowpokes, gamblers, Mexicans, Texicans, fur traders, mountain men, boatmen, bartenders, and, oh, entertainers include numerous dishes made from:
Beef
Pork
Buffalo
Chicken
Prairie chicken
Beans
Corn
Cornbread
Potatoes
Eggs
Onions
Plums
Catfish
Antelope
Molasses
Peppers
The favorite beverages, in order, appear to be:
Coffee
Whiskey
Beer
Water
Buttermilk
Pretty good eats, huh?
But when the individuals lost on the Great Plains on the trail from Texas to Montana are doing without, they dine on:
Badger
Crickets
Grasshoppers
Goat
Dog
Frogs
Possum
Rattlesnake
Horse
Mule
Squirrel
Crane
Pardon me, waiter, but could we please see the children’s menu?
With Blue Duck and his pals, the concept of children’s menu might mean something entirely different.
As Bull (Arthur Hunnicutt) says to Cole Thornton (John Wayne) in El Dorado, “This place’ll never be Delmonico’s.” Nope, not with grasshoppers and dog on the bill of fare.
No mention of eating a dove, though, either a gregarious dove or a lonesome dove.
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Cooking with Gus and the Captain
Popular novels and Orwellian telescreen programs such as Downton Abbey and even The Hobbit have inspired recipe collections. Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove has not yet led someone to write a goin’-to-Montana cookbook despite the popularity of the novel, the series, and then the spinoffs, including Return to Lonesome Dove, Andy Hardy Finds Love in Lonesome Dove, and Attack of the Zombies from Lonesome Dove.
And the reason is obvious: even the most indiscriminant gourmand might have trouble coughing up (as it were) a recipe for grasshopper or dog.
Much of the diet mentioned in Lonesome Dove sounds pretty good, especially Gus’ famous Dutch oven biscuits.
The book is strangely silent on why there is no Belgian oven, though.
Other comestibles enjoyed by Gus, the Captain, Indians, cowpokes, gamblers, Mexicans, Texicans, fur traders, mountain men, boatmen, bartenders, and, oh, entertainers include numerous dishes made from:
Beef
Pork
Buffalo
Chicken
Prairie chicken
Beans
Corn
Cornbread
Potatoes
Eggs
Onions
Plums
Catfish
Antelope
Molasses
Peppers
The favorite beverages, in order, appear to be:
Coffee
Whiskey
Beer
Water
Buttermilk
Pretty good eats, huh?
But when the individuals lost on the Great Plains on the trail from Texas to Montana are doing without, they dine on:
Badger
Crickets
Grasshoppers
Goat
Dog
Frogs
Possum
Rattlesnake
Horse
Mule
Squirrel
Crane
Pardon me, waiter, but could we please see the children’s menu?
With Blue Duck and his pals, the concept of children’s menu might mean something entirely different.
As Bull (Arthur Hunnicutt) says to Cole Thornton (John Wayne) in El Dorado, “This place’ll never be Delmonico’s.” Nope, not with grasshoppers and dog on the bill of fare.
No mention of eating a dove, though, either a gregarious dove or a lonesome dove.
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Thursday, July 10, 2014
Votive Candles
Lawrence
Hall
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Votive Candles
For Abbie and
‘Zander
They
haven’t been penny candles for ever so long
Because
there aren’t any pennies anymore
Everyone
simply calls them votives now
Those
old-church, wax-stained banks of little flames
In
silence flickering in the shadows grey
There
launching, limning prayers into the world
Small
acts of firm defiance against the night -
And
you are votives too, small gifts of light
Incarnate
prayers aglow within the hearts
Of
those forever blessed in knowing you.
Stopping by Commas on a Snowy Evening
Mack Hall, HSG
6 July 2014
Stopping by Commas
on a Snowy Evening
An acquaintance, disagreeing with some fashionable and
muddy deconstruction in a newspaper article, defended the obvious in Robert
Frost’s “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening.”
She was exactly right to do so.
Mr. Frost wrote this perfect little poem in 1922, and for
the rest of his long life people told him what he really meant by it. His insistence that the poem was about stopping
by woods on a snowy evening and nothing more was taken as a wink-wink,
nudge-nudge prevarication, as if it were unthinkable that anyone should ever
speak plainly about anything.
One very common – and very wrong - interpretation is that
the poem is about suicide. This
allegation is based on a line in the last stanza: “The woods are lovely, dark
and deep.” The woods are said to be
symbolic of death, and the last line (“But I have promises to keep…”) are the
speaker’s repudiation of the temptation to suicide.
This spurious argument is built on the flimsiest of
foundations, a comma that doesn’t even exist.
The claim is that because there is no Oxford comma – the comma preceding
“and” – in “The woods are lovely, dark and deep,” then it follows that the
woods are lovely because they are
dark and deep, reflecting a desire for death.
Blaming something on a comma that isn’t there is too, too
thin, but it sells articles to journals and newspapers, rather like the
recycled twaddle that Shakespeare wasn’t really Shakespeare.
Commas can indicate a separation of thoughts, a pause for
breath, or a pause in speaking. Fowler’s
Modern English Usage (Oxford, 1952)
gives four columns of small print to the comma, and after reading all that the
reader still isn’t sure what a comma is for.
But let us narrow our search to the topic at hand, a line
of Frost, and consider the comma as used in series. We say that the colors of our flag are red,
white, and blue. The commas separate
each item in order to give them equal weight:
Red.
White.
Blue.
However, Mr. Frost says that his friend’s woods are
“lovely, dark and deep,” a series of three items with only one comma. Thus the argument that these are not three
discrete (spelled “discrete,” meaning separate, not “discreet,” meaning subtle)
things, but rather one thing (“lovely”) as proven by “dark and deep.”
The problem is the absence of the Oxford comma (I don’t
know how a comma or a shoe can be Oxonian), which as a fashion comes and
goes. One generation holds as an article
of faith that the colors of our flag should be written as “red, white, and
blue,” and the next generation is ready to take to the barricades in defense of
“red, white and blue” sans Oxford comma.
Robert Frost wrote “The woods are lovely, dark and deep” with
only one comma because omitting the Oxford comma was the usual punctuation of
his time. There is no hidden meaning in
this.
The defense of this questionable usage is that when items
are listed in a series the reader already knows that there are items, that they
are different items, and that they are in a series.
This argument fails, in Mr. Frost’s time or in ours,
because if any comma is unnecessary in a series because of an omniscient
reader, then why should the series be cluttered with commas at all? Thus, according to the No Oxford Comma crowd,
if we make a list of children who are, for instance, taking a Sunday school
trip, we can safely and accurately list them as “Mandy Taylor Brooke Kelly John
Conrad McKenzie Sebastian Madison,” and so on.
The confusion is obvious: Are Mandy and Taylor two
different children, or is Mandy Taylor one child and Brooke Kelly another?
If we write of our flag that the colors are red, white
and blue, do we then say that there are only two categories, one of them red
and the other a portmanteau of white and blue?
The Oxford comma is useful for clarifying items in
series. Mr. Frost, however, did not
employ it. The lapse is hardly a fault,
but it does give the sort of people who are always telling others what they
really mean an excuse for deconstructing (that is, botching it) a given line
that, even with a comma missing, is perfectly clear.
“Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” is what its author
said it is, and it is a snowflake-brilliant poem of great artistry crafted in
iambic tetrameter, clear monosyllables, and a connect-everything rhyme scheme
of AABA-BBCB-CCDC-DDDD.
Read it, and
live.
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Sitting on the Porch with Zombies and Robert Duvall
Mack Hall, HSG
10 July 2014
Sitting on the
Porch with Zombies and Robert Duvall
Thoughts on a summer day, short thoughts, because
sometimes it’s just too hot to think much:
Taking a water pill with water – ironic, eh?
Every evening someone on the local television news says
“Next, the weather, but first...” This
means that the weather report comes after a series of commercials and some
fluffy bit of filler that is neither useful nor amusing. The weather is not next at all, so why does
someone say it is? If the speaker is
unreliable in that small matter, perhaps he is also unreliable in his news
reports.
And speaking of television weather reports – all of you
who remember “weather girls,” wave your Medicare cards (if your arthritis
permits).
Does Really Big Oil Company know who holds the franchises
on their gas stations in the American west?
When you walk into one there’s a Star Wars Creature Cantina©® moment and
a sudden silence as you find yourself being glared at suspiciously by some
fellows who appear to know where the bodies are buried. Even so, they seem merry and hospitable when
compared to an Air Canada cabin crew.
Benjamin Franklin is said to have said that beer is proof
that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I’d say iced tea. And dachshund
puppies.
Kirbyville’s Dick Martin, of happy memory, said that beer
should be poured back into the horse it came out of.
Why don’t state and federal governments hassle Big
Internet for their obscure, sticky contracts?
Perhaps it’s because government functionaries have unlimited ‘net access
on the job and sometimes as a take-home perk, paid for by the taxpayers, and so
don’t care. “Let the people eat data.”
“Epic fail” is by now an epic fail. So are “Keep Calm and______” and “Got ______?” Stop it.
Stop it now.
Yep, that manly man on the Orwellian telescreen is still
peddling gold while riding his horse and flying his airplane and hangin’ out in
his manly study. His argument is that you
should give him your worthless dollars in exchange for his valuable gold. But if his gold is so valuable and your
dollars so worthless, why does he propose an exchange?
“Actually” is actually the most overused adverb at
present, and, actually, one of the most pointless, actually. Actually, can anything be unactually said or unactually
experienced? We say “actually” so often
now that actually we risk becoming English, actually. Then we’d follow soccer / futbol. Shudder.
Actually.
Cats are useful because they keep mice and rats from
eating the environmentally-correct but tasty wiring in new cars. Beyond that, they are sort of like decorative
sofa pillows that bite.
Whatever happened to Technicolor©®? Modern movies are filmed in grim, dull halftones
that portray even a forest scene with all the joy of an abandoned Soviet cement
factory on an overcast day in February.
Real, silvery, old-film-school black-and-white is great, as is real
color, but this current fashion in dulled images will date as badly as
hand-held shots and quick-zooms from the 1960s.
Robert Duvall makes any movie a good movie, despite the
mischief of producers, directors, and writers.
He has made himself the best cowboy star of the last thirty years, and
while the future of any work of art is difficult to predict, I’ll bet a round
of drinks down at the Long Branch Saloon that his films, like those of John
Wayne, will be watched, studied, and enjoyed for generations to come. So there, computerized zombie planet of the hamsters
scum.
Okay, that’s enough thinking for one day. Time for sitting on the porch with a glass of tea.
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Sunday, June 29, 2014
"I am Haunted by Humans" - Yet Another Review of THE BOOK THIEF
Mack Hall, HSG
“I am Haunted by
Humans”
The Book Thief,
by Markus Zusak, is quite a good book, but reading it is not a road to Damascus
experience.
The clumsy attempts by the publisher to metastasize The Book Thief into a sort of eternally
profitable Harry Potter-ish cultus with
study guides, study groups, let’s-hug-each-other websites, and nihil obstats and imprimaturs by Very Famous People are more than a little
annoying. Such aggressive proselytizing will
alienate the thoughtful people who are presumably the intended audience.
The Book Thief
is good enough to deserve your thoughtful consideration, but it will not change
your life, drop your jaw, shake your earth, make you cry for a week, reverberate
your soul, crawl under your skin, steal your breath, blow your mind, bust your
block, pop your eye, stop your heart, fly off your shelf, knock off your socks,
jerk your tears, or shift your tectonic plates.
The book is good. There is
nothing wrong with good. Reviewers seem
no longer capable of approving of something or someone without drawing from a
catalogue of hyperventilating, hyperbolic cliches’.
Besides, you might not like The Book Thief. If you don’t
like the book, and say so, you are an interesting and brave person, since all
the reviews command you to like it, nay, love it, and sleep with it under your
pillow, and make it your life-coach.
And really, The
Book Thief shouldn’t work. The
spunky-girl-vs-the-Nazis has been done over and over, and rightly so, but
civilization also needs a book about the-spunky-girl-vs-the-Soviets or
the-spunky-girl-vs-the mullahs or the-spunky-girl-vs-MS13. A girl can walk alone down a street in Munich
wearing jeans and a tee while reading any book she wants, and no will much
notice. A girl who attempts any of those
things in Teheran or Bagdad – and maybe New York or Calcutta - will quickly be reduced
to a violated corpse in a ditch.
Mr. Zusak has accomplished something marvelous in
manipulating the convention of spunkiness – his protagonist, Liesel, is
sometimes neither spunky nor likeable, which makes her more interesting, and
the people in her life are similarly developed as flawed but well-meaning, as
are real humans. The fictional humans along
Liesel’s street are seldom true believers but rather confused and bullied
people who are surprised to have the government for which they voted.
Liesel’s existence pushes the plot, and so she is not a
detached observer, but Mr. Zusak develops Himmel Street, Liesel’s world, by
surrounding her with people who each could have been the center of the story:
Liesel’s foster parents Hans and Rosa, her friends Rudy and Max, teachers,
shopkeepers, the mayor’s mysterious wife, schoolmates, a Hitler Youth leader
who is a sort of satanic boy scout, and the requisite cloddish teacher. The shortages of everything, including books
but also clothing, safety, purpose, hope, and, especially, food, are made real
to the reader on almost every page.
The hinge of The
Book Thief is the community book burning.
This obscenity is also the setting for several encounters which awaken
Liesel and Rudy to the adult horrors of their milieu: ethnocentrism, regimentation,
conscription, betrayal of trust, a denial of any authority save that of the
state, and a denial of history and culture.
The books ordered burned are not technical manuals or
math books but rather those which encourage any thought for self or others:
religion, poetry, fiction, and philosophy.
A technical manual will teach a young person how to fabricate machine
parts for an armed pilotless aircraft as well as for a factory that makes
needful things; works of fiction, faith, poetry, or philosophy might lead the
young person to consider on what occasions one may or may not, before God and
secular law, contribute to the destruction of a fellow human being.
The very existence of books threatens tyrants, and his is
why Liesel steals books, to keep civilization alive within herself and for
others.
The narrative voice is Death, and one at first imagines
one of those tiresome, grainy Swedish films with Death as a boring man wearing
a dark suit. Mr. Zusak’s Death, a sort of
Shakespearean Chorus, is far more interesting as he comments help us understand
people and events in the story. But in
the end, not even Death understands humanity’s violence to itself. After carrying away a great many souls of individuals
we have come to know, Death’s final words, the final words of the book, are “I
am haunted by humans.”
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Animal Sanctuary
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
An island of peace in a suburban sea
Blessed by Saint Francis of the Garden Shop
This Eden where all creatures play free of care,
Well-tended, mown, and free of prickly weeds
Know that the yard around our little house
Is a happy haven, safe for them all
mhall46184@aol.com
Animal
Sanctuary
An
ordinary lawn, an old oak tree
Beneath
it at dusk baby bunnies hopAn island of peace in a suburban sea
Blessed by Saint Francis of the Garden Shop
Sweet
little birds pause at the feeder there
To
gossip loudly over their breakfast seedsThis Eden where all creatures play free of care,
Well-tended, mown, and free of prickly weeds
A
delicate deer has been known to browse
The
grass at dawn, and creatures great and smallKnow that the yard around our little house
Is a happy haven, safe for them all
But
today we saw, in this pretty world,
Buzzards
devouring the corpse of a squirrelSaturday, June 28, 2014
Cricket Choir Practice
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Cricket Choir Practice
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Ratchet…ratchet…ratchetttttttttttttttt…ratch.
Director: “Stop, stop, we’ve lost the pacing. Let’s take it again from, oh, ‘ratchet.’”
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