Monday, April 8, 2019

Kevin Costner's THE HIGHWAYMEN - a review

Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

Kevin Costner’s The Highwaymen

The Highwaymen, directed by John Lee Hancock, is a rare movie - it respects the audience.

The story is a quest, with a hero and his loyal follower journeying through the wilds in search of truth. In this story the protagonists are searching for evil to destroy it, and along the way discover truth within themselves.

The wilds are the open spaces of Texas and Oklahoma, and the sad squalor of poverty. John Ford could have filmed it with the same awe and beauty of depth of meaning as John Schwartzman and his crew, but surely no other living cinematographer can match Schwartzman’s art.

The accuracy of the film is a mystery; the shock of the situation obscured the memories of those involved, and their narratives sometimes disagreed, but the makers certainly got two historical matters right: Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker were pathological murderers, and the Rangers and other lawmen did the right thing in stopping them.

The film’s characterizations, as in all its other elements, are perfect. Kevin Costner as retired Ranger Frank Hamer is brilliant in his layers of intent, determination, introspection, and occasional but unspoken bewilderment.

Woody Harrelson is not as effective as Maney Gault, though good enough. Honestly, his Gault looks demented most of the time, as if he might want to devour a child, or just howl at a traffic light.

The relationship between Hamer and Gault is seldom harmonious except in action, when they coordinate perfectly through long association.

As Rangers Hamer and Gault remind us of the Byzantine Akritai, borderers loyal to the Empire but resistant to unrealistic controls attempted by the cynical emperor in far-off Constantinople. The borderers protect the people and the state, and the people and the state despise them. This was true in the 11th century, the 20th century, and now.

Kathy Bates as the odious, scheming, treacherous Governor “Ma” Ferguson, is perfect. She is the far-off emperor - in this instance, empress - who wants the state protected but does not like or trust the men who do so. As governor she is a sort of drawling Lady Macbeth - in one scene she viciously humiliates her staff and then instantly, as a door is opened for her, she grins and aw-shucks as she enters a room full of her supporters and money-men. One is reminded of the original Lady Macbeth’s dictum, “…Look like the innocent flower / But be the serpent under’t…” (Macbeth I.vi).

A conversation late in the film between Hamer and Barrow’s father is a gem of cinema thinkfulness - Mr. Barrow loves his son but is honest with himself in realizing that Clyde is no good and must be destroyed. This is Greek tragedy indeed.

Another good use of characterization, in this instance the lack of it, is that we are never close to Bonnie and Clyde. We see them only at distance, save for Bonnie murdering a downed man; we mostly only hear about them.  Like Grendel in Beowulf, who also is never seen, they are more frightening that way.  If we can see an evil, we can then figure out how to overcome it, but the unseen booger in the night is more frightening because we can’t see it and so don’t know have enough information to begin thinking logically about how to overcome it.

And the thoughtful viewer certainly appreciates the consideration of morals and ethics - the mandate about offering murderers and bandits a chance to surrender is clear, but so is the reality that murderers and bandits are not under any such mandate.  But then, if a citizen or police officer skates by a mandate, where does it end?  Who decides?  The film is philosophical in asking that question, developing it, and then not answering it.  The audience must consider how justice and ethics must be served. Part of the film’s excellence is that the characters do not preach at the audience, unlike so many films now that are little more than propaganda.

The ambush scene, filmed in Louisiana where the real one occurred, is tense and brilliant up to a point. The six lawmen who have come together to stop the murderers wait through the night and into the day, growing more stressed and impatient with each other as the hours pass.

The deaths of Barrow and Parker, replaying the absurdity of the worthless 1960s movie, come close to destroying the film. Dead people do not dance about in car seats because dead people don’t dance at all, and in this nonsense the horror of violent human death is reduced to unintentional comedy. This could have been avoided if, as with most of the movie, we are not shown Barrow and Parker, but only the lawmen, and then at a distance.

However, the denouement, the falling action, restores the integrity of the plot, with the Rangers and the local lawmen dealing silently with the emotional consequences of their necessary but violent resolution to the Barrow gang’s murders.

Further, the depiction of the citizens in the small town degenerating into a screaming mob grabbing at the corpses for ghastly souvenirs causes us to ask ourselves: are we worthy of the physical and psychological sacrifices law officers make in our defense, or are we ourselves as savage as the Barrow gang, shedding all decency so easily?

It must be said again: The Highwaymen, directed by John Lee Hancock, is a rare movie - it respects the audience.

A favorite quote, Maney Gault taking care of three Barrow toadies who have menaced him: “Clyde Barrow might be the king, but I’m a Texas Ranger, you little ****.”

Whoop!

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Repudiate Deindividuation for Bipeds - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Repudiate Deindividuation for Bipeds

One should never regret coming away
From any crowd, and certainly not now:
Their loving voices are raised in chants of hate
And their funny hats aren’t funny at all

Their ultimate freedom is the freedom to
Obey with love the loudest loving leader
Who twists their supplicant hands to fists of love
For beating harmony into us all

One will never regret coming away
From any crowd, and certainly not today

Sunday, April 7, 2019

A Sunday Afternoon Dreaming-Rain for You - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Sunday Afternoon Dreaming-Rain for You

When streaming rain obscures your window pane
You want to be alone, among your thoughts
And no one knows exactly why that’s so
But yes, you are at peace this afternoon

They say the falling barometric pressure
Makes you sleepy, but the rain knows better
The drowsing rain, it wants to sing to you
And tuck you softly into a dream of love

So close your eyes, and as the little book slips
Onto your lap, the rain sighs with your lips

Saturday, April 6, 2019

"Do Not Touch This Cloud-Dweller" - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

“Do Not Touch This Cloud-Dweller”

-attributed to Stalin
in a note forbidding the arrest of Boris Pasternak

Stalin and Caesar had no use for dreamers
Stern men of destiny prefer strong tools
To execute their leader’s will, and yet
They cry and beg when they are eventually shot

Cloud-dwellers camouflage themselves with words
And shift their sails but not their souls, and keep
Their little ships on course straight to the stars
Straight on until the dawn they help to light

Courage is in your dreams and words and works
May it please God that Stalin has no use

For you

Friday, April 5, 2019

I've Voof Woof to Thuf Dentigh, Muhkay? - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

I’ve Voof Woof to Thuf Dentith, Muhkay?

Ive been to the dentist

She gave ma a happy pill ME a happy pill, not Ma a happy pill

Tree frogs are my favotire amphibians there so cute ya wanna buy them an ice cream but there aint no bug ice scream

Yes I’m fine than k you

Gosh this is still fun

And they gave me a new toothbrush although I use the super-golly-gee-whiz-quadro-toothbrush-thing-that-lights-up-and-stuff

Yes the pill is wearing off sure wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why do they all put their hands in my mouth at the same time

Lets see thats four hands

And then they yell at me to relax

But yeah I got a pill qnd I am sooooooooooooooooooo relaxed
My teeth are fine

My teeth are green no wait my teeth or clean because if they were green they wouldn’t be clean

Dr. Joyce is the best

There’s still something to be said for tree frogs

Yes I can walk to the car whoops

Yes I can opine the passenger door

Yes I can belt my seat fashion

Or somethingthis has been fun

Thank you yes six monyhsts…

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Decolonize This Label! - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Decolonize This Label 
 
Upon Reading a Patronizing Review of Ferlinghetti’s Little Boy

The only problem with the Proletariat
Is obeying the pretentious asses that
Insist on calling us the Proletariat -

Resist their Insist!

For I will not be labeled by some artsy-crat

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

For the Sonic Waitress Who Wish Me a Blessed Day and Stole My Change - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

For the Sonic Waitress Who Wished Me a Blessed Day
and Stole My Change

I was just passing through
You didn’t know me; I didn’t know you
But I should have known you’d steal from me
When you told me to Have a Blessed Day

You never came back with the change
And that is sad. We have come to accept the lies
Of praychurs, presidents, and prime ministers
But one expects better of Sonic waitresses

And you told me to have a blessed day

So you’re 40 cents to the bad, that’s true
But I’ve got the dollar I was going to tip you

And, hey, y’all have a blessed day, y’hear?

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

"I Know Where the Door Is, You Little Police Academy Dropout!" - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Secretary-Receptionist Faces the Future -
“I Know Where the Door Is, You Little Police Academy Dropout!”

The name on the building changed again today
I must apply for my own job, they say
A smarmer wants more work for much less pay
It’s time to reconstruct my resume’

I once was great with videotape and film
And could type fifty-five words a minute
On an IBM Selectric; my skills are dim
The boy-boss taps on a plastic box - what’s in it?

For forty years I ruled the company’s ground floor -
Security, with a sneer, shows me the door

Monday, April 1, 2019

Whisper Your Area 51 - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Whisper Your Area 51

“Russian Aircraft Flies Over Area 51…”

-U.K. Daily Mail, 31 March 2019

Each of us is an Area 51
In hiding from a psychic bombing run
Behind the barbed-wire fences of our senses
Beneath the radar of our consequences

Our secrets are so secret that even we
Don’t know what they might be, could be, will be
Because the slide-rule calculating hearts
Can only slip between odd-numbered parts

Each of us is an Area 51
Playing hide-and-go-seek
                                                   but not for fun

Sunday, March 31, 2019

A Luddite and His Timex Watch - weekly column

Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

Watch Out!

Some millionaire on the a.m. radio was pitying himself the other day: his expensive, high-tech, high-tone Fruit™ watch (or was it a vegetable watch?) wasn’t acting right, wouldn’t hold a charge, and had to be re-programmed every day until tech support (or Tech Support) worked their magic on it.

Mr. Millionaire, meet the $10 Timex. Oops - it’s up to $24 now. My Timex, which “takes a licking and keeps on ticking,” as John Cameron Swayze used to say, cost only $10 at Giganto-Mart, but that was years ago.

A Timex needs no programming; all you do is re-set it twice a year for the semi-annual fall-fully-forward-spring-latch-back-attack thing.

The basic Timex watch is soooooooooooooo uncool. A Timex will not impress your date. A Timex will not impress your beagle. A Timex is redolent of the pool room, not the board room. A discriminating mugger will sneer at a Timex with the same contempt he once demonstrated for the Ford Fiesta. A Timex does not speak of elegance, guess your height and weight, tell you the future, measure the deterioration of your liver, or calculate the decay of the planet’s orbit around the sun. All a Timex does is show you the time with two little pointers, also known as hands, although they aren’t really hands. We just call them hands, you see.

Clever people, those Chinese, to have invented such a cheap and reliable way of telling time. Not that time will listen to what you tell it.

A Timex comes in a variety of colors and straps, and some variations are named Expedition™ and Iron Man™ and such, plain little ol’ watches that have watched too many Rambo movies and have costumed themselves in dime-store camouflage and outfitted themselves with itty-bitty Russian Kalashnikovs.

When the battery in a Timex wears out, you can usually replace it yourself. Just unscrew the back, drop the battery, note the number, and go to the drug store for a replacement. This is needful only every two or three years, sometimes longer.

A watch should not need programming. Nor should a radio or a teevee set or a telephone, but the STEMinstas will not have it that when you buy something it should simply work. Oh, no; now you must read books and access sites and give strangers your credit card numbers and a snapshot of your passport in order to validate and start up a gadget for which you have already paid.

I suppose next we’ll have to program our pocket knives and fountain pens. A carpenter roofing in the hot sun might have to knock off work for an hour to access a spiderwebsite and purchase a yearly update for his hammer. Screwdrivers might need occasional re-programming. And don’t get me started on the complications of electronic 2 x 4s.

Young people might find adapting to a wristwatch of any kind a challenge. Instead of automatically reaching into a pocket or purse for the MePhone to check the time they would have to learn how to swing an arm out and up to read the little dial. And, yes, they’d have to figure out what “hands” are and how to work out the time from the hands’ positions.

But then, wearing a watch at all, even a Timex, might enhance a young man or woman’s coolness factor: “Hey, Heather-Misty-Dakota-Shane, what’s that neat-looking thing on your wrist? I’ve got to get me one!”

Well, as they say in that old movie in which James Arness plays a giant, carnivorous carrot, “Watch the skies!”

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William Shakespeare Murdered Edward deVere in the Library with the Pipe Wrench - hardly a poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

William Shakespeare Murdered Edward deVere in
the Library with the Pipe Wrench

Of course one asks what was the library doing
With a pipe wrench.

-The End-

Saturday, March 30, 2019

I Lit a Candle for You at Mass, Only I Didn't - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

I Lit a Candle for You - Only I Didn’t


Before the Mass I went to light for you
A Penny Candle (it’s a Looney now)
And with it send a prayer up through the air
Throughout the liturgy, into the night

But, oh, how sad that it could not be so
For all the little paper matches were damp
And all I have to offer you today
Are heaps of cardboard strips in a little tray

But even so: within my heart, you know
There is for you forever a votive glow


(Looney - a Canadian dollar, but of course one needn’t put in a coin at all)

Friday, March 29, 2019

About Those University Admission Bribes... - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Temporary, Part-Time, Adjunct Faculty Instructor of No Significance Whatsoever at a Little Cinder-Block Community College Unknown to Anyone Beyond the Interstate Bypass Asks the Most Important Question About Admissions Bribery


Oh, please forgive this seeming diatribe
But I am one of the scrivening tribe
A poor Chaucerian scholar, a scribe

Who asks

Why doesn’t anyone offer me a bribe?

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Does This Lumberjack Shirt Make My Pajama Bottom Look Big? - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Does This Lumberjack Shirt Make My Pajama Bottom Look Big?

“Men Ditch Suits, and Retailers Struggle to Adapt”

-Wall Street Journal, 25 March 2019

We all must be good comrades now
We all must wear good comradewear
As if we worked with wrench and plough
Instead of cruising an office chair

We all must be good comrades, da!
And from one’s well-lit office space
Sneer at “the suits” - so long, Grandpa!
And so decolonise this place

We all must be good comrades now -
But have you ever milked a cow?

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

0400 at Denny's Along the Interstate - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

0400 at Denny’s Along the Interstate

A line cook at Denny’s (must have own pans)
Is an artist, accomplished in assemblage
Compositions of eggs (rather like Cezanne’s)
Toast, bacon, waffles for his decoupage

His gesso is the window layered in steam
Built of reflections and condensation
Hinting at the flowing Interstate stream
Beyond the No Smoking pumping station

The line cook has indeed his pans and plans -
Art, as the muse of cookery commands

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Morning Courage - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Morning Courage

Some have said that the bravest thing we do
Is to get up each morning and face the dawn
It may be so. The light is grey and cold
There seem to be no reasons to go on

And yet - the morning sun begins to kiss
The sensitive, delicate springtime leaves
Turning their own hopes to the morning sun
Stretching their chloroplasts awake to life

So even as sunlight embraces the tree
So maybe there will be kisses - we’ll see!

Monday, March 25, 2019

A Hasty Partisan Response to the Mueller Report - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Hasty Partisan Response to the Mueller Report

“And art made tongue-tied by authority”

-Sonnet 66, often quoted by Pasternak

The Russian reports on my desk include:

Selected Poems, Yevtushenko
The Possessed, Dostoyevsky
The Zhivago Affair, Finn and Couvee
The Complete Poems of Anna Ahkmatova
August 1914, Solzhenitsyn


And some of them unread, some of them read
And better read than red, so someone said
Some of them shelved (We and The House of the Dead)
But now I’m going to work the flower bed

And what century is it outside? 1


1 Pasternak

Sunday, March 24, 2019

A Sidewalk Artist Who Knows Who You Were - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Sidewalk Artist Who Knows Who You Were

“He is a dreamer; let us leave him – pass.” Julius Caesar I.ii.24

Strident philosophers at Hyde Park Corner
Poor buskers at Queen Victoria’s feet
Chalk artists remaking the pavement as Rome
A Seventh Sister with her folk guitar

These are not dreamers passive in their beds
Or supplicants awaiting permission:
They are the worker bees; they know of pain
And sweat, and sunstroke in the fields - and truth

When a sidewalk artist notes that the Ides
Have come, Caesar indeed should turn to hear

Saturday, March 23, 2019

A Moment of Byronic Arrogance - rhyming triplet

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

A Moment of Byronic Arrogance

Whether I am on the right side of history
Is a fantasy and an irrelevancy -
History had better be on the right side of me

Friday, March 22, 2019

Across the Cemetery Fence - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Across the Cemetery Fence

Hart-Bevil Cemetery, Tyler County, Texas


From service as Companions of the Conqueror
To the democracy of death and dust


This was family land in the long ago
Now alienated from the living
Accessible through permissions and locks
But we and the ghosts are okay with that

They say that only four of them were hanged
The dealer in false deeds died of old age
Some possibly were saints; hard to believe
For after all, we are de Beauville’s kin

From Normandy, and then green Chesterton
And then dispersed to the colonies
At the convenience of His Majesty
De Beauvilles and Bevilles and then Bevils

And some are buried on this lonely knoll
Dim mossy bones and stones among the pines
Across the fence a little heap of glass
Broken flower vases from the dime store


Now the democracy of dust and death
But once
                     Companions of the Conqueror