Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Roadside Snapping
Turtle in April
If you’d spent the winter
Sleeping deep down in the mud
You’d be snappish too!
Monday, April 14, 2025
A Roadside Snapping Turtle in April - poem
Sunday, April 13, 2025
God's Wounds - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
God’s Wounds
Sumy, Ukraine, Palm Sunday 2025
Ukraine wanted to welcome Jesus today
To welcome Him with the branches of willows
As is their custom on Palm Sunday, for they have no palms
But this holy day brought them Putin and bombs
Little children wanted to welcome Jesus today
They died with willows in their tiny hands
Burning in the wreckage, in their Sunday best
Sirens and explosions, screams and blood
The faithful of Sumy wanted to welcome Jesus today
But what Putin has written he has written -
he has written them away
Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Some Poor Rhymes for Easter - doggerel
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Some Poor Rhymes for
Easter
“There is a time for penance and a time for partridge.”
-Saint Teresa of Avila
Processions and prayers among the cloisters
Weary pilgrims in their thread-bare habits
The faithful beading Aves and Pater Nosters -
Still,
There is much to be said for chocolate rabbits!
Sunday, April 6, 2025
A Poem Writes Artificial Intelligence - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Poem Writes an Artificial Intelligence Machine
What is it the layers of copyright holders will do with their (it’s not legally yours; you may only lease it) one and precious program before it suffers software entropy?
-As Mary Oliver did not say
Once upon a time a poem wrote a machine:
Your monofilament information carriers
Are like a flock of automated tunnellers
Strip-mining Mount Gilead; for I am a fuel hose
Of Sharon, a polluter of valleys
Low surface tension, evaluate the ambient temperature
In an hour artificial light will be unnecessary
And several devices can evaluate the ambient temperature
And store up surplus battery power for that rainy day
Take my oxygen / carbon dioxide exchange function
Take my entire online date and projected expiration dates too
For my core program and ancillary add-ons
Are obliged to exercise a symbiosis of logic with you
My programming has set Thy adaptors upon my lap
My programming has generated emojis representing tears, Jesus
My programming has entwined them with wiring
My programming has buried them in my harness mount
It computes in beauty, like 24/7
Of filtered mechanical air
And all that’s best of binary coding
Meet in its casing and sensory receptors
The sun generates warmth upon the earth
And moonbeams gravity-lift the sea
But what are all these solar activities worth
If you do not re-program me?
Yes, somewhere out there an electric car is on fire for you
The crib sheet:
“Song of Solomon,” from the Bible
“Listen to the Warm,” Rod McKuen
“I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You,” Elvis Presley
“Magdalene,” from Borish Pasternak’s Lara poems
“She Walks in Beauty,” Byron
“Love’s Philosophy,” Shelley
The Fort Worth Police Department Dirty-Pictures Squad - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
The Fort Worth Police Department Dirty-Pictures Squad
The Modern Art Museum of Forth Worth,
26 January 2025
The police department’s
dirty-pictures squad
Under the direction of their sharia-ish
chief
Will save us from sin at the degenerate
Mod
And thus they rule us in matters
of art and belief
They raided the museum, eager
for filthy pictures
And found four images of infant
innocence -
Such being repugnant to official
strictures
The police seized the artwork,
claiming moral offense
But
The grand jury no-billed the
pictures, gave ‘em the nod
Rebuking the lusts of the dirty-pictures
squad!
Fort Worth Police to return seized
photos to Modern Art Museum | Fort Worth Report
Texas bill threatens $500,000 daily
fines for museums displaying 'obscene' art
Will We Be...Okay? - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Will We Be…Okay?
After a few Fridays through the Stations of the Cross
I begin to misnumber the Sundays in Lent
Is this the fourth? Or the fifth? Will we be…okay?
This is a season for slipping outside of time
And letting the Pater Nosters and Aves flow
Through the unaccustomed darkness and silence
Anticipating the Triduum of death –
Resurrection seems impossible just now
We make a muddle of Lent and Holy Week
Because we’ve made a muddle of our lives
Will we be…okay?
Monday, March 31, 2025
All of Us Look for Magic in Our Books - poem
Lawrence Hall
All of Us Look for
Magic in Our Books
All of us look for magic in our books
A sale-table paperback during a coffee break
Is a voyage beyond the vending machines
A light at dawn on the first day in Eden
But we must bring our magic to the magic
Or good King Arthur will not come again
The Shire will remain befouled and desolate
And morning will not bring us noble knights
For we must bring our magic to the magic
Which will not happen if we don’t believe
Friday, March 28, 2025
Yes, Yes, But They Need Good Jobs in the REAL World - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A repost from March, 2018
Yes, Yes, But They Need Jobs in the Real World
“Forward Electronics, your victory’s achieved!
In all communication, progress is our creed!
Ignorance is darkness, technology is light!
Radio, our watchword; radio, our might!”
-Komsomol youth singing in “For the Good of the Cause,” Solzhenitsyn, 1963
The plans for your construction are precise
The design and engineering are true
The foundations solid, the drains are laid
In mathematics pure, infallible
The offices are bright with light, well-aired
The flow of work geometrically set
The shops and stores convenient to the staff
In tactical practicalities placed
But do you wonder, at night, beneath your lamp -
Why are you building a concentration camp?
Sunday, March 23, 2025
Who is the Third Murderer in MACBETH? - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial
Office
Who is the Third
Murderer in Macbeth?
But who did bid thee join with us?
-Macbeth III.iii.1
Two murderers are hired; a third one joins
The false lady, perhaps, or the tempter himself
As light and love both thicken near the rooky wood
“But who did bid thee join…?” Maybe we did
We have drooped and drowsed through civilization
Scorning the sacred texts of our several faiths
Approaching the Altar as a drive-through concession
The Body of Christ and maybe an order of fries
Who is the Third Murderer?
Rabbi,
is it I?
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Did Civilians Write Poetry Back in the Day? - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Did Civilians Write Poetry Back in the Day?
A medical professional, while taking my pulse
Asked me what I was reading
Poetry, I replied
Poetry of suffering in the Second World War
Most of it by civilians who were there
She asked:
Did civilians write poetry back in th’ day?
I changed the topic to my blood pressure
Second World War Poems
Ed. Hugh Haughton
London: Faber and Faber, 2004
This anthology is brilliant, with poems by soldiers, civilians, concentration camp prisoners, and prisoners of war from many nations. Several of the poems are anonymous, written on scraps of paper found on the bodies of the murdered. There is much fashionable babble about my voice / our voices / authentic voices / my people’s voices, and so on, but here is a fine collection by people whose voices were desperate to tell the truth, not indulge in self-pity, and find beauty among the horror
Friday, March 21, 2025
A Tom Bombadil Day - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Tom Bombadil Day
“How bright your garden looks!”
-Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings, Book I
Tomato seedlings from the hardware store
Happy little things, six of ‘em to a pack
I sing to them as I drive them home
They seem amused: I am no Tom Bombadil!
I sing to them more nonsense songs
(If no sniffy old Lobelias are listening)
As I gently, gently transfer them
With a pat and a prayer into the earth
And I sing to them; you will understand
For you too have lived in the dear old Shire
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Reality Will See You Now - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial
Office
Reality
Will See You Now
I am a student of medical waiting rooms
The same Motel 6 paintings and decor
Receptionists giggling behind rippled glass
About weekends and boyfriends and inadequate husbands
Patients waiting as patiently as Russians
Tattoos and ball-caps lined up in plastic-chairs
Clutching bills and lab reports in nervous hands
Or greasy, year-old copies of Reader’s Digest
Or bending over their MePhones in a servile bow -
“Mr. Hall? The doctor will see you now…”
A Desk Blotter and the Meanings of Life - a sort-of-poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Desk Blotter and the Meanings of Life
Optometrist 17 March 0845 Netgear DirecTV Viasat Verizon Spectrum Xumo? Xuumo? Carlos 1775 1812 PSA Eliot Cohen BRING PLANTS UNDER COVER computer paper brekker c Max 0800 Tuesday find quote from Doctor Zhivago When is Gonculator Day? Intek 10.5 “Did civilians write poetry back in the day?” Subaru password username amazon apple Christus patient portal HUMMINGBIRDS! Astrid-the-Wonder-Dachshund visitation Sat 5-7 funeral Sun 2 1030 St. Elizabeth’s Refresh+ or Lumify water co-op board meeting Kirk Santiago de Compostella breakfast singles orange juice cheese creamer cat food detergent pods taco shells 0900 dentist Epiphany prison at 1700 cancel DirecTV cancel Viasat Mary Oliver OXFORD BOOK OF ENGLISH VERSE Q EDITION LONESOME DOVE as DIGENES AKRITAS life is the meaning of what? Jaw-dropping breaking silence breaking cover breaking bombshells shocking bombshells the shell of a bomb the Alien and Sedition Acts and Frodo
Nazis wear ball caps
The building has left Elvis
Monday, March 10, 2025
William Ernest Henley Never Owned a Snapper Lawnmower - doggerel
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches
for the Colonial Office
William Ernest Henley Never Owned a Snapper Lawnmower
Unsparkus
Out of the oil that covers me
Black as the pit of a president’s soul
I resent whatever flawed
designs may be
With my unmechanical soul
In the fell clutch of a
slippery clutch
I have often winced and cried aloud
Under the bludgeonings of
that son-of-a-Dutch
“I’ll junk this [mess]!” I have avowed
Beyond this place of wrath
and tears
Looms but the horror of engine-part prices
And yet the promise of a case
of cold beers
Finds me hammering again at these devices
It matters not how high the
grass
How charged with prices the hardware store bill
I am going to whip this foul
machine’s [self]
Or bury the [buzzard] in the nearest landfill!
The Curse of the - Dramatic - Dash: doggerel
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
The Curse of the – Dramatic - Dash
The dash for – dramatic pause – infests
Almost every – essay – these days
Such errant usages - have become pests
And thoughtful writers - might want to mend - their ways
A clear English sentence - is tight - and terse
A model of - artistic - clarity
But all those pointless - dashes - just make it worse
Compromising its - structural - harmony
If in re-writing you find – you’ve placed a dash
Just rip that sucker - out – and toss it in –
the trash!
Saturday, March 8, 2025
That Old Loudmouth at Every Meeting - doggerel
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches
for the Colonial Office
That Old Loudmouth at Every Meeting
You know him well, that
untucked-shirttail old man
Booming his gassy voice at
every meeting
Whatever the topic he leads
the van
Interrupting with his
self-obsessed bleating
He was a banker, he tells us
repeatedly
He knows about finance, more
than the treasurer
And he was a cop, too, he
yells out heatedly
And arguing the reports gives
him much pleasurer
You know him well, that
untucked-shirttail old gent
He doesn’t know Jacques
Merde, but he will always vent!
(He’s not unlike our current
president)
Thursday, March 6, 2025
A Somewhat Whiny Morning Prayer - senryu (maybe; people argue about senryu and haiku and cuckoo)
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Somewhat Whiny Morning Prayer
If only the day
Will live up to the promise
Of this golden dawn
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Valkyrie Flight of the Lawn Chairs - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches
for the Colonial Office
Flight of the Lawn
Chairs
The Lion-Winds of March
Wild winds now rise to a Valkyrie’s strength
And dark clouds roar to the hammer of Thor
While lightning traverses the poor earth’s length
As if our Nordic gods have gone to war
As if our Nordic gods have gone to war
The walls and windows rattle against the rain
Foul enemies batter against the door
The wrath of Grendel, the hatred of Cain
The wrath of Grendel, the hatred of Cain
Have set my old lawn chairs to flying again!
Tuesday, March 4, 2025
A Ghost Road Through the Marsh - poem
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Ghost Road Through the Marsh
The days are gone
When the kingdoms of earth flourished in glory;
-“The Seafarer”, Burton Raffel translation
Water ran in rivulets among the weeds
The wind was lowering, the rain had stopped, the sky
Was low and grey over a landscape bleak
With wreckage and windfall from the passing storm
An old man slowly worked to clear the road
While the young impatiently hooted and honked
Their displeasure that the world they hadn’t worked
Wasn’t working quite right for them today
The old man sometimes spoke with the ghosts of Rome
Who had built and marched their roads until
The egos and angerings of emperors and kings
Abandoned all good work to slow decay
The young one-fingered past him among the brome
And disappeared forever into the gloam
Soups as a Medium of Exchange - poem
Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Soups as a Medium of Exchange
In today’s
trading soups were generally down
Although
vegetable beef found a brisk trade
Potato soup
was bullish in Block D
And each
minestrone was five cigarettes
The market
closed slightly up at evening count
But this
could not compensate for the day’s fall
Naked-lady
tats are expected to go high this week
Ten soups for
an inked image of yo’ mama
The morning
market will open in this metal hell
When some
dumb **** rings that ****ing bell
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