Mack
Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
That Keep Calm
and Carry On Thing
In
1939 the English Ministry for Printing Posters (or something) set up the typeface
and inks for posters that would read KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON to be distributed if
the Nazis invaded.
In
such a contingency, keeping calm would be a challenge indeed: “Okay, lads, the
Germans are crawling up the beaches now.
We’re all out of rifles, but here are some really inspirational posters…”
Some
of the sample posters were rediscovered several years ago, and ever since then
the Chinese have kept themselves profitably excited by printing the KEEP CALM
AND CARRY ON meme on posters, coffee cups, bath towels, and anything else that
will hold ink.
This
of course led to the inevitable spoofs, and here are y’r ‘umble scrivener’s
modest contributions:
Buzzards:
Keep Calm and Carrion.
Beachcombers:
Keep Clams and Carry ‘Em
Airlines:
Keep Calm but not the Carry-ons
Assad
of Syria: Keep Killing and Carnage On
Mardi
Gras: Keep Cool and Carouse On
Fast-Food
Joints: Keep Cholesterol and Cardio-Clog On
Mountaineers
: Keep Climbing and Clinging On
When
the boss is giving a speech: Keep Clapping and Cheering Him On (or else)
A
Newfoundland fisherman: Keep Cod and Carry On, Eh
Best
friend: Keep Calm and Have a Cup of Coffee
NRA:
Keep Calm and Conceal-Carry
I.T.:
Keep Calm and Restart
Psychologist:
Keep Calm and Let’s Talk About Your Desire to Slaughter Unicorns
Captain
Kirk: Keep Calm and Set Phasers on Stun
Captain
Picard: Keep Calm and Engage
Winston
Churchill: Never, in the field of human endeavor, have so many kept calm
Vladimir
Putin: Keep Calm and Cordon off the Troublemakers
Vice-President
Biden: Calm Keep and Strangle Republicans
Governor
Perry: Keep Calm, Y’all
The
Social Security Administration: Keep Calm and Keep Stocking Up on .357 Sig 125-grain,
bonded, jacketed, hollow point pistol ammunition
Shakespeare:
Keepeth Calm and Carrieth On, Forsooth
Daily Mail: Keep Calm and Red Arrow Me
The State of
Texas: Keep Calm and We’ll Pay a British Company Millions of Your Tax Dollars
to Test You.
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