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25th Sunday in Ordinary Time
Don’t pop your pimples during the processional
Or chew your gum before the recessional
And in between, try not to stretch and yawn
Or take a peek at your not-so-smart ‘phone
Don’t fold or tear the paperback missal
For it contains both gospel and epistle
Don’t leave your snot-filled tissues on the floor
The cleaners will think you a clod and a bore
Oh, yes:
All this advice is not for callow youth -
It’s for the grownups, in very truth!
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