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Harris Famous Roach Tablets
Since 1922
When roaches sense the coming winter
Into your palace, house, or flat they enter
Remember this, as each critter encroaches:
If you have a clean house you’ll have clean roaches
But…
They’ll eat your books, your food, your shoes, your clothes
Give them a chance and they’ll bite off your nose!
They’ll eat your cat, your hat, your baby brother -
They are even pleased to eat each other!
Unless you give them a taste of the Harris
Roaches – oh, ick! - might devour all of Paris
So serve them with Harris, and watch them die
With their quivering feet straight up to the sky
It’s up to you…
No queen, no king, no president, no pope
Need ever think about some cockroach dope
But you do
(I have no connection with the fine folks of Harris Famous Roach Tablets; however, my short-lived household roaches do.)
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