Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Can Internet Service Providers be Saved? - not exactly a poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Can Internet Service Providers be Saved?

 

Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye.

 

-Leonard Cohen

 

Multiple Voices from an ISP:

 

Our order support team reported back…

you had 2 work orders. Your work order with us

has been cancelled and the email you forwarded

to me is the installation group you will need

to contact about scheduling. Sorry…We have received

this work order that was already scheduled for 5/8

morning. There are no notes from any dispatcher

speaking to you and changing the appointment

date/time. Below are the notes on the account

and no appointment changes have been made.

Called to t/s modem; modem is offline…

t/s modem is offline…Upgrade for

the Unlimited Bronze 12…set expectations…

I do not know who this sales group is. They

do state you are scheduled for 5/4 but the work

order they sent to the 3rd party installer

shows your [sic] scheduled for 5/8. We do not

have techs in your area tomorrow…I have sent

your account to the order support team…Your appointment

scheduled [sic] has been updated…Changes have been made

to your ViaSat account.

 

API INSERT (Note) 04/30/2021 11:01:56 AM CDT BEP scheduling work order during creation. API UPDATE (Schedule Date) 04/30/2021 11:01:56 CDT Unscheduled Unassigned API INSERT (Note) 04/30/2021 11:01:53 AM CDT

 

Installation notes…Our records indicate…

We need to confirm your appointment…Your appointment

schedule has been updated…as your preferred date

could not be accommodated. We sincerely apologize…

We have been trying to reach you with the number you provided…

We have received your work order and would like to confirm…

Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message

to the following address…Your Viasat Internet

payment failed…Payment has not been received…

If you do not make a full payment soon…

relaying denied…To avoid interruption

of your Viasat service…You may also call us…

agent assist fees may apply…

 

Thanks for being a Viasat internet customer!

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