Lawrence
Hall
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The Land of We’ll Get Right on It
–
Songs of My People
You
are a valued customer
No
public restrooms
We
don’t carry parts for that
Restrooms
out of order
We’ll be
out to make a bid tomorrow morning
No
public restrooms
We’ll have
your mower fixed this week
Restrooms
out of order
Our driver
couldn’t find your house
No
public restrooms
Your call
is very important to us
Restrooms
out of order
My
best mechanic ran off with my wife
No
public restrooms
Our service
tech will be there between eight and four
Restrooms
out of order
Our next
representative will be with you shortly
No
public restrooms
Click…if…buzz…you…know…brrrt…your…click…party’s…buzz…extension…
Restrooms
out of order
We’ll
call you just as soon as it’s ready
No
public restrooms
The
pump reader doesn’t work; I’ll just take your credit card inside
Restrooms
out of order
All
our representatives are busy right now
No
public restrooms
Our
Monday Hours are 9-11 and 1-3
Restrooms
out of order
Your
security question is…
No
public restrooms
It’s
$250 just to take the dashboard off for a look
Restrooms
out of order
I
charge $75 an hour starting as soon as I drive out of the shop
No
public restrooms
Our
breakfast menu ended at 9
Restrooms
out of order
I’m
just not going to make it this morning, but I’ll be there tomorrow
No
public restrooms
I need
you to unplug the modem and look for…
Restrooms
out of order
I’ll
have to call you back, honey, there’s a customer (sigh)
No
public restrooms
We
don’t work on that model
We
don’t work on Saturdays
We
don’t work
Closed
for Emergency
Closed
for Lunch
Closed
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