Sunday, January 8, 2023

Raymond Massey in a Funny Hate - weekly column 8 January 2023

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Raymond Massey in a Funny Hat

 

Recently I was a bit under the weather and so was confined to quarters.

 

I don’t know why we say “under the weather”; we all live with weather. We can’t be under or over or beside the weather; the weather simply is.

 

Anyway, while I was under the same weather as everyone else and serving as a warm pillow for the dachshunds I found myself idling before the Orwellian telescreen and marveling at the images and sounds.

 

I hadn’t watched Rawhide since I was a rug-rat and was happy to ride again with Mr. Favor, Rowdy, Wishbone, and all the lads herding sophomores to Sedalia, Missouri.

 

Rawhide was one of the most popular television shows from 1959 to 1965, and with its quality production values and writing attracted some of the best American and international actors as guest stars.

 

We remember Frankie Laine’s full-voiced, high-octane, yee-haw rendering of the theme song but tend to forget that the music for the series was written by Dimitri Zinovievich Tiomkin. Tiomkin was either Ukrainian or Russian, depending on contemporary politics and borders, and wrote the music for a generation of Hollywood films, including many for John Wayne.

 

Wagon Train, 1957 - 1965, in many ways parallels Rawhide as a pilgrimage or quest featuring a solid core cast and a brilliant series of guest stars.

 

One of the stranger Wagon Train episodes, Princess of a Lost Tribe, has scout Flint McCullough (Robert Horton) encounter a lost tribe of Aztecs and the requisite beautiful princess on a mysterious mountain. Montezuma IX (Raymond Massey in a funny hat) is a descendant of Montezuma and he and Flint have several clunky discussions on the nature of faith and sacrifice. The dialogue is groan-worthy, but Massey and Horton manage to keep straight faces throughout.

 

In the end Flint wins the princess’s heart but some bad Aztecs rip it out as a sacrifice to the gods after killing the good Montezuma. Flint escapes down the mountain mourning the most beautiful woman he has ever known.

 

Now all of this sounds silly and cheesy and impossible, like a lesser Edgar Rice Burroughs story or a Star Trek episode, and it is. One simply accepts it as a yarn.

 

But then for something truly silly and cheesy and impossible on television, there was the House of Representatives.

 

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