Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
“Is That IPhone
Surgically Attached to you?”
“Is that thing surgically attached to you?” the
teacher sighed.
“You can’t talk to me like that!” the MePhone replied.
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The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
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Dispatches from the Colonial Office
Lawrence's latest book, Dispatches from the Colonial Office, about teaching in a community college, is available, along with Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, Don't Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, and The Road to Magdalena, from Amazon.com both as a Kindle and as bits of dead tree.
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- A Small-Minded Man - poem
- Playing the Hitler Card - poem
- A Mildly Amusing Repudiation of the Concept of Ent...
- The Olympics as Imagined by John Milton - couplet
- On Being a Still Life Today - poem
- In Memoriam - Ayden Rose
- Upon an Abomination in Paris - poem
- Let's Go for Coffee - Grab Your Flak Jacket - poem
- Your New (Famous Name Brand) Credit Card Has Arriv...
- Prisoners Working in the Early Morning Rain - poem
- Orgiastic Screaming from Below - poem
- My Great Replacement Theory - poem
- The Mysterious World of Azalea - poem
- Who Gives a Fig? - poem
- How Many Moons Can You See? - poem
- For Bob Newhart of Happy, Happy Memory - poem
- Fire Ants Devouring the Corpses of Unhatched Wasps...
- We Were Dressers of Sycamores - poem
- On the Events of 13 July 2024 - a quote from MACBETH
- These Professors - poem
- Beowulf Visits the Dentist - a bit of fun, maybe a...
- Is That IPhone Surgically Attached to You? - poem
- Ford vs Chevy - poem
- Their Ephemeral Temples Look Much the Same - poem
- How is Your Adventure So Far? - poem
- A Hurricane: Outer Bands and Inner Thoughts - haiku
- Reading the Magna Carta Will Make Us Smarter - rhy...
- A Sunday Morning Church Message: "Some Folks Need ...
- Hurricane Track Attack Forth and Back - poem
- Yes, We Are a Republic, Much Like Haiti - poem
- It Wasn't the Fourth of July - poem
- The Haunted Electric Toothbrush - doggerel
- On Independence Day and Every Day, Spelling Counts...
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About This Not-Really Reactionary
- Lawrence Hall, HSG
- Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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