Thursday, October 3, 2024

WE ARE AMERICANS! We Buy Toilet Paper and Fight, Fight, Fight! - a sort-of poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Dock Workers’ Strike – BUY TOILET PAPER!

 

WE ARE AMERICANS!

 

Whenever threatened by enemies furry or domestic

By hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, storms

By shortages of food, water, and electric power

By aliens stalking us and eating our cats

By famine, fire, dispossession, revolution

 

WE BUY TOILET PAPER! WE ARE AMERICANS!

 

We are armed with our AK-16s and AR – 47s

Uniformed in our Wal-Mart camo from China

Size 89XXXXL-Lard-ass

And we will by God stand together as ONE -

And fight each other to the death for toilet paper!

 

Oh, and do you know Jesus?

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