Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Don’t Phone Your Mom
US military may require some troops
in Mideast to surrender cell phones, sources say
The
Admiralissimo has ruled and rendered
That
since our forces are low on ammunition
Our
soldiers’ phones might soon be surrendered
Which
will bring our victory to fruition
So
fight without those unsupplied supplies
The
Commies stole through your Apple phone
It’s
medals for us officers when an enlisted dies
Now
attack with just your testosterone!
No
phone will record the truth the moment you splatter -
Thank
you for your attention to this matter
