Lawrence Hall, HSG
Dropping Stuff at
Midnight for the Gregorian New Year
(The Julian calendar is so old that it’s a Boomer
thing)
I don’t know why people drop
things at midnight:
A ball of electric lights in New York
A single light bulb as a gag somewhere else
As The People chant in unison, “WOO! WOO!”
Maybe this year they’ll drop a flaming car
Its finely-crafted batteries on fire
Torching the holy QAnon tee-shirt stand
As foretold in the House of Representatives
(Yawn)
Couldn’t all of this wait until daylight?
I don’t know why people drop things at midnight
picture of a burning tesla public domain - Search (bing.com)
