Showing posts with label Football and the Several First Thanksgivings. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

A Child’s Thanksgiving…WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOUNG MAN!? - rhyming doggere.

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

A Child’s Thanksgiving…

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOUNG MAN!?

 

Sort of like Christmas, with its own small joys

Turkey and dressing, but not any toys

 

Grandpa at dinner babbles about his bowels

With a chorus of most dramatic vowels

 

Grandma discourses on her surgeries

The latest ones implanted mechanical knees

 

Mother and Big Sis are busy in the kitchen

With a whole lotta hissin’ and (rhymes with kitchen)

 

“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOUNG MAN!?

DO YOU WANT TO FEEL THE SWIPE OF MY HAND!?”

 

“They get it from those app things today -

I think you need to take his ‘phone away”

 

The uncles thunder on about politics

And any who disagree are Bolsheviks

 

The aunts all painted like marionettes

Escape to the lawn for their cigarettes

 

And I am exiled to the children’s table

With snotty little cousins, like unclean elves

And eye-brow-warned to behave ourselves -

And that’s the end of this Thanksgiving fable

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Football and the Several First Thanksgiving - weekly column 11.20.2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Football and the Several First Thanksgivings

 

In 1863 President Lincoln established the annual observance of Thanksgiving in honor of the Union victory at Gettysburg (President Lincoln proclaims official Thanksgiving holiday - HISTORY). Over the following decades the holiday was backfilled with stories and histories of questionable accuracy, moving the focus back from Gettysburg to Plymouth Colony, but a holiday dedicated to gratitude for God’s blessings is always good anyway.

 

Without a football game between the University of Texas and Texas A & M the days loses much of its meaning, though. Sniff.

 

Different groups claim that the dinner-on-the-grounds at Plymouth was not the first Thanksgiving. Texas, being Texas, claims TWO first Thanksgivings [The First Thanksgiving? | TX Almanac (texasalmanac.com)]:

 

1541 – the expedition of Francisco Vazquez de Coronado in May in Palo Duro Canyon and

 

1598 – the expedition of Juan de Onate at San Elizario. No one, including the Spanish government, gave thanks for Onate when his mass murders were finally reported.

 

San Augustin / Saint Augustine, Florida claims yet another first Thanksgiving [The First Thanksgiving - Castillo de San Marcos National Monument (U.S. National Park Service) (nps.gov)]:

 

1564 – the expedition of Pedro Menendez de Aviles and 800 settlers.

 

Most of the images show the First Nations participating in the several first Thanksgiving, which is ironic – it’s as if someone shows up at your house uninvited, cooks your food, and then invites you to sit at your own table and at the foot, not at the head.

 

But all nations appear to have migration stories, and so almost every group has displaced other groups and each has been displaced in its turn. The one exception I know (and I am wonderfully ignorant) are the Acoma of what is known at the present as New Mexico. The Acoma maintain that their ancestors came from the earth right there, not somewhere else, and that is a rare historical narrative indeed.

 

Other Europeans who colonized part of what is now the U.S.A. include:

 

France – 1524

 

Holland – 1615

 

Sweden – 1638

 

Russia – 1732

 

Presumably they too had their own first Thanksgivings, so metaphorically there should be room at the table for everyone and at almost any time of the year.

 

Maybe the only matter upon which all agree is that any Thanksgiving should include a football game.  Every culture on the planet played forms of football from prehistory and it was a biggie in this hemisphere. Thus, playing any kind of football game on Thanksgiving is a very Meso-American thing to do.

 

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