Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Indicted For the Treasonous Positioning of Seashells
Be careful, child, if you go down to the beach today
You’re a serious threat with your pail and spade
The Secret Service might come and drag you away
To their Star Chamber court where charges are laid
Your Minnie Mouse goggles make you look like a spy
Hiding torpedoes in your Little Mermaid float
You might be taken down by the F.B.I.
So all your fellow Commies had better take note
Thus for your freedom’s sake, don’t touch a pebble!
Lest you be imprisoned as a murderous rebel
