Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Will He Borrow Augusto Pinochet’s Old Uniform?
While reviewing his troops from
his high platform
Hup! Toop! Threep! Fourp!
Will Our Leader stand tall in
uniform
Right shoulder HARMS!
Glittery with medals and a
shiny firearm
Boom! Tiddy! Boom! Tiddy! Boom-Boom-Boom!
Swelling with pride in his
goosestepping swarm
Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-dee-ay!
