Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
She Thinks My Tractor’s Schleppy
Anyone who can hear “She thinks my tractor’s sexy”
With a teary eye of sentimentality
For a lost golden age of rural life
Da*ned sure didn't grow up on a farm
Cf. Kenny Chesney, “She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy,” lyrics by Jim Collins and Paul Overstreet.
