Showing posts with label Technology is a Two-Edged Carrot Grater. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Technology is a Two-Edged Carrot Grater. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Technology is a Two-Edged Carrot Grater - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Technology is a Two-Edged Carrot Grater

 

A Meditation upon Computer Updates

 

After an update:

 

I cannot delete intrusions that should go away

I cannot save that knowledge which should stay

I cannot find the files that went astray

While codes and access are changing every day

 

People I don’t even know want me to pay

For services and tweaks they want me to play

My work-rhythm will go much faster, they say

Or else they’ll block my already-slow pathway

 

An update is litter on the information highway

A metaphorical carrot grater of existential decay