Wednesday, October 23, 2019

When the Missionaries, the Soldiers, and the Journalists Came to the Fields That Were Not Theirs - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

When the Missionaries, the Soldiers, and the Journalists
Came to the Fields That Were Not Theirs

The missionaries came

And said that they were out in the far fields
Spreading the Gospel in exotic fields
Preaching and suffering out in their fields
Our homes

The soldiers came

And said that they were on the battlefields
Killing each other in their far-off fields
Cornering corpses in some foreign fields
Our homes

The journalists came

Talking, talking, talking out in their fields
Safari-costumed in their quaintish fields
And writing us as objects in their fields
Our homes

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

A Synod for the Thames on the Occasion of the Amazon Synod - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Synod for the Thames

On the Occasion of the Amazon Synod

Five merry English friars
Gathered along the Thames
Near where the Isis joins up higher
And there they sang four hymns:

One for the ale, one for the beer
One for the burgundy pinched from the hall
One for the whisky that costs so dear
And one for sweet Joan, who served them all

And after they prayed an Ave and a Pater
They pitched a Roundhead into the water!


(All true Christians know impish Joan, who in the Robin Hood stories serves ale “of good October brewing” at the Blue Boar Inn.)

Monday, October 21, 2019

Whatever Happened to the Tank Commander Who Disobeyed Orders? - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Whatever Happened to the Tank Commander Who Disobeyed Orders?

A brave little man with a shopping bag
Defiantly stood before an army tank
A foul machine designed to grind free men
Into bloody scraps to be hosed away

Two unknown men - it was not the tank that stopped
It was the tank commander who stopped the tank
All that is left is old videotape:
Two bullets made all problems disappear

A brave little man with a shopping bag
Another brave man with a battle tank:

They stopped -
And, yes, someday China will be free

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Notre Dame de Grange en Etain - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Notre Dame de Grange en Etain

“…a small red flame – a beaten-copper lamp of deplorable design…”

-Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited

All greatness is complex and flawed, all truth
Can well be twisted like a dream deferred
Or like a sweat-stained bandaging of shame
In desolation grasped in desperate prayer

All smallness is complex and flawed, all men
Can well be twisted like justice denied
Or like a blood-stained pallium of death
In desolation grasped in desperate prayer

But in shabby buildings and in shabby men
A small red flame still shines among debris




("Notre Dame de Grange en Etain" alludes to contemporary church architecture having the effect of a big tin barn hardware store or lumber supply)

Saturday, October 19, 2019

Dropping Some Accidie - rhyming couplet

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Dropping Some Accidie

Since I can’t fight it
I’d better write it

Friday, October 18, 2019

Noiring the Essentialing of Decolonization - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Noiring the Essentialing of Decolonization

Decolonization the packing trope
And privilege it into a spiteful verb
That dialogues passive obedience
From rotted patriarchy triumphant

Hegemonic the marginalized
And queer the stale unqueer into a yawn
Narrativing our oppressivism
And ecocrime all those who aren’t us

Perceptive me, the special way I see -
So why aren’t you listening to ME ME ME!?

Thank you for writing!

Dear Several People,

Yes, thank you for writing. I have mostly used poeticdrivel.blogspot.com as a backup and for sharing without taking comments, but with the failure of someone's purportedly professional site I will be open to comments here - IF I can figure out how to make that work! I am not a professional techno-whiz, but my momma raised me to respond to letters and I do try to live up to her expectations.

If you do not hear from me it's because I haven't yet figured out how to make a site work; I respond to everyone except gloomsters, doomsters, and all-purpose jerks.

Cheers,

Lawrence

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Snarl for the Camera - weekly column for 17 October 2019

Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Snarl for the Camera

Once upon a Kodak time when the children were shoo-shooed into the yard for a family picture, the artistic command was “SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!”

Given the perception that camera film was very slow and wouldn’t work in the shade (in fact, ASA400 was common by the 1950s, and works very well in cloudy light), everyone one was made to grin into the fiercest sun and try to look happy about it through tears.

The artistic command for portraiture today appears to be “SNARL FOR THE CAMERA!”

For reasons best known to The Little People I receive occasional electrical ads from Canada Goose, the manufacturer of very reputable and very, very expensive coats and accessories for snow people.

The most recent Canada Goose ad featured a number of handsome / beautiful young adults sporting very nice coats and looking as if the photographer had just said some rude things about their mothers.

I just gotta say that if I were permitted to wear a Canada Goose coat (useful about once every two years here in East Texas – must be climate change) I’d be awfully happy about it.

A brief look around the InterGossip reveals that most pictures of adults, especially clothing ads, are all cranky and snarly these days. Apparently, happiness indicates a lack of artistry or coolness or something. If you don’t make a face like you have to go to the euphemism RIGHT NOW you just aren’t getting art and fashion right.

However, kid pix seem more joyful, whether a toddler at play or a high school athletic or academic team proudly showing their medals after a win.

And, no, grumpy-coots, I have never seen a participation medal. Those appear to exist only in the minds of the a.m. radio boys.

I once got a ribbon for second place in a junior high spelling bee. No one took my picture, though.

People still take pictures of their subjects lined up against a wall as if there’s going to be an execution. Try to have the subjects in the open with a field or woods off in the distance, and without a telephone pole appearing to grow from someone’s head. Give the auto-focus time to work, and take lots of shots from different angles. Something will come out right

Also, a cloudy day is much kinder to skin tones and all the colors of creation; bright sun washes all that out.

Finally, there’s already too much snarling in the world; a smile for the camera is sometimes just right.

-30-

Error 502 - The Machine Speaks of the Future of Poetry - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Error 502 – The Machine Speaks of the Future of Poetry

What would Elizabeth Bishop say?

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On the Nature of Real Things - Weekly Column 10 October 2019

Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

On the Nature of Things

In the first century the Roman philosopher Lucretius wrote Rerum Natura (On the Nature of Things), which I have not read and probably never will read.

Nevertheless, the title is useful in itself for considering reality.

Last week y’r ‘umble scrivener read in an automotive magazine a review of a specialty electric vehicle. The reviewer noted, among the car’s other purported virtues, that an electric car does not pollute.

One would assume that a writer for an auto magazine would know better. One would assume in error.

Electric cars pollute. A lot.

A rechargeable vehicle requires multiple heavy-duty batteries, and the mining of the raw materials for batteries, the manufacturing of the batteries, and the safe disposal of the batteries at the end of their usefulness require much expenditure of those mean ol’ fossil fuels in generating energy for those processes.

More than that, the electricity necessary for charging and recharging the batteries that make the car go for a few miles ultimately come from, yes, those beastly coal-fired, nuclear-powered, or oil-powered generating plants.

My father once said that there are people who think that milk comes from the grocery store.

Similarly, there are people – one of them a writer in a technical magazine – who think that electricity comes from that little rectangle on the wall.

Fossil fuels are wonderful. Extracting them is labor-intensive, but they are so efficient in providing us energy and building our economy that they pay for that many times over.

Oil and coal are not only about powering our machines; they also are the bases for medicines, chemicals, eyeglass frames, computer cases, fans, windmills, solar panels, window frames and window panes, toothbrushes, notebooks, pens and the inks for them, telephones, safety devices, dyes, paints, flashlights, tools, watches, hoses, toys, scientific instruments, health care (Imagine the doctor saying, “I’ll just use my bare hands; those plastic gloves pollute.”), clothing, fishing rods, fishing lines, boat structures, camera…the list, as has been said, goes on and on. The perceptive reader of this excellent news can put the page down and look around to see all the wonderful things in his or her life whose structural origins are in the nifty atoms of oil and coal.

And, besides, the dinosaurs don’t need them anymore.

The sort of people who make an argument only through yelling at us often make an appeal to “science,” as if that Latin word for knowledge is some sort of magic incantation. When some shrill look-at-me-ista screams “Obey the science!” what she or he is really saying is, “I read it on some site on the GossipNet so it must be true! Obey me!”

If we want to know about cows, we ask farmers, not a little box made in China. You could take a turn milking Old Bessie (I’ve done it, thank you; Bessie and I parted company without a tear shed by either of us.). If we want to know about the efficiency of fuels we seek out the engineer and the chemist, not a little box made in China. If we want to know about cars, we ask the mechanic, not a little box made in China. If we want to be healed of a sickness or injury we ask the doctor or nurse practitioner, not Dr. Box from China.

Seeking knowledge from a little plastic box (made in China) that lights up and makes noises is futile. We learn only by studying, with our brains and our five senses, the nature of things as they are, not as they are programmed as images.

-30-


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

The President, Our Secular Lords, a Bishop, an Electronic Rosary, and a Drowning Bee

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

The President, Our Secular Lords, a Bishop,
an Electronic Rosary, and a Drowning Bee
 
A Meditation While Walking on a Chilly Autumn Day

The President – he flails his mouth about
And like a 16-year-old in pigtails screams
His daily hatreds on the GossipNet
While his madcappers pump their plumpish fists

Our secular lords investigate each other
Enthroned like pale Inquisitors of old
Arrayed in outrage and well-tailored suits
And not averse (perhaps) to Ukrainian gold

His Grace the Bishop likes to buy nice things
The evangelium of the nicer shops
Each with a most discreet and helpful staff
While we confess environmental sins

The Vatican touts an electric Rosary 1
While with my stick I save a drowning bee


1 https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/vatican-promotes-smart-rosary-selling-for-109-72180

“The bluetooth and water-resistant digital rosary is currently available for pre-order sale on Amazon.it for 99 euros, roughly $109. It is sold by “Click to Pray” -- an initiative of the Pope’s Worldwide Prayer Network.”

Even Chaucer’s Pardoner might find this a bit much.

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

A Not Especially Original Poem About October Rain

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


A Not Especially Original Poem About October Rain

This morning I had planned to clear and burn
More of that summer-fallen live-oak tree
That giver of firewood against the winter cold
(I have more warmth than I will need - want some?)

But the afternoon’s rain arrived at dawn
I am inside with coffee, books, and thoughts
And meditations upon the rhythms
Of raindrops as they dance upon the panes

This morning I had planned to clear and burn

But I have my books

And so will give this day a thoughtful turn

Monday, October 14, 2019

Welcome to the U.S.A. - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Welcome to the U.S.A.!

Visit the U.S.A.! We are the best!
(But don’t forget your bulletproof vest)

Sunday, October 13, 2019

The Icon on Your Desk - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

The Icon on Your Desk

We kiss the frame of an icon because
We pray for a Breath of the Eternal

We gaze upon an icon because
We pray for a Vision of the Eternal

We set a light before an icon because
We were given a Light to set

Saturday, October 12, 2019

"For English, Press 1..." - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

“For English, press 1; for Spanish, press 2…”

But every caller speaks in an English tone –
Personne ne parle Français sur mon Anglophone!

Friday, October 11, 2019

Curating a Much-Need Curative for Curating - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Curating a Much-Needed Curative for Curating

To a Curator who Curates Everything

Today one reads that you curated tea
Before curating a bus into town
To curate your job at the coffee shop
And in the afternoon curating friends

Before curating to the artists’ loft
To continue curating the novel
You’ve been curating on for several months
While curating your classes and career

Your life is not a museum, you know
So DROP the CURATING; just let it GO

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Existential Ankle Monitors - couplet

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Existential Ankle Monitors

We pay for our restraints, strap them to ourselves
And then we wonder why there is no joy

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

"...A Pool Where a Kelpie Lived" - a poem for children

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

“…A Pool Where a Kelpie Lived”

“A little below the bridge was a pool where a kelpie lived.”

-Sigrid Unset, Kristin Lavransdatter, p. 8

If you are blessed with a little back yard
The smallest of gardens, a bit of grass
Then you have pixies and fairies and sprites
They like you, but they’re awfully shy, you know

If in your garden there is a little pool
Even a dish of water for the cat
Then you have a tiny kelpie or two
(And they are much nicer than you’ve been told)

In flower and leaf and water and soft night air -
Oh, yes, there is sweet magic everywhere

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

I Hate Bicyles - not exactly a poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

I Hate Bicycles

I hate bicycles.

I hate repairing bicycles.

I hate replacing bicycle tires.

I hate dismounting bicycle tires.

I hate mounting bicycle tires.

I hate inflating bicycle tires.

I hate barking my knuckles when the wrench slips.

I hate scraping my knuckles when the wrench doesn’t slip.

I hate the fire ants on whose mound I inadvertently sat while repairing the bicycle.

I hate fire ant bites.

I hate bicycles.

Listening to the radio while repairing, replacing dismounting, mounting, inflating, barking, and scraping is fun, though.

Monday, October 7, 2019

Dignity in a Genuflection - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Dignity in a Genuflection

Sunflowers do not bend toward the Sun; they genuflect
Which is exactly right for morning prayers
They have waited in place throughout the night
For His morning, and true enough, He comes

And through the day His liturgies of Light
Illuminating the letters and margins of life
With all the ornaments of Creation
Delight each flower in its work and play

Ordering all endeavors to great effect -
Sunflowers do not bend toward the Sun; they genuflect