Sunday, April 11, 2021

On the Necessity of Merry Old Scoundrels - weekly column

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

On the Necessity of Merry Old Scoundrels

 

Whenever the topics of England or the royal family arise, newsies with limited vocabularies are sure to employ two of the most tiresome and pointless fillers, “fairy tale” and “across the pond.”

 

The English monarchy is arguably 1500 years old. There have been dynastic changes and of course the interregnum of that genocidal maniac Cromwell, but always the monarchy continued. Even those New Men, those Progressives, those Men of Destiny, those Modernists Napoleon and Hitler, with all their up-to-date engines of destruction, could not topple the purportedly out-of-date monarchy. The continuance of stable government against satanic evil is not a fairy tale.

 

Further, the Atlantic Ocean is hardly a pond, and the metaphor sank into the depths of obscurity long before the Titanic.

 

In sum, fairy tales are for Disney, and the pond is out back (watch out for the snakes).  Adult reporters should know these things.

 

The loss of Prince Philip is very real – he was a survivor of national and family instability in his youth (it’s never good when your grandfather is murdered and your father barely escapes a death sentence), a hero of the Second World War, a patriot, and, essential to all of this, he was a right merry old soul.

 

Any institution needs a merry old soul, and they feature in most of Shakespeare: Bottom the Weaver, Falstaff, the Prologue in Henry V, Macbeth’s doorkeeper, the cobbler and the soothsayer in Julius Caesar, Constable Dogberry and the lads in Much Ado About Nothing, and others. Prince Philip’s great sense of incorrect fun, which never degenerated into mere buffoonery, added a bit of spice to the necessary seriousness of the monarchy. And he was a loving husband, father, grandfather, and great-grandfather upon whom all in his life depended.

 

Harry could have learned all this from his grandfather, and could have taken his needful place as Jolly Old ‘Arry, a bit of scandal and naughtiness around him, but always kind and loving and loyal to the nation and his family.

 

But he didn’t.

 

The difference is that Prince Philip chose a life of duty to his Queen, his family, and his nation, and despite a good beginning Harry has not yet found anything more interesting than his own self-pity.

 

-30-

 

On Divine Mercy Sunday - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

On Divine Mercy Sunday

 

Above all, don’t lie to yourself.

 

-Father Zossima in The Brothers Karamazov

 

On Palm Sunday a shortage of palms

On Divine Mercy a shortage of mercy

An onion, a candle, a moment, a prayer -

We’d better give something of ourselves away

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Squirrels Without End, Amen - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Squirrels Without End, Amen

 

Whenever I take my book to the front-yard oak

The squirrel stretched from the feeder to the trunk

Flees in a seed-strewn panic across the lawn

To a farther tree, free of human menace

 

This is a young squirrel; its predecessor

Arched from feeder to trunk in exactly the same way

But held its ground, or, rather, its rough old tree

And chittered defiance in contempt of me

 

By summer’s end this squirrel too will stare me down -

I wonder what Pasternak wrote about squirrels

Friday, April 9, 2021

A Doom of Impending Sense - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Doom of Impending Sense

 

When you are driving away for the daily run

Of errands, appointments, disappointments

You know you’ll enjoy the company of your MePhone –

 

Which you have left upon your desk at home

 

You buy a magazine in the checkout line

Or find a book in some cold waiting room

Or read an editorial in the local wipe

Or remember a poem from seventh grade

 

You glory in words, words and images dense

And feel a doom of near, impending sense

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Every Poem is a Translation - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Every Poem is a Translation

 

Wordsworth considered his rainbow up on high

And what he saw and felt through it, he wrote -

Translating an arc of refracted light

Into a transcendent vision of life

 

But his considerations through paper and ink

Are but darkness and silence without readers

Because the rainbow needs our vision, our joy

Without which there is no rainbow at all

 

We open the book, the page, the words, the light

To find the rainbow that he wrote to us

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Send Not to Ask for What the Vulture Seeks - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Send Not to Ask for What the Vulture Seeks

 

or

 

Try not to Look Like a Dead Cow

 

Coragyps atratus, with wings spread wide

In narrowing circles menacingly

Soars in malignance above the countryside

I think it seeks…I think it seeks…for me!

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

"What's Holding us Back!?" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

“What’s Holding us Back!?”

 

A video clip from Natuashish

 

Two little children on a snowmobile

Which smokes and sputters, going nowhere

“What’s holding us back!?” is their merry squeal

Frozen-breath frosty in the springtime air

 

Two little children both ready for a ride

Realize they are held back by a third

But only for a moment (at least he tried!)

Three little children, each a happy snowbird

 

And off they go, following their own chosen track -

Dear little children, nothing will ever hold you back!

 

 

AnthonyGermain (@AnthonyGermain) / Twitter

Monday, April 5, 2021

What I Learned at Breakfast this Morning, Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! - poem (of a sort)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

What I Learned at Breakfast this Morning

 

A cafĂ©’ scene for one flat, nasal, abrasive, loud Voice and any number of Bobbing Heads:

 

V:

 

I’VE GOT A MASK WITH JOE BIDEN ON IT, MAN!

‘CAUSE THEY BOTH AIN’T NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN’!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THE ‘TTORNEY GENERAL OF TEXAS SAYS HE’S GON’ SUE

ANY STORE THAT REQUIRES MASKS, MAN, YEAH, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THEY GON’ TRY THAT SOCIALISM ON US, MAN

AN’ YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T NEVER WORKED, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

I AIN’T TAKIN’ THAT ****IN’ SHOT, MAN, NO

THAT’S JUST THE FLU AND SOCIALISM!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

I’D LIKE TO SEE TH’ SUM B**** TRY TO MAKE ME

WEAR NO ****IN’ MASK, MAN, YEAH, MAN, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THESE HERE PUBLIC SCHOOL NEED TO BEAT THEM KIDS

‘CAUSE THAT’S IN TH’ BIBLE AND I AIN’T-A GONNA HAVE NONE OF THIS COMMUNIST MOHAMMEDAN LGBT **** TAUGHT TO MY KIDS NOSSIR THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN. TO. CODE AND SHOOT AND BUTCHER A HOG SO THEY CAN SURVIVE THE TIME OF TRIBULATION THAT’S COMIN’ AND **** ANYONE WHO SAYS IT AIN’T BY GOD ‘CAUSE IF IT’S AIN’T IN THE BIBLE I WON’T HAVE IT IN THE HOUSE AND WE DON’T NEED ALL THIS HEATIN’ AND AIR-CONDITIONIN’ ‘CAUSE GOD MADE THE AIR THE WAY IT IS AND WE JUST NEED TO TAKE IT THE WAY IT IS INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT **** MAN…

 

(Heads continue to bob as curtain falls)

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Snowmobiles, Horses, and Chocolate Bunnies - weekly column

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Snowmobiles, Horses, and Chocolate Bunnies

 

Midway through his journey of life a friend in Newfoundland did not find himself in lost in Dante’s darksome wood or even in a darksome St. John’s television studio, but at age 50 for reasons best known to himself took a hiatus from reporting news for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and flew to Natuashish on the east coast of Labrador to teach school children for the winter term. 

 

Anthony keeps the twooter interesting with his posts. One of my favorites (or favourites) is a recent posting with children launching a snowmobile:

 

AnthonyGermain (@AnthonyGermain) / Twitter

 

The three-year-old piloting the thing asks, in her language, “What’s holding us back?”

 

In truth, I don’t think anything will ever hold that child back.

 

The video clip was made within the last week; winters in Nunatsiavut are loooooooooooooong.

 

An argument can be made that the snowmobile is not part of the Inuit heritage, but that would be an error – no people or culture exists in stasis, as a sort of museum.

 

Labrador Inuit (Labradormiut) (first-nations.info)

 

There were no horses in North America until the Spanish brought them. Within a short time the Comanche, more than any other First Nation, adapted to the technology of the horse and became possibly the world’s finest light cavalry.

 

Home | Comanche Nation

The Comanche – Horsemen of the Plains – Legends of America

How Horses Transformed Life for Plains Indians - HISTORY

 

For the Inuit the snowmobile is now as essential to travel, commerce, and hunting as the horse became to the Comanche.

 

The essential thing is that after the Comanche the Inuit appropriated and adapted the technology of others they did not then passively hold it in their hands and stare at it. Okay, neither a horse nor a snowmobile can be held like a MePhone, but the point stands – technology properly used does not disconnect any culture from its heritage, but rather enriches it and pushes it forward.

 

And there are chocolate bunnies for all.

 

Life is good.

 

-30-

 

 

 

 

Easter in the 2nd Covid Year - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Easter Sunday 2021, the 2nd Covid Year

 

In some churches the organ thunders at dawn

Ours squeaks (it might be a bargain from Sears)

This does not change the truth, the awe, the Light

That shines upon the Altar this Easter day

 

Last year the Holy Mass was forbidden by law

An eleventh plague blighted land and air

And so for us there was no exodus

From the brick pits in which we found ourselves

 

And in the pews –

 

Empty spaces, empty hearts, absent friends

But there is the Promise, the Promise fulfilled

Saturday, April 3, 2021

The Harrowing is not Here - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Holy Saturday 2021, the 2nd Covid Year

 

Lent begins in winter and ends in spring

The Stations of the Cross, the self-denials

Are trivial, perhaps, but then so are we

Better that way:

 

                             The harrowing is not here


Friday, April 2, 2021

Thoughts During that Famous Light Collation on Good Friday - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Thoughts During that Famous Light Collation on Good Friday

 

This morning I mowed the lawn, the springtime lawn

Then messed about with flowerpots and bees

In this little safe space of happy green

A shadow of Heaven beneath wise Plato’s oak

 

This evening I will visit Jerusalem

And follow timidly the Stations of the Cross

Not wanting to be noticed by Romans or Greeks

(Setting aside the fact that I am a Roman)

 

Time stops - with faltering steps and a contrite heart

A journey into the dark, and then – waiting

Thursday, April 1, 2021

A Sequence of Poems for Holy Week

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


A Sequence of Poems for Holy Week

 

(Some of these were submitted in past years)

 

Holy Thursday 2017

 

On this Maundatum Thursday falls a bomb

From the belly of a beast, falling, falling

From the Empyrean and through the blue

Past mountaintops and misted valleys deep

 

And then into the planet’s earthen flanks

Its pulses to repudiate Creation

In vaporizing the structures of life

Into primeval molecules of dust

 

Because some bad men might be lurking there

On this Maundatum Thursday falls a bomb

 

 

 

Maundy Thursday – Mass of the Last Supper

 

“Bare ruin’d choirs, where late the sweet birds sang”

 

-Shakespeare

 

The air is thurified – the incense given

Our Lord upon His birth is fumed at last;

The censer’s chains, clanking like manacles

Offend against the silence at the end of Mass

 

Supper is concluded; the servants strip

The Table bare of all the Seder service:

Cups, linens, and dishes, leaving in the dark

An Altar bare, prepared for sacrifice

 

In Gethsemane the flowered air is sweet

But iron-heeled caligae offend the night

 

 

 

6 April 2012, Good Friday

 

A Night of Fallen Nothingness

 

The Altar stripped, the candles dark, the Cross

Concealed behind a purple shroud, the sun

Mere slantings through an afternoon of grief

While all the world is emptied of all hope.

The dead remain, the failing light withdraws

As do the broken faithful, silently,

Into a night of fallen nothingness.

 

 

 

7 April 2012, Holy Saturday

 

Easter Vigil, Sort Of

 

A vigil, no, simply quiet reflection

Minutes before midnight, with all asleep

Little Liesl-Dog perhaps dreams of squirrels,

For she has chased and barked them all the day;

The kittens are disposed with their mother

After an hour of kitty-baby-talk,

Adored by all, except by Calvin-Cat,

That venerable, cranky old orange hair-ball,

Who resents youthful intrusion upon

His proper role as object of worship.

All the house settles in for the spring night,

Anticipating Easter, early Mass,

And then the appropriately pagan

Merriments of chocolates and colored eggs

And children with baskets squealing for more

As children should, in the springtime of life.

 

 

 

Easter, 2014

 

Christos Voskrese!

 

For William Tod Mixson

 

The world is unusually quiet this dawn

With fading stars withdrawing in good grace

And drowsy, dreaming sunflowers, dewy-drooped,

Their golden crowns all motionless and still,

Stand patiently in their ordered garden rows,

Almost as if they wait for lazy bees

To wake and work, and so begin the day.

A solitary swallow sweeps the sky;

An early finch proclaims his leafy seat

While Old Kashtanka limps around the yard

Snuffling the boundaries on her morning patrol.

 

Then wide-yawning Mikhail, happily barefoot,

A lump of bread for nibbling in one hand,

A birch switch swishing menace in the other

Appears, and whistles up his father’s cows:

“Hey!  Alina, and Antonina! Up!

Up, up, Diana and Dominika!

You, too, Varvara and Valentina!

Pashka is here, and dawn, and spring, and life!”

And they are not reluctant then to rise

From sweet and grassy beds, with udders full,

Cow-gossip-lowing to the dairy barn.

 

Anastasia lights the ikon lamp

And crosses herself as her mother taught.

She’ll brew the tea, the strong black wake-up tea,

And think about that naughty, handsome Yuri

Who winked at her during the Liturgy

On the holiest midnight of the year.

O pray that watchful Father did not see!

Breakfast will be merry, an echo-feast

Of last night’s eggs, pysanky, sausage, kulich.

And Mother will pack Babushka’s basket,

Because only a mother can do that right

 

When Father Vasily arrived last night

In a limping Lada haloed in smoke,

The men put out their cigarettes and helped

With every precious vestment, cope, and chain,

For old Saint Basil’s has not its own priest,

Not since the Czar, and Seraphim-Diveyevo

From time to time, for weddings, holy days,

Funerals, supplies the needs of the parish,

Often with Father Vasily (whose mother

Begins most conversations with “My son,

The priest.…”), much to the amusement of all.

 

Voices fell, temperatures fell, darkness fell

And stars hovered low over the silent fields,

Dark larches, parking lots, and tractor sheds.

Inside the lightless church the priest began

The ancient prayers of desolate emptiness

To which the faithful whispered in reply,

Unworthy mourners at the Garden tomb,

Spiraling deeper and deeper in grief

Until that Word, by Saint Mary Magdalene

Revealed, with candles, hymns, and midnight bells

Spoke light and life to poor but hopeful souls.

 

The world is unusually quiet this dawn;

The sun is new-lamb warm upon creation,      

For Pascha gently rests upon the earth,

This holy Russia, whose martyrs and saints

Enlighten the nations through their witness of faith,

Mercy, blessings, penance, and prayer eternal

Now rising with a resurrection hymn,

And even needful chores are liturgies:

“Christos Voskrese  – Christ is risen indeed!”

And Old Kashtanka limps around the yard

Snuffling the boundaries on her morning patrol.


Well, Hey, Prison, Right? - poem

 

Well, Hey, Prison, Right?

 

When, with the chalice in his hands, the priest came to the words ‘…receive me, O Lord, even as the robber’, nearly all the convicts fell kneeling to the ground with a jangling of fetters…

 

-Dostoyevsky, The House of the Dead

 

The first-period were really bad today

But, hey, prison, right?

The second-period were really good today

And, hey, prison, right?

 

After class a man arrived solo for Mass

And knelt before the Altar that isn’t there

The chaplains asked him if had been to supper

“No, but I’m not going to miss Mass.”

 

The man would not leave for his supper

Until the chaplains promised him again

That Mass would not begin without him

And it was so

                         And that, too, is prison

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Cry "Havoc!" and Let Slip the Dogs of Joe! - doggerel with a real dog

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Cry “Havoc!” and Let Slip the Dogs of Joe!

 

That’s it. I’m not visiting the White House

Presidential dogs that bite are just too much

(If only Joe kept rabbits, or even a mouse)

I fear they’d find me toothsome to their touch

 

I wish I could attend a poetry reading

Or see Marine One land on the White House lawn

But I don’t want to be the lunch the dogs are eating

Or their contains-real-meat dog chewy-bone

 

I’m not visiting the White House, okay?

(And I haven’t been invited anyway)

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

When Even Donald Trump is Clenching his First - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

When Even Donald Trump is Clenching his Fist

 

When even Donald Trump is clenching his fist

It’s time to strike that posture off your list

Monday, March 29, 2021

Duncan White's Cold Warriors: Writers Who Waged the Literary Cold War - a one-paragraph review


Duncan White’s Cold Warriors: Writers Who Waged the Literary Cold War is an excellent history on levels: English, Soviet, and American literature, history, and individual writers in a scholarly and accessible narrative covering roughly the 70 years of the Communist ascendency. Anyone with an interest, professional or personal, in the times and the personalities will find this a useful and enjoyable read.


The War on Books - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The War on Books

 

The war on books, codified by Stalin’s functionaries

at the Soviet Writers’ Conference in 1934 and ruthlessly

waged by the secret police for the following fifty years,

was finally coming to an end, and Zhivago’s insurgent

guerrillas were winning.

 

-Duncan White, Cold Warriors:

 Writers Who Waged the Literary Cold war

 

What books will America purge this week -

What childhood adventures, what scholarly works

What entertainments of an idle hour

Will be forbidden to us in this Land of the Free?

 

We pray that nations blessed with liberty

Will smuggle books to us, stories and poems

With innocent ideas that give delight

And in their innocence threaten tyrants

 

What books will America purge this week –

And when did we become afraid of ideas?

Sunday, March 28, 2021

Palm Sunday Well-Sanitized - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Palm Sunday Well-Sanitized

 

There is social distancing in Jerusalem

Mostly among Romans and Greeks and Jews

Who don’t much like each other anyway -

How is this day different from all other days? 1

 

This year there is no parking-lot procession

That’s good; the timing of the hymn in front

Never matches the timing ‘way in back

And the mail-order palms are sanitized

 

What hosannas this season, you may well ask:

Wave the virus and proclaim, “Wear your mask!”

 

 

1 Cf. The Seder

 

 

(This is only a bit of wry humor; good hygiene is always a matter of caritas in protecting others as well as one’s self.)

 

Verse on the Cowling of a Model T Ford - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Verse on the Cowling of a Model T Ford

 

Flapper-sips forever

            No Janes

                        No whisk-brooms

                                    Warm up your dog kennels

                                                And hop with that fire alarm

 

“This is the cat’s particulars, the bee’s knees,”

An owl-flap gushed, “Paper is so middlebrow

We hopper our lines on a motor now

It’s all about the new technologies!

 

“The old ways now stand back to let us pass

The carburetor rhythms our words with air

We write our poems with life, with speed and flair

The beat of the banger is the ultimate gas

 

“We are the apogee of poetry and art

There is no end; there is only our start!

 

“Yippee!”