What I Learned at Breakfast this Morning, Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! - poem (of a sort)

 

Lawrence Hall

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What I Learned at Breakfast this Morning

 

A café’ scene for one flat, nasal, abrasive, loud Voice and any number of Bobbing Heads:

 

V:

 

I’VE GOT A MASK WITH JOE BIDEN ON IT, MAN!

‘CAUSE THEY BOTH AIN’T NO GOOD FOR NOTHIN’!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THE ‘TTORNEY GENERAL OF TEXAS SAYS HE’S GON’ SUE

ANY STORE THAT REQUIRES MASKS, MAN, YEAH, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THEY GON’ TRY THAT SOCIALISM ON US, MAN

AN’ YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T NEVER WORKED, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

I AIN’T TAKIN’ THAT ****IN’ SHOT, MAN, NO

THAT’S JUST THE FLU AND SOCIALISM!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

I’D LIKE TO SEE TH’ SUM B**** TRY TO MAKE ME

WEAR NO ****IN’ MASK, MAN, YEAH, MAN, MAN!

 

(Heads bob)

 

V:

 

THESE HERE PUBLIC SCHOOL NEED TO BEAT THEM KIDS

‘CAUSE THAT’S IN TH’ BIBLE AND I AIN’T-A GONNA HAVE NONE OF THIS COMMUNIST MOHAMMEDAN LGBT **** TAUGHT TO MY KIDS NOSSIR THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN. TO. CODE AND SHOOT AND BUTCHER A HOG SO THEY CAN SURVIVE THE TIME OF TRIBULATION THAT’S COMIN’ AND **** ANYONE WHO SAYS IT AIN’T BY GOD ‘CAUSE IF IT’S AIN’T IN THE BIBLE I WON’T HAVE IT IN THE HOUSE AND WE DON’T NEED ALL THIS HEATIN’ AND AIR-CONDITIONIN’ ‘CAUSE GOD MADE THE AIR THE WAY IT IS AND WE JUST NEED TO TAKE IT THE WAY IT IS INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT **** MAN…

 

(Heads continue to bob as curtain falls)