Sunday, April 18, 2021

Spring in the Air, Springs in the Air, and a Brick - weekly column re spring wind and hail and wreckage

 

Mack Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Spring in the Air, Springs in the Air, and a Brick

 

There will be no firewood shortage this coming winter. A tree-shaded lawn is a homeowner’s dream, a tree in repose across the lawn less so, along with trees across the roads, trees taking down power lines, trees fallen across the children’s swing sets, trees crushing the lawn chairs where the old people sit on pleasant mornings, trees, trees, trees, and shoals of hail that did not thaw until evening, all set picturesquely among a landscape litter and debris.

 

Along the highway I saw a trampoline upside down, blown through the air at least hundreds of yards because there are no houses nearby. It was an occasion not only of spring in the air but springs in the air.

 

Among all the debris at my country estate was a brick on the lawn. A brick. It had been blown about thirty feet from a pile of brick and concrete bits.

 

A heavy steel chair of the sort one used to see in barber shops (along with those delightful pictures of poker-playing dogs) was blown about forty yards into the field, although small, light objects on a patio table at the chair’s point of departure had not been disturbed at all.

 

And there was the loss of two of my apple trees. Well, more firewood.

 

The song of the chainsaw is heard again in our land, following nature’s rhythms of winter ice storms, spring hailstorms, and summer tornados. It’s how we live; it’s what we do. These rhythms keep us humble, and remind us how aesthetically pleasing are the words “JASPER-NEWTON ELECTRIC COOPERATIVE” spelled out in a festive green or “PRECINCT 3” in subdued black on the sides of bucket trucks and pole trucks and crew trucks and truck-trucks. Their dignified progress along our mucky roads is as joyful as a religious procession.

 

Here along Beer Can Road and County Dump Extension the power was out for about seventeen hours because the winds and trees took down at least one pole and transformer and any number of lengths of power line. And that was just one or two miles of the hundreds of miles of lines in our service area.

 

As in February’s ice storm, Mr. Bialetti served our morning coffee.

 

The Bialetti coffee maker is a work of Italian genius in function and art, and still made in Italy. Designed almost a hundred years ago, the Bialetti is elegant in thick aluminum, and consists of only three parts. The base is the water chamber, and when the water is just the right heat the physics of the matter bubble it up through the aluminum coffee filter and into the upper chamber, which is the coffee pot proper.

 

The Bialetti is not decorated with “PRECINCT 3” OR “JASPER-NEWTON ELECTRIC COOPERATIVE”, although those would be nice too, but with a picture of natty little man with a natty little moustache, Signor Bialetti himself.

 

The Bialetti is designed for a stove top, of course, and it works fine on a camp stove (OUTSIDE; OPEN FLAMES INSIDE ARE NEVER A GOOD IDEA).

 

Before you start cleaning up the windfall, you need a cup of coffee served by Mr. Bialetti.

 

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