Monday, May 24, 2021

When Abstract Concepts are Seen Floating By - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

When Abstract Concepts are Seen Floating By

 

When abstract concepts are seen floating by

The situation might require new thoughts

Assembled with worn-out hypotheses

Through this twisting night of long butter knives

 

Abstracts are comfortable in their discomfort

Begging one’s soul for logic and spare change

But also willing to go away unanswered

And quite at peace in having disturbed yours

 

When abstract concepts are seen floating by

Better just turn over and get back to sleep

Sunday, May 23, 2021

First Responders: Gifts of Service - weekly column

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

First Responders: Gifts of Service

 

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools

 

-Kipling, “If”

 

Finding a police car parked in front of our country estate along Beer Can Road and County Dump Extension one morning was a surprise. Usually there are only a few rabbits inviting the hawks to breakfast, a tire-flattened possum or two, and the jewel-like glint of fresh beer cans in the morning sun.  We later learned that there was a search on for someone who had been called into court and had not responded appropriately. In the event, we learned that there was more than that. The following interruption to the neighborhood’s rural tranquility lasted some 24 hours.

 

When the Metternichian state of repose is disrupted by fire, flood, false ideologies, or criminal behavior, the causation of a moment can require a prolonged and patient rebuilding of civilization, even when that is on a local level.

 

This resolution requires the prolonged endeavors of skilled men and women of energy, professionalism, and a sense of mission.

 

This day-night-day event required, to the best of my limited knowledge, game wardens, medics, state police, city police, sheriffs and deputies from two counties, police vehicles, police foot patrols, horsemen, search dogs and their handlers, rescue vehicles, helicopters, drones, base establishments in two counties, stand-by service by fire departments and others, and gallons of coffee.

 

In an aside let us note here that our area sheriffs and other law enforcement leaders never appear on teevee wearing tailored golly-gee-whiz pressed uniforms with brass buttons and shiny ornaments and a bunch of stars on their collars as if they were fleet admirals in The Glorious and Majestic All-Powerful and Ever-Victorious Ruritanian Navy.  A proper copper just can’t swan around in all that sartorial nonsense while chasing a meth-cooker through the woods or sorting out a drunken brawl or waiting out a crisis for 24 hours or comforting a weeping mom because her child’s not going to come home.

 

And now I will get back on task:

 

Many of our first responders are volunteers, and so in addition to their support-the-family jobs they also serve the community on their own time and often at their own expense.

 

We need them.

 

Civilization, grounded on thousands of years of human endeavor and faith and culture, celebrated in music, art, literature, and healthy sport, is at times a rickety structure that requires our constant watch and maintenance. When even a few among us fail to do our part, the failure makes a big mess for others to take care of.

 

Genesis is clear that we all fall short, and the New Testament is equally clear that there is hope but that we must participate in that hope. Passivity just won’t do.

 

Kipling reminds us of that in “If,” that marvelous sequence of dependent clauses just as in the Texas Declaration of Independence, reminding us of our failings and our mission. And if we sometimes feel that we are the “worn-out tools,” well, maybe we are, but we still have to do our part for the safety and security of our neighbors and ourselves.

 

Some among us, our first responders in all the services, are especially good at building up again broken things and broken lives. They truly “…fill the unforgiving minute / With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,” and we must always remember that.

 

-30-

 

 

 

 

A Fugitive in His Haunted Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Fugitive in His Haunted Night

 

A police car parked in front of the house

They say there’s a fugitive in the woods

Bailed out of his truck on a county road

Abandoning his girlfriend to be nabbed

 

Well, poor man, he’s lost his truck and his girl

And gained mosquitoes, snakes, coyotes, heat

A fading MePhone signal, rain, rot, mud

And another three years in a white cotton suit

 

Why?

 

Perhaps, like many another poor soul

He lost his way while searching for elusive Truth

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Art 101 and 102 for Dudes in Costume Hats - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Art 101 and 102 for Dudes in Costume Hats

 

For 1971’s Beret Art Dude

 

When paint can mean anything you want it to mean

Then it has no meaning

                                      and neither do you

 

 

For 2021’s Baseball Cap Art Dude

 

When you paint ideological commands

You’re just obeying

                               your master’s orders

Friday, May 21, 2021

The InterGossip has Winked Out, and Now Life Has No Meaning - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The InterGossip has Winked Out, and Now Life Has No Meaning

 

The InterGossip is out, and so I quest

Among little plastic boxes that light up

As a coded series of spiky blue lamps

That might be signaling to other worlds

 

Cutting the power in turn to all the parts

Poking the innards with a paper clip

Like an archaeologist digging for truth

For the Ark of the Contract, or for the Grail

 

The InterGossip is found, and so I rest

In electric repose in this fallen screen

Thursday, May 20, 2021

You'll Have to Bring Your Own Shovel - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

You’ll Have to Bring Your Own Shovel

 

The rising waters are not baptismal

Sandbags are available at the precinct barn

And presumably sand; you’ll have to bring

Your own shovel, though, and your own muscles

 

They say we don’t need our masks anymore

We could sew them into little sandbags

And use them protect a child’s dollhouse

Against the rising storms of adolescence

 

Then at bedtime read a book to the child:

Goodnight, Storms from the Gulf of Mexico

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

But She's not my Wife - not a Spenserian amoretti moment

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

But She’s not my Wife

 

Most nights I go to bed with Agatha Christie

My wife and dog are quite okay with that

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

The Utility Pole at the End of the Rainbow - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Utility Pole at the End of the Rainbow

 

Rain, dreary rain all day, falling in sheets

(Or maybe in comforters and counterpanes)

The whole world shakes to the thunder’s wild beats

And water ponds in the green fields and lanes

 

But then at dusk the clouds part just right

Allowing the sun to make the sky fire-red

And in the east, a rainbow all alight

But behind a utility pole (it must be said)

 

The convention is gold at a rainbow’s end

But electricity too is a useful friend

Monday, May 17, 2021

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Graduation Speech Soup

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Graduation Speech Soup – Simply Stir and Serve

 

Have you noticed that despite all speakers’ efforts, graduation speeches sound very much alike?

 

“Keep the torch alive to pass to a new generation with the key that unlocks the road to the future follow your passion the unemployment will follow woo-hoo we’ve been through some amazing times together make a difference to thine own self be true woo-hoo commencement means a beginning not an ending woo-hoo as we go forth life is a journey not a destination we made it all the hard work we’ve put forth to this point in time these are the best time in our lives as one door closes another door opens because a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step to make the world a better place trust your instincts you don’t find education in books we are the future bright with promise some see the future and ask why but we see the future and ask why not Habakkuk 2:7 woo-hoo we did it I can’t believe we’re here believe in yourself live your dreams to be all that you can be God has a plan for you woo-hoo we have the responsibility to build a new world if opportunity doesn’t know build a door don’t follow the path blaze a trail because there is no one like you because you are an individual just like those other hundred or so people your age and all dressed just alike because life is what happens while you’re making plans woo-hoo live, laugh, love you have to look through the rain to see the rainbow dance like nobody’s looking (even though they are, and they’re laughing at you) aim for the moon and if you miss you’ll hit the moon (or something) life is not waiting for the storm to pass it’s about dancing in the rain because you are a new generation called to miss 100% of the shots you don’t take because we were all one big family who have lived, laughed, and loved together hey and remember the time (name) barfed on the stairs we’ll all that that shared moment to remember together woo-hoo we can’t save all the starfish but I can make a difference for this one because as a great man Robert Frost said in “The Road Not Taken” we can make a difference for all the starfish in the sea of life woo-hoo today is the first day of your rest of your life oh, the places you’ll go like maybe eternal stasis in front of a MePhone I don’t know why they asked me to be the speaker shout-out to Mom wear sunscreen because your future’s so bright close your eyes and remember when hey, an air horn, that’s so cool, no one’s ever done that before woo-hoo I want to congratulate each and every one of you on your incredible talents and abilities as you begin your journey to a bright and shining future because we are the best class (name of school and a shout-out to the mascot) has ever graduated (since last year) woo-hoo a dream is a wish your heart makes and you can become anything you dream to be or wish to be or something #lifehack #hashtag now go forth and make your lives exceptional woo-hoo although on Monday morning we’ll wake up and realize we’re just more unemployed Americans.”

 

But now, as John Milton would suggest, this “tedious song should here have ending,” and it is time to wish much happiness to all of you always.

 

-30-

For Training Purposes this Life May be Monitored - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

For Training Purposes this Life May be Monitored

 

An examination of conscience is good

Thinking about things at the end of each day

Hail Marys mixed in with exasperation

Rough words that should never have been spoken

 

Reading casual cruelties on the InterGossip

Whatever God’s plan might be, that wasn’t it

Gratitude for work, gratitude for meals

Gratitude for peace at the end of the day

 

And as for the occasional bitter cup

Your Mother taught you right: offer it up

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A Metternichian State of Repose - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Metternichian State of Repose

in a Concert of Leaves and Light

 

Up before dawn and out among the quiet

Concelebrating with God the leafy light

That falls as blessing upon the lawn’s soft turns

From grey to gold to green to springing life

 

And then from meditation to liturgy

The Opus Dei of Saturday mornings

With rake and shovel and fire against the litter

That shoals into corners and along the fence

 

The feeblest remembrance of God’s mighty hand

Shaping chaos into order and meaning

Friday, May 14, 2021

A Student Walkout with Hissy-Chants - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Student Walkout with Hissy-Chants

 

But

 

I heard of one student who refused to go

Who bravely thought for herself, and so said no

And she’s the one student I want to know

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Talmud Portion for Today - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Talmud Portion for Today

 

In the Talmud portion for today we read

Of the priestly appointments for stacking wood

And of other liturgical usages

As preparation for the sacrifice

 

But some must read their portion for the day

By a battle lantern’s flickering light

Deep down in a bunker among the tombs

While rockets fall upon Jerusalem

 

Thus blood still splashes against the Temple walls

Thus blood still forms the letters of the text

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

Thus saith the comma-less yellow plastic bags

Fitted to the gasoline pumps of the nation

Where men are free from fuel and punctuation

Free not to take vaccines, wear masks, or vote

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

The check is in the mail that does not come

Or maybe in a hijacked delivery truck

Silhouetted by a burning liquor store

Where dreams of lottery winnings go to die

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

And there’s nothing left in the looted shops

(Let’s blame the teachers, Asians, and cops)

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

A Cargo Cult - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Cargo Cult

 

Conversations are about packages

Packages considered, packages ordered

Packages delivered and packages stolen

Packages as the cosmic medium of exchange

 

Conversations are about packages

Packages that give meaning to our lives

Packages pinched by plundering porch pirates

Packages snatched by maskers in masks

 

What is it all about? the thinker asks -

What if the packages are filled with

                                                           masks?

 

The Cargo Cults of the South Pacific (sjsu.edu)

And other sources

Monday, May 10, 2021

After Momma's Funeral - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

After Momma’s Funeral

 

Three Voices:

 

Where does – I mean, did – Momma keep the coffee?

That cupboard over the coffee maker

The preacher prayed a fine funeral for her

He’s an idiot; no one believes that stuff

 

Momma did; I say that’s what important

Let’s not argue; Momma wouldn’t like it

It doesn’t make any difference; she’s gone

And let’s not babble about what Momma wants

 

I’m not babbling; Momma raised us right, okay?

I want her Bible.

                             Fine; I want her car

Sunday, May 9, 2021

A Joyful Mystery - haiku

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Joyful Mystery

 

May we all someday

Be presented in the Temple

In spite of ourselves

Saturday, May 8, 2021

He was Hollerin' Jesus on Nowhere Street - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

He was Hollerin’ Jesus on Nowhere Street

 

The madman shouted in the market place. No one stopped to answer him.

Thus it was confirmed that his thesis was incontrovertible.

 

-Dag Hammarskjold, Markings, 12.22.57

 

He was hollerin’ Jesus on Nowhere Street

At the Corner of Life and Death, ‘way gone

Where there was a grocery store when we was kids

Next to a soda fountain with pinball machines

 

He was hollerin’ – sinners can’t hear, I guess

And beatin’ on his Bible and dancin’ about

Like a man with a devil in his soul

And that ol’ devil was wearin’ him down

 

He was hollerin’ among the ruins, a shame

When he looked at me

                                and hollered my name

Friday, May 7, 2021

We're Here for Nancy Pelosi's Laptop - mindless doggerel

 

Disclaimer: I have no idea if anything reported is factual; we have no Edward R. Murrow, only conflicting ideological sites purporting to report the news.

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

“We’re Here for Nancy Pelosi’s Laptop”

 

This is Homer, Alaska, Ed Murrow reporting.  Homer, which is no stranger to bad tidings, received news today that that Nancy Pelosi’s laptop is still missing…

 

-as Edward R. Murrow did not say in 1940

 

Up pops the F.B.I., bashing down the door

Guns drawn, handcuffs out, better hit the dirt

Laptops taken, closets searched, they want more -

Maybe Hunter’s pix, or Tom Brady’s shirt

 

Up pops the F.B.I., warrants locked and loaded

Looking for rightista revolutionaries

With secret maps all Q-Anon coded

Bound in bamboo ballots from Buenos Aires

 

Up pops the F.B.I., yes, pop, pop, pop:

“We are here for the senator’s laptop!”

 

“Here in Alaska?”

“I dunno; I’ll ask her!”

 

6 May 2021

 

Tipsters, social media post led FBI to search Homer woman’s home for links to Capitol riot - Anchorage Daily News (adn.com)

 

Search warrant reveals why the FBI raided an Alaska couple’s home (msn.com)

 

Alaska woman says feds searched home for Pelosi's laptop (apnews.com)