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The Russia Project
I will give up my copy of The Brothers Karamazov
When they pry it from my cold, dead hands
The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
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The Russia Project
I will give up my copy of The Brothers Karamazov
When they pry it from my cold, dead hands
Lawrence Hall
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“Or Just Sit in
the Car and Die”
(overheard among the books)
Call Mom
Call Josh
Call an ambulance
Or just sit in the car and die
Lawrence Hall
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Pipe Tobacco and Memories
Today I smelled tobacco from a pipe
Although there was no one around except
Perhaps the ghost of the hardware store savant
Whose wisdom filled the air along with smoke
That honest, manly incense from long ago
When the thinking man smoked a Peterson’s pipe
Dunhill could brag of a royal warrant
And Dr. Grabow was a sovereign cure
No, no, we must not smoke anymore
But we can remember those golden days
Lawrence Hall
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Thanks to the Dim Bulbs
I needed a light bulb from the hardware store
And for a gadget three D-cell batteries
The light bulb was nine dollars (I passed it by)
But bought the batteries for eight dollars each
I think we’re all going to be shopping more now
In the recesses of closets and kitchen shelves
And maybe behind the dryer for an errant sock
And stretching the sell-by dates a week or two
But let us be thankful that we do have light bulbs
And rooms in which to enjoy their glow
(I apologize - this one’s a
mess. Vehemence is no excuse for poor craftsmanship.)
Lawrence Hall
Yevtushenko and
Ukraine
Upon returning home from a boomer-privileged visit to Viet-Nam
I bought at the San Francisco airport a copy of the Penguin edition of Yevtushenko:
Selected Poems. That little paperback, which cost me 75 cents in 1970, is
on the desk beside me as I type.
A new copy of that book is now $16.00. In 1970 a cup of airport
coffee was maybe 25 cents and now would be most of a tenner, so the book is
about the same price in terms of purchasing power.
Upon recently hearing the name Yevtushenko in connection
with Ukraine I looked on the InterGossip and learned that it is a common
Ukrainian name although Yevgeny was from Siberia. His family was part of a
forced resettlement generations ago and so Yevtushenko identified as a Russian.
He annoyed his fellow Russians as a Russian, not as a Ukrainian, but, hey, good
enough.
Yevgeny Yevtushenko was a poet, a biggie in his time, and
had he been born ten years earlier Stalin would have had him shot for his
criticism of Communist policies and of Russian anti-Semitism.
Yevtushenko’s best-known poem, “Babi Yar,” is the one that
would have won him a literary prize made of lead in the basement shooting range
of the Lubyanka.
Babi Yar is a huge ravine that in in 1941 was outside Kiev /
Kyiv and is now inside the city limits. In two days, 29-30 September 1941, the
Nazis murdered approximately 30,000 area Jews there, and over the next two
years murdered more Jews as well as Poles, Gypsies / Roma, partisans, Red Army and
Soviet Navy prisoners, writers, artists, musicians, psychiatric patients, nationalist
Ukrainians, and others.
After the war there was no monument in honor of any of the
victims. Given that the Jews were a substantial number, maybe half, of all the
dead at that one site the USSR wanted no memory of Babi Yar at all. Yevtushenko’s
poem, memorializing the massacres of Jews and other prisoners, somehow bypassed
the censors (no one did cancel culture like the Soviets, although it’s becoming
a fashion here), greatly annoying the regime but by then Yevtushenko was so
famous that killing him was not an option.
The USSR finally put up a vaguely-worded monument to all the
Russian dead but, given the anti-Semitism embedded in both Czarist and Soviet
times, any mention of Jews was pointedly avoided. Upon independence Ukraine
remedied this and there are numerous memorials to all the peoples massacred at
Babi Yar.
Yevtushenko, whose ego was even greater than his skill,
still managed to make much of the “Babi Yar” about himself, anticipating the
me-me-me-ness of what now passes for poetry in our culture of artlessness,
ideology and incessant self-pity, but it’s good anyway. And we should always
remember that Yevtushenko while writing had to consider the possibility of a
ten-year prison sentence or even of being “disappeared” for it.
Babi Yar is only one instance of the terror Ukraine suffered
in the 20th century. That land, the size of Texas, was a giant
battlefield among the armies of the Austrian Empire, the Russian Empire, local
militias, and Bolsheviks. After the revolution the Bolsheviks inflicted
genocide on Ukraine, transplanting some of the population to Siberia and
starving millions more to death in the Holodomor of 1932-1933.
During the Second World War the Nazis occupied Ukraine and
murdered more millions, and after the war the Communists returned to continue
their accustomed mass murders despite the reality that Ukrainians had served in
the Red Army in their thousands.
And then the Russians built poorly-designed nuclear power
plants in Ukraine and staffed them with good comrades instead of real engineers,
dumped wrecked nuclear submarines on the coast, and in general made a further
mess of things.
Let’s not do the gallant-little-Belgium thing here:
Ukrainians are sometimes a mess themselves, and the nation has had lots of
problems transforming itself from a Soviet penal colony to a free nation.
Still, Ukraine is a sovereign nation recognized by the otherwise useless Merovingians
in the United Nations and shouldn’t be subject to the sustained terror of a
neo-Soviet invasion ordered by Dobby-the-House-Elf and his harem of silent,
terrified fly-girls. Further, Ukraine is one of the few food-exporting nations,
and the war has already affected supply and costs here and everywhere else.
Ukraine also exports iron and oil and gas, and is an east-west pipeline
corridor for the transfer of energy.
I am the only man in America without a plan for the Ukraine.
I do not know what we should do or can do. This nation abandoned some of its
own citizens in Afghanistan as well as tanks, artillery, airplane, radar
systems, small arms, drones, bombs, fuel, transport vehicles and other weapons in
great quantities that could have been more than enough to provide Ukraine the
power to repel the Russian invasion.
And yet little help is being offered to Ukraine.
We’re paying for those bad choices with cash and Ukrainians
are paying with their blood. Our well-fed and well-protected generals in their
tailor-made pinks and greens are pleased to appear at government functions in
D. C. while Ukrainian children are either terrified refugees or rotting
fragments of flesh in bombed-out streets.
We need to do some serious thinking. Those in power in this
nation need to get off the golf course and do even more thinking and then
accomplish some of that metaphorical heavy lifting.
What will some future Yevtushenko write about how we responded
when millions of suffering people - hungry, cold, bombed-out, blown-out, constantly
under fire, standing to their posts in the snow against the cruel Russian army,
air force, and navy - asked us for help?
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The Ashes of Lent Fall Upon Ukraine
“Remember, man...”
In Ukraine this year, grey ashes fall
Grey ashes of Lent
that fall on everyone
Whether they will
have them or not -
The still-warm ashes
of our fellow man
“That thou art
dust...”
In Ukraine this
season, grey ashes fall
There is no line;
the ashes wait instead
Among the
swirling smoke to present themselves -
This tiny speck
of ash was someone’s child
“And unto dust
thou shalt return”
In Ukraine this
season, grey ashes fall
And cover civilization
as its funeral pall
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A Non-Religious
Jew
“Well, he may be a good man but he’s certainly not Christian.
Zelensky
is the first Jewish president of Ukraine, even if he is
non-religious...”
-The Remnant, 2 March 2022
He stands in rubbled streets during bomb attacks
And takes a selfie to show us he’s alive
Our tee-shirted leader of the free world
He stands among the wreckage and reassures us
He stands in rubbled streets; he needs a shave
He needs some sleep; he does not need a ride
But The Remnant - O infallible Remnant! –
Dismisses him as just a Jew
If only we were all that Jewish
If only we were all that non-religious
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The Fog of What?
“Russian Attack Sets Ukraine Nuclear Plant on Fire”
-BBC, 3 March 2022
The radiation from Zaporizhzhia
Might slither across our poor dying earth
Like serpents bringing our sins back home to us
That we might meditate upon them in death
And all our unpaid bills, our ungiven thanks
The cars we meant to fill with gas today
Like Bible pages rustling in the nuclear wind
Will have to be completed by a different hand
But this fog of war, that’s what they call it -
In truth it’s only the fog of ****
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The State of the
Union and an Undisclosed Location
The truth is at an undisclosed location
That firm guardian of the Republic
Surrounded by functionaries and bodyguards
Blue-glowing screens set forth on polished oak
The truth is at an undisclosed location
And so am I, an old man musing his dreams
Surrounded by Yevtushenko and Shakespeare
Lord Byron, Shelley, Keats - Miss Marple too
The truth is at an undisclosed location
But we can discover it if we try
(Begin with the sale table at Barnes & Noble)
Lawrence Hall, HSG
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A Pillar of Fire
I heard the fire before I saw it, an inexplicable roaring
hiss. I turned toward the sound and saw a pillar of fire along the road at the corner
of the field. Rushing to the scene I did not find the children of Israel
following the fire but I did find a roadside fire burning along the road from
where, presumably, someone tossed a cigarette.
I hit 9-1-1 and the neighbors rolled into their fields
with trailers, prepared to evacuate their tractors and hay equipment if
necessary.
The first-first responder was Kirbyville City Police
Officer Richard Goins, who scoped the scene quickly and got on the radio to
give the approaching fire department details about the extent of the fire. When I complimented him on his knowledge
about fires he modestly said that he knows only a little, but in fact he does.
Maybe two minutes behind him came several vehicles of the
Kirbyville Volunteer Fire Department crewed by some young men I didn’t know,
followed by Fire Chief Greg Ellis.
Putting out a fire is not simply a matter of spraying
water randomly from a hose; it requires organization and training and constant
attention to where everyone is and what is happening at numerous points along
the fire lines and in depth.
And, happily, because of the professionalism of the KVFD
and the KPD there is little more to tell. Several firemen dragged hoses into
the trees and weeds and along the ditches, and all was over within an hour.
It could have been much different. If I had not happened
to be outside changing the bulb in a porch light I would not have known of the
fire until it had spread into the fields and woods. Houses and tractors and hay
equipment could have been lost, and there would not have been a happy ending.
I did not get to meet all the firemen because even while
they were finishing up on this fire they received a call for another and had to
roll on a controlled burn that was not controlled. It was a busy day for them.
A reality is that there is no such thing as a controlled
burn because the physics of combustion – heat, oxygen, and fuel supply – don’t
pay much attention to our wishes. Winter and spring are even more dangerous for
wildfires because no matter how wet the ground it, the accumulation of dead
summer grasses and weeds and leaves are dry. Even if there is a rain, dead
vegetation does not absorb moisture and so within an hour or two after the rain
stops the fire danger returns.
When a pleasant day presents itself there is a temptation
to clean up the yard (good) and burn litter and debris (bad). The air might be
still when the fire is lit, but then a little breeze stirs up and carries
sparks far beyond the reach of the garden hose and sets new fires among even
short grass in spots too numerous to control with the shovel.
It's best to wait for a still, damp day for such work,
and a plan to live with that fire all day with a water hose, a shovel, and
another fire tender to help watch.
Thanks again to the Kirbyville Fire Department, the
Kirbyville Police Department, and all first responders for their
professionalism and their vigilance.
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
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A Failure to
Connect Thoughts in a Coherent Fashion
I heard something about a football game on Sunday
night. Now, now, don’t tell me, because
I can guess: one team lost the game, the other team won, a mob burned some cars
and looted liquor stores, and the world is now a better place.
I also heard a rumor about some winter sports
competitions in China, but no one seems to be able to confirm it. In truth, see if you can view CBC’s Anthony
Germain from Beijing. And if he doesn’t stop telling the truth about the
bleakness of the scene and the heavy-handedness of the Communists he might
suffer the same smacking-around a Dutch journalist got.
Elon Musk plans to launch 30,000 Elon Musk satellites so
that the entire planet will have Elon Musk InterGossip service. I thought the
only place that didn’t have the InterGossip was Death Valley. A problem with any satellite is that someday
it will fall to earth. Maybe we’ll be given Elon Musk umbrellas.
If Mr. Putin’s soldiers do invade Ukraine this week we
might not have to worry about football mobs or falling satellites. In this
too-connected world and with all those nuclear weapons piled up here and there
every war affects everyone on the planet now. Russia and Ukraine are both
energy exporters, and when all the oil wells and pipelines go BOOM! the
worldwide shortage of energy will affect not only the price of gas and
electricity for us, but the prices of all manufactured goods and food, if they
are available at all. In Shakespeare’s Henry V the King says to his
victorious army, “Do we all holy rites. / Let there be sung “Non Nobis”
and “Te Deum,” / The dead with charity enclosed in clay.” The dead now
will be enclosed in rubble, dust, and maybe clouds of radioactivity. This is an
appropriate occasion for re-reading Mark Twain’s “The War Prayer.”
Two years ago I forgot to put on my mask when I entered a
Denny’s and was scorned with an accusatory chorus of “MASSSSSKKKK!!!!!” Two months ago I remember to put on my mask
when I entered the same Denny’s and was scorned with silent looks of
disapproval. Happily, no one cried out
“FAAAAACE!!!!!”
Last week my family received four made-in-China Covid
test kits. Appreciate the irony. And they’re a little late, eh?
According to the American Embassy in Poland [Message
to U.S. Citizens: Poland/Ukraine Border Open to U.S. Citizens -
February 12, 2022 - U.S. Embassy & Consulate in Poland (usembassy.gov)]
Americans fleeing Ukraine through Poland
(there is no other way by land – the Russians are on all the other sides) need
proof of a Covid jab. Well, their country, their rules. Poland didn’t start
this mess, Mr. Putin did, and in giving assistant to Americans they are defying
a great big bully of a nation that has on numerous occasions attacked and
occupied Poland.
And I don’t understand any of it.
Let us pray to God that these next few weeks are boring.
-30-
Lawrence Hall, HSG
MRE Left Over from
a Hurricane
The other day I found a couple of MREs left over from
some hurricane or other, and enjoyed one of them for lunch.
In Viet-Nam’s sunny clime, where I used to spend my time
(I gave that rhyme to Kipling, and he said he thought he could make a poem from
it), we were occasionally given C-Rations. That they were “C” suggests that
there was an “A” and a “B,” but I never came across any such alphabetical
offerings
C-rats came in in little cans and packages packed into
small cardboard boxes. If you were going
to make a day of fun in the sun you stuffed the various components into your
pockets and threw away the box. About every fifth box contained a little can
opener called a P-38, and no one knows why. You could also open a can with your
pocket knife, and of course no man is completely dressed without his pocket
knife. That’s a rule.
C-rats were pretty good except for the
ham-and-lima-beans; whoever invented that mess committed a war crime.
I was curious about the successor rations,
Meals-Ready-to-Eat, or MRE, and how they differ from C-rats.
MREs are packaged in noisy wrappings that even a deaf
Communist could hear and target from a klick away. They are a bit fussy to
handle and open, and I imagine that would be a real problem in cold weather.
The little heater is more amusing than functional, and
you don’t really need it. As with C-rats, all the items in an MRE are already
cooked and edible right out of the many bags.
As for taste, the spaghetti and meatballs in my MRE were
just like those in the C-rats, so probably there is the same bland consistency
among all the menu items.
C-rats contained a little packet of three cigarettes;
MREs don’t. You are still permitted under very restricted circumstances to kill
your fellow man and he, having hard feelings in the matter, will try to kill
you, but you’d better not have a cigarette.
C-rats also offered a little packet of powdered coffee,
cream and sugar, salt and pepper, and a little plastic spoon. The custom was to
share and swap out these these things and the main menu items with your pals.
My one MRE did not contain coffee, cream, or sugar, but
it did include crackers, Skittles, Kellogg’s Fruity Snacks, and a couple of fig
bars.
The military and FEMA do not manufacture MRE’s; they
contract for them with private suppliers. The menus and health concerns change
frequently, so you know what you’ve got only when you read the labels.
When you look up MRE’s on the InterGossip you’ll find, as
always, all sorts of conflicting verbal noise. One brief video was very useful
in showing the viewer how the heater works, but the information was bracketed
by some unhappy politics.
But then everything’s political now, even the weather and
brushing your teeth.
C-Rations and MREs are not as tasty as the afternoon senior
special at Denny’s, but the point is that you can enjoy them and get some
needful nutrition from them when there is no Denny’s due to power failures or
hurricanes or tornadoes.
As for expiration dates, what you eat or feed your
children will require your wise judgment. In that as in many matters the
InterGossip is unhelpful.
MREs – what would Martha Stewart say?
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The Bank That Used
to Be
This temple dedicated to work and thrift
Is mostly empty now; its marble floors
Feature sticky yellow feet to keep
Errant capitalists away from each other
The offices are vacant; the lights are dim
A lonely teller in chemical-purple hair
And painted, rhinestoned, clawlike fingernails
Counts not deposits but her MePhone keys
There is no line along the yellow feet
Only one communicant with a deposit slip
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You
Russian Poets
Only in Russia is poetry respected. It gets
people killed. Is there
anywhere else where poetry is so common a
motive for murder?
We have gotten into trouble over you
Back in the Cold War and now this hot one
But maybe the investigators’ fear
Was not Communism, but mere literacy
O Mandelstam, you died for words and truth
They say, dear Tsvetaeva, that you hanged
yourself
And Gumilyov, they simply had you shot –
The Silver Age in truth was one of lead
In America no one dies for poetry
Working fast food can be a death penalty,
though
Lawrence Hall
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Are We Looking
Through Sauron’s Eye?
Through our glowing palantiri we watch
Dark images, shadowy and flickering
Ghostly men gathered around machines –
Are we looking through Sauron’s eye?
A silent flash, and structure disappears
Enveloped in blackness and liquid flame
Arcing bits of metal and bits of men -
Are we looking through Sauron’s eye?
Are we looking through Sauron’s eye?
And is that eye now turned on us?
Lawrence Hall, HSG
James Arness –
He Made his Life an Adventure
James
Arness: An Autobiography
James
Arness and James E. Wise, Jr.
McFarland
and Company: 2001
In
his young adulthood James Arness was a blonde-haired surfer dude, which is
difficult to reconcile with his film and television persona, but it’s true, and
one of the many fascinating aspects of the life of this genuine American hero
and natural blonde.
Mr. Arness
served in the army in the Second World War, and because of his 6’6” height he
was ordered to be the first off his platoon’s landing craft at Anzio. He was to
serve as the marker – if the water was too deep and he drowned, the boat would
come closer to the shingle to discharge his fellow soldiers. He was also given
two large packages to take ashore. They contained dynamite for blowing
obstacles.
Some weeks later
shell fragments shattered his foot, and he required occasional surgery throughout
his life. When in a story, especially later in his career, you see James Arness
limping, it’s for real. And he never complained. Because of the wound he was
evacuated; most everyone in his company was killed in the fighting that
followed.
This book is not
a tell-all, and so reflects the honor and dignity of Mr. Arness. He has nothing bad to say about anyone,
and his wry humor is a joy. When a tv movie with Raquel Welch gained a larger
audience than one of his Gunsmoke sequels he asked, with his usual sense
of fun, “What has she got that we haven’t!” Great fun.
Mr.
Arness writes as much, maybe more, about others than he does about himself, and
these mini-biographies are a joy. Further,
the lengthy list of Gunsmoke’s guest stars is a catalogue of Hollywood
at its best.
I
enjoy Gunsmoke, and very much appreciate the quality of acting, writing,
and cinematography. I don’t suppose there is a bad episode, but for me the best
are the half-hour episodes of the first few years. Working with a small budget
and limited time, each is a brilliant, compact story, and the
characterizations, plot elements, and photographic composition and lighting
indicate that the producers learned their craft well from John Ford and other
great filmmakers.
Even
if you aren’t much for cowboy films the story of James Arness’ life is
interesting; if you enjoy his movies from the 1940s and 1950s, Gunsmoke,
The McCahans, and his other television productions you will find this
autobiography especially entertaining and informative.
James
Arness loved surfing and sailing and the sea so much that he closes his book
with a quote from Lord Byron’s Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage (1812):
There
is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There
is society, where none intrudes,
By
the deep sea, and the music is in its roar;
I
love not Man the less, But Nature more
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The Loneliest Man in the world
Those he commands move only in command,
Nothing in love: now does he feel his title
Hang loose about him, like a giant’s robe
Upon a dwarfish thief
-Macbeth
5:2
His palaces and
dachas are Dunsinanes
With polished
floors and television maps
With whining
voices in empty uniforms
With woods that
come against him in the night
His life, his
dreams are sere and crumbling leaves
Waiting only for
the broom to sweep them away
Waiting only for
the dead to summon them
Waiting only for
the final hour to come
He does not hang
his banners on reality
He only pushes
buttons on remote controls
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Preparing my Wordle for the
Third World War
I would have said that the Cold War was the Third
Viet-Nam was hot enough for me
But the old men rattling their dentures in anger
Assure us that this new war is the one
Today I withdrew some cash from the bank
Topped off the gas tanks and the lawnmower cans
Bought water, toilet paper, and batteries
And propped my walking stick beside my bed
My daughter says that tomorrow we start WORDLE
With “PEACE” - her warfare is the best of all
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The President of
the United States Addresses the World
24 February 2022
Let me be perfectly clear the bottom line
Is this flagrant violations unilaterally
Create make no mistake stained by association
People’s hearts and hopes with every tool more purposeful
Vision assault on the very principles
Every tool at our disposal rising prices
At the gas pump American gas and oil
Companies my administration sanctions
Package monitoring energy supplies consuming
Countries actively working feeling coordinating
At the gas pump stand up to bullies we
are prepared to respond additional moves
Sanctioned to amplify the joint impact...
While the brave young are shot down in the streets
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“The Result was
Silence”
"Today
I initiated a telephone conversation with the President of the
Russian
Federation. The result was silence.”
-President Volodymyr Zelenskiy
There is no silence in Kiev this dawn
Morning commutes, intermittent news feeds
Explosions. Power failures. How many will die
Without finishing their WORDLE today
Old men rattle their dentures in outrage
Sky News reports a couple of police officers
In the street below, smoking cigarettes
Which makes more sense than most things just now
Kharkov’s air-raid sirens are deeper than Kiev’s
There is no silence in Kiev this dawn