Saturday, March 19, 2022

We Love our Geriatric Murder Mysteries - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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We Love our Geriatric Murder Mysteries

 

We love our geriatric murder mysteries:

Father Brown with his parcels and brolly

Columbo and his rambling histories

Inspector Barnaby and Troy, by golly

 

Jessica Fletcher writing novels Down East

Good Doctor Sloan solving crime on the beach

Ben Matlock who thinks hot dogs are a feast

Poirot and Miss Marple, teacups in reach

 

Typewriters, file folders, and telephones

And hidden behind a wall –

                                              the victim’s bones!

Friday, March 18, 2022

The Song of the Rotor-Tiller is Heard in Our Land - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Song of the Rotor-Tiller is Heard in Our Land

 

The tines are set for six inches

 

Today we harvest broken bits of glass

Fragments of old toys, bit of aluminum

A Sylvania flash cube still intact

From a picture taken decades ago

 

The tines are set for rich earth

 

Tomorrow we’ll plant sunflowers to sing

“Slava Ukraini!” In the summer sun

Tomatoes, zinnias, peppers in their zones

A little sweet corn and more flowers for fun

 

The tines are set for happiness

 

In this little garden-world of peace

Between the bee-pool and the olive tree

Thursday, March 17, 2022

We Write Our Words in Order to Give them Away - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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We Write Our Words in Order to Give Them Away

 

Only connect

 

-Evelyn Waugh

 

All literature is world literature

A culture that hugs itself to itself

And refuses to share and share alike

Consumes itself in a closed loop, and dies

 

A mother sings to see her baby smile

A farmer whistles as he follows the plow

A poet speaks to hear her words aloud

A seaman chants his strength against the wind

 

All workers in all languages create -

All literature is world literature

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

William Wordsworth Receives an Email of Rejection - poem

 Lawrence Hall

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William Wordsworth Receives an Email of Rejection

 

Dear Pronoun-of-Preference Wordsworth:

 

We have interrogated your poem about daffodils

And can only regret your lack of filtering

For post-colonial non-binary tropes

And gender-vulnerable intersectionality

 

The daffodils appear not to have been consulted

With regard for their self-affirmation

Which suggests patriarchal guilt through your

Hetero-normative stratification

 

We find your daffodils ruthlessly aggressive

And your masculinist constructs, yes, regressive

 

We wish you success elsewhere. Anywhere

Go away

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

 

A Sign Along a Texas Road

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

Newton is one way, and Jasper the other

Along the two-lane blacktop between the fields

A farmer in chambray blue cultivates his corn

And lads in prison whites cultivate the state’s

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

The passerby wonders if the hitchhikers

Are escaping from inmates or if

The hitchhikers are the inmates who choose

Not to be inmates at the moment

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

And then there’s the difference between “may” and “might”

Hitchhikers and inmates, soon out of sight

 

Maybe we’re all trying to escape something

 

Monday, March 14, 2022

But Which Jaw Drops - the Upper? Or the Lower? - errant nonsense

 

Lawrence Hall

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But Which Jaw Drops – the Upper? Or the Lower?

 

An advert assures us its product is jaw-dropping

If true, this loss of body parts would be painful

And which part of the purchaser’s jaw drops?

The upper jaw? The lower jaw? The set?

 

Given our recent experience with Nile.com

We can’t be sure of both jaws for one price

The advertisement might be for a set of jaws

But the small print says you have to pay extra

 

For a complete jaw-jaw

 

As a dime-store guru from the 60s might ask

What is the sound of one jaw dropping?

Dropping

Dropping

Dropping

(Clunk!)

Sunday, March 13, 2022

I Don't Know How Life Can Go On - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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I Don’t Know How Life Can Go On

 

Life can be an impossible hurdle

Just now I want to hide and turn turtle

My breakfast within me has begun to curdle

Because for the first time I lost the Wordle!

Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Dushen'ka - weekly column, 13 March 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Dushen’ka

 

Should Tex Ritter and John Wayne be cancelled as Russian sympathizers?

 

Imagine Tex Ritter, that good ol’ Panola County boy, singing a western song composed by a veteran of the Soviet Red Army whose early works include music for huge Communist spectacles. Who among us hasn’t joined in to sing along with that merry toe-tapper, “The Storming of the Winter Palace?”

 

Imagine John Wayne hiring the same Russian musician for a number of his movies as well as becoming his friend.

 

And it’s true, of course. Dmitri Tiompkin was born in the Russian Empire in what is now Ukraine, was educated in Saint Petersburg / Petrograd / Leningrad, did some time in the Red Army, and made his way to Hollywood via Berlin, Paris, and New York. Had he been able to find steady work in the USSR he would later have been murdered in Stalin’s purges of thousands of artists, poets, scholars, filmmakers, musicians, soldiers, childhood friends, old comrades, Ukrainians, and, finally, physicians.

 

Tiompkin, a classically trained musician, was a biggie in American films for almost fifty years, and won his first Oscar for High Noon, including its title song, “Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Darling.”

 

John Wayne famously disliked High Noon for its purported Communist associations, although the Soviets criticized the film for its “individualistic” protagonist. In this movie the solitary sheriff faces the baddies with no help from the citizens except his Quaker wife.

 

As a response to High Noon John Wayne and Howard Hawks made Rio Bravo which took the same situation – a solitary hero facing a bunch of bad dudes – and reverses the concept by having the sheriff refuse the help of the willing but untrained citizenry, who in the end show up anyway.

 

Both are brilliant American films, but one would be required in film class with the sheriff as a protagonist; the other is a Saturday afternoon yippee in which the sheriff is a hero. “Protagonist” is film school; “hero” is old school. High Noon is in minimalist black-and-white and Rio Bravo is in glorious Technicolor. High Noon is heavy with introspection and existential philosophy, but Rio Bravo is pretty high in thinky-ness too.

 

What High Noon really lacks, though, is Angie Dickinson throwing a flowerpot through a saloon window.

 

Both films were scored by Dimitri Tiompkin. Wayne and Hawks were hawks, all right, but they wanted their favorite Russian to make the music, and no one could depict the old west as well as Tiompkin, who wrote in his autobiography:

 

steppe is a steppe is a steppe.... The problems of the cowboy and the Cossack are very similar. They share a love of nature and a love of animals. Their courage and their philosophical attitudes are similar, and the steppes of Russia are much like the prairies of America.

 

The point in all this is that neither Russians nor anyone else should act like Communists or Putin-istas through acts of canceling, of censorship, and we’ve been getting some of that lately. Recently we have seen pictures of silly people pouring Russian vodka into sewers, which neglects the reality that the Russians were already paid for the vodka. But some folks never allow an opportunity for posturing to go by.

 

Many thousands of Russians are in prison right now for protesting Mr. Putin’s illegal and unrestrained invasion of Ukraine. They represent many more thousands of Russians who agree with them but are not yet ready to be beaten in the streets, humiliated, arrested, imprisoned, and tortured. They are not posturing. They are being censored and, in some cases, canceled – really canceled - for disapproving of the mass murder of their Ukrainian neighbors.

 

When anyone suggests canceling or censorship, let us remember that the First Amendment (Russia doesn’t have one of those) is all about not canceling or censoring.

 

-30-

 

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Shifting the Clockfoolery Forward - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Shifting the Clockfoolery Forward

 

“Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.”

 

-Thoreau

 

This is the day we search out all the clocks:

 

Two in the den (in which no animals live)

One in the kitchen above the dishy sink

One in the dining room (it chimes the hours)

          (the clock, I mean; dining rooms do not chime)

One in the living room next to the piano

Five in the bedroom (I have no idea why)

          (Unless I should count clocks instead of sheep)

One in the guest bathroom (its battery is dead)

One in the guest room for guests to see

Three in my office (Mr. Spock tells time)

One on the patio for wasps to buzz

And all the old watches which are not smart

 

And pointlessly push them forward an hour

 

We often seem to be searching for time

But perhaps it is time who is searching for us

Friday, March 11, 2022

The Empires That Might Have Been - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Empires That Might Have Been

 

“The empires of the future will be empires of the mind.”

 

-attributed to Winston Churchill

 

Empires of the mind – what a glorious dream

A world of laboratories and libraries

Of beauty through truth, music, words, and art

The free exchange of ideas and discoveries

 

Ministers of state might have launched missives, not missiles

In polished meter instead of heavy prose

And the worst of enemies would have shared

Champagne and verse on a veranda at dusk

 

While their children scampered in search of fireflies

Then giggled secrets on the porch of St. Michael’s Church

Thursday, March 10, 2022

On Reading Kaminsky's DEAF REPUBLIC - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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On Reading Kaminsky’s Deaf Republic

 

Kaminsky takes our neat constructions and breaks

Them back into their atoms, primordial chaos

So that we are reminded that before Creation

There were all those silences laying around

 

Atoms reminded                  chaos bits that takes before

 

                              before before         breaks

 

our and

 

n

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a

t

primordial around are we Kaminsky constructions          into back atoms them lying Creation those silences reminded so were there

 

A poet organizes sounds into meanings

Kaminsky reminds us to pay closer attention

                                          to the silences

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

The Russia Project - short poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Russia Project

 

I will give up my copy of The Brothers Karamazov

When they pry it from my cold, dead hands

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Or Just Sit in the Car and Die - short poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

“Or Just Sit in the Car and Die”

 

(overheard among the books)

 

Call Mom

Call Josh

Call an ambulance

Or just sit in the car and die

Monday, March 7, 2022

Pipe Tobacco and Memories - poem

Lawrence Hall

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Pipe Tobacco and Memories

 

Today I smelled tobacco from a pipe

Although there was no one around except

Perhaps the ghost of the hardware store savant

Whose wisdom filled the air along with smoke

 

That honest, manly incense from long ago

When the thinking man smoked a Peterson’s pipe

Dunhill could brag of a royal warrant

And Dr. Grabow was a sovereign cure

 

No, no, we must not smoke anymore

But we can remember those golden days


Sunday, March 6, 2022

Thanks to the Dim Bulbs - poem

 


Lawrence Hall

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                            Thanks to the Dim Bulbs


I needed a light bulb from the hardware store

And for a gadget three D-cell batteries

The light bulb was nine dollars (I passed it by)

But bought the batteries for eight dollars each 


I think we’re all going to be shopping more now

In the recesses of closets and kitchen shelves

And maybe behind the dryer for an errant sock

And stretching the sell-by dates a week or two


But let us be thankful that we do have light bulbs

And rooms in which to enjoy their glow


Yevtushenko and Ukraine - weekly column, 6 March 2022

 

(I apologize - this one’s a mess. Vehemence is no excuse for poor craftsmanship.)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Yevtushenko and Ukraine

 

Upon returning home from a boomer-privileged visit to Viet-Nam I bought at the San Francisco airport a copy of the Penguin edition of Yevtushenko: Selected Poems. That little paperback, which cost me 75 cents in 1970, is on the desk beside me as I type. 

 

A new copy of that book is now $16.00. In 1970 a cup of airport coffee was maybe 25 cents and now would be most of a tenner, so the book is about the same price in terms of purchasing power.

 

Upon recently hearing the name Yevtushenko in connection with Ukraine I looked on the InterGossip and learned that it is a common Ukrainian name although Yevgeny was from Siberia. His family was part of a forced resettlement generations ago and so Yevtushenko identified as a Russian. He annoyed his fellow Russians as a Russian, not as a Ukrainian, but, hey, good enough.

 

Yevgeny Yevtushenko was a poet, a biggie in his time, and had he been born ten years earlier Stalin would have had him shot for his criticism of Communist policies and of Russian anti-Semitism.

 

Yevtushenko’s best-known poem, “Babi Yar,” is the one that would have won him a literary prize made of lead in the basement shooting range of the Lubyanka.

 

Babi Yar is a huge ravine that in in 1941 was outside Kiev / Kyiv and is now inside the city limits. In two days, 29-30 September 1941, the Nazis murdered approximately 30,000 area Jews there, and over the next two years murdered more Jews as well as Poles, Gypsies / Roma, partisans, Red Army and Soviet Navy prisoners, writers, artists, musicians, psychiatric patients, nationalist Ukrainians, and others.

 

After the war there was no monument in honor of any of the victims. Given that the Jews were a substantial number, maybe half, of all the dead at that one site the USSR wanted no memory of Babi Yar at all. Yevtushenko’s poem, memorializing the massacres of Jews and other prisoners, somehow bypassed the censors (no one did cancel culture like the Soviets, although it’s becoming a fashion here), greatly annoying the regime but by then Yevtushenko was so famous that killing him was not an option.

 

The USSR finally put up a vaguely-worded monument to all the Russian dead but, given the anti-Semitism embedded in both Czarist and Soviet times, any mention of Jews was pointedly avoided. Upon independence Ukraine remedied this and there are numerous memorials to all the peoples massacred at Babi Yar.

 

Yevtushenko, whose ego was even greater than his skill, still managed to make much of the “Babi Yar” about himself, anticipating the me-me-me-ness of what now passes for poetry in our culture of artlessness, ideology and incessant self-pity, but it’s good anyway. And we should always remember that Yevtushenko while writing had to consider the possibility of a ten-year prison sentence or even of being “disappeared” for it.

 

Babi Yar is only one instance of the terror Ukraine suffered in the 20th century. That land, the size of Texas, was a giant battlefield among the armies of the Austrian Empire, the Russian Empire, local militias, and Bolsheviks. After the revolution the Bolsheviks inflicted genocide on Ukraine, transplanting some of the population to Siberia and starving millions more to death in the Holodomor of 1932-1933.

 

During the Second World War the Nazis occupied Ukraine and murdered more millions, and after the war the Communists returned to continue their accustomed mass murders despite the reality that Ukrainians had served in the Red Army in their thousands.

 

And then the Russians built poorly-designed nuclear power plants in Ukraine and staffed them with good comrades instead of real engineers, dumped wrecked nuclear submarines on the coast, and in general made a further mess of things.

 

Let’s not do the gallant-little-Belgium thing here: Ukrainians are sometimes a mess themselves, and the nation has had lots of problems transforming itself from a Soviet penal colony to a free nation. Still, Ukraine is a sovereign nation recognized by the otherwise useless Merovingians in the United Nations and shouldn’t be subject to the sustained terror of a neo-Soviet invasion ordered by Dobby-the-House-Elf and his harem of silent, terrified fly-girls. Further, Ukraine is one of the few food-exporting nations, and the war has already affected supply and costs here and everywhere else. Ukraine also exports iron and oil and gas, and is an east-west pipeline corridor for the transfer of energy.

 

I am the only man in America without a plan for the Ukraine. I do not know what we should do or can do. This nation abandoned some of its own citizens in Afghanistan as well as tanks, artillery, airplane, radar systems, small arms, drones, bombs, fuel, transport vehicles and other weapons in great quantities that could have been more than enough to provide Ukraine the power to repel the Russian invasion.

 

And yet little help is being offered to Ukraine.

 

We’re paying for those bad choices with cash and Ukrainians are paying with their blood. Our well-fed and well-protected generals in their tailor-made pinks and greens are pleased to appear at government functions in D. C. while Ukrainian children are either terrified refugees or rotting fragments of flesh in bombed-out streets.

 

We need to do some serious thinking. Those in power in this nation need to get off the golf course and do even more thinking and then accomplish some of that metaphorical heavy lifting.

 

What will some future Yevtushenko write about how we responded when millions of suffering people - hungry, cold, bombed-out, blown-out, constantly under fire, standing to their posts in the snow against the cruel Russian army, air force, and navy - asked us for help?

 

-30-

 

Saturday, March 5, 2022

The Ashes of Lent Fall Upon Ukraine - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Ashes of Lent Fall Upon Ukraine

 

“Remember, man...”

 

In Ukraine this year, grey ashes fall

Grey ashes of Lent that fall on everyone

Whether they will have them or not -

The still-warm ashes of our fellow man

 

“That thou art dust...”

 

In Ukraine this season, grey ashes fall

There is no line; the ashes wait instead

Among the swirling smoke to present themselves -

This tiny speck of ash was someone’s child

 

“And unto dust thou shalt return”

 

In Ukraine this season, grey ashes fall

And cover civilization as its funeral pall

Friday, March 4, 2022

A Non-Religious Jew - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Non-Religious Jew

 

“Well, he may be a good man but he’s certainly not Christian. Zelensky

is the first Jewish president of Ukraine, even if he is non-religious...”

 

-The Remnant, 2 March 2022

 

He stands in rubbled streets during bomb attacks

And takes a selfie to show us he’s alive

Our tee-shirted leader of the free world

He stands among the wreckage and reassures us

 

He stands in rubbled streets; he needs a shave

He needs some sleep; he does not need a ride

But The Remnant - O infallible Remnant! –

Dismisses him as just a Jew

 

If only we were all that Jewish

If only we were all that non-religious

Thursday, March 3, 2022

The Fog of What? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Fog of What?

 

“Russian Attack Sets Ukraine Nuclear Plant on Fire”

 

-BBC, 3 March 2022

 

The radiation from Zaporizhzhia

Might slither across our poor dying earth

Like serpents bringing our sins back home to us

That we might meditate upon them in death

 

And all our unpaid bills, our ungiven thanks

The cars we meant to fill with gas today

Like Bible pages rustling in the nuclear wind

Will have to be completed by a different hand

 

But this fog of war, that’s what they call it -

In truth it’s only the fog of ****

The State of the Union and an Undisclosed Location

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

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The State of the Union and an Undisclosed Location

 

The truth is at an undisclosed location

That firm guardian of the Republic

Surrounded by functionaries and bodyguards

Blue-glowing screens set forth on polished oak

 

The truth is at an undisclosed location

And so am I, an old man musing his dreams

Surrounded by Yevtushenko and Shakespeare

Lord Byron, Shelley, Keats - Miss Marple too

 

The truth is at an undisclosed location

But we can discover it if we try

 

(Begin with the sale table at Barnes & Noble)