Sunday, March 27, 2022

Scholarship Applications as Existential Depair - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Scholarship Applications as Existential Despair

 

I made all AS in honors english

Shopping, video games, hanging with my friends

I am active in my cruch. And sunday school

Shopping, video games, hanging with my friends

 

Shopping, video games, hanging with my friends

I like hunting deer. And my family

Shopping, video games, hanging with my friends

I go out to much for anytime for hobbies

 

Shopping, video games, hanging with my friends -

My powerful quest of excellence never ends

Saturday, March 26, 2022

A Discarded Cat - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Discarded Cat

 

She adopted us several weeks ago

And after the usual hissings and spittings

Was accepted by the other cats

And the yapping dachshunds? Well, not so much

 

Cinnamon-Cat loves to be petted and fed

She follows me about my daily work

With plants and plots and pots and honeybees

But she doesn’t quite trust me, not yet

 

But I’ll do my best; you can bet on that

For she is no longer a discarded cat

Friday, March 25, 2022

Halftime Show - A James Bond Medley (poem)

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Halftime Show – A James Bond Medley

 

Arrangement by Cliff Clash, B.A., M.Ed,

Choreography by Cliff Clash, B.A., M.Ed,

And Ms. Feather Dream Jones-Clash, B.A.

 

In a dinner jacket from the theatre club

A sophomore spy-dances among the twirlers

Along the fifty-yard line all sodden with

The stench of muck and summer-sodden heat

 

The sodium lights cast a wicked glare

Upon the field and the concession stand

Where snackers in cartoon tees ignore

The blat of the tubas, the boom of the drums

 

The polyester uniforms now march away

While James Bond coughs in clouds of mosquito spray

Thursday, March 24, 2022

The Mediaeval Project - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Mediaeval Project

 

Let us progress to the Middle Ages

Those centuries that anchor us in love

Oh, yes, we’ll take along our antibiotics

Our printing presses, eyeglasses, and pocketknives

 

But we will progress to a living world

Of well-tended fields and chapels of ease

The daily mysteries of the Rosary

Following the mysteries of the plough

 

Let us progress to the Middle Ages

Each life a Word written on sunlit pages

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

I Met a Girl in Newfoundland - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

I Met a Girl in Newfoundland

 

She was seated behind the courtesy desk

At the Costco in Saint John’s

All bundled up and shivering

On a drizzly morning in July

 

“Oh, it’s not that cold,” I laughed

“I’ve never been warm in my life,” she replied

“I’ve never been off this island

And I’ve never been warm in my life”

 

After a pause, I slunk away

To ponder my coldness that summer day

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

A Judge Who Looks Like Me - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Judge Who Looks Like Me

 

I do not want a judge who looks like me

I want a judge who looks at me

                                                          and you

And tells us all, “You have asked for justice

And justice you will have.”

Sunday, March 20, 2022

The Sunshine Protection Act - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Sunshine Protection Act

 

Our Senate has passed the Sunshine Protection Act

And if Old Sol is a sentient being

(And most of us rather hope he is)

He will be much surprised to hear of it

 

We didn’t know the sun needed protecting:

He rises every day and gives us his best

His brightest “good morning” slanting across

Our happy dreams as they become our hopes

 

Some tell us that our star is a minor sun

But we’ve never met a finer one!

A Lawyer Who Bullies Children - weekly column, 3.20.2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Lawyer Who Bullies Children

 

Last week there was an “incident” [Disney World ‘regrets’ performance by Texas high school’s drill team at Magic Kingdom - NewsBreak] at Disney World: a dance routine by a high school drill team with the Port Neches-Groves band during a parade at Disney World.

 

“Incident,” it says. An incident. A high school dance routine was an incident.

 

An attorney – let us call her Miz Grundy – decreed the performance “racist” [Video of 'Racist' Routine That Spurred Disney World Apology Gets 1.2M Views (newsweek.com)]:

 

Cuz a bunch of kids in fringe chanting “scalp ‘em Indians, scalp ‘em” is honor, right?

And any Natives who attend @pngisd should prolly just accept their classmates dehumanizing them cuz “tradition”, right?

Shame on @DisneyParks hosting this. Nostalgic racism is RACISM. pic.twitter.com/ELsJHRgJlw

 

['Indianettes' Drill Team Not Allowed to Wear War Bonnets, But Are Allowed to Chant 'Scalp 'Em' During Magic Kingdom Performance - WDW News Today ](wdwnt.com)]

 

One is surprised to read that an attorney writes “cuz” for “because” and “prolly” for “probably,” misplaces commas, capitalizes inappropriately, and employs quotation marks for sarcasm. Puerile usage tends to compromise whatever thesis one is trying to make.

 

Although the Port Neches-Groves band, including the Indianettes (that usage is admittedly awkward), has visited the Magic Kingdom numerous times in the past, this is the first time the habitually offended bothered to notice.

 

A spokesperson for Disney (the happiest place on earth, and so on) quickly flung the kids under the metaphorical bus, averring that a charming and innocent dance routine does not reflect Disney’s “core values” [Disney World ‘regrets’...].

 

The Disney Company produced and still profits from Song of the South, Davy Crockett: Indian Fighter, Dumbo, The Jungle Book, Peter Pan, and perhaps other films with inappropriate depictions of different peoples, but they deflect from their own behaviors by piling on the kids who participate and contribute.  These are the sort of young people we want, energetic and disciplined. But they are being hammered (that’s a metaphor; the grim Miz Grundy might not understand that) while the kids whose lives center on playing video games and hanging out are unnoticed and thus not faulted.

 

None of us can sort out the often violent history of this nation. We should do a better job than we have in the past, and deal with it with honesty, humility, and self-reflection, not self-obsessed ideologies. It is certain that none of the enormities of our troubled past can be addressed by censoring, of all things, children’s dance routines.

 

Angry emails are soaring through the airwaves among Disney, those who claim to represent the Indianettes, Miz Grundy, and the Cherokee Nation Principal Chief.

 

Fine.

 

Have at it.

 

That’s democracy in action.

 

But leave the kids alone.

 

-30-

Saturday, March 19, 2022

We Love our Geriatric Murder Mysteries - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

We Love our Geriatric Murder Mysteries

 

We love our geriatric murder mysteries:

Father Brown with his parcels and brolly

Columbo and his rambling histories

Inspector Barnaby and Troy, by golly

 

Jessica Fletcher writing novels Down East

Good Doctor Sloan solving crime on the beach

Ben Matlock who thinks hot dogs are a feast

Poirot and Miss Marple, teacups in reach

 

Typewriters, file folders, and telephones

And hidden behind a wall –

                                              the victim’s bones!

Friday, March 18, 2022

The Song of the Rotor-Tiller is Heard in Our Land - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Song of the Rotor-Tiller is Heard in Our Land

 

The tines are set for six inches

 

Today we harvest broken bits of glass

Fragments of old toys, bit of aluminum

A Sylvania flash cube still intact

From a picture taken decades ago

 

The tines are set for rich earth

 

Tomorrow we’ll plant sunflowers to sing

“Slava Ukraini!” In the summer sun

Tomatoes, zinnias, peppers in their zones

A little sweet corn and more flowers for fun

 

The tines are set for happiness

 

In this little garden-world of peace

Between the bee-pool and the olive tree

Thursday, March 17, 2022

We Write Our Words in Order to Give them Away - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

We Write Our Words in Order to Give Them Away

 

Only connect

 

-Evelyn Waugh

 

All literature is world literature

A culture that hugs itself to itself

And refuses to share and share alike

Consumes itself in a closed loop, and dies

 

A mother sings to see her baby smile

A farmer whistles as he follows the plow

A poet speaks to hear her words aloud

A seaman chants his strength against the wind

 

All workers in all languages create -

All literature is world literature

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

William Wordsworth Receives an Email of Rejection - poem

 Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


William Wordsworth Receives an Email of Rejection

 

Dear Pronoun-of-Preference Wordsworth:

 

We have interrogated your poem about daffodils

And can only regret your lack of filtering

For post-colonial non-binary tropes

And gender-vulnerable intersectionality

 

The daffodils appear not to have been consulted

With regard for their self-affirmation

Which suggests patriarchal guilt through your

Hetero-normative stratification

 

We find your daffodils ruthlessly aggressive

And your masculinist constructs, yes, regressive

 

We wish you success elsewhere. Anywhere

Go away

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

 

A Sign Along a Texas Road

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

Newton is one way, and Jasper the other

Along the two-lane blacktop between the fields

A farmer in chambray blue cultivates his corn

And lads in prison whites cultivate the state’s

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

The passerby wonders if the hitchhikers

Are escaping from inmates or if

The hitchhikers are the inmates who choose

Not to be inmates at the moment

 

Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates

 

And then there’s the difference between “may” and “might”

Hitchhikers and inmates, soon out of sight

 

Maybe we’re all trying to escape something

 

Monday, March 14, 2022

But Which Jaw Drops - the Upper? Or the Lower? - errant nonsense

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

But Which Jaw Drops – the Upper? Or the Lower?

 

An advert assures us its product is jaw-dropping

If true, this loss of body parts would be painful

And which part of the purchaser’s jaw drops?

The upper jaw? The lower jaw? The set?

 

Given our recent experience with Nile.com

We can’t be sure of both jaws for one price

The advertisement might be for a set of jaws

But the small print says you have to pay extra

 

For a complete jaw-jaw

 

As a dime-store guru from the 60s might ask

What is the sound of one jaw dropping?

Dropping

Dropping

Dropping

(Clunk!)

Sunday, March 13, 2022

I Don't Know How Life Can Go On - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

I Don’t Know How Life Can Go On

 

Life can be an impossible hurdle

Just now I want to hide and turn turtle

My breakfast within me has begun to curdle

Because for the first time I lost the Wordle!

Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Dushen'ka - weekly column, 13 March 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Dushen’ka

 

Should Tex Ritter and John Wayne be cancelled as Russian sympathizers?

 

Imagine Tex Ritter, that good ol’ Panola County boy, singing a western song composed by a veteran of the Soviet Red Army whose early works include music for huge Communist spectacles. Who among us hasn’t joined in to sing along with that merry toe-tapper, “The Storming of the Winter Palace?”

 

Imagine John Wayne hiring the same Russian musician for a number of his movies as well as becoming his friend.

 

And it’s true, of course. Dmitri Tiompkin was born in the Russian Empire in what is now Ukraine, was educated in Saint Petersburg / Petrograd / Leningrad, did some time in the Red Army, and made his way to Hollywood via Berlin, Paris, and New York. Had he been able to find steady work in the USSR he would later have been murdered in Stalin’s purges of thousands of artists, poets, scholars, filmmakers, musicians, soldiers, childhood friends, old comrades, Ukrainians, and, finally, physicians.

 

Tiompkin, a classically trained musician, was a biggie in American films for almost fifty years, and won his first Oscar for High Noon, including its title song, “Do Not Forsake Me, Oh, My Darling.”

 

John Wayne famously disliked High Noon for its purported Communist associations, although the Soviets criticized the film for its “individualistic” protagonist. In this movie the solitary sheriff faces the baddies with no help from the citizens except his Quaker wife.

 

As a response to High Noon John Wayne and Howard Hawks made Rio Bravo which took the same situation – a solitary hero facing a bunch of bad dudes – and reverses the concept by having the sheriff refuse the help of the willing but untrained citizenry, who in the end show up anyway.

 

Both are brilliant American films, but one would be required in film class with the sheriff as a protagonist; the other is a Saturday afternoon yippee in which the sheriff is a hero. “Protagonist” is film school; “hero” is old school. High Noon is in minimalist black-and-white and Rio Bravo is in glorious Technicolor. High Noon is heavy with introspection and existential philosophy, but Rio Bravo is pretty high in thinky-ness too.

 

What High Noon really lacks, though, is Angie Dickinson throwing a flowerpot through a saloon window.

 

Both films were scored by Dimitri Tiompkin. Wayne and Hawks were hawks, all right, but they wanted their favorite Russian to make the music, and no one could depict the old west as well as Tiompkin, who wrote in his autobiography:

 

steppe is a steppe is a steppe.... The problems of the cowboy and the Cossack are very similar. They share a love of nature and a love of animals. Their courage and their philosophical attitudes are similar, and the steppes of Russia are much like the prairies of America.

 

The point in all this is that neither Russians nor anyone else should act like Communists or Putin-istas through acts of canceling, of censorship, and we’ve been getting some of that lately. Recently we have seen pictures of silly people pouring Russian vodka into sewers, which neglects the reality that the Russians were already paid for the vodka. But some folks never allow an opportunity for posturing to go by.

 

Many thousands of Russians are in prison right now for protesting Mr. Putin’s illegal and unrestrained invasion of Ukraine. They represent many more thousands of Russians who agree with them but are not yet ready to be beaten in the streets, humiliated, arrested, imprisoned, and tortured. They are not posturing. They are being censored and, in some cases, canceled – really canceled - for disapproving of the mass murder of their Ukrainian neighbors.

 

When anyone suggests canceling or censorship, let us remember that the First Amendment (Russia doesn’t have one of those) is all about not canceling or censoring.

 

-30-

 

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Shifting the Clockfoolery Forward - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Shifting the Clockfoolery Forward

 

“Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.”

 

-Thoreau

 

This is the day we search out all the clocks:

 

Two in the den (in which no animals live)

One in the kitchen above the dishy sink

One in the dining room (it chimes the hours)

          (the clock, I mean; dining rooms do not chime)

One in the living room next to the piano

Five in the bedroom (I have no idea why)

          (Unless I should count clocks instead of sheep)

One in the guest bathroom (its battery is dead)

One in the guest room for guests to see

Three in my office (Mr. Spock tells time)

One on the patio for wasps to buzz

And all the old watches which are not smart

 

And pointlessly push them forward an hour

 

We often seem to be searching for time

But perhaps it is time who is searching for us

Friday, March 11, 2022

The Empires That Might Have Been - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Empires That Might Have Been

 

“The empires of the future will be empires of the mind.”

 

-attributed to Winston Churchill

 

Empires of the mind – what a glorious dream

A world of laboratories and libraries

Of beauty through truth, music, words, and art

The free exchange of ideas and discoveries

 

Ministers of state might have launched missives, not missiles

In polished meter instead of heavy prose

And the worst of enemies would have shared

Champagne and verse on a veranda at dusk

 

While their children scampered in search of fireflies

Then giggled secrets on the porch of St. Michael’s Church

Thursday, March 10, 2022

On Reading Kaminsky's DEAF REPUBLIC - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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On Reading Kaminsky’s Deaf Republic

 

Kaminsky takes our neat constructions and breaks

Them back into their atoms, primordial chaos

So that we are reminded that before Creation

There were all those silences laying around

 

Atoms reminded                  chaos bits that takes before

 

                              before before         breaks

 

our and

 

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primordial around are we Kaminsky constructions          into back atoms them lying Creation those silences reminded so were there

 

A poet organizes sounds into meanings

Kaminsky reminds us to pay closer attention

                                          to the silences