Monday, September 12, 2022

For the Sullen Old Grump Waving a "REPUBLIC NOW" Sign

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

For the Sullen Old Grump Waving a “REPUBLIC NOW” Sign

 

A republic

 

Guillotines, cronies, self-mutilations

Tossers rioting with glowing smart-phones

Books and art banned according to The People’s will

Rolex evangelists commanding through fear NOW

 

A republic

 

Oligarchs who never busted a sweat

Except on the golf course or while working a tan

Illiterate graspers in tailored suits

Protecting us from thinking for ourselves NOW

 

A republic

 

Purging all beauty and leaving us only

A desolation of gossips and grievances NOW

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Queen Elizabeth and Big-Mouth Billy Bass - weekly column 11 September 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Queen Elizabeth and Big-Mouth Billy Bass

 

Forty years ago Chuck and Di coffee cups, tea towels, posters, dolls, and other made-in-China stuff were big sellers. I don’t think we will now find Chuck and Camilla mouse pads on neches.com, but I could be wrong.

 

And, really, has anyone ever referred to King Charles III as “Chuck?”

 

Souvenirs of kings, queens, princes, and princesses are popular tourist take-homes and as Ken-and-Barbie variants for children on their birthdays and at Christmas.

 

Little girls want Princess Barbies, not Senator Pelosi Barbies (accessories include a stainless-steel refrigerator stocked with of ice cream of the kind you can’t afford), and as Orwell famously said, no little boy ever sat on the floor before the fire and played with little toy pacifists.

 

There are no souvenirs of Communists or other tyrants. There is no Vladimir Putin Ken doll, though a Dobby-the-House-Elf from a Harry Potter playset would do. Pull the string and it says, “I love to send 19-year-olds to their deaths for the greater glory of me, me, me.”

 

Children hug Paddington Bear, not dolls representing the Communist murderers at the Siege of Sidney Street.

 

Can you imagine Lenin and Krupskaya as part of a series of Cute Kremlin Couples™ collectible cups and saucers?

 

Or Hallmark Ho Chi Minh Christmas ornaments?

 

No high school homecoming celebration features a Comrade Homecoming Commissar and a Comrade Homecoming Co-Commissar slowly circling the football field sitting atop clapped-out Ladas while the band plays “The Internationale.”

 

An odd thing is that we Americans, while professing to be republicans-with-a-small-r, are quite taken with royalty and with titles of nobility. Further, many of our federal officials are eager to be perceived as just-plain-God-fearin’-workin’-folk but enjoy indulging themselves in high-falutin’ luxuries such as seemingly unlimited access to luxury government aircraft, gated communities, armed guards, luxury rides, servants, and the power to raise their own salaries and budgets.

 

Maybe Americans are fascinated by royalty as a wish-fulfillment alternative to the political class of graspers Yevtushenko referred to as “the brief-case politician in his jeep.”

 

But let us return to the topic of royalty. Numerous sources on the InterGossip report that Queen Elizabeth, of happy memory, had a Big Mouth Billy Bass™ on her piano at Balmoral. I don’t know if that’s true, but it ought to be.

 

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Saturday, September 10, 2022

A Question about the Monarchy - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Question about the Monarchy

 

The question is not

Whether the monarchy is relevant to modern times

But whether modern times are relevant to the monarchy

Friday, September 9, 2022

Someone's Beating on the Door of the Gospel Radio Station - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Someone’s Beating on the Door of the Gospel Radio Station

 

I switched on the scanner when the weather turned foul

Hailstones and lightning, and clouds in rotation

Through the static came a voice in a cop-speak growl:

“Someone’s beating on the door of the gospel radio station”

 

I tuned then to Jesus on the radio dial

Wondering what drama I might happen to hear

I listened to the three-chord commandos awhile

But never learned the cause of the caller’s fear

 

Maybe for the music, or from fear of damnation -

Someone wanted in at the gospel station

Thursday, September 8, 2022

The Passing of the Queen - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Passing of The Queen

 

Regina Dei Gratia

 

Few constants obtain in our shifting world

And even those few constants must leave us at last

Even as the mists of September obscure

The golden days of a summer now past

 

It is not only the Queen who has passed today

But rather the passing of something in us

Who stand to our duty as she led us to do

Each of us made better because she served

 

God save the Queen

 

God save the King

A Quote from C. S. Lewis about the Monarchy

 

“Monarchy can easily be "debunked", but watch the faces, mark well the accents of the debunkers. These are the men whose taproot in Eden has been cut -- whom no rumor of the polyphony, the dance, can reach – men to whom pebbles laid in a row are more beautiful than an arch. Yet even if they desire mere equality they cannot reach it. Where men are forbidden to honor a king they honor millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead -- even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served -- deny it food and it will gobble poison.”

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Tuesday, September 6, 2022

A Full Moon Every Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Full Moon Every Night

 

I’d like a full moon every night. But why?

The cycles, the dance of the solar calendar

The dance of the shadowing lunar calendar

The stern regulae of the liturgical calendar

 

All swing in orbits through the universe

Orbits that vary wildly yet keep returning

Returning to each other in sacred waves

That in their seasons send the moon to us

 

But I’d like a full moon every night anyway

And why?

 

Because she’s pretty

Monday, September 5, 2022

A Note about Greeting Even the Most Beneficent Reptiles - haiku

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Note about Greeting Even the Most Beneficent Reptiles

 

I speak to them softly

But the tree frogs look at me

Disapprovingly

Sunday, September 4, 2022

The United States Door-Opener Corps - weekly column, 4 September 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The United States Doormen

 

United States Marines should not be employed as doormen.

 

There is of course everything right with being a doorman in civilian life. They serve in hotels, private institutions, corporate offices, and private homes not only in the matter of opening doors but also as part of the concierge staff.

 

However, the United States Marines are the premiere fighting force of this nation, well-trained, well-disciplined, and fighting fit. They are trained in all sorts of weaponry, both ours and theirs, and in tactics as individuals and from the squad level up. Although each Marine is exceptionally well-trained in and focused on a specialty, all Marines are well-rounded multi-taskers who can perform a multitude of combat, technical, and leadership tasks when needed. A Marine never says, “That’s not my department”; he or she says, “Follow me.”

 

The “follow me” is not to the butler’s pantry to polish the silver.

 

A Marine will, as would any well-brought-up individual, open a door for a frail, elderly gentleman. That is ordinary courtesy, however, not a military specialty.

 

There is something inappropriate about United States Marines being posted to opening doors for people at the White House. After all, we are a republic and the White House is each elected president’s temporary home and office, not a Habsburg palace.

 

In an aside, the answer to the democracy / republic question is “yes.” We are a democracy because we vote on those who represent us in the House and Senate; we are a republic because those whom we elect establish the laws for us. They also take very good care of themselves, but that’s another matter.

 

Similarly, United States Navy officers (apparently enlisted won’t do) should not be hired as social aides – that is their title – in the White House. We understand that the presidential teacups and the presidential flowers won’t arrange themselves, but a commission as an officer in the Navy is hardly necessary for ordinary household tasks.

 

Several of our recent presidents appear to have had a fascination at playing with real military men and women just as little children play with toy soldiers. Our presidents want to be associated with the military, to be seen with them, set them to opening doors and handing out menus, and positioning them as decorations.

 

That happens in President-for-Life Putin’s gilded and mirrored palaces; it shouldn’t happen here.

 

Military men and women employed in domestic duties in the White House should be returned to their units for training and deployment. The president can then have a secretary contact a local employment agency for civilians to show visitors where the guest restrooms are.

 

The thought occurs to some that our senators and congressmen could be gainfully employed as domestic staff, but since they won’t even clean up their own houses and demonstrate a poor work ethic they would not make good hires.

 

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A Pebble, a Pine Cone, a Mystery - haiku

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Mysteries for the Day

 

Mysteries for the day

A pebble and a pine cone

They are enough

Saturday, September 3, 2022

The Water at Camp Lejeune - doggerel

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Water at Camp Lejeune

 

And the water in Viet-Nam, chlorinated muck

Flavored with Agent Orange and other guck

Was good enough for us – that’s our tough luck!


Friday, September 2, 2022

Editors Who Checklist Poets - poem (a poem about poetry - that's redundant, eh!)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Editors Who Checklist Poets

 

A Poet’s Autobiography is his Poetry

 

-Yevtushenko

 

A poem is itself

 

So I’m not going to play any victim cards

I’m not even seated in their game

Ticking self-pity boxes is their game

Not mine

 

A poem is itself

 

I am not anyone’s propagandist

All are free to read a poem or not

Like it or not for its artistry and craft

          (Or lack thereof)

But I won’t be a confessional professional

 

A poem is itself

 

A worthy editor is a pearl beyond price

But a literary commissar is nekul'turnyy

 

For a poem is itself

Thursday, September 1, 2022

Self-Government in the United States with Tats and Extra Fries - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Self-Government in the United States with Tats and Extra Fries

 

“Here, sir, The People rule.”

 

-Numerous attributions

 

I blame the Russians. And people who read books.

And that pornography in these here schools

The Navy SEALS is actually Lizard People

I only know what Q told me, okay?

 

I seen them suitcases of electoral votes

For the junior high cheerleading squad

It was stolen, I tell ya! Sarah Palin rocks!

It’s all in the Bible, you Commie-freak

 

Secret U.N. observers occupy our town

And that is why the InterGossip’s down

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Cockroaches and Cold-Callers - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Cockroaches and Cold-Callers

 

We honor life as part of God’s creation

Its good is an objective reality

Cruelty to animals is an abomination

(Though a cockroach we flush with fiendish glee)

 

“Hi, this is Heather; we’re taking a survey…”

 

There are variations on this Leaden Rule

For if you haven’t sent a cockroach down the loo

(This practice should be taught in every school)

An telephone cold-caller will certainly do

 

“Good morning! We’re giving away free siding…”

 

Thus you may WOOOOSH! a swindler or a roach

Completely free of any self-reproach

 

“This isn’t a sales call; we only want to ask…”

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

As Neatly Packaged as a Letter-Bomb - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Brilliance of Propaganda

 

“Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it”

 

-Lady Macbeth

 

We have seen vituperation beautifully expressed

In the most elegant meter and rhyme

Wild shriekings crafted with an artist’s skill

And as neatly packaged as a letter-bomb

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Silencing Rooster Cogburn - weekly column, 28 August 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Silencing Rooster Cogburn

 

True Grit appeared on the Orwellian telescreen the other night, and I found myself watching that wonderful film yet again.

 

The climax of the film comes when John Wayne as Marshal Rooster Cogburn confronts Robert Duvall’s Lucky Ned Pepper and his gang. After a few prefatory remarks of ritual verbal abuse, Ned sneeringly demands that Rooster state his intentions or get out of the way.

 

“I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hanged in Fort smith at Judge Parker’s convenience,” replies Rooster. “Which’ll it be?”

 

After some wonderfully Snidely Whiplash laughter from the desperadoes, Ned taunts Rooster with, “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!”

 

And then comes The Moment – The Moment, The Academy Award Moment - when Rooster challenges Ned and his entire gang with perhaps the most famous line in the history of cinema…

 

But the line was not spoken; The Moment never came.

 

The center, the axis, the climax of this great film was silenced for television by some officious busy-body.

 

While Rooster spins his rifle in a menacing manner and Ned and the lads are laughing at him, let us pause and consider the insensitivities that have preceded this moment in True Grit:

 

1.   Tom Chaney murders Mattie’s father with a gutshot.

2.   Three prisoners are hanged on the courthouse square before a mocking crowd which includes children

3.   A federal marshal repeatedly handles prisoners with inappropriate roughness and occasional brutality.

4.   A Chinese character is stereotyped, although we must admit that he gives the marshal a good what-fer when necessary.

5.   There is some casual stereotyping of American Indians.

6.   The body count in the film would require a statistician, and the deaths are gruesome.

7.   Several adults threaten the life of a child.

8.   A child shoots an adult.

9.   As for Mattie’s snide remarks about Texas senators and bird dogs, we should let them stand with some sympathy for bird dogs.

 

Dozens die in the film, but That Line, that Academy Award line without which the story would fail to be true to the vision of the book’s author and the artistry of the film’s professionals, must apparently not be spoken lest it give offense to the delicate among us.

 

Look, the metaphor Rooster uses in the uncut version is pretty rough, and on the lips of almost anyone else would come across as adolescent potty-mouth-ness. But in the context of this great film and as spoken by John Wayne, yep, it’s a work of art.

 

But what about the children who might hear it?

 

The prime duty in raising a child belongs to the parent.

 

Thus, the parent must guide his (the pronoun is gender-neutral) child’s cultural experiences.

 

After all, it is pointless and indeed hypocritical to give a child unrestricted access to a MePhone or the InterGossip and then demand that a cinema, an author, an artist, a public library, a museum, or other cultural milieux surrender their freedom of cultural exchanges with other adults.

 

In sum, know when to turn off the television in your own house. That’s your decision, not someone else’s

 

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An Extended Warranty - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

An Extended Warranty

 

You buy something and the man behind the counter

Asks you if you want to pay extra for a warranty

And when you ask why, doesn’t the gadget work

He’s grumpily ready for you to move on

 

Most things in life don’t have extended warranties:

Love, Hershey bars, tree frogs on the window screen

The John Wayne movie machine that broke long ago

But memories of MeeMaw are always fresh

 

You live through pain, and He who is beyond the stars

Gives it meaning – that’s the warranty

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Trust the Official Texas State God - That's an Order

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Trust the Official Texas State God – That’s an Order

 

Some say

“All of us worship the same god, you know”

But what makes them think that this is so?





 Is ‘In God We Trust’ an assertion of Christian nationalism or of American history in public schools? – Baptist News Global


Texas schools hanging 'In God We Trust' signs after new state law requiring donated signs be posted | Fox News

Thoreau-ly August - doggerel about the heat

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Thoreau-ly August

 

“The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation,”

Protested Thoreau in hopeless exasperation.

One would not enter into disputation

With a famous writer of great reputation

 

But

 

Alas that here our lives are rank perspiration!

 

-      From The Road to Magdalena, 2012

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