Saturday, October 15, 2022

Reported Side Effects Include... - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Reported Side Effects Include…

 

After a dose a sudden nap-attack

A sour afternoon of sour dreamful sleep

Unhappy sour imaginings among sour pains

Feverishly sour and dizzily sour

 

Feverishly up and dizzily up

To watch the feverishly sour news

Sour Putin parked nuclear bombers in my head

Is Nancy really threatening to punch Donald?

 

Sour!

 

I’ll verify with Lester Holt tomorrow

For now I’m clinging to my sour sorrow

Friday, October 14, 2022

Casualties of Being - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Casualties of Being

 

In the last century

I lost my youth in Viet-Nam

Last week I met a man

Who lost his son last year

 

Autumn - always autumn

Thursday, October 13, 2022

My New Shoes Might Test Positive for Traces of Blood - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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My New Shoes Might Test Positive for Traces of Blood

 

Brand-name boat shoes glued together in gloom

Canvas and rubber and toxicity from Shanghai

Bloody little hands and decaying lungs:

We are all guilty of slavery

 

Do the workers dream of luxurious yachts

Or even a day off for a picnic at the pond

Bloody little hands and decaying lungs:

We are all guilty of slavery

 

Bloody little hands and decaying lungs:

We are all guilty of slavery

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

A Geriatric Motorcycle Gang Invades the Bluebonnet Cafe' - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Geriatric Motorcycle Gang Invades the Bluebonnet Café

 

The Hearing Aids from Hell Roaring off the Screen

Biker Babushkas High on Geritol

Looking for Trouble and a Clean Restroom

The Wild One Searching for his lost Social Security

 

Hell’s Angels on Aluminum Walkers

The Thundering Electra Glide in Blue Rinse

Harley Davidson and the COPD Inhaler Man

Dentures Every Which Way and Loose

 

“What are you rebelling against?”

“What have…wait…it’s coming to me…what have you…dang, I forgot!”

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Mention Stalin in Your Poem - a poem, but "Stalin" is mentioned only in the title

 

Lawrence Hall

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Mention Stalin in Your Poem

 

“It was discovered that there was not one mention of Stalin in your poem…”

 

-Yevtushenko, A Precocious Autobiography, p. 67

 

A chill October morning of brilliant air

Leaves turning in their colors and on their stems

In the healing-cool Cerean breeze

As the goddess takes her dreamy walk

 

This bright October morning of happiness

It’s time to put the garden tools away

Summer, in need of healing, begins to rest

Each moment is an earth-crafted waykreuz

 

But to approved poets this morning is nothing

For it makes no mention of anti-colonialism

Monday, October 10, 2022

I Never Want to Hear a Child Made to Sing Cohen's "Hallelujah" Ever Again poem

Lawrence Hall

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I Never Want to Hear a Child Made to Sing Cohen’s “Hallelujah” Ever Again

 

Our first contestant will sing “Hallelujah”

After taking ten minutes for exposition

About what it meant to her granny

And she knows Granny’s in Heaven listening

 

Audience, you are obligated to cry

 

Our next contestant will sing “Hallelujah”

After taking ten minutes for exposition

About what it meant to his ol’ pop

And he knows Pop’s in Heaven listening

 

Audience, you are obligated to cry

 

Our third contestant will sing “Hallelujah”

After taking ten minutes for exposition

About what it meant to her cat Fluffy

And she knows Fluffy’s in Heaven listening

 

Audience, you are obligated to cry

 

Our fourth contestant will sing “Hallelujah”

After taking ten minutes for exposition

About what it meant to his big brother

And he knows his brother is in Heaven listening

 

Audience, you are obligated to cry

 

And the winner is…“Hallelujah!”

And in each listener there is a secret cry:

“Cohen, why are you doing this to us!”


Sunday, October 9, 2022

A Very Brief Review of WHEN BOOKS WENT TO WAR - weekly column, 9 October 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

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A Very Brief Review of When Books Went to War

 

When America entered World War II in 1941, we faced an enemy that had banned and burned more than 100 million books and caused fearful citizens to hide…many more.

 

-Cover note, When Books Went to War, by Molly Guptill Manning

 

The “we” is a bit precious; the blurb writer was not in World War II, nor was the author, nor I, nor you. Still, the point is well made: tyrants don’t want people thinking for themselves. Books are dangerous to bullies, whether they are Hitler, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Vlad the Bad Putin, Chairman Xi, or the Ms. Grundy down the street.

 

Molly Guptill Manning’s excellent When Books Went to War begins with an overview of what books have been accessible to soldiers, beginning with the American Civil War, and then examines censorship of all media but especially books in the Nazi time.

 

When American entered the war the average education level among soldiers was the 11th grade, which was the highest in U.S. military history. With an almost universal literacy rate, books would be important for morale and for helping promote critical thinking and a sense of culture for helping democratize learning among all Americans after the war.

 

The process of making books accessible was complicated, but by 1943 the Armed Services Editions (ASE) of all sorts of books – fiction, non-fiction, poetry, and scientific-technical - were being sent to our military all over the world.

 

These paperback editions were designed to fit a combat infantryman’s pockets, and were bound on the narrow edge rather than the wide. Given that printing presses and paper sourced had to be modified for this format, this was a challenge, but one successfully met.

 

Ironically, there were strong attempts to censor the content. Title V, the Soldiers’ Voting Rights Act, was burdened with a rider that would have banned any book with even a hint of politics. Although Title V was so botched that very few soldiers overseas were permitted to vote, the censorship was scrubbed. As The San Antonio News said, “One would think that the men who fight the Nation’s battles would be quite able to decide for themselves what they would like to read” (p. 142).

 

Miss Manning appends the titles and authors of the thousands of ASEs. Many of these are action books: westerns (Hopalong Cassidy Serves a Writ), detective stories (The Postman Always Rings Twice), historical novels (Death Comes for the Archbishop), and a very few war narratives, along with essays, science fiction, biographies, drama. There is a little poetry: Robert Frost, for instance, Carl Sandburg, Whitman, Longfellow, and others, including Robert Herrick, who would now be found only in a university graduate course. There is a Russian novel written by a fellow named Kalashnikoff (as spelt) and German Erich Maria Remarque’s Arch of Triumph.

 

The ASE’s would in fact represent the holdings of an especially good library in a mid-sized American city or a very large high school.  That is, of course, before all the Ms. Grundys thundered in looking for th’ dirty books.

 

…over 123 million Armed Services Editions were printed. The Victory Book Campaign added 18 million donated books to the total number distributed to American troops. More books were given to the American armed services than Hitler destroyed (p. 194).

 

Those free and uncensored books were examples of the many things this nation gets exactly right. Thanks to Molly Guptill Manning for reminding us.

 

-30-

 

 

 

A Mansie Wearing a Gun in the Supermarket - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Mansie Wearing a Gun in the Supermarket

 

Wearin’ a big iron on his hip he swaggers down the aisle

The village idiot over by the vegetables

When you call him that, tomato, smile

He ain’t takin’ no lip from any of you edibles

 

Wearin’ a big iron on his hip he faces down

A mob of gluten-free breads carrying torches and a rope

Looking for back-shootin’ rice, white or brown

Who want rough justice for a cantaloupe

 

Step easy when he’s around, potato chip

That anal orifice with a big iron on his hip

Saturday, October 8, 2022

People of The Book and of Books

 

Lawrence Hall

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People of The Book and of Books

 

The Thought became Incarnate in Judaea

And thoughts become incarnate in the books we read

For thoughts are tabernacles of our hopes

Tents in the deserts of our wanderings

 

Our dreams worked out in careful lines of ink

Tippy-tap-typed on a computer screen

Or copied from those tablets in the Sinai

Then bound by an artist’s hands, and placed in ours

 

The Thought became Incarnate in Judaea

Our thoughts become incarnate in the books we write

Friday, October 7, 2022

An Airship in the Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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An Airship in the Night

 

Once upon a time they were ships of the air

And rarely seen in our rural skies

But I saw them in the picture books

In a three-color process, ships of dreams

 

And then I went to the Palace Theatre

Where from the middle seat in the very front row

I sailed over London in Captain Hook’s ship

Navigating past Big Ben and Saint Paul’s

 

Last night I saw a ship on the Houston approach

Its navigation lights signaling to dreamers

Thursday, October 6, 2022

Revenge is a Dish Best Served... -Senryu

 

Lawrence Hall

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served…

 

Revenge is a dish

Best served warm from the oven

With mercy all ‘round

Wednesday, October 5, 2022

The Times They are not A-Changing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Times They are not A-changing

 

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in

 

-Thoreau

 

If the times they really are a-changing

Then they were never relevant, nor can they be

Love is not measured with a fine Martian watch

Nor do Sinai or Olympus count the minutes

 

The dances of the planets need no batteries

Galaxies do not bother with the news

The Torah can never be outdated

(Nor can Bob, but that’s for another not-time)

 

If the times they really are a-changing

Then this moment with you can have no meaning

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

No Bombers Over Our Lady Help of Christians Catholic School in 1958 - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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No Bombers Over Our Lady Help of Christians Catholic School in 1958:

A Brief Discussion of a Successful Cold War Tactic

 

from an idea suggested by Kirk Briggs

 

Some have scoffed about hiding under our tables

As protection from the Soviets’ nuclear strikes

But scorn not this truth of those factual fables:

It worked! No bombers! Post that as one of our “likes!”

Breakfast in Constantinople and Other Poems

 Breakfast in Constantinople – LogoSophia Magazine


Another selection from LogoSophia, whose kind and thoughtful editor makes even my poor work look good!

Monday, October 3, 2022

Ridin' it Out - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Ridin’ it Out

 

You see him on tv: “I’m ridin’ it out”

He sneers, “I been through lotsa hurricanes

Ain’t never needed to leave, not gonna now

I’m protectin’ my own; I know what I’m doin’”

 

Ridin’ it out

 

You see the turtles eating the man’s eyes first

They’re soft and delicious, a scavenger’s treat

They’ve already eaten his children’s eyes

Except for the little girl, taken down by a ‘gator

 

Ridin’ it out

Sunday, October 2, 2022

A Court Order from the County Judge? - weekly column, 2 October 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Court Order from the County Judge?

 

Some years ago, after one of our many hurricanes, a young woman complained to a local television reporter that she did not have any food or water in the house, or any milk for her baby. She concluded, in a burst of outrage, “They should have been better prepared!”

 

Whoever the “they” might have been, it hadn’t occurred to this adult that she bore any responsibility for the health and safety of her child and herself.

 

Similarly, after last week’s Hurricane Ian, some few residents of Florida are complaining that the “they” had not ordered an evacuation in a timely fashion.

 

One supposes that a rough equivalent would be residents of Montana sobbing to PBS that the state government hadn’t warned anyone that Montana gets lots of snow.

 

For weeks the weather services watched this storm, quite accurately predicted its landing in Florida, and warned and warned and warned. Among the many warnings was the well-known reality that hurricanes can shift positions and thus pin-pointing a landing before it happens is impossible. We must always remember the cone of uncertainty.

 

I’m not going Darwinian here when I say that we adults are responsible for our own behavior, and with the big-boy / big-girl pants come big-boy / big-girl responsibilities.  Public safety is a significant part of the duties of government, but it is not the sheriff’s job to come around each evening and remind me to lock my doors. The governor is not mandated to remind me to see my excellent nurse practitioner every six months. The several fire departments should not need to tell me not to burn litter with this autumn drought desiccating all the grass, weeds, and brush. The Department of Public Safety should not have to ticket anyone for not safety-seating the rug-rat.

 

This past Sunday evening the weather dude on the telescreen advised the audience of a “disturbance” out in the middle of the Atlantic that might develop through the levels of danger and which might enter the Gulf of Mexico in two weeks. As of the publication of this fine newspaper, that’ll be ten days.

 

That “might” and our adult experience with rough weather constitute the warning. Yes, we have been warned. Two Sunday evenings from now we will probably be sitting in the front yard enjoying the cool autumn air, but we might – might – be suffering the stings and buffetings of a hurricane.

 

We know these things, and so as we go about our daily endeavors this week we add to our pantries and shelves another case of bottled water, another few cans of stew or Spam, some more crackers, some condensed milk and other necessaries for the babies, and so on. We top off the gas tanks in the cars and add a few jerricans for the generator if we have one. We make some plans, we mark a map, we ask someone without resources if he or she will need a lift out, we talk to people, and we’re ready to go when we make that decision for ourselves.

 

Remember – no one needs a court order from the county judge to come in out of the rain.

 

-30-

A Poetry Took Kit and a Small Sack of Concrete Verbs

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Poetry Tool Kit and a Small Sack of Concrete Verbs

 

The sorting trays hold syllables and rhymes

While heavy-duty meter is stowed below

With a chisel and file for shaping rough lines

And wire cutters for merciless editing

 

Iambs are tightened with the box-end wrench

The ball-peen hammer is a strong accent

A few loose screws might constitute free verse

If they will bother to sort themselves out

 

At the end of his shift a worthy artisan

Picks up the excess adjectives and adverbs

 

And burns them

Saturday, October 1, 2022

Something Slithers Across the Dripping-Damp Walls - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Something Slithers Across the Dripping-Damp Walls

 

It – that vague, nebulous, amorphous “It” -

Often feels like a prison or a trap

Or a trap that seems like a prison wrapped

All around in Milton’s darkness visible

 

As walls and bars of adamantine lies

And gates all frozen to the floor and the soul

Secured with locks of one’s own careless decisions

Engraved by others into immutable laws

 

It – that vague, nebulous, amorphous “It” -

To Hell with It

Lawrence Durrell's ALEXANDRIA QUARTET - a very brief non-review

Lawrence Hall

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Lawrence Durrell's Alexandria Quartet. What a ride! Love affairs, riots, murders, corruption, conspiracies, Copts, Muslims, Christians, Jews, British colonials, French Colonials, Arabs, Egyptians, revolutionaries, Zionists, existentialist angst, and family intrigues, written in the late 1950s and set in Alexandria in the 1930s and during the Second World War. This would make a great mini-series. There was a movie made in 1969 of the first book, Justine, and while the casting is good the film is poorly reviewed. I'll look it up on the Orwellian telescreen.

Friday, September 30, 2022

In a Second-Hand Copy of Durrell's CLEA: A School Photograph of a Little Girl - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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In a Second-Hand Copy of Durrell’s Clea:

A School Photograph of a Little Girl

 

She has obviously been commanded to smile

And so she projects a dutiful grin

But she seems to be a happy child anyway

Proud of her new red shirt with polka-dots

 

We send our children to school to learn to read

To add, subtract, multiply, and divide into groups

For P.E. class, to line up nicely for lunch

To pass notes, giggle, and plant seeds in eggshells

 

We don’t know how this child’s image found its way

To an Alexandria that never really was