Sunday, October 31, 2021

Human Intelligence, Human Ethics (not the catchiest of titles, eh?) - weekly column 31 October 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Human Intelligence, Human Ethics

 

From a long-ago Christmas I still have a trio of Radio Shack instruments in an attractive 1980s plastic case: a battery-powered clock, a thermometer, and a hygrometer. A barometer would have been a good fourth, but I already had one.

 

The Radio Shack gizmos are so old that they were made in a free nation, Taiwan. My metal and glass barometer is an antique: it was made in the U.S.A.

 

Such things have been around for hundreds of years, and no well-appointed home or office was without them. With them a thoughtful individual, keeping a record and working out calculations with a pencil and a calendar from the funeral home or the feed store, could reach reasonable conclusions in anticipating weather conditions for the next few days. In determining weather conditions for agriculture, construction, railways, road conditions, hunting, and other purposes these simple machines and the complex human brain were essential

 

For years radio and television meteorologists still employed such devices as well as on-the-ground observations sent to them via radio or telephone. Now, whenever the electronic hijackers permit, weather casters have access to all this information and more via computers.

 

But the electronics are unreliable.

 

When you look at the thermometer on your porch you are reading the numbers on that thermometer, not a message telling you what the numbers are said to be on some other thermometer in the area. Your thermometer might or might not in itself be reliable, and it might or might not be positioned properly, but it is in your line of sight.

 

If the weather services are hacked, if the power fails, if that far-away thermometer is down, you can still observe your thermometer.

 

The same obtains with your mechanical clock, your hygrometer, and your barometer. There are no third parties between you and them – no computers, no satellite signals, no radio waves, no electrical lines, no hackers.

 

Most of us, including your ‘umble scrivener, access weather information via the television, radio, the Orwellian telescreen that looks like a small version of the mysterious slab in 2001: A Space Odyssey, and, increasingly, our nifty little Dick Tracy watches.

 

The problem is that we access weather reports and other sorts of information only with the permission of people who don’t like us.

 

I type this on a little machine bearing a fine old American name but which was made in a slave-labor camp. So was my clever fruit-named watch, my desk lamp, the glowing electronic components which send and receive all the household messages, the de-humidifier glowing prettily in a corner of the room, and most everything else of recent vintage.

 

Chairman Xi, the Big Rocket Man, can shut it down in an instant. So can a sixteen-year-old.

 

Chanting “Back. To. Basics.” is as reactionary a ballcap slogan as “Learn. To. Code.” but between those two rigid positions there is a logical alternative: learn and practice the basics (no one ever hacked a steam locomotive, a slide rule, or a tube radio) and extend them into the limitless possibilities of research and development IN THIS COUNTRY.

 

Until we make that happen, we are a third-world country dependent on the whims of other nations. And that sixteen-year-old.

 

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Visiting a Friend in his Hospital Room - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Visiting a Friend in his Hospital Room

 

For Tod

 

So there you were with a tube in your arm

And a crossword puzzle and pen in your hands

And a lovely view of a sunlit roof

With windblown debris whipping between the vents

 

An assembly of physicians in conclave met

At the foot of your bed to discuss your future

One of them but a face on a telescreen -

One thinks of The Head in That Hideous Strength

 

I think of you comfortably back home tonight

An ikon (and a brandy) on the table beside you

Saturday, October 30, 2021

The Pancake House on Easy Street - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Pancake House on Easy Street

 

Late afternoon, we’re headed outta town

Long drive ahead, needing a cargo of

Cholesterol and caffeine for the road

And just now almost any old place will do

 

Some discreet exchanges in the parking lot

Hunched shoulders, cigarettes, suspicious stares

Wind blowing paper cups and ‘tater-chip bags

Across the weedy decay of civilization

 

But it’s warm inside and the coffee’s good

The waitress shows us a picture of her child

Friday, October 29, 2021

Algorithm, Algorithm, Algorithm, Bah, Bah, Bah - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Algorithm, Algorithm, Algorithm, Bah, Bah, Bah

 

Parroting a trendy word is not art

So let’s stop babbling about “algorithm”

Lest we drop our readers into the lowest part

Of their 24-hour circadian rhythm  

Thursday, October 28, 2021

A Moment Between Worlds - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Moment Between Worlds

 

When I step outside to visit the stars

To gaze upon Venus and Jupiter

Who ask no questions, who make no demands

I hope to celebrate the universe in some small way

 

But maybe not

 

Coyote-wolf-dog thingies keen in the woods

And autumn cold comes creeping across the fields

There is no Grendel out there in the mist

That is, I don’t think there is, but maybe…

 

But maybe what?

 

They remind me that I am but a visitor

And that it’s time for me to go inside

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Poor Quality Control in the Manufacture of Days - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Poor Quality Control in the Manufacture of Days

 

This was another poor-quality day:

The leaves were good enough, as was the sun

But the temperature-control was out of whack

And the humidity was again all wrong

 

I’m calling a staff meeting in this matter

To ask why the hummingbirds left early

(I’m sure we’d all like to winter in Mexico)

And if the squirrels will report on time tomorrow

 

I’m not going Pollyanna with this report -

Work in the department has fallen short

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Father Ron Croaks - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Father Ron Croaks

 

We have heard the Mass sung in beautiful Latin

We have heard the Mass sung in dull vernacular

We have heard the Mass spoken (duller still)

And now today we have heard the Mass croaked

 

Here be allergens

Monday, October 25, 2021

Schrodinger's Bullet - poem

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Schrodinger’s Bullet

 

Is there a bullet in the cylinder?

The armorer thinks not

The assistant director thinks not

The actor thinks not

 

The dead…will know


Sunday, October 24, 2021

The Duchess of California and Schrodinger's Bullet - weekly column, 24 October 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Duchess of California and Schrodinger’s Bullet

 

“There is no such thing as an unloaded weapon.”

 

-generations of parents, drill instructors, weapons instructors, range safety officers, company commanders, company sergeants, chief petty officers, armorers, hunting guides, hunters, competition shooters, and law officers

 

Following recent events in New Mexico we are all eager to hear the Duchess of California give us a stern lecture on gun control and, doubtless, global warming.

 

We are not likely to hear Her Grace mention the fact that gentlemen should not shoot ladies. But perhaps a decaying society that has concluded that murdering babies is now a social obligation will not see it that way.

 

Still, in most jurisdictions even in these regressive times, when a gentleman kills a lady with a firearm the gentleman makes at least a brief acquaintance with whatever prize awaits him on the other side of the door of a holding cell.

 

But apparently in New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment, if the gentleman in question is special enough, a warm hug makes everything okay.

 

You and I weren’t there for the shooting, gentle reader, but a number of other people were, and as of now, assuming (always a questionable thing to do) that all of these people are correct and that the national news reports got it right (stop laughing), then at least three people handled the fatal revolver before the killing of an innocent woman and the wounding of an innocent man:

 

1. The armorer, who set out the revolver on a table or tray along with several other weapons (what was this – a salad bar of death?)

 

2. The assistant director, who removed the revolver from the table or tray and then gave it to:

 

3. The actor

 

The actor then discharged the weapon, killing one person and wounding another.

 

If – one must always say “if” – all of this is factual, then at least three people handled the same weapon in turn and all three assumed (there’s that assuming thing again) that the weapon was not loaded.

 

And some say that Americans are not a people of faith.

 

At least three people played a game of Schrodinger’s Bullet with the revolver.

 

Schrodinger’s Bullet, analogous to Schrodinger’s Cat, is a mental exercise in which a number of people think about whether a bullet is in a revolver’s cylinder, but no one bothers to open the cylinder to see if in fact there is a bullet.

 

As your ol’ daddy taught you, over and over, there is a bullet. Even if you take the bullet out of the weapon, it’s still in the weapon. The bullet is always there. If the wisest, smartest, most thoughtful, most loving, most trustworthy man or woman you ever met tells you there isn’t a bullet, in this matter he’s wrong. The bullet is always there.

 

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"Parole," He Replied, "I'm Afraid of Parole." - poem

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


“Parole,” He Replied, “I’m Afraid of Parole.”

 

What are you most afraid of?

 

“Parole,” he said, and the others agreed

“I don’t like it in here; I don’t have any choices

But no one expects anything much of me

I can’t make any choices, so I can’t fail

 

“But out there – there – I have to make choices

I have to live up to my kid’s expectations

I have to live like a man, show some initiative

Get up and go to work without being told

 

“Most of all, I’m afraid of letting my kid down

I might fail him, like I did before

 

And that’s the scariest thing of all”

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Ode on a Flintstones Tumbler - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Ode on a Flintstones Tumbler

 

John Keats helped with this but refused to take any credit. He must be modest

 

Thou still unmoving car of wood and stone

Forever carrying the Flintstones and the Rubbles

Off to the movies – Rock Hudson to be shown?

And a childhood half-hour of comic troubles

 

Heard yabba-dabbas are sweet, but those unheard

We’ll have to speak ourselves over milk and cereal

Wilma, of course, always has the last word

But we’ll contribute to the writers’ material

 

Fred’s feet are truth, not beauty, - but off they go

Taking us with them – so on with the show!

Friday, October 22, 2021

Generation Whatever - poem

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Generation Whatever

 

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. 

My life is my own.

 

-Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner

 

Be not defined by dates and stereotypes

The endless clutter of cliches and cant

Generating generic generations

Of worthless weasel words of wanton waste

 

WHO are you?

Who ARE you?

Who are YOU?

 

That’s usually no one’s concern but yours

(The cop writing you a ticket gets to ask)

 

 

 

Thanks to Patty M at patty m - Hello Poetry  for lending me the consonant “W.”


Thursday, October 21, 2021

Where Danger Lurks - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Where Danger Lurks

 

You must be careful about your surroundings

Not overly tense but ready for anything

Balanced on your feet, looking around

Paying attention to everyone’s hands and eyes

 

Always ready for an unexpected punch

Some long-ago resentment coming to boil

Or a random stranger who doesn’t like your face

Your voice, your shoes, your shirt, your tie, your coat

 

In a fetid cesspool of drama and divorce –

I allude to a Christian funeral, of course

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

A Cloud of Unknowing for Ordinary Time - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Cloud of Unknowing in Ordinary Time

 

Sometimes life doesn’t make any sense

You’d think that hurting like an adolescent

Would end with adolescence

But it doesn’t

 

Maybe we can find some good in the hurt

That when we hurt we’re carrying someone else’s hurt

It sounds awfully thin

Maybe it’s enough

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Parish Consolidations and Rumors of Parish Consolidations - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Parish Consolidations and Rumors of Parish Consolidations

 

I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change.

We hold on. I say great good will come of it.”

 

-Trufflehunter in C. S. Lewis’ Prince Caspian

 

I don’t suppose Saint Peter sent surveys

Or that Saint Paul politely polled the people

But that’s how bishops do such things these days

With an access code on the InterThing

 

502 Bad Gateway

 

Rumor Control and Gossip Central say

That our parish is for the chopping block

     (maybe re-purposed as a shopping block)

Worse things have happened; we’ve been pilgrims before

So as the Lord leads us, we will follow Him

 

Again

 

The Altar, Sacrifice, and Word are Truth

And where we are sent to serve, there we will serve

Monday, October 18, 2021

The Tiger Cages of Ben Luc - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Tiger Cages of Ben Luc

 

In which there were no tigers, only boys

Locked in barbed-wire cages in the tropical sun

Teenagers in their country’s uniform

Unable even to stretch or stand or move

 

Punished for some minor infraction or other

Locked in barbed wire cages in the tropical sun

We were forbidden to talk to them, or even look

They waited in silence, they waited, and they thought

 

Locked in barbed-wire cages in the tropical sun -

And those poor lads are why the Communists won

Sunday, October 17, 2021

THE POETS OF RAPALLO - a Review

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Poets of Rapallo, a Review

 

The Poets of Rapallo, Lauren Arrington, Oxford University Press is a brilliant first draft; one looks forward to reading the completed work.

 

As it is, Dr. Arrington has accomplished brilliant research on the poets -  Yeats, Bunting, Pound, Aldington, MacGreevy, Zukofsky - and their acquaintances who happened to be in the Italian resort town Rapallo (they were not a coterie) in the 1920s and 1930s. The notes alone run to 54 pages of too-small type, and the bibliography to 8.

 

Unhappily, the text appears to have been rushed, possibly by an impatient publisher, and along with numerous small mistakes there are some serious failures in stereotyping, hasty generalizations predicated on little evidence, and a few condemnations more redolent of Dostoyevsky’s Grand Inquisitor than a scholar.

 

One of the best things about The Poets of Rapallo is the exposition explaining why a great many intellectuals were attracted to Italian Fascism as it was idealistically presented through propaganda early on and not as the moral and ethical disaster it soon proved to be.

 

Mussolini cleverly promoted his program as primarily cultural, a reach-back to the artistic and architectural unities of an imagined ancient Rome restored and enhanced with modern science and technology. He promoted the arts for his own purposes, of course, but deceptively. In almost any context the construction of schools, libraries, museums, theatres, and cinema studios would be perceived as a good, and absent any close examination accepted by everyone. But in Mussolini’s scheme these cultural artifacts, like Lady Macbeth’s “innocent flower,” concealed the lurking serpent: wars of conquest, poison gas, bombings of undefended cities, death camps, institutionalized racism, mass murders, and other enormities.

 

The Fascist sympathies of W. B. Yeats and other influencers (as we would say now) in the Irish Republic, including Eamon de Valera, are certainly revelatory. That the new nation came close to goose-stepping through The Celtic Twilight might help explain Ireland’s curious neutrality during the Second World War.

 

Professor Arrington explains all this very well, and initially is professionally objective. Most of the Rapallo set were not long in learning what Fascism was really about and quickly distanced themselves from it in some embarrassment.  Some were later even more of an embarrassment in their denials and deflections; few seemed to have been able to admit that, yes, they were suckered, as we all have been from time to time

 

But with the exception of the unrepentant and odious Pound, who was himself a metaphorical serpent to his death, Professor Arrington seems to lose her objectivity with the others.

 

And why Pound?

 

As with Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, it is difficult to take seriously someone who considers Pound’s pretentious, pompous, show-off word-soup Cantos to be literature. Pound is now famous only for being famous, and while Arrington appears to forgive Pound for his adamant and malevolent anti-Semitism and his pathetic subservience to Mussolini, in the end she is ruthless toward anyone else who, under Pound’s influence, in his or her naivete even once told an inappropriate joke, appreciated Graeco-Roman architecture, or perhaps saw Mussolini at a distance. This is inexplicable in a text that is otherwise professional and compassionate in avoiding what C. S. Lewis identifies as chronological snobbery.

 

One also wishes the author had discussed Pound’s post-war appeal as a fashionable prisoner adored or at least pitied by a new generation (Elizabeth Bishop, how could you?).

 

The book ends abruptly, as if the author were interrupted by a demand by the printers for it now, and so, yes, one hopes for a complete work to follow.

 

The Poets of Rapallo is not served well by the Oxford University Press, who appear to have been more interested in cutting costs than in presenting a work of scholarship to the world. The print is far too small, the garish spine lettering is more suited to a sale-table murder mystery, and the retro-1930s holiday cover would be fine for an Agatha Christie yarn but not for a book of literary scholarship.

 

A question outside the scope of this book but more important is this: why, in a free nation, do so many people feel the desperate need almost to worship a leader? Yes, of course we have presidents and chiefs of police (some of whom love sport shiny admiral’s stars on their collars, and what’s that about?) and bosses and so on, and we depend upon their wise leadership. But why do people wear pictures of some Dear Leader or other on their clothing and chant his name?

 

I think the president or the famous movie star should wear YOUR name on his shirt and pay YOU for the privilege.

 

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Church of Our Lady of the Perpetual Garbage Sale - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Our Lady of the Perpetual Garbage Sale

 

It’s for the youth

 

Our parish hall is now a re-sale shop

All full of junk that never goes away

Boxes of videotapes and castoff slop

And smelly clothes that have had their day

 

It’s for the youth

 

The Mass no longer ends with “Ite, missa est

But rather, “After Mass would some of the men…”

Shift the same old debris without let or rest

Sisyphean labors for original sin

 

It’s for the youth

 

Fellowship after Mass is tired and pale -

The one eternal is the garbage sale

 

But it’s for the youth

Saturday, October 16, 2021

They Say Young Men Have No Ambition These Days - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

They Say Young Men Have No Ambition These Days

 

The poetry section is the most remote:

The floor where the staff sneak away for lunch

Or lovers rendezvous for lovers’ arguments

A few eccentrics who want to read poetry

 

A young man sees it as his corner office

Reposing in a chair, feet up on the glass

Wielding two ‘phones, negotiating sex

And drugs, and his efficient deliveries

 

A pimp among the poets, playing the world -

Who says young men have no ambition these days?

Friday, October 15, 2021

A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue

 

- not Daniel 5

 

Tiffany was treatin’ the girls to barbecue

The merry ol’ girls from her bowling league

(Their bold team colors dazzled in pink and blue)

She had made herself captain through cruel intrigue

 

When suddenly a disembodied hand

Appeared with a smartphone by the restroom door

And keyed strange lines that in flickerings scanned:

“You’ll be sacked this evening - your team’s 0 to 4”

 

That very night Tiffany’s custom ball was taken

And she cried in her trailer, her heart a-breakin’