Friday, October 15, 2021

A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall

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A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue

 

- not Daniel 5

 

Tiffany was treatin’ the girls to barbecue

The merry ol’ girls from her bowling league

(Their bold team colors dazzled in pink and blue)

She had made herself captain through cruel intrigue

 

When suddenly a disembodied hand

Appeared with a smartphone by the restroom door

And keyed strange lines that in flickerings scanned:

“You’ll be sacked this evening - your team’s 0 to 4”

 

That very night Tiffany’s custom ball was taken

And she cried in her trailer, her heart a-breakin’


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