Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter
Both sides waving American flags
Bodies in the streets like bundles of rags
The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter
Both sides waving American flags
Bodies in the streets like bundles of rags
Lawrence Hall
mhall 46184@aol.com
Laundry on a Snowy Day
Little fluffs of white floating
through the air
Swirling and drifting and dancing
merrily
Falling upon us as gently as a
prayer
One landing on your nose momentarily
But this is not from the January
snow
This puffy white stuff all over the
floor
Because it has nowhere else to go
Except for Hoovering it up (a
tiresome chore)
It flies from the dryer much like a
rocket
Because
Someone always leaves Kleenex
in her pocket!
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
The Coming Ice Storm
Wood for the fireplace stacked inside and out
Sterno for the camp stove, bottled water everywhere
Batteries, portable radios, toilet paper, lanterns
The outside faucets covered with plastic and old towels
Bedding for the pets in the laundry room
Mothball-scented blankets disposed here and there
The questions come as quickly as the wind:
What if…? What about…? What if…? What about…?
The day is grey and darkens even more
As strange blue light falls upon us from the north
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's
Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Can
You Describe This?
-Anna Ahkmatova, Requiem
Supplicants waiting in long lines in
the snow
Hoping to give their children some
sense of truth
Among the gassings of electronic
screens
Protestors and federals bellowing in
turn
The news blows in as Siberian flurries
Some flailing this way, and some trailing
that
Footprints disappear among the
drifts
Rasputin’s body might float up in
the spring
Describe each human as a number, as
a stat
“Truth?” sneered Pontius Pilate, “now
what is that?”
“Can you describe this?” a woman asked
Ahkmatova
“Yes, I can,” she spoke, she wrote,
she lived
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
A Children’s Bedtime Litany for 2026
In the Name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit
From the ICE-men who break into our homes and beat up our families
Deliver us, O Lord
From the anti-ICE who invade our churches on Sunday mornings
Deliver us, O Lord
From the ICE gunfire in our streets
Deliver us, O Lord
From the anti-ICE gunfire in our streets
Deliver us, O Lord
From the tear gas on our playgrounds
Deliver us, O Lord
From government-sponsored kidnappings
Deliver us, O Lord
From fires and looting
Deliver us, O Lord
From explosions in the night
Deliver us, O Lord
From strangers roaming around with guns
Deliver us, O Lord
From the unmarked SUVs that circle our block
Deliver us, O Lord
From the violence-pornographers who take our pictures
Deliver us, O Lord
Grant your children rest this night, O Lord
Or if we must be wakeful
Make the shooting stop
Amen
In the Name of…shhhhh!...they’re beating on the door…don’t let them hear you…
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
A
Complimentary Tote
How very nice of you to check me out
Of all the things you could have
bought today
You purchased a tote, which shows
your good sense
And you picked me, which shows your
good taste
Those are some great shoes you’re
wearing
And your watch is a study in
elegance
Proper dress is all about the
accessories
I’m proud to be seen with such a
classy lady
Wait – diapers? I gotta carry dirty diapers!?
And those dirty baby-bottom wipers!?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
Combat
Patrol on the Borders of the Empire
There
were nasty people in the army; but…[e]very few days one seemed to meet a
scholar, an original, a poet, a cheery buffoon, a raconteur, or at least a man
of good will.
-C. S. Lewis, “Guns and Good Company,” Surprised by
Joy
Muffle-armored like Heinlein’s
starship troopers
What attributes of civilization
Can the soldiers of our armies carry
Carefully tucked into their pockets
and packs:
Paperback poets, math reviews, Miss
January
Letters from home, a Rosary, a
Testament
A naughty little short-timer calendar
A creased photograph of someone
special
What do young soldiers carry with
them
When they are ordered to suppress
Their fellow
Americans
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Is There a “Board of Peace” for Minnesota?
The president is mobilizing federal soldiers;
The governor, his state’s national guard
Sister and brother to war with each other
While citizens are scarred with bullet and shard
The chief of police makes stirring speeches
The several mobs lock lies into their ‘phones
ICE-men pull guns while a bullhorn screeches
Possibly next they will send up the drones
“We’re better than this,” some official will say –
More smoke to befoul Minnesota today
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
My
Friends and Okra
Give my share to the cats, the sea-bass, and the seal!
I have a dear friend who loves her
okra
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
Evil is Afraid of You
That in the world which is evil
despises you
Mostly because you never give up
Evil sends you hopeless dreams and despair
And leaves your pillow stained with sour
tears
That in the world which is evil
despises you
Because in the morning you wake
up strong
Greet the new day with your own
songs of hope
And work at your purposes with joyful
intent
That in the world which is evil
despises you
Because it can never be you
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
The Doomsday Clock and Watch Collection
Since 1947 the image of a doomsday clock
Has haunted our dreams and possibilities
First nuclear war, then global cooling
Then global warming, and now A EYE
If we continue to date and time our doom
Let’s have it as an app, or a clever watch
Strapping the end of time to our wrists
Or entombed in an Orwellian telescreen
The Doomsday Clock has been frozen for eighty years -
Let’s wear as a fashion our existential fears
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
Poetry
is an Uncommon Good
Thanks to Nat and Friends
Poetry is a common good
Like dreams and water and earth and air
What graces might bless us if we would
Be grateful for each as an answered prayer
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Texas A & M University and Mickey Mouse’s Dog
Private Joe Gomez: “What you readin'?”
Private Marion Hotchkiss: “Plato.”
Joe: “You mean they wrote a whole big book about Mickey Mouse's dog?”
-Leon Uris, Battle Cry
Texas A & M has banished wise Plato
(Some colonel is shaking in his aiguilette)
Shoved philosophy out through the old North Gate-O
(Asking questions scares the admin soviet)
We mustn’t teach thinking on the Texas plains
Or read the books that our ancestors wrote
That kept us free from cruel tyrants’ chains -
No Plato, now, and maybe soon no vote
A university no more; that how it looks -
Their homecoming bonfire now is for burning books
NB: In the long-ago A & M rightly dropped my lazy (self) for skipping class. I wasn’t allowed to skip class in Viet-Nam, and that was a sterner lesson.
Texas A&M deems Plato unnecessary for approved thought
Texas A&M blocks readings on gender ideology in philosophy class: 'Plato has been censored'
Texas A&M flags parts of Plato readings as violations of new anti-gender theory policy
Texas A&M Warns Professor Not to Teach Plato Because of Gender Rules - The New York Times
Texas A&M Forbids A Plato Reading In An Intro Philosophy Course
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's
Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Crawfish
are not in the Bible
…spawned in that slime
Conceived
by a pair of those monsters
Born
of Cain
-From Beowulf in Burton Raffel’s fine
translation
Eating crawfish is seasonally lawful
But I tell you true, they’re simply offal!
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Randolph Scott at the Saturday Matinee on my Birthday
…and life's rewards were chocolate bars and nickel bubble gum.
-Rod McKuen, “People on Their Birthdays”
At 78 I am old enough again
To play with my Mattel Dream Car on the lawn
Watch Randolph Scott at the Saturday matinee
And dream of catching a freight train out of town
My grandfather was 78 the summer I was six
He was born in a wagon; he never knew where
Manifest Destiny was an iron wheel over the bones
Of the First Nations, and of mothers who died young
We sat on the back steps while he whittled
And spit tobacco into the grass, and talked
And I don’t remember what he said
Or maybe what he said is in the wind
The passing of my dreaming barefoot summers
And of his life came as these things do -
We turn around and find that the gates of the past
Are shut against us and we don’t know why
I hope that on some shimmering summer day
Fishing poles on our shoulders
He’ll whistle up the dogs, and we’ll away
(There’s no rush – life is fun, and I haven’t yet visited the Kamakura Daibutsu!)
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Scenes
from a Funeral Home Calendar Featuring a Decidedly English Jesus
“It’s pretty, but is it Art?”
-the Devil in Kipling’s “The Conundrum of the
Workshops”
Jesus and his followers appear to be
on sabbatical from Oxford
Strolling along in a peaceful
English world
Among perfect climax-forest English
oaks
Under a dreamy English summer sky
Young Mary plays with placid English
lambs
In an English meadow all flowered
and green
Anna and Simeon prophesy in an
English temple
The Centurion is as English as a Grenadier Guard For a child (me) who grew up on a farm in poverty
Realism in pastoral art just won’t
do, you see!
(And, really, we can’t have young
Jesus
Skipping among sheep droppings, now can we?)
For a child (me) who grew up on a
farm in poverty
Realism in pastoral art just won’t
do, you see!
(And, really, we can’t have young
Jesus
Skipping among sheep droppings, now
can we?)
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Resolution for a New Year – or for a New Life
Perhaps dear old Puddleglum, who burnt his feet
When stamping out the fires of wickedness
Made a fine new year’s resolution with
“I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can.”
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office
A Little New Year’s Magic for You
A far
frosty field
Full
fit for a fairies’ dance
‘Neath
the New Year’s moon
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Cuddled up with Cold Medicine and a Warm Dachshund
A January lawn is a desert of desiccated leaves
Winter winds driving them as desolate dunes
Shoaling against the oaks who gave them life
Then in the autumn watched them fall to their deaths
Croakery crows almost seem to splash among them
Searching out seeds and corn and kitchen scraps
In beak to nose confrontations with squirrels
Darwinians struggling upon the sleeping earth
A January lawn is a desert of desiccated leaves
As winter winds batter my window eaves
Addendum:
(Each line is framed with a cough or a sneeze
And fever one minute followed by a freeze
And a wheeze!)
Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Meditation upon a
Starlit Northern Sea
The sea is black, the sky is midnight blue
The crowning moon and her cold, pendant stars
Call color to fall upon the shoreline sand and snow
And too upon a silent Dreamer who stands
A silent Dreamer privileged to view this scene
Who stands upon this mysterious Arctic shore
To place for us our hopes beneath the stars
And yield them to the mysteries of the night
The sea is black, the sky is midnight blue
And the silent Dreamer is who else but…?