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Friday, January 9, 2026

Texas A & M University and Mickey Mouse's Dog - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

 

Texas A & M University and Mickey Mouse’s Dog

 

 

                    Private Joe Gomez: “What you readin'?”

 

                    Private Marion Hotchkiss: “Plato.”

 

                    Joe: “You mean they wrote a whole big book about Mickey Mouse's dog?”

 

-Leon Uris, Battle Cry

 

 

Texas A & M has banished wise Plato

(Some colonel is shaking in his aiguilette)

Shoved philosophy out through the old North Gate-O

(Asking questions scares the admin soviet)

 

We mustn’t teach thinking on the Texas plains

Or read the books that our ancestors wrote

That kept us free from cruel tyrants’ chains -

No Plato, now, and maybe soon no vote

 

A university no more; that how it looks -

Their homecoming bonfire now is for burning books

 

 

NB: In the long-ago A & M rightly dropped my lazy (self) for skipping class.  I wasn’t allowed to skip class in Viet-Nam, and that was a sterner lesson.

 

Texas A&M deems Plato unnecessary for approved thought

 

Texas A&M blocks readings on gender ideology in philosophy class: 'Plato has been censored'

 

Texas A&M flags parts of Plato readings as violations of new anti-gender theory policy

 

Texas A&M Warns Professor Not to Teach Plato Because of Gender Rules - The New York Times

 

Texas A&M Forbids A Plato Reading In An Intro Philosophy Course