Mack Hall, HSG
In Europe, Water is Not Water
England…is now bound in with shame
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds
Richard II, II.i.64ff
After a three-year study, government courtiers in Europe – that is, the Belgian Empire -- have concluded – or have been ordered to conclude - that water is not water, and that anyone who observes the scientific and logical fact that water is indeed water can be imprisoned for two years (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html).
Specifically, any claim, such as the label on a bottle, that water can help rehydrate a thirsty human is illegal.
What would the oligarchs assembled in Brussels prescribe in place of water – dust?
The root word of hydration and dehydration is hydor, Greek for water. Greece, another colony of the Belgian Empire, might want to bring up a point of order in the matter. Hydration means the presence of water, and dehydration means a lack of water. It’s all about the water, except that by Belgian colonial law, it had better not be.
This is the same empire which until 2008 promulgated punitive laws against selling bananas that are bent. Clearly Belgian imperial scientists are more bananas than the fruit. Perhaps the Brussels sprouts will someday rule against bananas that taper towards their ends, against tomatoes for being red, or against celery for being crunchy.
The law that water shall not be water becomes operative next month.
Any authoritative body that can rule that water shall not be water and can require that people be imprisoned for disagreeing with the edict is a monstrosity to which no nation and no individual can be required to obey. Certainly the people of Britain are up in metaphorical arms – because they are no longer permitted to own real arms – about being bullied by their colonial masters in Brussels.
Perhaps Britons under Belgian humiliation have read with fresh understanding the second chapter of the American Declaration of Independence.
The Queen, who can speak in defense of her people, is silent in the face of Belgian colonial oppression.
The democratically elected Parliament, which must speak, is as a body equally acquiescent in the matter of “a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations” against the people they purport to represent.
The Prime Minister? Too busy doing the white-wine-and-cheese thing with the evil little empire.
Individual Britons who speak against being subject to a foreign power are dismissed as racists, which is curious on several levels, the least of which is that the British and their Belgian overlords share much the same DNA. A more relevant point is this – what has DNA got to do with justice? A human is a human is a human, whether in Peterborough or in Naples, and needs lots of clean drinking water for survival each day. All the kept scriveners in all the porphyry halls of power cannot change the truth.
More than one observer has noted another truth, that while the Constitution of the United States begins with “We the People…,” the European Constitution begins with ”HIS MAJESTY, THE KING OF THE BELGIANS…” (http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:C:2008:115:0001:01:EN:HTML), in all capital letters.
And that’s all wet.
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