Mack
Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
The
Game-Changer Icon blows the Whistle at the Tipping Point
As
tweeted in the national news by various reliable sources close to far-flung
centrists, liberal media bias talking points reached the tipping point with
pin-point accuracy by crossing a red line drawn in the sands of time by sustainable
viral rebels. Categorically denied by
the FLOTUS, affordable prescription drugs impacted climate change as both sides
of the aisle came together to grow the game-changing economy in order to take
back our streets from right-wing team-building earmarks.
Further,
green diversity admitted to a personal error in judgment whose smoking gun was
revealed in a walk-back whose timing could only be politically motivated. This unfortunate chapter in the party
rank-and-file was a benchmark game-change for the leader of the free world to
double down on gender-based innovations.
In
Europe, the war on women sought out the game-change healing process through
settled science along the fiscal cliff. Green
jobs coming out of the firewall were hailed by sources close to the Vatican as
a time to move on up the slippery slope to wreak havoc on net chatter. The mainstream was downstream because
upstream porcelain shares were noticeably higher.
In
other news, closure was sought by firewalls everywhere so that Israel’s Iron
Dome would be a wakeup call too big to fail on climate change. A key endorsement by real-time right-wing
advocacy groups insisted that his resignation was based on his need to spend
more time with his family’s fully-automatic assault rifle with high-capacity
pressure-cookers. Although sources close
to Hamad Kharzi said this move was an over-the-top effort sounding a
death-knell for the nanny state science-deniers, due diligence in the wake of
hate crimes called for an end to outside-the-box mandates.
In
business news, sources close to Wall Street suggest that the enhanced
infrastructure game change showed real concerns in the optics of loose cannons
on deck. Empowering the enhanced status
of free-market synergy led to pro-active core values reaching a jaw-dropping
reality check on Asian memes. The robust
credibility of main street’s best practices suggests that the palpable
excitement of transparency is cooling off to sustainable limits.
Finally,
in sports news, sources close to the south end of a north-bound free agent
exploring other game-changing options on Saturday reported that a great many
people were stunned and shocked to the very core of their existential beings,
bringing about a world that they no longer recognize, defining a generation and
changing their lives forever, to discover that one horse can run faster than
another.
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