Monday, March 31, 2014
The First Hummingbird of Spring
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
The First Hummingbird of Spring
O wing’ed messenger of innocence,
Aloft among the pollinating flowers,
At last you have returned from Mexico
And warm months there among soft latitudes
Where little birds can make a holiday
Far, far away from withering Arctic winds.
O tiny traveler, what souvenirs
Did you declare to customs at the Rio Grande?
South winds to tell the flowers to wake up
And Rosaries of morning fogs to bless
The yawning grasses with a morning drink,
And fresh new sunlight for the industrious bees.
O buzzing and impatient little friend!
Just wait a minute, your breakfast is coming -
The old glass feeder washed and packed away
In harvest-rich October’s golden light
Must be recovered and refreshed for you,
And
How good it is to see you home again.
Hey, Nice Little Suitcase You Got Here. Hate to See Anything Happen to It.
Mack
Hall, HSG
Hey, Nice
Little Suitcase You Got Here.
Hate to See
Anything Happen to It.
“This is
disinfectant. Use it.”
-Train Guard
in Doctor Zhivago
When
George Custer and I left Viet-Nam (poor George got into some fracas in the
Dakotas later on), every departing passenger was required to go to confession
before being subject to a pat-down.
The
confessional was a little walk-through closet curtained on both ends. The sign advised the passenger that if he was
carrying home instruments of destruction for later use to repent of any such
idea and in the privacy of the closet leave the things-that-go-boom in a little
box provided for them.
My
seatmate, a fellow named Wellington (he later visited Belgium and designed
boots or something), was much amused when I told him that out of curiosity I
had peeked into the box and had seen pistols, .50-cal machine-gun rounds,
bayonets, knuckle-dusters, and a couple of hand grenades.
Lo
these fifty years later no such courtesy or privacy is extended to airline
passengers: unhappy people of the sort our mothers warned us against touch us
in ways once regarded as inappropriate outside the bonds of wedlock.
As
for your toothbrush and spare socks, at Los Angeles International Airport,
familiarly known as LAX(ative), there is no need to leave things in a little
box for others to take away; the baggage smashers will go into your old
Samsonite and decided for themselves which of your earthly goods they will
endow themselves with.
Passengers,
by order of Higher Authority, must not / may not / will not secure their bags except
with a TSA-approved lock to which everyone in Christendom, Cathay, and
Cucamonga has a key.
Last
week the Los Angeles police and the airport police (everyone has a police force
these days; thinking of getting one myself) arrested a number of workers for
liberating the people’s goods from the Belly of the Beast. Apparently this criminal gang / activist
group is an ongoing problem for LAX(ative), and like Captain Reynaud’s
Casablanca Police Department the local authorities make a few arrests every now
and then, claim to be shocked, shocked that there is pilfering going on, and then steal Sam’s piano.
In
Casablanca the response to a crime is
“Round up the usual suspects.” In an
American airport the response is “Certain measures have been implemented…”
broadcast over and over from Big Brother’s overhead speakers.
When
the unhappy people (maybe it’s the polyester uniforms) hired to paw through
your stuff paw through your stuff, they ask “Did anyone else help pack your
suitcase?”
And
then lower down in one of the circles of (Newark) others who are not hired to
paw through your stuff paw through your stuff, they help you unpack your
suitcase before you even board the plane.
This
is why the airline charges you to check your bag.
The
cleaners, loaders, and security at American airports, unlike the paying
passengers, are not inspected, not checked, not watched, and not regulated. What
is to prevent some resentful son of toil from accepting a nice gift in a fat
envelope in exchange for placing another fat envelope in your luggage?
When
the Agency for Something Or Other reconstructs the accident and analyzes
fragments of your suitcase, they can then tell your survivors that “Hey, your
old daddy took a bomb on board. What did
you know about this? We’re going to
seize – um, sequester – all your property, and, hey, have you visited
Guantanamo this time of year? They say
it’s lovely.”
While
the Los Angeles police are investigating the LAX(ative) Chapter of the Comradely
Brotherhood of This and That Oppressed Workers International, perhaps Captain
Reynaud could ask them if they know where your lost youth is. They may have pinched that too.
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Monday, March 24, 2014
Ode to a Dead Coral Snake in the Road
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Ode to a Dead Coral Snake in the Road
(Where do the Neurotoxins Go?)
Red and yellow kill a fellow
But
Thanks to the tread, you’re now real dead.
High Noon at the Bird Feeder
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
High Noon at the Bird Feeder
A little dog, a streak of dachshund red,
Across the grass speeds to a squirrel’s doom
She wants its blood, she wants its flesh, she wants it dead;
Ripped, shredded, and torn, it will need no tomb.
The fat old squirrel, a fluff of forest grey,
Is unimpressed by doggie dementia;
To Liesl’s grief he leaps and climbs away -
Never underestimate the Order Rodentia!
Liesl’s squirrel clings to a low-hanging limb
And chatters abuse at the angry pup
Who spins and barks and spins and barks at him
Laughing among the leaves, and climbing higher up.
So Liesl snorts and sneers, and marks the ground;
She accepts not defeat, nor lingers in sorrow;
For Liesl and squirrel it’s their daily round;
They’ll go it again, same time tomorrow.
Bipolar Vortex
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
Bipolar Vortex
Global warming? The concept’s tired and old,
For one only knows that today is cold.
The Frogs of January
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
The Frogs of January
Have the frogs of January lost their minds?
This is the season of reptilian sleep,
To leave the winter’s frozen world behind
And keep their dormant lives in storage deep
This balmy dusk is not a time for song;
This temporary warmth is but a cruel tease;
Frogs won’t sing through this winter dusk for long:
The soft winds whisper of a coming freeze.
What Do the Trees Talk About
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
What do the Trees Talk About?
A damp wind blustering from the east
Says nothing for itself but sets
The trees to talking among themselves
Of matters high indeed, high up
Where branches wave their limbs about
While fussing about the weather.
Seven Silent Buzzards
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Seven Silent Buzzards
Some seven or so so-silent buzzards
Lurk in the pine-tops in the last of the sun
Wondering if humans walking for their health
Measuring their paces with little machines
Taste good when fresh (it’s all about the flesh).
Longbows and Rosary Beads
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Longbows and Rosary Beads
For Pearl of Tyburn
Our happy England is Our Lady’s dowry
An island of longbows and rosary beads,
Where we are proud to work, to pray, to fight,
To love the land and sea and misty skies
Our happy England is a thoughtful land
An island of writers, scholars, and rogues
Whose stories, sonnets, songs create new worlds,
A commonwealth of art for the ages
Our happy England is not bound by coasts,
By distances or time. Our island is
An empire of the mind, as Churchill said,
The blessed Avalon of our hearts’ desires.
Published in Longbows and Rosary Beads (http://longbowsandrosarybeads.blogspot.com/ ),
5 January 2014
Deep Dusk
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Deep Dusk
A skeleton of dead black branches frame
The falling sliver of January moon
While an owl’s threats echo in the darkening woods
And cold stars measure out the universe.
Lenin's Dream
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
Lenin’s Dream
Imagine slaves buying their chains
Proudly bragging about their chains
Prettily decorating their chains
Gloriously celebrating their chains
And accessorizing their chains
Waiting patiently in long queues
All lined up by ones and by twos
Uniform in their chemical shoes
Beast-marked with their camp tattoos
Obedient to the latest news
Desperate for the latest ‘phone
Desperate never to be alone
Desperate for approval shown
Desperate for a cool ring tone
Desperate not to be unknown
Canary in a Coal Mine
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Canary in a Coal Mine
If a canary dies, who notices?
One little bird, of no significance -
Except for a specific circumstance -
Sacrifices its life to tell a tale.
If two canaries die, who notices?
Two little birds, of slight significance -
Except for a specific circumstance -
Sacrifice their lives to caution us.
If all canaries die, who then is left
To grasp, to gasp the truth learned far too late -
Civilization dies one canary at a time
Tiny corpses littering the mine.
Semester Exam
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Semester Exam
Fluorescents flicker and fall upon bowed heads
And printed letter-paper, organized
By title, paragraph, number, and line,
Interrogations set in Bookman Old Style
And then words fall, flung bravely to each sheet
As desperate, inky thoughts flailing for breath
While to battered be by split infinitives
Demanding an A, praying for a prom date.
Janus Laughs
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Janus Laughs
Old Janus surely laughs at our mistakes
In thinking that the world begins again,
That pages turned in calendars and books
Reduce mysteries into measurements
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Quebec's Separation Anxiety
Mack Hall, HSG
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Separation Anxiety
Second only to the matter of the missing Malaysian aircraft and Miley Khardassian’s missing clothing, the world is seriously concerned about what small province should be attached to what country.
We refer, of course, to Quebec, whose elected provincial government on occasion reminds one of the 18-year-old cheerleader who sued her parents for not understanding her preciousness enough to give her lots and lots of money.
Once upon a time France was the gros chien of European colonizers in North America east of the Rio Grande. The English, Dutch, and Spanish possessions were relatively small beachheads surrounded by the huge territories that were Nouvelle-France.
Three hundred years later all that is left of France in North America is St. Pierre et Miquelon (http://www.st-pierre-et-miquelon.com/en/), a few small islands off the coast of Newfoundland. As an aside, while all history is fascinating, the brilliant 1941 Christmas eve raid by the Free French on what Secretary of State Cordell Hull dismissed as “two rocks” is a wonderful story (http://www.amazon.com/Free-French-Invasion-Miquelon-Affaire/dp/096842290X).
With the defeat of the French at Quebec in 1759, and then nasty little Napoleon’s sale of the rest of Nouvelle-France, about one-third of the present USA, in 1803, France was pretty much through in North America. But was all that land Napoleon’s to sell? Besides the reality that Napoleon was a usurper and a tyrant with no legal claim to anything, Spain too said all that territory was theirs.
None of them asked the First Nations who owned it, of course.
Which leads the reader back to Quebec, Canada’s largest province, though it is smaller than Nunavit, which is a territory and not a province, and Canada is confusing.
A look at the map reminds the reader that Quebec, all by itself, is a great big ol’ chunk (grand vieux marceau) of Canada. In the 1960s and 1970s a Francophone separatist movement, through murder and intimidation, generated a civil war in the province which was resolved through mass arrests, tanks in the streets of Montreal, and curious and confusing compromises with the federal government and internally.
Quebec has since voted on independence from the rest of Canada several times, so far choosing to remain, but once again the Parti Quebecois is pushing the matter.
No one seems to have asked the other Canadian provinces and territories if they wish Quebec to go away. Quebec suffers the highest taxes and the greatest debt (http://www.vigile.net/Quebec-debt-highest-in-Canada-and) of any state or province in North America. Only a few provinces are net providers of revenue to Canada as a whole, which means they must pay higher taxes to support the net takers. A visitor to Canada notes that the prices of goods there are quite reasonable until the tax is added – and there is the economic chienne-gifle.
What does all this have to do with the USA? A great deal. Canada is this nation’s biggest trading partner (http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/statistics/highlights/top/top1401yr.html). Not only that, Canada is the USA’s best friend; given the politics of our time, Canada may be our only friend. The border between Canada and the USA is artificial; the North American economy transcends that mapped but otherwise unreal line across the continent, and we really are one economy.
Instability and lack of leadership in the USA (the Keystone pipeline comes to mind) affect everyone from Nunavit to Mexico City. Similarly, instability and lack of leadership in Quebec affect everyone from Mexico City to Nunavit.
The Crimean peninsula is relatively important to us -- it is certainly important to the Crimeans – but the decisions the people of Quebec make in the next year or so are of immediate urgency to them and to us.
One wonders if a lonely little USA destroyer will appear in a “training exercise” among someone’s fishing nets along the St. Lawrence.
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Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Separation Anxiety
Second only to the matter of the missing Malaysian aircraft and Miley Khardassian’s missing clothing, the world is seriously concerned about what small province should be attached to what country.
We refer, of course, to Quebec, whose elected provincial government on occasion reminds one of the 18-year-old cheerleader who sued her parents for not understanding her preciousness enough to give her lots and lots of money.
Once upon a time France was the gros chien of European colonizers in North America east of the Rio Grande. The English, Dutch, and Spanish possessions were relatively small beachheads surrounded by the huge territories that were Nouvelle-France.
Three hundred years later all that is left of France in North America is St. Pierre et Miquelon (http://www.st-pierre-et-miquelon.com/en/), a few small islands off the coast of Newfoundland. As an aside, while all history is fascinating, the brilliant 1941 Christmas eve raid by the Free French on what Secretary of State Cordell Hull dismissed as “two rocks” is a wonderful story (http://www.amazon.com/Free-French-Invasion-Miquelon-Affaire/dp/096842290X).
With the defeat of the French at Quebec in 1759, and then nasty little Napoleon’s sale of the rest of Nouvelle-France, about one-third of the present USA, in 1803, France was pretty much through in North America. But was all that land Napoleon’s to sell? Besides the reality that Napoleon was a usurper and a tyrant with no legal claim to anything, Spain too said all that territory was theirs.
None of them asked the First Nations who owned it, of course.
Which leads the reader back to Quebec, Canada’s largest province, though it is smaller than Nunavit, which is a territory and not a province, and Canada is confusing.
A look at the map reminds the reader that Quebec, all by itself, is a great big ol’ chunk (grand vieux marceau) of Canada. In the 1960s and 1970s a Francophone separatist movement, through murder and intimidation, generated a civil war in the province which was resolved through mass arrests, tanks in the streets of Montreal, and curious and confusing compromises with the federal government and internally.
Quebec has since voted on independence from the rest of Canada several times, so far choosing to remain, but once again the Parti Quebecois is pushing the matter.
No one seems to have asked the other Canadian provinces and territories if they wish Quebec to go away. Quebec suffers the highest taxes and the greatest debt (http://www.vigile.net/Quebec-debt-highest-in-Canada-and) of any state or province in North America. Only a few provinces are net providers of revenue to Canada as a whole, which means they must pay higher taxes to support the net takers. A visitor to Canada notes that the prices of goods there are quite reasonable until the tax is added – and there is the economic chienne-gifle.
What does all this have to do with the USA? A great deal. Canada is this nation’s biggest trading partner (http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/statistics/highlights/top/top1401yr.html). Not only that, Canada is the USA’s best friend; given the politics of our time, Canada may be our only friend. The border between Canada and the USA is artificial; the North American economy transcends that mapped but otherwise unreal line across the continent, and we really are one economy.
Instability and lack of leadership in the USA (the Keystone pipeline comes to mind) affect everyone from Nunavit to Mexico City. Similarly, instability and lack of leadership in Quebec affect everyone from Mexico City to Nunavit.
The Crimean peninsula is relatively important to us -- it is certainly important to the Crimeans – but the decisions the people of Quebec make in the next year or so are of immediate urgency to them and to us.
One wonders if a lonely little USA destroyer will appear in a “training exercise” among someone’s fishing nets along the St. Lawrence.
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Music Download on the Roof - A New Silent Musical
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Music Download on the Roof – A New Silent Musical
“Rabbi, is there a blessing for the Czar?”
“A blessing for the Czar – yes, on my ‘blog:
PAGE NOT AVAILABLE. CHECK CONNECTION.
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Music Download on the Roof – A New Silent Musical
“Rabbi, is there a blessing for the Czar?”
“A blessing for the Czar – yes, on my ‘blog:
PAGE NOT AVAILABLE. CHECK CONNECTION.
A Catholic Funeral
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
A Catholic Funeral
Oh, our sister is dead; what is to be?
Shall we bury her with a Rosary?
No, those pre-Vatican II days are gone:
We’ll fold into her hands her new Iphone!
Mhall46184@aol.com
A Catholic Funeral
Oh, our sister is dead; what is to be?
Shall we bury her with a Rosary?
No, those pre-Vatican II days are gone:
We’ll fold into her hands her new Iphone!
A Boy and His Dinosaur
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
A Boy and His Dinosaur
In another world, a silent world within,
The dominant species are dinosaurs.
Never having fallen, no evil obtains,
And beneficent reptiles live there as -
As innocently as butterflies.
In his quiet world of gentle reptilians
A little boy is never without a friend,
A Saurian with an unpronounceable name,
To share a cave, a thought, a book, a toy,
And so that world with a best-friend dinosaur
Is the child’s real world, the only one
Where he knows love.
mhall46184@aol.com
A Boy and His Dinosaur
In another world, a silent world within,
The dominant species are dinosaurs.
Never having fallen, no evil obtains,
And beneficent reptiles live there as -
As innocently as butterflies.
In his quiet world of gentle reptilians
A little boy is never without a friend,
A Saurian with an unpronounceable name,
To share a cave, a thought, a book, a toy,
And so that world with a best-friend dinosaur
Is the child’s real world, the only one
Where he knows love.
The Westminster Chinese Chimes
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
The Westminster Chinese Chimes
An elegant clock ticks on the mantelpiece
Proclaiming the hours with an electric chime
Sarah thinks this violates household peace
And the cat, well, he can’t even tell time.
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The Westminster Chinese Chimes
An elegant clock ticks on the mantelpiece
Proclaiming the hours with an electric chime
Sarah thinks this violates household peace
And the cat, well, he can’t even tell time.
The Homeowners' Association
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
The Homeowners’ Association
For Robin
“Your attitude’s been noticed, comrade.”
- Block Warden to Yuri in Doctor Zhivago
-
When in chill autumn a golden leaf falls
The Homeowners’ Ass. sends an indictment
And if after five one vacuums the halls
The Homeowners’ Ass. yelps “Too much excitement!”
Then when in a rainstorm you park your car
The Homeowners’ Ass. alerts snooping eyes
And fines you because you’re an inch too far -
“Your attitude’s been noticed,” hiss the spies
Comes the spring, and the world turns to green
The Homeowners’ Ass. disapproves of your grass
Somehow it’s ragged, you know what we mean…
“Oh, go blow it out your Homeowners’ Ass.!”
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The Homeowners’ Association
For Robin
“Your attitude’s been noticed, comrade.”
- Block Warden to Yuri in Doctor Zhivago
-
When in chill autumn a golden leaf falls
The Homeowners’ Ass. sends an indictment
And if after five one vacuums the halls
The Homeowners’ Ass. yelps “Too much excitement!”
Then when in a rainstorm you park your car
The Homeowners’ Ass. alerts snooping eyes
And fines you because you’re an inch too far -
“Your attitude’s been noticed,” hiss the spies
Comes the spring, and the world turns to green
The Homeowners’ Ass. disapproves of your grass
Somehow it’s ragged, you know what we mean…
“Oh, go blow it out your Homeowners’ Ass.!”
Breakfast With a Granddaughter
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Breakfast with a Granddaughter
for Valentine
A four-year-old does not pencil you in
Or plan her day around a power lunch
Carefully scheduled in a little box;
Her calendar is filled with a pancake,
A slice of bacon crisp, a glass of milk,
The latter drawn way up, up, up the straw
And down again, puff, puff, a fountain of bubbles
Accented with the most glorious giggles
Ever to sail across the universe
And back again. Let’s have a refill of ‘em:
Giggles, please, already sweetened with joy.
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Breakfast with a Granddaughter
for Valentine
A four-year-old does not pencil you in
Or plan her day around a power lunch
Carefully scheduled in a little box;
Her calendar is filled with a pancake,
A slice of bacon crisp, a glass of milk,
The latter drawn way up, up, up the straw
And down again, puff, puff, a fountain of bubbles
Accented with the most glorious giggles
Ever to sail across the universe
And back again. Let’s have a refill of ‘em:
Giggles, please, already sweetened with joy.
The Greatest Gift of the Enlightenment
Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
The Greatest Gift of the Enlightenment
A merciful machine is the guillotine
Empowering a compassionate society
To actuate therapy efficiently
Imagined by a diverse team of dreamers
Who saw what was why, and asked themselves why not
This greatest gift of the Enlightenment
Built using the latest technology
Sustainable wood from certified rainforests
And recycled metals crafted by artisans
Places the consumer at the center
Enhances higher order thinking skills
And promotes community values
Authentic ecosystem solutions
Embrace the needful progressive experience
A solution addressing social needs
And building teamwork across the spectrum
With voices for the voiceless voiced with love
And it all began with an idea, a dream
In someone’s kitchen, dorm room, or garage
Mhall46184@aol.com
The Greatest Gift of the Enlightenment
A merciful machine is the guillotine
Empowering a compassionate society
To actuate therapy efficiently
Imagined by a diverse team of dreamers
Who saw what was why, and asked themselves why not
This greatest gift of the Enlightenment
Built using the latest technology
Sustainable wood from certified rainforests
And recycled metals crafted by artisans
Places the consumer at the center
Enhances higher order thinking skills
And promotes community values
Authentic ecosystem solutions
Embrace the needful progressive experience
A solution addressing social needs
And building teamwork across the spectrum
With voices for the voiceless voiced with love
And it all began with an idea, a dream
In someone’s kitchen, dorm room, or garage
The Enlightenment
Lawrence Hall
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The Enlightenment
A dimly-lit and dripping corridor
Echoing with the screams of broken souls
As they are liberated for a new age:
The executioner adjusts his hood,
Wipes his hands free of blood and fragments of bone,
And checks his incoming text-messages.
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The Enlightenment
A dimly-lit and dripping corridor
Echoing with the screams of broken souls
As they are liberated for a new age:
The executioner adjusts his hood,
Wipes his hands free of blood and fragments of bone,
And checks his incoming text-messages.
Vesting for the Office of the New Day
Vesting for the Office of the New Day
In the darkness of night Matins was sung
By the watchful few who rise for that Hour
And now at Prime most everyone is up
At dawning yawning for that courage-cup
With which to challenge back the challenges
Of this fallen world
Take thou a well-worn cross, of wood perhaps
Or maybe pewter stained with well-worn sweat
Or maybe silver plate or jewelers’ gold
Upon it place a kiss, and cross yourself
And slowly don the vestment of eternity
And turn to the sun
In the darkness of night Matins was sung
By the watchful few who rise for that Hour
And now at Prime most everyone is up
At dawning yawning for that courage-cup
With which to challenge back the challenges
Of this fallen world
Take thou a well-worn cross, of wood perhaps
Or maybe pewter stained with well-worn sweat
Or maybe silver plate or jewelers’ gold
Upon it place a kiss, and cross yourself
And slowly don the vestment of eternity
And turn to the sun
Peter, Paul, and Mary Reconsidered
Mack Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
Peter, Paul, and Mary Reconsidered
In a re-sale shop in Jasper, Texas y’r ‘umble scrivener found a CD (a format now as dated as vinyl and electromagnetic tape) for a dollar, and crunched it into the player in his heritage (translation: old) car (because the machine makes a crunching sound when it eats music).
Magic!
Peter, Paul, and Mary, the group’s eponymous 1962 album, and their first, was issued on LP vinyl, which, like pay telephones, passenger trains, typewriters, and Kodak cameras, will require some exposition for those who aren’t card-carrying Medicare-istas.
The oeuvre might perhaps be labeled as folk, but while that style quickly deteriorated into hootenanny-ness, PP&M were never follow-the-fashions derivative. Neither are their songs self-indulgent therapies about themselves and their feelings; their songs are about work, play, justice, childhood, and beauty.
The songs of Peter Yarrow, Paul Stookey, and Mary Travers were only part of the background top-forty a.m. music of your scrivener’s youth, but to his now mature ear they are perfection. The months of rehearsals are evident in the professionalism and cleanness of the performances. PP&M need no gimmicks, echo chambers, or layers of tracking; as true musicians they respect their audience and never lapse into curious noises.
The guitar has become a cliche' of folkabilly, casually slung over the shoulder of yet another 30-something hat-act posing mournfully on railroad tracks for a black-and-white publicity photograph, but the reality is that the legions of three-chord-commandos twanging wires are more annoying than musical. And, really, does anyone really stand on railroad tracks except for high school graduation pictures? Peter and Paul, though, respect the guitar, know the guitar, and rehearse the guitar. In a time when one often suspects that guitar is only a French word for kindling, PP&M remind us that there really are people who know that it is a musical instrument of great sophistication and potential, not an accessory.
And Mary - that voice! Crystalline! The notes to the album describe her, in language that would now be censored for its isms, “a bright, young blonde-and-a-half.” Oh, yeah. Mary never performed in her skivvies or mated with an amplifier; she didn’t have to.
The convention at this point in a narrative is to lapse into filler-language about how people could really sing and play music Back in the Day, but that is nonsense, of course. There are always professional artists who play music worthy of their audiences. There are not always audiences worthy of the artists.
Some criticism of the trio is valid – they allowed themselves to be used for propaganda, and Paul Stookey could be convicted of cultural manslaughter for the powder-blue-tux oozings of “The Wedding Song.” But when the organizers no longer needed Peter, Paul, and Mary, they were discarded as irrelevant and uncool. Their cosmic payback was “I Dig Rock and Roll Music,” which subtly mocked the pretensions of acts which had little to offer but junior-high locker-room language and look-at-me-me-me-ness.
Once upon a time, but definitely not in The Land of Honalee, a pal propped his dinky little transistor radio on some sandbags. The machine’s brave little 9-volt battery and its two-inch speaker, punching below its weight, were pushing out "500 Miles from Home" as broadcast from AFVN Saigon. The Chief didn’t like it, but then we didn’t like him. And, anyway, being 12,000 miles from home will get to you, too.
The gratitude is a little late, but thanks for that moment, Peter, Paul, and Mary.
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Peter, Paul, and Mary Reconsidered
In a re-sale shop in Jasper, Texas y’r ‘umble scrivener found a CD (a format now as dated as vinyl and electromagnetic tape) for a dollar, and crunched it into the player in his heritage (translation: old) car (because the machine makes a crunching sound when it eats music).
Magic!
Peter, Paul, and Mary, the group’s eponymous 1962 album, and their first, was issued on LP vinyl, which, like pay telephones, passenger trains, typewriters, and Kodak cameras, will require some exposition for those who aren’t card-carrying Medicare-istas.
The oeuvre might perhaps be labeled as folk, but while that style quickly deteriorated into hootenanny-ness, PP&M were never follow-the-fashions derivative. Neither are their songs self-indulgent therapies about themselves and their feelings; their songs are about work, play, justice, childhood, and beauty.
The songs of Peter Yarrow, Paul Stookey, and Mary Travers were only part of the background top-forty a.m. music of your scrivener’s youth, but to his now mature ear they are perfection. The months of rehearsals are evident in the professionalism and cleanness of the performances. PP&M need no gimmicks, echo chambers, or layers of tracking; as true musicians they respect their audience and never lapse into curious noises.
The guitar has become a cliche' of folkabilly, casually slung over the shoulder of yet another 30-something hat-act posing mournfully on railroad tracks for a black-and-white publicity photograph, but the reality is that the legions of three-chord-commandos twanging wires are more annoying than musical. And, really, does anyone really stand on railroad tracks except for high school graduation pictures? Peter and Paul, though, respect the guitar, know the guitar, and rehearse the guitar. In a time when one often suspects that guitar is only a French word for kindling, PP&M remind us that there really are people who know that it is a musical instrument of great sophistication and potential, not an accessory.
And Mary - that voice! Crystalline! The notes to the album describe her, in language that would now be censored for its isms, “a bright, young blonde-and-a-half.” Oh, yeah. Mary never performed in her skivvies or mated with an amplifier; she didn’t have to.
The convention at this point in a narrative is to lapse into filler-language about how people could really sing and play music Back in the Day, but that is nonsense, of course. There are always professional artists who play music worthy of their audiences. There are not always audiences worthy of the artists.
Some criticism of the trio is valid – they allowed themselves to be used for propaganda, and Paul Stookey could be convicted of cultural manslaughter for the powder-blue-tux oozings of “The Wedding Song.” But when the organizers no longer needed Peter, Paul, and Mary, they were discarded as irrelevant and uncool. Their cosmic payback was “I Dig Rock and Roll Music,” which subtly mocked the pretensions of acts which had little to offer but junior-high locker-room language and look-at-me-me-me-ness.
Once upon a time, but definitely not in The Land of Honalee, a pal propped his dinky little transistor radio on some sandbags. The machine’s brave little 9-volt battery and its two-inch speaker, punching below its weight, were pushing out "500 Miles from Home" as broadcast from AFVN Saigon. The Chief didn’t like it, but then we didn’t like him. And, anyway, being 12,000 miles from home will get to you, too.
The gratitude is a little late, but thanks for that moment, Peter, Paul, and Mary.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2014
The Carter, the Convicts, and the Railway
The Carter,
the Convicts, and the Railway
“See
all those workers digging through that hill?”
The
carter asked, there pointing with his whip
While
two mismatched old horses lumbered on
Jerking
carter and prisoners along the ruts.
An
empty church, its now skeletal dome
Open
to the dusk, lay somewhat in the way
Of
where the rails would lay, just there among
Stray
stalks of wheat, from lost and windblown seeds.
One
prisoner yawning through his sorrows said
“I
wonder why the Czar didn’t send me
there
To
carve with pick and shovel and barrow and hod
His
new technology across the steppes.”
“Too
close to Petersburg, and Moscow too,
My
lad. The Czar wants you to labor far,
Far
off. No mischief from you and your
books,
Your
poems, your nasty little magazines.”
“Oh,
carter, is Pushkin unknown to you?
Turgenev,
Gogol, Dostoyevsky too?
What
stories do you tell your children, then?
Do
you teach them to love their Russian letters?”
The
carter laughed; he lit his pipe and said
“You
intellectuals! Living in the past!
Education
for the 19th century -
That’s
what our children need, not your old books.”
“Someday,”
the carter mused, “railways everywhere,
And
steel will take you where you will be sent.
Electric
light will make midday of night
And
Russia’s soul will be great big machines!”
“Machines,
and better guns, and better clocks -
All
these will make for better men, you’ll see.
You
young fellows will live to see it; I won’t,
But
what a happy land your Russia will be!”
And
the cart rattled on, the horses tired,
Longing
for the day’s end, and hay, and rest;
The
prisoners made old jokes in laughing rhymes,
Begged
‘baccy from the carter, and wondered.
Monday, March 10, 2014
Some Observations on the Habits of the American Cardinal
Lawrence
Mack Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
Some
Observations on the Habits
of the American Cardinal
The
Cardinal knows that he is a pretty bird
Splendidly
attired in feathers bright and gay
He
publishes loudly; he will be heard
Among
the squawks of mockingbird and jay
He
gobbles and scatters husks, rusks, and seeds
In
self-indulgent abandonment
He
ignores all others in his wants and needs
They’re
secular birds; they can take a hint
The
Cardinal certainly loves to be seen
At
the public feeder in all his pride
Attentive
to fashions, and always keen
For
the Best Birds to be seen at his side
And
then one day
A
few remnant feathers, a ripped cardinal’s hat -
He
seems to have forgotten the watchful cat.
The Plains of San Agustin
Lawrence Mack Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
From The Road to Magdalena, 2012
The Plains of San Agustin
“And lean upon
a peasant’s staff”
-Wordsworth
But
rather lean upon a pilgrim’s staff,
And
trudge the road to Magdalena, yes,With Rosary in hand, wearing old boots
From some lost war, some long-lost time ago;
A canvas vade mecum for his gear,
A worn-out boonie hat against the sun,
The high-plains sun against the stars, upon
The track to Magdalena in the fall,
To listen to the spirits converse with clouds
Upon the Plains of San Agustin where
A Very Large Array of idols listens for
A voice from space, from far beyond the skies;
For there, if anywhere, He can be heard,
But not from painted idols, no, but from
The haunted earth, and from the stars and back
Again. And then – and then shuffle away,
Stick tapping on the rocks, boots treading dust;
For if some stranger finds that stick, those boots
Abandoned in the brush some desert noon
And bones upon the sands like scattered words,
He’ll know a pilgrim made a happy end.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
"Thank You for being Such a Valued Customer"
“Thank You for
being Such a Valued Customer”
And,
oh! Have we got a deal for you!
We
looted a channel, we’ve raised your rates
We
know you paid, but you’re still overdue
We
teased you with some weekend movie baits
Which
ought to be included anyway
We’re
the worst service in history’s annals
We
fu(dge) your contract almost every day
And
We
want you to buy even more channels!
Major Pettigrew's Last Duck Hunt
Mack
Hall, HSG
Major
Pettigrew’s Last Duck Hunt
The
annual shoot at the local estate is by itself worth the price of a copy of Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, by Helen Simonson.
Lord
Dagenham, a worthy variation on P. G. Wodehouse’s eh-wot-oh-rather-don’cha-know
Lord Emsworth, is a somewhat down-at-the-Rolls Royce noble who rents out much
of his ancestral home to a private school and who is selling some of his lands
to an American real estate developer.
The
last annual duck hunt in the doomed countryside ends as a menace to the humans
more than to the ducks. The hunters,
mostly English and American bankers playing at being squires for a day, are on
the firing line when suddenly the field of fire is occupied by: (1) ducks, lots
of ducks, (2) the schoolchildren, who raised the ducks as a science project and
who rush in to defend them, (3) the gamekeeper and the farm hands, trying to
round up both the children and the ducks, (4) environmentalists, and (5) the local
Save Our Village protestors. And, yes,
someone gets bashed with a sign proclaiming “Peace.” The reader sees that coming, and is delighted
when it does.
A
safe modern writer would have fitted all this into a scripted screed against
guns and hunting, all kitted out with global-warming environmentalism and
cuddly Disney children and animals. Miss
Simonson will have none of that; she makes fun of everyone involved, sparing
not even the children: “’They killed our duckies,’ came a wail from a child
holding up a bloody carcass.”
As
Lord Dagenham says, “I had no idea that fee-paying pupils would smell bad.”
Major
Pettigrew’s Last Stand is framed as boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl,
boy-gets-girl-back, only geriatric, but is saved from Famous Greeting Card
Company sugar-free syrup by Miss Simonson’s lemony (seldom acidic) observations
on socialists, yuppies, environmentalists, the upper classes, the lower
classes, country clubs, the sort of people who resent country clubs, the Church
of England, Moslems, Americans, Englishmen, artificial Christmas trees, hunters,
anti-hunters, parties with themes, “the glass-squashed faces of small, angry
children” on school busses, and flavored teas.
Through
all this Miss Simonson develops a delightful love story. The protagonist is Major Pettigrew, retired
from the British Army, and his friend, Mrs. Ali, owner of the local shop. Both are widowed, and they “meet cute,” as the
film cliché goes, but their relationship must voyage from acquaintance through
friendship and finally to love through 355 delightful pages of misunderstandings,
cultural differences, disapproving relatives, disapproving neighbors, a retired
banker “with an almost medical allergy to children,” organic turkeys, neighbor
Alice’s organic vegetarian lasagna that smells like plankton, neighbor Marjory,
whose sole topic of conversation is her gifted and talented grandson, a dotty
vicar, the vicar’s even dottier wife, the aforementioned hunt, an annual club
dance that deteriorates into a food-throwing, stage-collapsing, drink-sloshing
brawl, a continuing sub-theme about a matched pair of Churchill shotguns, and a
knightly rescue of an imprisoned lady.
And ducks.
The
setting is a Wodehouse England that never really existed, flavored by Jane
Austen, Kipling, Agatha Christie, the Romantic poets, Alexander McCall Smith, declasse’
climbers, and the occasional cup of real tea (no rose hips or other debris for
our hero).
Some
of the social assumptions are a bit naïf, and in this the novel sails
dangerously close to being approved of by famous television ladies, but this is
a love story, after all, and one with a happy ending.
Even
so, with lines such as “The major wished young men wouldn’t think so much,” “a
group of faded hippies, with ripped jeans and balding heads,” “Old Mr. Percy
became so drunk that he threw away his cane and subsequently fell through a
glass door while chasing a shrieking woman across the terrace,” and mention of
an assistant imam named Rodney, this is a book that even manly men can read
without fear of their boots magically dissolving into designer cross-trainers.
And
there are ducks.
Major
Pettigrew’s Last Stand, by Helen Simonson, is published by Random House.
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Sunday, March 2, 2014
Send Not to Ask for Whom the Clock Ticks
Mack
Hall, HSG
Send Not to
Ask for Whom the Clock Ticks
“Time is but
the stream I go afishing in.”
- ThoreauSeveral decades ago I bought a clock at Jerry’s Family Pharmacy on Main Street in Kirbyville. When I bought the clock the mere fact of buying a clock would not have been worthy of mention. Now it is, because clocks are uncommon.People seldom determine the time from clocks or watches. In the mornings tiny little made-in-China Orwellian telescreens wake up their obedient humans, who then pass the rest of the day, heads humbly bowed, perusing, viewing, reading, or hearing their masters. When a modern wishes to know the time, he (the pronoun is gender-neutral because calling one person “they” is barbaric) pulls from the recesses of his garmenting his Orwellian telescreen. Then he reads his twits, twoots, and Me-mails, slides the news to see what some embalmed personality has done further to degrade himself, and goes back to the Me-mail as a validation of his existence.In 1914 no man would have worn a wristwatch because they were “sissy.” That changed with trench warfare, and the suddenly manly wristwatch enjoyed a century of service and adornment. In 2014, though, a modern young man would no more wear a wristwatch than he would stand up when his mother enters the room.As with watches, buying a clock is worthy of note as a curious activity from a bygone day, rather like not wearing camouflage at a funeral.This clock was made in the USA by a company that still exists as an office somewhere but which has long since farmed out the construction of clocks, for the few eccentrics who want one, to China. The mechanism for ringing the alarm gave out years ago, but the clock continued its dependable tick-tick-tick (being a superior sort of clock, it refused ever to tock) until a sad day not long ago when its winding mechanism would not wind. After its final day as an intact ticking clock its spring wound down for the last time. It ticked no more.As would any good American, I took the clock apart to explore its innards. The key had stripped its threads (dang, after only twenty or thirty years…). I wound the clock with pliers, and once again it tick-tick-ticked nicely.The clock machinery now resides on my desk, wound each day with a pair of pliers (made-in-China) kept handy for the purpose. It is wonderfully inaccurate, gaining or losing about five minutes each day, but it is aesthetically pleasing as an objet d’art. Three metal stampings bound together with slender bolts form a matrix for the springs, gears, and escapement wheel, all of which can now be seen in action. The hour hand and minute hand, painted with some luminescent material that would probably give the EPA the Aunt Pittypat vapors, still glow briefly in the dark after lights out.The ticking is curiously comforting, reminding the tick-hearer of Jerry’s Family Pharmacy, a happy heartbeat for Main Street, now just another dark and empty storefront and an empty place in the hearts of those who remember good ol’ Jerry Nobles and his wheezy jokes. The castoff 1950s chairs and table where old men made merry and told stories over coffee are all gone, as are most of the old men, as are the stories.But only for us, and only for a time, for in God’s omnipresence no happiness ever really goes away, not from Him.Tick, tick, tick…-30-
Henry Kissinger's ON CHINA
Mack
Hall, HSG
Henry
Kissinger’s On China
“Blood will
have blood”
- Macbeth
On
China was a Christmas gift by a couple of
folks who really do qualify as Old China Hands.
Well, okay, early-middle-age China hands who spent several years in
China, and whose curiosity about what was happening in Tibet, in the western
provinces, in small towns, and in the cities and factories annoyed the Chinese
government on a number of occasions. One
hopes someday they will write their narrative on China, for it will be far more
reliable than Henry Kissinger’s self-serving door-stop.
Kissinger’s own story is
fascinating. He was born in Germany to
Jewish parents, and as a young man escaped with his family to New York via
England. He was drafted late in World
War II, and his service to his adopted country is remarkable indeed. His Bronze Star was well-earned.
Unfortunately, Kissinger’s will to
power led him in subsequent decades to dispose of nations and thousands of
lives through his arrogance and his reptilian insensitivity to human
suffering. His Nobel Peace Prize reeks
of blood and death and decay, as does his career.
On
China is over 500 pages of turbid Henrican
self-indulgence though on occasion some sense can be filtered from the
cascading fall of words, words, words, big words, small words, all striving for
hegemony, which is possibly the author’s favorite word. The preface and the first few chapters are
very useful; the beginning brilliantly and succinctly defines, compares, and
contrasts American and Chinese concepts of exceptionalism (p. xvi), and the
early chapters are a good overview of Chinese history.
After that, the adventure becomes a
plod.
And in all of this plodding, Kissinger
never employs even one of his warehouse of words in sympathy for the millions
of Chinese murdered by the Communist Party in the revolution and afterward in
purge after purge, in managed starvation, in mass executions, and in the
genocidal horror of the Great Leap Forward.
And there is no surprise in this, for Kissinger never grieved for the
thousands of deaths for which he is responsible in Viet-Nam (almost 60,000
American dead alone), Cambodia, Laos, Cyprus, Bengal, Chile, East Timor, and
Kurdistan. In his book he never mentions
the Chinese government’s murders of protestors in Tiananmen Square and in
numerous cities in China in 1989, nor the thousands of Chinese citizens who
“disappeared” in the weeks following.
His consulting business and his relationships with the power structure
in China might be compromised were he to do so.
In Kissinger’s narrative of Tiananmen (pp. 408-439) he does not mention
the deaths (“This is not the place to examine the events…” [p. 411]), and
suggests that using tanks and machine guns against the protestors was really
the protestors’ fault.
In her 11,000-year history, China has
not yet acted imperially, and there are no Chinese military bases outside of
China. China’s influence on the world has
been generally positive through its culture and its mercantilism. Dr. Kissinger assures us that China will
continue to be an inward-looking nation.
However, China’s rapid development of her
army, air force, and a blue-water navy suggests otherwise. China invaded its former ally North Viet-Nam
in 1979 (and lost), threatens Japan, the Philippines, and Taiwan, and is
messin’ and stirrin’ all over the Western Pacific. The United States Navy, through its fleets
and air arm, can, in concert with other nations, defeat Chinese aggression at
present. However, no situation is ever
static. The United States is a declining
power while China is a rising one. China
probably does not want to dominate the United States militarily, but China does
own this nation financially and soon we may well be a supplicant hoping our new
masters will be kind to us. This is not
Kissinger’s script; this is reality.
China quite rightly resents her
humiliation by Western powers in the 19th century and Japan in the
20th. China insanely murdered
millions of her own people after World War II and into the 1970s. A nation with a catalogue of resentments and
a recent history of violence, a nation that in the 21st century
arranges the executions of her healthy young people so that their organs can be
harvested for transplants for sale to the wealthy, is not ruled by flower
children, and is not a peaceful nation of vegans meditating on ancient
Confucian wisdom. China is not this
nation’s friend, and neither is Henry Kissinger.
Another reality, a bizarre one, is
that Dr. Kissinger, author of deaths and books, has dedicated On China, a serious if deeply flawed
examination of China and its influence on the world now, to a dress designer.
Anyone wishing to give this mildly interesting
recycling of vegetable matter a look can check it out of the public library;
this would minimize the profits to an evil man.
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"O Canada, We Obey the IOC"
Mack
Hall
P.O.
Box 856
1286
County Road 400
Kirbyville,
Texas 75956
409
423 2751
“O Canada, We
Obey the IOC”
Last
week Penguin Books pulled Wendy Doniger’s The
Hindus: an Alternative History from circulation in India, and destroyed
copies still in its supply chain.
Professor
Doniger’s book is almost surely boring – any book with a colon in its title is
going to be a yawner. After all, from our
high school lessons in anatomy and physiology we remember what a colon is full
of.
But
Penguin didn’t destroy its own book because it is a doorstop; Penguin meekly
surrendered to a religious group which didn’t like the book.
One
might expect self-censorship by a company in India, but surely not in Canada, the
nation based on that whole thing about The True North Strong and Free.
USA-ians
wanting a frozen-moose report from Newfoundland or another
exploding-train-in-Quebec news item from north of The World’s Friendliest Border
will not be hearing anything on CBC Radio via livestream. To call up CBC radio on the ‘net (rather like
Macbeth calling up those witches in Act IV?) is to be greeted with Hamlet’s
“The rest is silence.” The electronic
page is there, all right, but nothing happens except a sign reading “From Feb. [sic] 6-23, CBC Radio One live streams will only be available
to Canadian listeners due to Olympic rights restrictions. However, you can
visit cbc.ca/radio/ to listen on-demand or download
podcasts.”
Whatever amount of money was exchanged between the
International Olympics Committee and the CBC apparently wasn’t sufficient to
buy enough letters to spell out “February.”
The
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, which Canadian taxpayers must fund through
taxes, chose to silence its own livestream outside Canadian borders. The bit about listening to on-demand to
podcasts is not technically a lie, but until the IOC gives Canada permission,
no new podcasts are being generated.
If
this self-censorship by the CBC applied only to live Olympics broadcasting,
well, fair enough. Bribes…um…money
has been exchanged from oily hand to oily hand for the games. However, the CBC has silenced all its livestreaming outside Canada’s
borders – weather, news, recipes for roadkill moose, and the latest rumor about
the whereabouts of the elusive Lyuba
Orlova.
The
last news USA-ians heard of the abandoned Russian ship Lyuba Orlova was that it was infested with giant cannibal rats and
drifting toward Ireland. Until the IOC
gives its colonial minions in Ottawa permission to broadcast again, no one will
know if the giant cannibal rats on the Lyuba
Orlova are reading up Irish stew recipes in Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest
Proposal” or Rod Serling’s To Serve Man,
or innocently rehearsing choral routines from The Flying Dutchman.
Canada is this nation’s biggest
trading partner and a solid ally. Every
day thousands of Americans cross the border to work and shop in Canada, and
thousands of Canadians cross the border to work and shop in the USA. All along that 3,000-mile border people cross
this way and that for lunch with the in-laws.
Tons of food, manufactured goods, raw materials, and the occasional
moose are daily traded via rail, roads, and air between our two great nations. That Canada can be bribed or bullied into
silence, compromising friendly relations, suggests not incompetence by a few
functionaries but malicious intent by a third party. Who?
And why?
Emails
to several CBC address were not answered.
Well, maybe all the headquarters gnomes were too busy listening to the
games. Certain the CBC leadership
listens to the IOC. The emails were not
impertinent; they did not ask if some CBC vice-president’s daughter or son recently
received a full scholarship to an exclusive private school in Switzerland or
France, or if another CBC executive suddenly sported a shiny new SUV in his
driveway. To ask such questions would
not only impertinent but wrong. No rude
questions were asked, and the respectful questions were not answered.
Perhaps
CBC Radio shares the same ‘tude toward listeners that Air Canada displays
toward passengers: “We’re Not Happy Until You’re Not Happy.”
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